Download or read book The Hilarious Dead Guy s Last Chance Undies written by Lorain O'Neil and published by Lorain O'Neil. This book was released on with total page 206 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Get ready to buckle up for a wild ride of thrills, laughs, and a seriously flashy undergarment! Enter the world of Polonia Appleseed, a spunky seven-year-old who witnesses her father’s demise, complete with a puzzling clue—a pair of men’s undies adorned with sparkly hearts. Fast forward to Polonia’s coming of age, where, after the unfortunately explosive colonoscopy end of her Uncle George, she’s surrounded by relatives, all of them prime suspects in her father’s killing. And all of Polonia’s relatives know, she is not ordinary. Following in her father’s footsteps, Polonia concocts a daring scheme to expose the killer by swiping millions right out from everyone’s noses! Brace yourself for a whirlwind adventure as Polonia navigates a treacherous path of financial family subterfuge, with heart-pounding suspense, plot twists that’ll leave you gasping, and enough humor to keep your sides splitting. Will Polonia outwit the killer and serve up a platter of justice? Or will she find herself entangled in a sticky web of deceit and danger? Join Polonia on her quest for truth and redemption, where secrets unravel, alliances teeter on the edge, and bombshell revelations lie just beneath the surface. Figure out who the killer is before Polonia, you know the clue! Bonus chapters from some of the author’s other books are included.

Download or read book The Hilarious Dead Guy s Last Chance Undies written by Lorain O'Neil and published by . This book was released on 2019-06-28 with total page 484 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: EXPLOSIVE COLONOSCOPY ANGST! Seven-year-old Polonia Appleseed cowered in terror the night her Daddy died and killer unknown escaped, a pair of sparkly-hearted men's underwear the only clue. But Polonia's grown up now, and with all the suspects gathering after her Uncle George's unfortunately fatal buttocalypse, Polonia's decided to let one rip of her own: lure the killer out of hiding by doing exactly what her Daddy did, scam millions right under everyone's noses! She is kinda hoping for a better result though.

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Download or read book Haunting the Rainbow written by Lorain O'Neil and published by Lorain O'Neil. This book was released on 2017-01-20 with total page 248 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It killed a hundred million people. The most lethal event ever to hit humanity ravaged the world in 1918. But one victim was actually murdered and a century later newly graduated (i.e. unemployed) Library Science Minor Eileen Saffron scrambles to unmask the shocking truth, rousing a deadly family ghost? KEYWORDS: historical mystery, historical fiction, detective, humorous, female protagonist, cozy mystery, sleuth, mystery, female detective

Download or read book The Liar Charms written by Lorain O'Neil and published by Lorain O'Neil. This book was released on 2015-08-12 with total page 252 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Remy’s just graduated college and... been kidnapped! Sent to auction. And she doesn’t have the vaguest idea why. But intractable businessman Isaiah Grommet knows why: Remy's a Liar Charm, invaluable to his billionaire empire –voluntary or not. Awakening in a locked room with other bewildered young women Remy is thunderstruck when informed by Isaiah what her new future is: working for him. Or, she can face the wrath (not to mention the executioner!) of Pakken, an old and powerful company of very patriarchal men siring very special daughters for very special remuneration they are NOT about to give up. But one Pakken father has had enough –and he’s secretly doing something about it. Another one is too but in a decidedly lethal direction. And Remy? Remy has a whopping big secret herself, one Pakken sure hasn’t bargained for. ’Cause when it comes to enslaved servitude, hipster Remy has some pretty intractable ideas of her own, creatively inventive ones if you want to be charitable, brain-bleached hilarious ones if you want to be accurate. So if Remy can just turn her “screw yous” into “yessirs” instead of launching her barmiest blast of fake-the-funk evah, she MIGHT not only stay alive but land the whole Pakken lot of ’em smack in the Hudson! Unfortunately Remy has never managed a “yessir” in her life. KEYWORDS: urban fantasy, humorous urban, thriller and suspense, humorous paranormal, kidnap, kidnapped, humorous young adult paranormal, humorous young adult, special powers, funny

Download or read book Creepy Pair of Underwear written by Aaron Reynolds and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-08-15 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the celebrated team behind Creepy Carrots!, Aaron Reynolds and Caldecott Honor winner Peter Brown, comes a hilarious (and just a little creepy) story of a brave rabbit and a very weird pair of underwear. Jasper Rabbit is NOT a little bunny anymore. He’s not afraid of the dark, and he’s definitely not afraid of something as silly as underwear. But when the lights go out, suddenly his new big rabbit underwear glows in the dark. A ghoulish, greenish glow. If Jasper didn’t know any better he’d say his undies were a little, well, creepy. Jasper’s not scared obviously, he’s just done with creepy underwear. But after trying everything to get rid of them, they keep coming back!

