Download or read book The Funny Dictionary written by Troy Simpson and published by National Library of Australia. This book was released on 2018-10-01 with total page 124 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Funny Dictionary' is a comic dictionary comprising funny definitions based on genuine and innocent mistakes perpetrated by school children, illustrated with images from the National Library's photography collection. 'The Funny Dictionary' contains only genuine student bloopers. The definitions are not inventions by the author, but rather the product of the imagination, innocence, and accidental insights of school children across the decades. The result is a hilarious read that invites us not only to laugh but also test our own knowledge.
Download or read book The Funny Dictionary written by Troy Simpson and published by . This book was released on 2012 with total page 93 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The Funny Dictionary written by Troy Simpson and published by . This book was released on 2011 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The Funny Dictionary written by Troy Simpson and published by . This book was released on 2012 with total page 117 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Oxford Dictionary of Humorous Quotations written by Ned Sherrin and published by Oxford University Press, USA. This book was released on 2008-09-25 with total page 574 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This hilarious collection of humorous quotations, full of wisecracks and wit, snappy comments and inspired fantasy, has been specially compiled by the late broadcaster and raconteur Ned Sherrin, with a foreword by leading British satirist, Alistair Beaton. Now packed with even more quotes and covering more subjects than before, from Weddings to the Supernatural, Australia to Headlines. Find the best lines from your favourite jokesters and wordsmiths, add that extra something to a speech or presentation, or just enjoy a good laugh. 'A chair is a piece of furniture. I am not a chair because no one has ever sat on me.' Ann Widdecombe on the announcement that Parliamentary language will now be gender-neutral. 'No wonder Bob Geldof is such an expert on famine. He's been feeding off 'I don't like Mondays' for 30 years.' Russell Brand On deciding to run for governor of California: 'The most difficult decision I've ever made in my entire life, except for the one in 1978 when I decided to get a bikini wax.' Arnold Schwarzenegger 'Wanting to know an author because you like his work is like wanting to know a duck because you like p--acirc--;t--eacute--;.' Margaret Atwood 'I am so sorry. We have to stop there. I have just come to the end of my personality.' Quentin Crisp, closing down an interview
Download or read book Suburban Dictionary written by Timothy Fay and published by Winking Words. This book was released on 2020-11-15 with total page 118 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Know what a Tes-hole is? A Tesla owner who thinks he or she is the sh*t, and let's you know. Called “fun,” and “useful,” Suburban Dictionary is a guide to slang, and a guide to the quirky characters sighted in the ‘burbs. Suburbanese: The Subtle, The Funny, and The Snarky, with generous helpings of sarcasm. Over 130 pages of fun and (sometimes) snarky expressions to use at home, at work, and beyond. A guide to the “slang of the Rich” and beyond for old hands, newbies, and those learning English.
Download or read book Suburban Dictionary written by Ryan Quinn and published by . This book was released on 2020-03-30 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you know the slang meaning of "solar panel"? Suburban Dictionary is a fun-loving user's guide to Suburbanese, and a guide to the quirky behavior found in the burbs. The snarky and the cheeky make many appearances, with generous helpings of sarcasm. Euphemisms, a hallmark of suburbanese, get "special" treatment. We give a nod to cul-de-sac personalities, such as the neighborhood eccentric and the Goth kids. The recluse a few doors down makes a (rare) appearance. You Should Read this Book If: * You enjoy snarky language; but also enjoy amusing and charming expressions. * You like a good zinger or "comeback." * You can't say ''suburban'' without saying "Bourbon." * You wonder about the slang meaning of "solar panel," ''dual equipment," and "bird bath." You wonder what "wet leaves" means in Japanese slang. There was a need for a book that talks about things that can get you into trouble - sex and drugs - but does so with expressions that hopefully won't get you into trouble, should you repeat them. Suburban Dictionary rises to the occasion. Compiled during years of research, Suburban Dictionary was written by Timothy Fay. A writer with 15 years of experience in both journalism and finance, Tim is a former reporter at the Atlanta Journal-Constitution. A friendly warning: collecting and reading about slang and sarcastic expressions is addictive. Read, review, repeat, please. Thanks, Hanks.
Download or read book Urban Dictionary Fularious Street Slang Defined written by and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2005-10-01 with total page 352 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The creator of Urban Dictionary shares a compendium of the site’s funniest, weirdest, and truest entries. Since 1999, UrbanDictionary.com has become the undisputed authority on contemporary slang. The site’s creator, Aaron Peckham, invites its ever-expanding fanbase to submit new words and definitions. For Urban Dictionary: Fularious Street Slang Defined, Peckham has curated a choice selection of terms that will definitely earn you street cred, and help newbies avoid confusing shank with skank.
