Download or read book The Garden of Gassy Gnomes written by Zia Molina and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2021-03-29 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kids will love this funny rhyming story about gnomes who come to life at night in a kids garden and start tooting! Emma and Sam have a great little garden growing. But one day, gnomes show up and start farting all over their plants! Emma and Sam try to get the gnomes to stop with hilarious results Kids will love finding out how Emma and Sam finally work out their problems with the farting gnomes! They will also learn a bit about gardening and bugs along the way. Hilarious read aloud story will delight toddlers, preschoolers, kindergarteners, or children to read by themselves. Parents and kids will laugh and smile as they read about the farting gnomes tooting fun adventure! Perfect for: For kids who love gnomes. kids who think farts are funny everyone who loves a silly story a funny Spring book for toddlers a funny book for kids ages 2-4, 4-8 as a silly birthday present funny gardening books garden story for kids Boys and Girls will have fun finding out how the gnomes and the children learn how to work together to grow the best garden!!

Download or read book The Gnome in My Garden written by Michael McCormick and published by . This book was released on 2016-02-20 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you think you know what's going on in your garden, think again! The stars of these hilarious, vibrantly illustrated poems--including a naughty Gnome, a hot-tempered Tomato, and a gang of gassy Beans--will take you far beyondthe weeds, dirt, and bugs and into a world where the veggies rule!

Download or read book Game of Gnomes written by M. J. Northwood and published by Critical Tales. This book was released on 2020-05-15 with total page 168 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ‘As creative as it is absurd, Game of Gnomes is a wonderfully funny, fantasy adventure for adults.' Life for a gnome isn't easy. Every hurdle in a gnome’s life is just a little bit too big. After years apart, the three gnomes, Gassy, Borty, and Turdlet, plan to scale the tallest challenge a thief can face: The Crimicompetition. As they fight for the clout, against MagInc—a corporation of unimaginable influence—the gnomes are about to discover how small honour amongst thieves can get. And so begins the Game of Gnomes.

Download or read book Gnomes and Gardens written by Nigel Suckling and published by Raincoast Books. This book was released on 2000 with total page 91 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Tales from the Gas Station Volume Two written by Jack Townsend and published by Jack Townsend. This book was released on with total page 345 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Nightshift clerk and high-functioning insomniac Jack is back to work, trying his best to keep out of trouble. But when his chain-smoking coworker discovers a mysterious radio signal revealing the guarded secrets of their town, Jack will learn that an annoying new dayshift manager is far from the worst of his problems. In this second installment of the Gas Station saga, Jack finds himself entangled in his most harrowing adventure yet. With the newest crew of coworkers along for the ride and the resident psychopath out for his blood, our hero(?) must navigate the drama of small-town murder conspiracies, vigilante justice, and demonic summoning rituals...whether he wants to or not.

Download or read book Gnome and Garden written by Marcus Mennes and published by Quirk Books. This book was released on 2004 with total page 72 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book The Garden Gnomes Secret written by Dorothy M Mitchell and published by Chipmunkapublishing ltd. This book was released on with total page 209 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Gnome Is Where Your Heart Is written by Casey Lyall and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2023-05-30 with total page 247 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lemon Peabody is certain that aliens visited Grandpa Walt thirty years ago, but she's running out of time to prove it before he forgets his best story. This humorous and tenderhearted story about family, friendship, and always believing in yourself is for fans of Greg van Eekhout, Stuart Gibbs, and Hour of the Bees. Lemon Peabody loves spending time with Grandpa Walt. Even though he has been diagnosed with Alzheimer’s and moved to an assisted living facility, he’s still the same funny, loving grandpa he’s always been. One of Grandpa’s claims to fame is his story about meeting an alien years ago—and that it looked like a garden gnome. Ever since, it’s been something of a town-wide joke, and the cause of a rift between Grandpa and Lemon’s dad. Lemon is determined to find those extraterrestrial gnomes and vindicate Grandpa Walt—while Grandpa can still remember it. Late one night, after seeing the flash of a spaceship during a storm, Lemon enlists the help of two friends to find out what might have crashed in the woods. But then the aliens find her, and nothing goes the way she expected. Lemon is sure she can convince the aliens to fix Grandpa Walt’s memory and bring back the grandpa she misses so much for good. But the aliens are dealing with problems of their own. With a little creativity and compassion, maybe they can all help one another. Casey Lyall’s lively, voice-driven novel bursts with heart and humor. With family and friendship—and aliens!—at its core, Gnome Is Where Your Heart Is will captivate readers of Rebecca Stead’s and Wendy Mass’s Bob, Greg van Eekhout’s Weird Kid, and Adam Rex’s The True Meaning of Smekday.

