Download or read book The Hitwoman VS the Training Schedule written by JB Lynn and published by Jennifer Baum. This book was released on 2024-03-21 with total page 198 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everybody knows that bumbling assassin Maggie Lee isn’t in the best of physical shape, but that is about to change. Not because she’s caught the fitness bug, but because it’s a job requirement. (A job she tried to refuse, but there were mentions of debts, threats, and other untoward stuff so she couldn’t really say no.) So now Maggie is in training. She’s got the shirt to prove it and everything. The one that says, “Dead Last Finish, Beats Did Not Finish, Which Greatly Trumps Did Not Start”. Can Maggie get to the starting line on time? Can she finish her assignment? Or will she end up dead? (God’s betting on the third option.)
Download or read book The Hitwoman Gets Caught written by JB Lynn and published by Jennifer Baum. This book was released on 2024-01-18 with total page 215 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Maggie Lee agrees to help her Dad retrieve something from a safety deposit box, she inadvertently puts herself and someone she loves in danger. Will a botched bank robbery be the end of our favorite bumbling assassin? Don't miss the next wacky misadventure in the Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic Hitwoman series.
Download or read book The Hitwoman s Reunion written by JB Lynn and published by Jennifer Baum. This book was released on 2024-10-31 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Maggie Lee is stressed as she plans a hit ordered by the mob boss while simultaneously coordinating a Going Away party for her brother. Things only get worse when the body of a kid she went to high school with is found and her old friend Zeke becomes the main suspect in a murder investigation. Meanwhile, a series of unexpected reunions knocks Maggie off her game and she makes some dangerous mistakes. If she’s not careful, she could be the one who ends up going away…for murder.
Download or read book The Hitwoman Spirals written by JB Lynn and published by Jennifer Baum. This book was released on 2024-07-31 with total page 201 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Maggie Lee’s life is spiraling out of control. (What else is new, right?) Her family is pulling her in a dozen directions. Her pets are bickering incessantly. She’s got a job that she’s not quite sure she’s up to doing. And it kind of feels like everyone is conspiring to drive her nuts. Join Maggie and her menagerie on their latest misadventure, The Hitwoman Spirals, Book 44 in the Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic Hitwoman series.
Download or read book The Hitwoman and the Flash Mob written by JB Lynn and published by Jennifer Baum. This book was released on 2024-01-11 with total page 205 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A mobster may need someone whacked, an attempted murder may finally be solved, and a crazy flash mob may be pulled off, but only if Maggie Lee can stay alive long enough to facilitate the desired outcomes. It’s not an easy task as she searches for a missing ring, a comic book collector, and a bombmaker. Her human allies and loyal pets try to help, but you know what kind of trouble Maggie gets herself into…
Download or read book The Cat The Witch and the Dead Dude written by JB Lynn and published by Jennifer Baum. This book was released on 2024-09-19 with total page 232 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: While pulling a Halloween prank, a group of teenagers find the town’s homeless man covered in blood, muttering about a witch. Most of the residents of Pride Falls assume he’s responsible for whatever terrible fate has befallen the missing town librarian, but pet photographer turned crime scene photographer Kiki Long doesn’t see it that way. She pursues an alternate theory while attempting to convince her incarcerated husband to grant her a divorce, avoid a creepy stalker, and figure out the perfect costume to wear to her friend’s Halloween bash. Hard to say whether she’s got a shot of pulling any of it off.
Download or read book The Hitwoman s Act of Contrition written by JB Lynn and published by Jennifer Baum. This book was released on with total page 179 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Imagine a high-strung, comfort loving hitwoman at a rustic spiritual retreat. Things are finally looking up for Maggie Lee. Her almost-lover Patrick is taking steps (albeit deadly ones) to insure they’ll have a future together, her niece Katie is about to be released from the hospital, her sister Marlene has stopped turning tricks and started tossing pizzas, and Maggie has a chance to land a new (legal) job. If only God would stop hounding her to apologize to her mother, Maggie would be pretty close to content with her life. When Maggie agrees to take out a new target, using a spiritual retreat as her cover story, she ends up with a spoon (long story), an odd, selectively mute roommate, and a chance to save a life. As Maggie struggles to balance all the important people in her life and deliver on the deadly contract, she begins to believe that God may be right about the act of contrition he’s demanded…but will she live long enough to do it?
