Download or read book The Funny Life of Milo Gross Stories written by J. S. Holdaway and published by . This book was released on 2021-11-16 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Wonders of the world. The Colosseum. The Pyramids. The Leaning Tower of Pizza. If you multiply their greatness by the grains of sand in the sea and the stars in the sky and the number of cats on the moon, it is still not enough to accurately describe this incredible new book where you may discover the very meaning of life itself. Are you ready to change your life?The first time around Milo's mother didn't allow him to tell any gross stories. She said, "No, it's not appropriate." That's why there's a sequel. It's kind of strange. The stories are silly. He's a little bit odd. With colorful illustrations and clever wordplay, this early reader series builds vocabulary in a fun and engaging way.Welcome to the Funny Life of Milo: Gross Stories. And yes, it is gross. But not too gross. Just gross enough to be called "Gross Stories." Unless you're a Mom or Dad. Then it's kind of a gray area.
Download or read book The Funny Life of Milo written by J. S. Holdaway and published by Funnymilo.com. This book was released on 2021-04-10 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's kind of strange. The stories are silly. He's a little bit odd. Join the misadventures of Milo as he discovers that some words can have more than one meaning. With a quirky sense of humor, witty wordplay and other surprises, The Funny Life of Milo is a collection of eight silly and strange tales written to make you laugh. Each story has its own comedic twist, large print and full-page illustrations creating an easy and entertaining read for kids of all ages from 0 to 100.
Download or read book The Funny Life of Milo Zoo Day written by Jesse Holdaway and published by . This book was released on 2023-04-07 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Welcome to The Funny Life of Milo: Zoo Day! Run with a cheetah. Slither with a snake. Pet a lion. Wait, do not pet a lion! Maybe just look at the lion. And definitely don't take an elephant home with you. Get ready for an adventure when Milo's imagination runs as wild as the animals in the zoo. Perfect for kids learning how to read, this comic book is full of high frequency sight words.
Download or read book The Funny Life of Milo written by Jesse Holdaway and published by . This book was released on 2023-11-30 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Science! This hilarious picture book teaches kids all about the microscopic world of germs. Milo doesn't understand why he can't drink water from the lake. It's cold. It's clear. It's delicious! What could go wrong? Grab your favorite microscope because you're going to summer school! But don't worry, there's no homework or even a classroom. This summer, his teacher is life experience. Laugh and learn with Milo as he discovers the invisible world of germs. Written in rhyme so kids can follow along, this picture book is great for beginner readers ages 3 to 7. It's kind of strange. The stories are silly. He's a little bit odd. Welcome to the Funny Life of Milo! Created by Jesse Holdaway and illustrated by Nesi Buencamino, this quirky picture book series is loved by both parents and children for its clever wordplay and offbeat humor.
Download or read book Reincarnation Blues written by Michael Poore and published by Del Rey. This book was released on 2017-08-22 with total page 372 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A wildly imaginative novel about a man who is reincarnated over ten thousand lifetimes to be with his one true love: Death herself. “Tales of gods and men akin to Neil Gaiman’s Sandman as penned by a kindred spirit of Douglas Adams.”—Kirkus Reviews (starred review) First we live. Then we die. And then . . . we get another try? Ten thousand tries, to be exact. Ten thousand lives to “get it right.” Answer all the Big Questions. Achieve Wisdom. And Become One with Everything. Milo has had 9,995 chances so far and has just five more lives to earn a place in the cosmic soul. If he doesn’t make the cut, oblivion awaits. But all Milo really wants is to fall forever into the arms of Death. Or Suzie, as he calls her. More than just Milo’s lover throughout his countless layovers in the Afterlife, Suzie is literally his reason for living—as he dives into one new existence after another, praying for the day he’ll never have to leave her side again. But Reincarnation Blues is more than a great love story: Every journey from cradle to grave offers Milo more pieces of the great cosmic puzzle—if only he can piece them together in time to finally understand what it means to be part of something bigger than infinity. As darkly enchanting as the works of Neil Gaiman and as wisely hilarious as Kurt Vonnegut’s, Michael Poore’s Reincarnation Blues is the story of everything that makes life profound, beautiful, absurd, and heartbreaking. Because it’s more than Milo and Suzie’s story. It’s your story, too. Praise for Reincarnation Blues “The most fun you’ll have reading about a man who has been killed by both catapult and car accident.”—NPR “This book made me laugh out loud. And then a page later, it made me sob. Reminiscent of Tom Robbins and Christopher Moore, Poore finds humor in the dark absurdities of life.”—Chicago Review of Books “Charming . . . surprisingly light and uplifting . . . It reads like a writer having fun.”—New York Journal of Books
Download or read book Milo and Millie written by Jedda Robaard and published by Candlewick Press. This book was released on 2014-05-27 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Embarking on a swashbuckling adventure at bath time, Milo and his teddy bear, Millie, navigate their way through imagined cityscapes, past spouting whales and around swirling whirlpools before arriving at their destination just in time for a cozy good night, in a story complemented by instructions for making a paper boat.