Download or read book How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack written by Chuck Sambuchino and published by Random House. This book was released on 2014-06-05 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There’s a new threat in town – and it’s only twelve inches tall. How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack is the only comprehensive survival guide that will help you prevent, prepare for, and ward off an imminent home invasion by the common garden gnome. Once thought of as harmless garden decorations, evidence is mounting that these smiling lawn statues are poised and ready to wreck havoc. The danger is real. And it’s here. Class 1 gnome-slayer and gnome defence expert Chuck Sambuchino has developed a proven system – Assess, Protect, Defend, Apply – for safeguarding property, possessions, and loved ones. Strategies include step-by-step instructions for gnome-proofing the average dwelling, recognising and interpreting the signs of a gathering horde and – in the event that a secured perimeter is breached – confronting and combating the attackers at close range.

Download or read book Garden Gnomes Have Issues written by Greg Stones and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2016-03-15 with total page 67 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Garden gnomes may be small, but their problems are often very big. They have issues with snowmen, magnets, bubblegum, and mimes. They really enjoy romance, skinny-dipping, and paper airplanes, but they have major issues with watermelons, mousetraps, trampolines, and teddy bears—and through it all they especially love one special thing. Artist Greg Stones turns his popular, playful illustration style to the tiny troubles of these beloved characters, presenting their inner lives with a warm and witty sense of the absurd.

Download or read book Garden Gnomes written by Twigs Way and published by Shire Publications. This book was released on 2009-09-22 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is the intriguing story of garden gnomes and how they have come to reside in the flowerbeds of gardens across Britain. Originating in Europe, gnomes made the leap across the channel in the nineteenth century, where they were welcomed warmly by wealthy Brits who saw them as the must-have garden accessory. But the fortunes of the humble gnome were not to last, and they soon found themselves sneered at by serious gardeners. Turned away from fashionable gardens, the little gnomes found a friend in many a working class gardener, who adopted them in increasing numbers, and in a variety of humorous poses. Today, gnomes are as popular with the masses as ever, and this entertaining illustrated history will appeal to those who love, and hate, these small bearded characters.

Download or read book Better Haunts and Garden Gnomes written by Michelle M. Pillow and published by The Raven Books LLC. This book was released on 2018-06-26 with total page 230 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Welcome to Lucky Valley, Colorado, where nothing is quite what it seems. Lily Goode wasn’t aware she had an inheritance waiting for her in the form of a huge Victorian house in Lucky Valley, Colorado. Life might finally be coming together for her. That is if you don’t count the endless home repairs, dealing with eccentric Aunt Polly who claims they’re both witches, and Nolan Dawson the handsome home inspector who seems to have it out for her, then, sure, life is grand. Oh and not to mention the strange hallucinations and garden gnomes who are far more than lawn ornaments. If mysterious accidents don’t do her in, then the rebellious gnomes just might. With the help of Aunt Polly, it’s up to Lily to discover who’s sabotaging her new home and trying to drive the Goodes out of Lucky Valley once and for all. From NY Times & USA TODAY Bestselling Author, Michelle M. Pillow, a Cozy Mystery Paranormal Romantic Comedy. 5 Stars! "Holy HedgeWitches! This is a fab new cosy series." Nikki's Book Nook ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________ About the (Un)Lucky Valley Series Did you love Fooled Around and Spelled in Love, and Curses and Cupcakes by Michelle M. Pillow? Did Aunt Polly tickle your funny bone? If so, just wait until you read the next crazy adventure Aunt Polly has up her sleeve. My two books in the Happily Everlasting series are prequels to the (Un)Lucky Valley series. Books in The Happily Everlasting Series can be read in ANY order! Series can be read in any order. Happily Everlasting was a group project I did with three other amazing authors: Mandy M. Roth, Jana DeLeon, & Kristen Painter. (Un)Lucky Valley series is by (me) Michelle M. Pillow. Rating: Clean and Wholesome Praise For Better Haunts and Garden Gnomes 5 Stars! "Love this author, love this book!" - Kristen Painter, USA Today Best Selling author (2019) 5 Stars! "I love a great cozy mystery, and Michelle M. Pillow ramps it up with humor, a great cast of secondary characters and adds the paranormal! C'mon - garden gnomes?! Yes!!!" - Jill Monroe, international best selling author (2019) (Un)Lucky Valley Cozy Mysteries Fooled Around and Spelled in Love (Prequel Story) Curses and Cupcakes (Prequel Story) Better Haunts and Garden Gnomes Any Witch Way But Goode A Potion for Your Thoughts Topics: women sleuths, mystery romance, clean romance, witch, comedy, funny, paranormal romance, romantic comedy, paranormal cozy, mystery, amateur detective, Romantic Comedy, animal, magic detective, Witches & Wizards, Mystery & Detective, cozy mystery, cosy, witch romance, pnr, magic, witchcraft, ghosts, spirits, humorous, fantasy, cozy pnr, coffee house, culinary, crafts, coffeeshop, business owner, Amateur Sleuth, baker, werewolf romance, shifter, clean romance, witch, comedy, funny, paranormal romance, romantic comedy, paranormal cozy, mystery, amateur detective, Romantic Comedy, animal, magic detective, Witches & Wizards, Werewolves & Shifters, Mystery & Detective, cozy mystery, cosy, wolf-shifter, witch romance, wolf shifter, shapeshifter, pnr, magic, witchcraft, garden gnomes, ghost town, curse, charmed, ghosts, spirits, humorous, fantasy, cozy pnr, Amateur Sleuth, bed and breakfast, craft, culinary, cats Michelle M. Pillow®, Warlocks MacGregor®, and Lords of the Var® are registered trademarks of The Raven Books LLC​