Download or read book Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic Hitwoman written by JB Lynn and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2012-01-24 with total page 254 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Maggie Lee is not your average hitwoman. For one thing, she's never killed anyone. For another, after hitting her head in the car accident that killed her sister, her new best friend is a talking lizard—a picky eater, obsessed with Wheel of Fortune, that only Maggie can hear. Maggie, who can barely take care of herself, is desperate to help her injured and orphaned niece get the best medical care possible, so she reluctantly accepts a mobster's lucrative job offer: major cash to kill his monstrous son-in-law. Paired with Patrick Mulligan, a charming murder mentor (who happens to moonlight as a police detective), Maggie stumbles down her new career path, contending with self-doubt, three meddling aunts, a semi-psychic friend predicting her doom, and a day job she hates. Oh, and let's not forget about Paul Kowalski, the sexy beat cop who could throw her ass in jail if he finds out what she's up to. Training has never been so complicated! And, this time, Maggie has to get the job done. Because if she doesn't . . . she's the mob's next target.
Download or read book The Hitwoman Goes to Prison written by JB Lynn and published by Jennifer Baum. This book was released on 2019-12-27 with total page 197 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Family is everything. That’s the motto Maggie Lee lives by. She’s proven that she’ll do anything (even become an assassin…albeit an inept one, as God likes to remind her) to take care of those she loves. Even when they drive her crazy. But as Maggie attempts to reunite a young boy with his mother, her own family is in danger of falling apart. The human members are facing a heartbreaking loss, the animals are mutinying against one of their own, and a missing skull is causing trouble for everyone. Maggie may be able to save an innocent’s life, but can she save her family?
Download or read book The Hitwoman in a Pickle written by JB Lynn and published by Jennifer Baum. This book was released on 2019-05-21 with total page 186 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The klutzy contract killer must enlist the help of both her psychic friend, Armani, and her ever-growing collection of talking pets, as she desperately searches for not one, but two, missing relatives. At the same time she’s trying to keep the peace in her crazy family and complete an unwanted assignment from mob boss, Delveccio, which could end with her on ice. And oh yeah, she’s got a date with a certain hot manny. Maggie and friends follow a crazy and convoluted path to try to save the day, but will an unexpected enemy get the upper hand?
Download or read book The Hitwoman Takes a Road Trip written by JB Lynn and published by Jennifer Baum. This book was released on 2019-05-21 with total page 204 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Some people just can’t outrun trouble. Overwhelmed hitwoman Maggie Lee thinks she’s leaving her family worries behind when she’s convinced to take a road trip with her buddy, Armani. But pretty soon an old friend, a pesky relative, and even her pet, are asking for her help. Loyal to a fault, Maggie soon finds herself tangled in a dangerous theft involving a crime family; confronting the abusive previous owner of her cat, Piss; and dealing with family revelations that rock her world. With the assistance of psychic predictions, talking animals and unexpected allies, Maggie takes on her troubles head-on. But if she’s not careful, this “vacation” could literally be the death of her.
Download or read book The Hitwoman vs the Embezzler written by JB Lynn and published by Jennifer Baum. This book was released on 2024-05-23 with total page 212 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Armani Vasquez is ripped off by her financial advisor, she recruits her good friend (and occasional assassin) Maggie Lee, to help her track him down. Piling into Armani’s RV with a know-it-all lizard, an airhead Doberman pinscher, a one-eyed cat, a nervous mouse (and an unexpected stowaway) Maggie and Armani embark on an adventure to recover Armani’s money and bring the embezzler to justice. What could go wrong?