Download or read book Unexpectedly Milo written by Matthew Dicks and published by National Geographic Books. This book was released on 2010-08-03 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The author of SOMETHING MISSING returns with another hilarious and sneakily profound tale about a man whose behavior is truly odd, but also oddly relatable. Milo Slade, a thirty-three year old home healthcare aide, is witnessing the rapid dissolution of his three-year marriage to a polished, high-powered attorney named Christine. Though Milo doesn't quite know the root of his marital problems, he inevitably blames himself, or more specifically, he faults the demands his obsessive compulsive personality place upon him--the need to open a jar of Smuckers grape jelly or sing 99 Luftballons in front of an audience, to name just a couple. Yet Christine is still none the wiser about these inexplicable quirks as Milo has painstakingly hidden them from her and everyone else for years. No one knows the true--and in his mind more insidious--Milo, and such is the root of his profound loneliness, especially now that he and Christine are living apart during a trial separation. Then one day Milo stumbles across a video camera and tapes, left behind in a park. He watches the first tape, which is a heartfelt confessional by a young woman who begins to reveal her secrets, starting small at first, and finally revealing that she blames herself for a tragic death of a friend. But not all the details add up and Milo is struck with the urge to free the sweet confessor from her guilt. He is, after all, an expert in keeping secrets… In typical screwball fashion, Milo sets out on a cross-country journey to crack the case, but quickly gets sidetracked as his un-ignorable demands call. But it is during these sidetracks that the true meaning of his adventure takes shape. Milo is weird, but as he discovers, so is everyone else. UNEXPECTEDLY, MILO is a humorous and touching novel about finding oneself, embracing the journey, and, unexpectedly, love.
Download or read book The Tourist written by Olen Steinhauer and published by Minotaur Books. This book was released on 2009-03-03 with total page 586 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In The Tourist, Olen Steinhauer—twice nominated for the Edgar Award—tackles an intricate story of betrayal and manipulation, loyalty and risk, in an utterly compelling novel that is both thoroughly modern and yet also reminiscent of the espionage genre's most touted luminaries. “Here’s the best spy novel I’ve ever read that wasn’t written by John le Carré.” —Stephen King, Entertainment Weekly In Olen Steinhauer's explosive New York Times bestseller, Milo Weaver has tried to leave his old life of secrets and lies behind by giving up his job as a "tourist" for the CIA—an undercover agent with no home, no identity—and working a desk at the CIA's New York headquarters. But staying retired from the field becomes impossible when the arrest of a long-sought-after assassin sets off an investigation into one of Milo's oldest colleagues and friends. With new layers of intrigue being exposed in his old cases, he has no choice but to go back undercover and find out who's been pulling the strings once and for all. *BONUS CONTENT: This edition of The Tourist includes a new introduction from the author and a discussion guide
Download or read book Mutzphey s Last Stand written by Hank Kunneman and published by Destiny Image Publishers. This book was released on 2020-11-17 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It’s summer, the perfect time for Mutzphey and Milo to start their new lemonade stand.Together, with starry-eyed visions of success, they get to work right away.Beginning in their own neighborhood, they plan to distribute lemonade worldwide by lunchtime. But when Mutzphey gets greedy and the scorching heat gets to his temper, Milo decides...