Download or read book Garden Gnome Stories written by Gray, Thomas Mitchell and published by Trafford. This book was released on 2005 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "It is a little known fact that garden Gnomes are actually living Gnomes." Leroy and Maude are two of these wonderful, lovely creatures. Here are some of their adventures.

Download or read book The Garden Adventures of Griswald the Gnome written by Daniela Drescher and published by . This book was released on 2018-09-04 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You've met Gnomeo and Juliet and Gnome Alone, now meet Griswald!"Impressively beautiful" - Midwest Book Review on In the Land of Elves "Luminous illustrations in pencil and vibrant watercolors" - Kirkus Reviews on An Illustrated Treasury of Grimm's Fairy Tales Griswald is a little gnome who lives in the rain gutter. One day, it rains very hard and he is washed down the drainpipe into an old rain barrel. At first, Griswald is unsure about his new home, but soon he meets all the animals, birds and plants that live in the garden and has wonderful adventures with his new friends.Through the seasons, Griswald explores a whole new world in the garden, gets into sticky situations, helps his new companions and even learns to dance! Perfect for bedtime, each easy-to-read chapter tells a different story of Griswald's adventures and is filled with beautiful illustrations of lively gnomes and sprites, colourful plants and flowers, and characterful animals and birds.This delightful chapter storybook from Daniela Drescher, the much-loved creator of In the Land of Fairies and the Little Fairy series, will enchant and entertain children everywhere.

Download or read book Good Night Garden Gnome written by Jamichael Henterly and published by Dial. This book was released on 2001 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Depicts a gnome at work and play in his garden.

Download or read book The Gnomes of Sunny Days Garden Centre written by June P Turnbull and published by Vanguard Press. This book was released on 2021-01-28 with total page 174 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Come to Sunny Days Garden Centre, where magic happens on a daily basis. A secret delight for children, the gnomes and fairies who live at the garden centre are all alive; they just don't show it to anyone - well, most of the time. Mr Jones looks after the centre and the gnomes and fairies work hard to help him keep things running smoothly. He always has a plan on the go; and the little people of Sunny Days help him build a boating lake, organise a bicycle race and create a successful school trip, while having many adventures of their own, such as rescuing endangered babies and dealing with a newcomer with very different ideas about how things should be done! Visitors to Sunny Days can ride on the train, eat warm scones and drink hot chocolate at Mrs Higgins's café and listen to the band playing in the bandstand. Come and join them!

Download or read book Nanocosm written by William Illsey Atkinson and published by AMACOM Div American Mgmt Assn. This book was released on 2004-08-06 with total page 330 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "An irreverant, comprehensive romp, by an experienced science popularizer, through the many fascinating details of the nano-world."--The Wall Street Journal.