Download or read book The Hitwoman vs The Security Guard written by JB Lynn and published by Jennifer Baum. This book was released on 2022-06-16 with total page 195 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Even though they drive her crazy, Maggie Lee is all about family. Now it seems her half-brother has gotten himself into trouble with someone known as The Security Guard. Luckily (or not!) The Security Guard is now proving to be a problem for the mob boss she works for and he wants him taken out. Maggie jumps at the chance to get rid of the danger to her brother and the thorn in her boss’s side. But her assassination attempt doesn’t go as planned. (Do they ever?) Now she's the target of The Security Guard’s wrath. Can old friends, new allies and her loyal pets save her?
Download or read book The Hitwoman and the Family Jewels written by JB Lynn and published by Jennifer Baum. This book was released on 2019-05-21 with total page 203 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How do you say “no” to a mob boss? When bumbling hitwoman Maggie Lee is asked by her mob boss employer to kill a cop, she wants to say no. When her sexy murder mentor, Patrick Mulligan tells her the cop in question is a guy she once dated, she REALLY wants to refuse. But when her former date, Paul Kowalski tries to kill her, she changes her tune to “Hell, yes!” Maggie and Patrick grow closer as they scramble to figure out what it is that Kowalski is looking for and what it has to do with her prison escapee father. Maggie’s search is hampered by the presence of US Marshals hunting her father and her crazier-than-usual family. Along with her snarky talking lizard, grammatically-challenged Doberman, and a pissy cat, she races to solve the mystery and protect her family. But nothing in Maggie’s life ever goes as planned…
Download or read book The Hitwoman and the Body written by JB Lynn and published by Jennifer Baum. This book was released on 2021-08-27 with total page 214 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When mob boss Delveccio is framed for murder, it's up to everyone's favorite hitwoman to prove he didn't do it. But that's not the only problem Maggie and her menagerie are dealing with. It's not even the biggest one. The person who is threatening to kill Maggie's entire family needs to be dealt with. Things are going to get messy...even by Maggie's standards.
Download or read book The Hitwoman Under Pressure written by JB Lynn and published by Jennifer Baum. This book was released on 2019-05-21 with total page 190 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Maggie Lee's dedication to her family knows no limits. Even though her life is in chaos, she'll take any chance to repair her fractured family. All she has do is: Get out of the loony bin Eliminate the killer who’s hunting her sister Make sure her family doesn’t go off the rails (yup, this one’s the toughest) Thankfully she’s got the help of an ex-lover, a conman, and a sexy sailor, along with her psychic friend, her loyal, but bickering, pets, and her favorite mob boss. If only she could rely on them to help her stop the man who wants her sister dead. With two hitmen already killed for going after him, Maggie could use all the help she can get. Maggie’s skills (and sanity) are put to the test and the stakes have never been higher.
Download or read book Leona The Hitwoman written by Jb Drummond and published by Clube de Autores. This book was released on 2017-12-17 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Can someone face evil and without becoming evil itself? This was Leona s biggest dilemma. Mikhaila Naslavatilov (codename Leona) have been training since childhood to fulfill a mission. Her innate special abilities have been put to work by her father, captain Dmitro, an expert in hand-to-hand combat, melee weapons, and guerrilla infiltration techniques, by her mother, Dr. Yara Schreiber, a renowned scholar and researcher of the occult, black magic, vampirism and demonology, and by masters of various arts to make her able to face evil forces of human and demonic nature. To these primary motivations, added an intense hatred against the criminal organization that murdered her father. Her body and mind became, by intense training, a lethal weapon, ready to act instantly against her targets and to destroy them without hesitation. Her training camp was the region of Transylvania, in the Carpathians, where a setting surrounded by mysteries and legends and a hostile nature served as the starting point for a mission that would put her life and soul in constant danger. She knew that, sometimes, when facing evil, we could also turn into the things we fight. To maintain her humanity was her biggest challenge.