Download or read book Milo Goes Bananas written by Benjamin Richards and published by . This book was released on 2019-09 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One day, Milo wakes up and realises he's forgotten something very, VERY important. It's his friend Mia's birthday and he hasn't got her a gift! Milo searches high and low, but will he find the perfect present?
Download or read book Milo written by and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2011-07-26 with total page 292 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In love with the girl he sneezed on the first day of school and best pals with Marshall, the "One Eyed Jack" of friends, seventh-grader Milo Cruikshank misses his mother whose death has changed everything at home.
Download or read book My Family and Other Animals written by Gerald Durrell and published by Penguin Books Limited. This book was released on 2011-04-07 with total page 307 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'What we all need,' said Larry, 'is sunshine . . . a country where we can grow.' 'Yes, dear, that would be nice,' agreed Mother, not really listening. 'I had a letter from George this morning - he says Corfu's wonderful. Why don't we pack up and go to Greece?' 'Very well, dear, if you like,' said Mother unguardedly. Escaping the ills of the British climate, the Durrell family - acne-ridden Margo, gun-toting Leslie, bookworm Lawrence and budding naturalist Gerry, along with their long-suffering mother and Roger the dog - take off for the island of Corfu. But the Durrells find that, reluctantly, they must share their various villas with a menagerie of local fauna - among them scorpions, geckos, toads, bats and butterflies. Recounted with immense humour and charm My Family and Other Animals is a wonderful account of a rare, magical childhood. 'Durrell has an uncanny knack of discovering human as well as animal eccentricities' Sunday Telegraph
Download or read book Cold Hands Warm Heart written by Jill Wolfson and published by . This book was released on 2011 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fifteen-year-old Dani was born with her heart on the wrong side of her body. Fourteen-year-old Amanda is a competitive gymnast and in perfect health. The two girls don't know each other, but their lives are about to collide.
Download or read book Dangerous written by Milo Yiannopoulos and published by . This book was released on 2017 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The liberal media machine did everything they could to keep this book out of your hands. Now, finally, Dangerous, the most controversial book of the decade, is tearing down safe spaces everywhere.
Download or read book Milo the Legend written by David L. Waldbillig and published by . This book was released on 2018-06-15 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Milo is a very special horse. He travels the dimensions spreading brotherhood and teaching valuable lessons. He meets new friends and learns from each of them. With the guidance of his fairies, the Holy Cow and the Top Being, Milo and his friends Raven and Vulture, learn and teach and even go to the beach!Frog says, ¿Milo is the best of the best of the best!¿ And everyone knows that Frog is always, ¿Right, right, right!¿Milo can run like the Wind.Milo can change the world.He teaches brotherhood to everyone he meets everywhere he goes.Milo makes everyone better.Meet Milo.
Download or read book Greenglass House written by Kate Milford and published by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt. This book was released on 2014 with total page 389 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A rambling old smuggler's inn, a strange map, an attic packed with treasures, squabbling guests, theft, friendship, and an unusual haunting mark this smart mystery in the tradition of the Mysterious Benedict Society books. Illustrations.
Download or read book Mistakes Were Made written by and published by Candlewick Press. This book was released on 2013-08-27 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Resolving to earn so much money that his mother will no longer stress out over the bills, eleven-year-old Timmy Failure launches a detective business with a lazy polar bear partner named Total but finds their enterprise "Total Failure, Inc." challenged by a college-bound spy and a four-foot-tall girl whom Timmy refuses to acknowledge.