Download or read book Urban Dictionary Funny rainbow Party Lined Notebook Journal Exercise Book Black written by Happy Turtle Notebooks and published by . This book was released on 2019-06-25 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Urban Dictionary is the best 'urban slang' reference on the internet. Every definition will make you piss yourself with laughter. This notebook features the definition of 'RAINBOW PARTY'. TERM: RAINBOW PARTY DEFINITION: A type of party where several girls wear a different color of lipstick then each proceeds to give one or more guys a blow job. The multiple of colors left on each guy's penis resembles a rainbow. This rude notebook is letter size 8.5 x 11 inch; 21.59 x 27.94cm. It's made from high quality papers and is ideal for any purpose, including notes, work, recipes, journaling or writing down what to buy for dinner at the grocery store.Notebook features include: 118 white lined pages RAINBOW PARTY design on the front cover Large letter size 8.5 x 11 inch; 21.59 x 27.94 cm dimensions; the ideal large size for all purposes, fitting perfectly into your work backpack or school bag. The bold white paper is sturdy enough to be used with fountain pens. Reliable standards: Book industry perfect binding (the same standard binding as the books in your local library). Tough glossy paperback. Crisp white paper. Happy Turtle Journals are the perfect gift for any occasion.
Download or read book A Pocket Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue written by Captain Francis Grose and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2020-04-07 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Pocket Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue is a profane guide to the slang from the backstreets and taverns of 18th-century London. This slang dictionary gathers the most amusing and useful terms from English history and helpfully presents them to be used in the conversations of our modern day. Originally published in 1785, the Classical Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue was one of the first lexicons of English slang, compiled by a militia captain who collected the terms he overheard on his late-night excursions to London's slums, dockyards, and taverns. Now the legacy lives on in this colorful pocket dictionary. • Learn the origin of phrases like "birthday suit" and discover slang lost to time. • Handy pocket-sized edition allows you to whip out vintage curse words whenever needed. • An unexpected marriage of lowbrow humor and highbrow wit Discover long lost antique slang and curse words and learn how to incorporate them into modern conversation. A Pocket Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue is perfect for enlivening contemporary conversation with historical phrases; it includes a topical list of words for money, drunkenness, the amorous congress, male and female naughty bits, and so on. • A funny gift for wordplay, language, swearing, and insult fans, as well as fans of British humor and culture • Perfect for those who loved How to Speak Brit: The Quintessential Guide to the King's English, Cockney Slang, and Other Flummoxing British Phrases by Christopher J. Moore; Knickers in a Twist: A Dictionary of British Slang by Jonathan Bernstein; and The Official Dictionary of Sarcasm by James Napoli
Download or read book Urban Dictionary Funny rainbow Party Lined Notebook Journal Exercise Book Red written by Happy Turtle Notebooks and published by . This book was released on 2019-06-25 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Urban Dictionary is the best 'urban slang' reference on the internet. Every definition will make you piss yourself with laughter. This notebook features the definition of 'RAINBOW PARTY'. TERM: RAINBOW PARTY DEFINITION: A type of party where several girls wear a different color of lipstick then each proceeds to give one or more guys a blow job. The multiple of colors left on each guy's penis resembles a rainbow. This rude notebook is letter size 8.5 x 11 inch; 21.59 x 27.94cm. It's made from high quality papers and is ideal for any purpose, including notes, work, recipes, journaling or writing down what to buy for dinner at the grocery store.Notebook features include: 118 white lined pages RAINBOW PARTY design on the front cover Large letter size 8.5 x 11 inch; 21.59 x 27.94 cm dimensions; the ideal large size for all purposes, fitting perfectly into your work backpack or school bag. The bold white paper is sturdy enough to be used with fountain pens. Reliable standards: Book industry perfect binding (the same standard binding as the books in your local library). Tough glossy paperback. Crisp white paper. Happy Turtle Journals are the perfect gift for any occasion.
