Download or read book Funny Kid for President written by Matt Stanton and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2018-01-02 with total page 191 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Big Nate meets Timmy Failure in Funny Kid for President, the first book in an uproarious new middle grade series by Matt Stanton, Australia’s bestselling children’s book author. When Max gets blamed for pooping in the storeroom (which he did NOT do), tensions hit an all-time high between him and his terrifyingly large teacher, Mr. Armstrong. But then, the most unexpected thing happens—the school principal, Mrs. Sniggles, suggests Max run for class president. Max isn’t the only kid on the ballot, however. His archenemy, Abby Purcell, is also up for election—and she’s out to defeat him at all costs. To win, Max is going to need the 24/7 help of his best friend, Hugo, and he’s going to have to run the campaign of a lifetime. Max may not be the smartest or fastest kid, or the handsomest, but he just might be the funniest kid you’ll ever meet—and it’s this talent that could turn him from underdog to top dog. Max for President! Matt Stanton brings his veteran children’s book chops to this hilarious new series, perfect for early middle grade readers looking for side-splitting laughs!
Download or read book Funny Kid Stand Up Funny Kid Book 2 written by Matt Stanton and published by HarperCollins UK. This book was released on 2017-12-28 with total page 270 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: FROM THE AUTHOR OF NUMBER ONE BESTSELLER, FUNNY KID FOR PRESIDENT! Being funny is a good gig and it’s pretty much the only thing Max Walburt is good at. At least he thinks he’s good at it . . .
Download or read book Funny Kid Prank Aliens Funny Kid 9 written by Matt Stanton and published by HarperCollins Australia. This book was released on 2021-05-01 with total page 292 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ready to see a real-life alien? Laugh your head off with the super-popular Funny Kid series! Every kid wants to laugh, but Max is the boy who can make it happen. He's also the kid who's keen to spend the most boring school holidays ever coming up with the greatest prank of all time. Max is the funny kid and he's going to prank the world! Conspiracy theories, crop circles, alien invasions, a mayor who has lost his marbles and the most Un-fun Fair in the universe are just some of the things in store for Max and his friends in this Funny Kid adventure. FUNNY KID is the mega-bestselling series from author-illustrator Matt Stanton that has everyone laughing! PRAISE FOR FUNNY KID 'my favourite thing in the book was everything' -- Elliott 'better than Wimpy Kid, Big Nate and Tom Gates combined' -- Ally 'humour is injected into every page' -- Children's Book Council of Australia's Reading Time 'absolutely hilarious' -- Tim Harris, author of the Exploding Endings series AWARDS Honours - Koala Awards 2022 (Fiction for Older Readers)
Download or read book The Funny Kid written by Mark S. Waxman and published by Oghma Creative Media. This book was released on 2022-05-17 with total page 227 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An overweight, self-deprecating, aspiring stand-up comedian, twelve-year-old Toby Baxter, amazingly fulfills his life’s dream to perform on national television. Toby Baxter is the funniest kid in school. He’s also the biggest. But Toby manages to keep most of his bullies at bay by telling hilarious fat jokes. Yet, just moments before fulfilling his dream to perform on The Tonight Show, Toby realizes how hurtful it is to make fun of himself and others struggling with weight issues. Thanks to the new girl in town, a near death experience, and his “support team,” Toby learns the importance of nutrition, exercise, and self-acceptance.
Download or read book Ricky Vargas The Funniest Kid in the World written by Alan Katz and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2013-05-14 with total page 82 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Now's your chance to meet the funniest kid in the world! Ricky Vargas is funny. He is so funny he can make you snort milk out of your nose...even if you're not drinking any!In three stories, Ricky manages to get carried away at the school spelling bee, ruin the class picture, and speak his own language. But don't worry, no matter what trouble Ricky finds himself in, he always knows just how to make it better--after all, who could be upset with the funniest kid in the world for long?
Download or read book Jay Leno s How to Be the Funniest Kid in the Whole Wide World or Just in Your written by Jay Leno and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2007-06-26 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of riddles which includes advice on being funny and humourous quotations from famous people.
Download or read book James F Hoey s They are All Getting Stuck on My Shape Songster written by and published by . This book was released on 1889 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Ainslee s written by and published by . This book was released on 1903 with total page 980 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The Kid of Coney Island written by Woody Register and published by . This book was released on 2003 with total page 422 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A portrait of the pioneering entrepreneur who designed and built Luna Park - which in 1903 transformed Coney Island into a respectable venue for middle-class recreation - and created the Hippodrome, the world's largest theater when it opened in 1905, filling it with lavish spectacles at affordable ticket prices. The author also explores the development of the idea of adult amusements in America during Thompson's day, and ours.
