Download or read book The Hilarious Pig written by James E. Berlin and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2017-07-17 with total page 185 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After college and active marine corps duty, the author began his journalism career as a reporter and popular humor columnist for a Michigan newspaper. At age twenty-four, he became the youngest nationally syndicated columnist in US history. Eleven years later, he followed his heart and became a street cop in one of Americas largest cities. The stories here, true, firsthand accounts drawn from his life behind the badge, offer an uncensored glimpse into the hearts and minds of the thin blue line. If you seek the politically correct, look elsewhere. This book was written under fire, between shifts and on weekends while the author was still a working street cop. His experiences range from outrageously funny to deeply moving, but all are as they occurred. And all are wonderfully entertaining.
Download or read book Pig the Pug written by Aaron Blabey and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2018-01-30 with total page 30 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hilarious book about learning to share from the much-loved, award-winning author and illustrator Aaron Blabey. Pig is a greedy and selfish Pug. He has all the bouncy balls, bones, and chew toys a dog could ever want, yet he refuses to share with his poor friend, Trevor. Little does he know, however, that being greedy has its consquences. Join Pig as he learns to share -- the hard way!Young readers will love the irresistbly quirky and funny illustrations that are paired with a relatable lesson of learning to share with others. For dog and pet lovers everywhere.
Download or read book Pig Giggles and Rabbit Rhymes written by Mike Downs and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2002-04 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Presents more than twenty simple animal jokes.
Download or read book Pig Out written by Make Believe Ideas and published by . This book was released on 2021-09-07 with total page 14 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Pig Out! board book with squishy snout. Bring out your inner snout and try being a pig! In this hilarious rhyme, a cheeky pig explains why being a pig is the best . . . and encourages the other animals to dye their hair pink, oink, and try and be more like him! This funny board book has a squishy pig snout cut through to the cover, and Stuart Lynchs bright, modern illustrations provide plenty to look at on every page!
Download or read book The Unbelievable Top Secret Diary of Pig written by Emer Stamp and published by Scholastic UK. This book was released on 2013-10-03 with total page 186 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: We love Pig , but Pig loves Farmer. After all, Farmer gives Pig yummy slops and special back scratches, and calls him Sausage and seems to love him more, the fatter he gets. Just as well Pig doesn't speak any Farmer. But Duck does (Duck's clever like that), and he's determined his best friend should know the truth.
Download or read book Those Can Do Pigs written by David McPhail and published by Turtleback Books. This book was released on 1999 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Rhyming text and illustrations describe all the accomplishments of the capable Can-Do Pigs.
Download or read book Pig Jokes written by Johnny Laughing and published by . This book was released on 2016-06-13 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny Pig Jokes! The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and pig jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. This joke book contains over 100 funny pig jokes! WARNING: This MASSIVE assortment of pig jokes is extremely hilarious and will cause oinking and snorting. Don't be a hog. Share the laughter! Q: Did you hear about the pig that opened a pawn shop? A: He called it Ham Hocks! OINK! OINK! Q: What do you call a pig thief? A: A hamburglar! OINK! OINK! Q: Why can't there be a Santa Pig? A: Pigs don't fly and pigs don't fit down a chimney! OINK! OINK! Q: Why didn't the piglets listen to the teacher? A: He was an old boar (bore)! OINK! OINK! Q: Why did the pigs go to the casino? A: To play slop machines! 100+ funny and hilarious pig jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults! Your pig friends might not think these jokes are that funny, but you will be rolling on the floor laughing. This collection of pig and hog jokes is one of the funniest collections in the world! These jokes about pig will make everyone giggle and erupt with laughter. This joke book is excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Johnny B. Laughing is the online comedy king! Scroll up and click 'buy' to get your snout on a copy today. OINK OINK!
Download or read book Pig the Star Pig the Pug written by Aaron Blabey and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2018-03-27 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hysterical and cautionary tale about stealing the show from the award-winning and bestselling creator of the Pig the Pug series. The world's most self-centered pug wants to be the star of a fun photo shoot. He pushes his good friend, Trevor, out of the way and hogs all of the costumes. He is going to be the star! But when the photographer starts to favor Trevor, Pig must try everything to steal back the show!Rich with laugh-out-loud rhyming text and hysterical pug-eyed illustrations, Pig the Star is destined for stardom!
Download or read book You re a Rude Pig Bertie written by Claudia Boldt and published by NorthSouth Books. This book was released on 2013-09-01 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bertie is the most vain, rude and outspoken pig you'll ever meet. He can't help offending his friends and pretty soon he doesn't have any left. But a beautiful bunny and a disastrous party all lead Bertie to a startling realization, and a change of heart. • Claudia Boldt, author/illustrator Odd Dog returns with another hilarious comedy of manners. • Boldt’s artwork is sophisticated and appealing. • Boldt was a UK Booktrust Best New Illustrator of 2011.
