Download or read book The Furgle And The Frimp written by Darren Bane and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2016-03-24 with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Murder and mythology, kidnapping and corporate corruption, love and laughter, thrills and spills, death-defying danger, stunning stunts and the craziest cast of cliched characters ever entrusted with saving the world. It's all in this incredible tale of very hot curry and its anti-social after effects, an imminent alien invasion, an ancient Greek god, baked beans which glow in the dark, a space-travelling Citroen 2CV and the full, formidable, force of the Waggly Finger. Just remember, flatulence could get you everywhere!"
Download or read book Roger s Profanisaurus written by Viz and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2010 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the playground to the boardroom, this lexicon of bad language makes, arguably, a more important contribution to the everyday vocabulary of the British Isles than the Oxford dictionary. Now, with over 10,000 entries, this edition features the latest in expletives, sexual obscenities and lavatorial euphemisms.
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Download or read book Shardik written by Richard Adams and published by Abrams. This book was released on 2001-10-30 with total page 503 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In a bitterly divided world, a giant bear becomes an object of worship in “the extraordinary fantasy novel by the author of Watership Down” (The Guardian, UK). In a burning forest, Kelderek the hunter encounters a gigantic bear unlike any he’s seen before. Surely this is the reincarnation of Lord Shardik, the messenger of god whose return has been anticipated by the primitive Ortelgan people. In service to Shardik, Kelderek becomes a prophet, then a soldier, and finally an emperor-priest. Swept up by fate and his impassioned faith, Klederek will come to discover ever-deeper layers of meaning implicit in the bear’s divinity. Written after his bestselling debut novel Watership Down, Richard Adams’s Shardik is an epic fantasy of tragic character. A fascinating depiction of the power of belief, it explores themes of faith, slavery, and war.
Download or read book The Final Reflection written by John M. Ford and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 1999 with total page 262 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Klingon Capt. Krenn is a ruthless war strategist. But on a mission to Earth, Krenn learns a lesson in peace when his empire hatches a covert plan to shatter the Federation. Only Krenn can prevent a war--at the risk of his own life!
Download or read book Kiln People written by David Brin and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2003-01-20 with total page 580 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In a perilous future where disposable duplicate bodies fulfill every legal and illicit whim of their decadent masters, life is cheap. No one knows that better than Albert Morris, a brash investigator with a knack for trouble, who has sent his own duplicates into deadly peril more times than he cares to remember. But when Morris takes on a ring of bootleggers making illegal copies of a famous actress, he stumbles upon a secret so explosive it has incited open warfare on the streets of Dittotown. Dr. Yosil Maharal, a brilliant researcher in artificial intelligence, has suddenly vanished, just as he is on the verge of a revolutionary scientific breakthrough. Maharal's daughter, Ritu, believes he has been kidnapped-or worse. Aeneas Polom, a reclusive trillionaire who appears in public only through his high-priced platinum duplicates, offers Morris unlimited resources to locate Maharal before his awesome discovery falls into the wrong hands. To uncover the truth, Morris must enter a shadowy, nightmare world of ghosts and golems where nothing -and no one-is what they seem, memory itself is suspect, and the line between life and death may no longer exist. David Brin's Kiln People is a 2003 Hugo Award Nominee for Best Novel. At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.
Download or read book The Furgle And The Frimp written by Darren M Bane and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2014-12-14 with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Murder and mythology, kidnapping and corporate corruption, love and laughter, thrills and spills, death-defying danger, stunning stunts and the craziest cast of cliched characters ever entrusted with saving the world. It's all in this incredible tale of very hot curry and its anti-social after-effects, an imminent alien invasion, an ancient Greek God, baked beans which glow in the dark, a space-travelling Citroen 2CV, and the full, formidable, force of the waggling finger. It all comes together in a convoluted, spaghetti-bowl of a plot, which is riddled with visual gags, and which has more twists and turns than a particularly twisty turny thing. Just remember, flatulence could get you everywhere. ""This has cult comedy classic written all over it. And I should know, because not only did I write it, but I designed the cover, too."" DARREN M BANE
Download or read book My Teacher Is an Alien written by Bruce Coville and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-06-10 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Susan Simmons discovers that her substitute teacher is an alien.