Download or read book Happy Kid written by Gail Gauthier and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2006-05-18 with total page 238 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: All cynical Kyle wants is to get through the seventh grade unnoticed, but a self-help book from his well-meaning mother changes all that. Magically, the book seems to know all about him. And it wants him to improve his life. Not only is he friendless, mistakenly taking super-difficult accelerated courses, and infamous for allegedly being involved in a violent "incident" on the bus (a rep that has the school terror sticking to him like glue), one of the true A Kids wants to lure him into questioning whether his class cheated on their state exams. How could a book help anyone through this kind of misery?
Download or read book Good Housekeeping written by and published by . This book was released on 1906 with total page 616 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Kid Legends written by David Stabler and published by Quirk Books. This book was released on 2017-11-14 with total page 124 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny and totally true childhood biographies and full-color illustrations tell the tales from the challenging yet defining growing-up years of great writers, artists, athletes, and presidents.
Download or read book What s So Funny written by Donna Jackson and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2011-06-09 with total page 99 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everyone loves to laugh, and to hear and see funny things-but what makes something funny in the first place? What is humor? This book explains why our brains think something is funny, what happens to us physically when we laugh, why you can tickle your friend but not yourself, and so much more. Plenty of jokes and silly anecdotes are included, and hilarious line drawings appear on almost every page.
Download or read book A KID AT HEART written by DUANE THE GREAT WRITER and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2013-10-13 with total page 118 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I like being The Kid. I realize I am a Being of Light among other Beings of Light, with all of us filling The Whole of Life. ALL LifeIS Light. From The SoundLight Reality LifeIS, we are each a part of The Whole LifeIS. On the earth, we have a position of creation, but there is so much more to Life than to just keep creating a place to stay here. We can each decide whatever we want to with our life, and with RealGuidance and a RealEducation from Rebazar Tarzs and The RealGuides, anyone can be shown What IS Real Now. LifeIS Always Now, never something from the past, nor any idea which will come in the future. Most people have decided to build their lifestyle here mainly based upon the idea of 'doing business as usual', which they have every right to do so, but as a person tests what Duane The Great Writer, The Kid at Heart, is presenting here with The NU-U Sessions, they will discover NUWorlds and UNUverses starting with 'YOUR DREAMVISIONS THE REALSIDE LIFEIS' www.DuaneTheGreatWriter.info
Download or read book What to Do When Your Kid Is Smarter Than You written by Linda Levitt and published by AppleStar Publishing. This book was released on 2007 with total page 156 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book MY LIFE AS A KID written by John C. Cairns and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2010-09-20 with total page 191 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: My Life As A Kid is a lively autobiography written from the perspective of an imaginative, spirited young boy growing up in the pre-depression and Great Depression years of the 1920s and 30s in Galt, a small town in Southern Ontario, Canada. In the background are the sturdy immigrant Scottish family, with their ethic of hard work and simple, frugal living. The story gains additional depth and broader vision through adult reflections. The style is anecdotal and fresh, providing a wide range of characters with humour, adventure and overtones of the coming world war. Its scenes and memories showcase the remarkable differences and similarities between small town life nearly a century ago and life in the complex modern world of today.
Download or read book The New Kid written by Eliot Schrefer and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2007-09-04 with total page 291 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: At fifteen years old, Humphrey has spent his life as the new kid, moving from town to town as his parents keep losing jobs. The latest move brings him to Haven, Florida, where his family rents a motel room for lack of money. Humphrey gradually makes his way into a circle of the local cool kids, but when his friendship with one handsome boy and the boy's mother leads to illicit and confusing sexual attractions, he begins to question the nature of his own desires, with perilous consequences. Humphrey's half-sister Gretchen escaped the family's itinerant lifestyle long ago, and is now graduating from Harvard College and pining for a Harvard boy who broke her heart. When fate offers Gretchen a chance to go abroad, both brother and sister find themselves with the opportunity to leave their problems behind and travel to Italy. But the siblings' Roman holiday takes a sinister turn when what was supposed to be a glamorous jaunt has fateful consequences. The New Kid is an account of love, family, sexual awakening, and the peculiarly dangerous twists life can take -- a deftly written novel from the acclaimed author of Glamorous Disasters.