Download or read book Pigs Ina Poke Collection 2 written by Duane A. Hammond and published by Beech River Books. This book was released on 2010 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Artwork and accompanying text depicting pigs in whimsical and satirical human situations"--Provided by publisher.
Download or read book If You Give a Pig a Pancake written by Laura Numeroff and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 1998-04-11 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you give a pig a pancake, she'll want some syrup to go with it. You'll give her some of your favourite maple syrup, and she'll probably get all sticky, so she'll want to take a bath. She'll ask you for some bubbles. When you give her the bubbles... Ages 0–5
Download or read book Batpig When Pigs Fly written by Rob Harrell and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2021-11-09 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Introducing a supremely hilarious graphic novel featuring an unstoppable, super-swine hero who boldly fights for justice . . . in between taking mud baths and eating tasty sandwiches. Gary Yorkshire was your perfectly average, fuzzy pink pig who loved tasty sandwiches, video games, mud baths, and hanging out with his friends Carl the fish and Brooklyn the bat. Until one day . . . a radioactive bat bite gives him powers he never would have dreamed of! Inspired by his old Crimson Swine comics, Gary decides that he'll use his powers for good and becomes (drumroll) Batpig! Now he just needs a good zinger of a Batpig slogan, a spandex costume that flatters his rear end . . . and maybe a little advice about how in the world to defeat supervillains?
Download or read book Pig and Small written by Alex Latimer and published by Random House. This book was released on 2014-03-27 with total page 35 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Pig hears a strange squeaking coming from his nose, he thinks something is very wrong. But eventually he realises that the noise is just a little bug. The two decide to be friends, but their difference in size soon becomes a BIG problem -- they can't seem to find anything that they can both enjoy. But when it comes to friendship, does size really matter?
Download or read book Under a Pig Tree written by Margie Palatini and published by Abrams. This book was released on 2015-04-14 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The publisher and author of Under a Pig Tree seem to be having communication issues. The author has written a clear, no-nonsense history of figs. But the publisher is sure she meant pigs. After all, what’s the difference between two measly letters? What results is a hilarious illustrated history of pigs, from the earliest times (“Pigs were presented as ‘medals’ to the winners of the first Olympics”) to the present day (“There is nothing better than enjoying a cup of tea or glass of milk with one of those famous Pig Newtons”). The author, needless to say, is not happy about this “little mix-up” and makes her feelings very clearly known—by scrawling all over the book! With sticky notes from the publisher, angry scribbles from the author, wrinkles, and pages askew, Under a Pig Tree is a playful peek into a book in “midproduction” and a humorous look at the consequences of small mistakes, by industry pro Margie Palatini and up-and-coming talent Chuck Groenink.
Download or read book What If Pig written by Linzie Hunter and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2021-06-08 with total page 43 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You’re not going to find a more heartwarming dynamic duo than Pig and Mouse! Join Pig as he learns how to turn his “what if" worries from anxiety to optimism, all with the help of his loving friend Mouse. "Readers will certainly empathize with Pig and his emotions." —Kirkus “Hunter’s picture book will draw its audience with vibrant colors, oh-so-adorable characters, and plenty of silliness” –Bulletin of the Center for Children’s Books "Young readers will learn that being afraid is a common, temporary feeling, and that they can talk to others about it." —School Library Journal Mouse has never had a friend quite like Pig. Pig is so incredibly kind, fabulously fun, but he also has a big secret—he’s a tremendous worrier! When Pig gets the brilliant idea to throw a party for Mouse and their friends, he can’t help but think of everything that could possibly go wrong. After all, what if a lion eats all the invitations? What if nobody comes? Or worse, what if everyone comes and has an awful time? In this adorable story, Linzie Hunter’s charming, bright illustrations pair perfectly with her sweet and funny story about friendship and the endless wonder of "what if" that readers of all ages can relate to. This picture book is a great conversation starter in the home or classroom.
Download or read book There s a Pig up my Nose written by John Dougherty and published by HarperCollins UK. This book was released on 2023-01-05 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Winner of the Oscar's Book Prize 2018 What if a PIG got stuck up your NOSE? How ever would you get it out? When Natalie has to go to school with a pig stuck up her nose, her whole class gets together to find a way to get the pig out. But how will they do it?
Download or read book A Pig Parade Is a Terrible Idea written by Michael Ian Black and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2011-05-24 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Could anything possibly be more fun than a pig parade!? You wouldn't think so. But you'd be wrong. A pig parade is a terrible idea. Pigs hate to march, refuse to wear the uniforms, don't care about floats, and insist on playing country music ballads. Those are just some of the reasons. And trust me, this hysterical book has plenty more!