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Download or read book Small Medium at Large written by Joanne Levy and published by Joanne Levy Books. This book was released on with total page 152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lilah can hear ghosts, and boy are they annoying! After she's hit by lightning at a wedding, twelve-year-old Lilah Bloom develops a new talent: she can hear dead people. That's right, she's now a medium--a person who talks to hosts! Among them, there's her overopinionated Bubby Dora; an old lady fashion designer; and a kid who is pure mischief and threatens to ruin everything. The ghosts are more annoying than frightening, especially when Lilah has one big fear on her mind: talking to-and possibly going to the seventh-grade dance with-her crush, Andrew Finkel. Lilah only ever wanted to be a regular seventh-grader, maybe a seventh-grader with a date for the dance, but with meddling ghosts getting in the way, her life is now filled with drama of the spirit variety. What's a young medium to do? Keywords: middle grade, funny, humorous, tween, ghosts, dating, crush, friendship, sydney taylor, awards, red maple, jewish books, small medium at large, canadian, series

Download or read book It s for you written by Diana Scott and published by Babelcube Inc.. This book was released on 2019-03-29 with total page 163 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It’s for you by Dianna Scott Translation by Ninoska García Paz Edition by Liliana Ester Long Romance, suspense and action are going on. The second novel of a saga of infidelities. More than 30,000 of readers. Romance, suspense and action are going on. Over 100,000 readers have read this saga Nicolas Bellpuig, a good looking and millionaire European has everything. Women can’t resist themselves to his athletic body, and his and carefree smile, however, he loves only one woman, Susy, she's the one who bedazzled him with her hopeless and sad eyes and makes him feel alive. Suzie doesn't expect much of life. For her, the bad luck has been dealt with her, thus, there’s nothing she can do but to keep herself dreaming of whatever she'll never have. They will find out that love is capable to cross over the seas and keeping itself alive with the same intensity as their hearts beat. She loves him, but in order to save his life, she must flee to Buenos Aires, and down there she will get involved in smuggling in women plot, which will make her get to know at first-hand fear and desperation. He loves her too much to let her go. Would be Nico capable to save her from a hazardous fate? Would this romance have a happy ending, or it will become part of the misfortunes Susy must face? Are women able to take risks and bet against the odds, or the fears, guilt or the society will have the final word? The stories comprised in this series of romantic novels are truly jewels of the romanticism, passion, and love that you may read and discover individually. It’s for you, is the second book of the infidelities saga.

Download or read book Counting by 7s written by Holly Goldberg Sloan and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2014-09-16 with total page 417 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A New York Times Bestseller In the tradition of Out of My Mind, Wonder, and Mockingbird, this is an intensely moving middle grade novel about being an outsider, coping with loss, and discovering the true meaning of family. Willow Chance is a twelve-year-old genius, obsessed with nature and diagnosing medical conditions, who finds it comforting to count by 7s. It has never been easy for her to connect with anyone other than her adoptive parents, but that hasn’t kept her from leading a quietly happy life . . . until now. Suddenly Willow’s world is tragically changed when her parents both die in a car crash, leaving her alone in a baffling world. The triumph of this book is that it is not a tragedy. This extraordinarily odd, but extraordinarily endearing, girl manages to push through her grief. Her journey to find a fascinatingly diverse and fully believable surrogate family is a joy and a revelation to read. * “Willow's story is one of renewal, and her journey of rebuilding the ties that unite people as a family will stay in readers' hearts long after the last page.”—School Library Journal starred review * “A graceful, meaningful tale featuring a cast of charming, well-rounded characters who learn sweet—but never cloying—lessons about resourcefulness, community, and true resilience in the face of loss.”—Booklist starred review * “What sets this novel apart from the average orphan-finds-a-home book is its lack of sentimentality, its truly multicultural cast (Willow describes herself as a “person of color”; Mai and Quang-ha are of mixed Vietnamese, African American, and Mexican ancestry), and its tone. . . . Poignant.”—The Horn Book starred review "In achingly beautiful prose, Holly Goldberg Sloan has written a delightful tale of transformation that’s a celebration of life in all its wondrous, hilarious and confounding glory. Counting by 7s is a triumph."—Maria Semple, author of Where’d You Go, Bernadette

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Download or read book Deadpool Classic 2008 Volume 4 written by James Felder and published by Marvel Entertainment. This book was released on 2013 with total page 305 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Collects Deadpool (1997) #18-25 #0, Deadpool Death Annual 1998. The secrets of Deadpool revealed! In some of his funniest adventures of all time, the truth behind Deadpool's origins in the Weapon X program is explored, as well as his unique relationship with Death herself! Ajax returns for revenge on Dr. Killebrew as Deadpool faces the ghosts of his past...literally! And is Deadpool the Cosmic Messiah, destined to save all?

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Download or read book Deadpool Epic Collection written by Joe Kelly and published by Marvel Entertainment. This book was released on 2024-01-03 with total page 477 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Collects Deadpool (1997) #10-20, Deadpool/Death Annual '98, Heroes For Hire (1997) #10-11, Baby's First Deadpool Book (1998) #1, Amazing Spider-Man (1963) #47. Joe Kelly's riotous, character-defining run continues! Deadpool battles the revamped Great Lakes Avengers - but can he and Blind Al escape the past when they're hurled into the pages of a Silver Age Spider-Man story?! Then, as T-Ray and Typhoid Mary continue to torment Deadpool, will X-Force's Siryn help save him from his own self-destructive tendencies? As Wade inches closer to the edge, the man called Ajax is cleaning house, and he wants Deadpool's stain scrubbed from the planet. But what is his connection to Wade Wilson's untold origin? And will Wade feel Death's embrace? Plus: As cosmic oblivion looms, Deadpool hits the casinos and battles Batroc, and the Merc with a Mouth meets the Heroes for Hire!

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