Download or read book Happy Endings written by Paul Cornell and published by Virgin Books Limited. This book was released on 1996 with total page 291 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everybody, from Ice Warriors to UNIT veteran s, is attending the wedding of Jason Kane and Bernice S. Sum merfield. But there may not be a wedding at all since someon e is trying to sabotage it '
Download or read book The Man Kzin Wars written by Larry Niven and published by Baen Publishing Enterprises. This book was released on 2013-06-15 with total page 297 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A special commemoration of this long_running themed science fiction anthology edited by multiple #1 best seller, Larry Niven. Here is the 25th anniversary edition of the original volume that started it all. Includes an all_new introduction by Larry Niven for this re_issue of the first volume in a series that now numbers fourteen volumes and is still going strong. Larry Nivens bestselling Man_Kzin series begins! The kzin, formerly invincible conquerors of all they encountered, had a hard time dealing with their ignominious defeat by the leaf_eating humans. Some secretly hatched schemes for a rematch, others concentrated on gathering power within the kzin hierarchy, and some shamefully cooperated with the contemptible humans, though often for hidden motives. In war and in uneasy peace, here is the first masterful volume in the Man_Kzin Wars shared universe anthology created by multiple New York Times best_seller, incomparable tale_spinner, and Nebula_ and five_time Hugo_Award_winner, Larry Niven. At the publisher's request, this title is sold without DRM (Digital Rights Management).
Download or read book The Smoke Ring written by Larry Niven and published by Del Rey. This book was released on 1988 with total page 323 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Citizens Tree people rescue a family of loggers and learn for the first time of a society known as the Admiralty, which may have maintained intact the original computer library of the ship Discipline
Download or read book The California Voodoo Game written by Larry Niven and published by Del Rey. This book was released on 1992 with total page 356 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dream Park, the ultimate in amusement parks, was about to embark on the greatest Game ever: the California Voodoo Game. Across the world bets were being placed; fortunes and reputations hung in the balance. Gaming careers would be made--or destroyed. And the most advanced software package ever invented was going to be tested. But one of the players was a murderer--and worse. Only Alex Griffin, head of Dream Park Security, and Game Master Tony McWhirter guessed the extent of the treachery tainting the Game. Somehow, they had to catch the killer--but above all, the Game must go on....
Download or read book Catspaw written by Joan D. Vinge and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2002-11-23 with total page 414 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: CAT: Street Punk, Psion, Telepath, Survivor. . . Kidnapped by an interstellar corporation and dragged to Earth, Cat is forced to use his skills to protect those he most hates, those who most hate him . . . . The taMings. A cyber-augmented, DNA-incestuous clan of such wealth and power that their family arguments change the destiny of worlds. Now one taMing is a killer's target. But which? And who would dare? Seeking answers, Cat finds lies and savagery, passion and atrocity--trails that lead from crystal valleys to clubs for silver-skinned beauties. From the homicidal enclaves of drug kings to a fanatic's pulpit. From the halls of the Assembly to a cyberspace hell. Seeking assassins, Cat discovers a mystery that could cost him his future. His sanity. His life. Because Cat is no longer a bodyguard . . . He's bait. At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.
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Download or read book The Collected Works of Filler Bunny written by Jhonen Vasquez and published by SLG Books. This book was released on 2014 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book collects for the first time ever over 200 years of Filler Bunny comics, lovingly translated from the original Latin. Now, experience all over again the magic and other positive non of the world's most lovable.... man, it's really pretty hard to fill up this space with things to say about this book. Words words words words words words words words words words. With a foreward by a filthy man sitting on a toilet, this collection words words words words Fillerbunny sandwich proton dongle? Also an all-new Filler Bunny story by Jhonen Vasquez and lots of new material from some of the world's most vile human beings including: Bryan Konietzko, Edmund McMillen, J.R. Goldberg, Tyler Hutchison, Frank and Becky, Pendleton Ward, Alex Pardee and Aaron Alexovich
Download or read book Sten written by Chris Bunch and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2010-05-06 with total page 248 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Vulcan was a factory planet, centuries old, Company run, ugly as sin, and unfeeling as death. Vulcan bred just two types of native - complacent or tough ... and Sten was tough. When his family died in a mysterious accident, Sten rebelled, harassing the Company from the metal world's endless mazelike warrens. Sten would have ended up just another burnt-out Delinquent if he hadn't rescued a mysterious stranger who turned out to be his ticket of Vulcan - and an express ride back! Look out for more information on this book and others on the Orbit website at www.orbitbooks.co.uk