Download or read book Kid Dictionary written by Eric Ruhalter and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2012-03-01 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Wishjack: (WISH—jak) v: To blow out the candles on another child's birthday cake. Been a kid? Have a kid? Know a kid? Been left utterly speechless by the wit, wisdom, grossness, and hilarity that accompanies children wherever they go? The Kid Dictionary has the ingenious and hilarious words you need to describe the indescribable: life with kids. Humorous, insightful, and unique, it's perfect for anyone with kids even remotely in their life — from expectant parents to grandparents to aunts and uncles. Finally, the pitch-perfect "why didn't I think of that?" words you've always needed! Brofitti: (broh-FEE-tee) v: The act of scribbling with permanent marker on the face of a younger sibling. Clandesdine: (klan-DES-dyne) v: To hide from one's child while eating a cookie so he doesn't ask for one too.
Download or read book My First Dictionary written by Ross Horsley and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2011-02-01 with total page 170 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hello, boys and girls, and welcome to the wonderful world of words! You've learned the basics—from apple to zebra—but what about all those mysterious new terms you've heard the grown-ups whispering when you were supposed to be tucked up snugly in bed? What makes Mommy so bitter? Where does Daddy conceal the door to his secret S&M dungeon? And why is everyone laughing about Grandma's latest delusion? My First Dictionary answers these questions, and includes many other useful definitions, such as: A burden is a source of worry or stress. Old people are usually burdens. Father is nostalgic. He is remembering the happier times before you were born. A puppy is a young dog. Connie gets a puppy every time she agrees not to tell. Daddy calls them hush puppies. A zigzag is a jagged line. We can tell that Mother has been drinking when she drives in a zigzag pattern. Carry a copy of My First Dictionary in your schoolbag and you'll never be at a loss for words again!
Download or read book Cassell s Dictionary of Slang written by Jonathon Green and published by Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.. This book was released on 2005 with total page 1600 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With its unparalleled coverage of English slang of all types (from 18th-century cant to contemporary gay slang), and its uncluttered editorial apparatus, Cassell's Dictionary of Slang was warmly received when its first edition appeared in 1998. 'Brilliant.' said Mark Lawson on BBC2's The Late Review; 'This is a terrific piece of work - learned, entertaining, funny, stimulating' said Jonathan Meades in The Evening Standard.But now the world's best single-volume dictionary of English slang is about to get even better. Jonathon Green has spent the last seven years on a vast project: to research in depth the English slang vocabulary and to hunt down and record written instances of the use of as many slang words as possible. This has entailed trawling through more than 4000 books - plus song lyrics, TV and movie scripts, and many newspapers and magazines - for relevant material. The research has thrown up some fascinating results
Download or read book Funny Dictionary written by Mark Friedman and published by . This book was released on 2021-11-22 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is the first funny dictionary in a long time. And boy do we need it. This book is about word play. Building on what Lewis Carroll gave us, the book includes new funny words and redefinitions of existing words. The book is the perfect gift for anyone who's had enough bad news and needs a break. Here are a few examples: ABOLONYISM: the belief that shellfish will one day rule the world. ACROBAIT: substance used to lure reluctant circus performers into death-defying leaps. BEEHOOVES: the sound of approaching bees. HIPPOCAMPUS: the grounds of Hippo University. PANDAMONIUM: chordal harmonic instrument played by pandas at the time of their annual rampage. PONTIFICRATE: the box where the Pope keeps his crap. Unlike previous "funny" dictionaries there are no jokes about gender, race, class, ethnicity, sexuality or sexual identity. There are some jokes about politics (left-leaning) and religion (irreverent). The general rule is to make it funny for people, not about people. The book can also be used in "party" form where each person takes a turn reading definitions and using them in a sentence. Everyone is encouraged to make up their own funny words and definitions. Mark Friedman is an invertebrate punster, who has been annoying family and friends with puns for most of his life. He is the author of several other (serious) books (also on amazon), but this one was the most fun to write. It is a carefully curated set of words and definitions drawn from countless scraps of paper collected over decades. Mark lives in Santa Fe, New Mexico and is married to the writer Terry Wilson, author of the very funny book Confessions of a Failed Saint.
Download or read book The Penguin Dictionary of Modern Humorous Quotations written by and published by Penguin Global. This book was released on 2010-03-24 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: No Marketing Blurb
Download or read book The Funny Mentalist Dictionary written by Lee Pallmann and published by . This book was released on 2017-08-24 with total page 74 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a dictionary of wacky and sometimes thought-provoking definitions! You'll roll over laughing as you read these quaint and quacky definitions just for fun, or you can use them as ice-breakers in conversation, in your newsletter, or in sermons, Sunday School lessons, and more! Get your knee ready for some slapping, and enjoy!
