Download or read book The Funny Christmas Stocking Filler Book written by and published by Random House. This book was released on 2016-10-06 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Say stuffing balls to Christmas and survive the festive season with The Funny Christmas Stocking Filler Book Guaranteed to entertain and amuse, this book contains everything you need to get you from the turkey to the Queen’s speech! It’s the perfect distraction from rubbish Christmas telly and tipsy relatives, and could even help you dodge the washing up. The Funny Christmas Stocking Filler Book is packed full of hilarious games, dubious jokes and fun Christmas facts. Involve your sleeping relatives in a game of human buckaroo, play sprout golf or the Christmas movie charade game, or entertain the family with amazing Christmas trivia. For best results, consume with alcohol!
Download or read book The Funny Christmas Stocking Filler Book written by Ebury Press and published by National Geographic Books. This book was released on 2019-09-24 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Say stuffing balls to Christmas and survive the festive season with The Funny Christmas Stocking Filler Book Guaranteed to entertain and amuse, this book contains everything you need to get you from the turkey to the Queen’s speech! It’s the perfect distraction from rubbish Christmas telly and tipsy relatives, and could even help you dodge the washing up. The Funny Christmas Stocking Filler Book is packed full of hilarious games, dubious jokes and fun Christmas facts. Involve your sleeping relatives in a game of human buckaroo, play sprout golf or the Christmas movie charade game, or entertain the family with amazing Christmas trivia. For best results, consume with alcohol!
Download or read book The Christmas Joke Book for Funny Kids written by Imogen Currell-Williams and published by Buster Books. This book was released on 2020-10-15 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The next title in the 'Buster Laugh-a-lot' series, this hilarious collection has hundreds of jolly jokes for funny kids to share at Christmas. An ideal stocking filler.
Download or read book The Don t Laugh Challenge Stocking Stuffer Edition written by Billy Boy and published by Bacchus Publishing House. This book was released on 2018-11-28 with total page 58 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THIS JOKE BOOK WILL MAKE WHOEVER READS IT A FULL-OUT JOKESTER!! If you are open-minded about kids learning new jokes and becoming more self-confident and developing a stronger sense of humor than this book is for you!! I'm sure by now you have heard of The Don't Laugh Challenge(TM) Joke Books, but in the rare case, you haven't please allow me to explain what all of the fuss is about. The Don't Laugh Challenge^(TM) Joke Books are unlike any joke book before it. It is not meant to be read in isolation, but instead, it is a game or a challenge that is to be played between friends, siblings, cousins, or any two people who like to tell jokes. Here are the rules: The two participants go back and forth telling jokes to each other Every time the one telling the joke makes the other person listening crack a smile or laughs, the joke teller gets a point The first person to three points wins! We have been told that families sit around for hours making each other laugh. It's a truly special gift for boys and girls of ages 6 to 12. Happy Holidays!
Download or read book The Book of Funny Signs written by Eleanor Morton and published by . This book was released on 2009 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Mr Christmas written by Roger Hargreaves and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2012-11-29 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: They're back! Rediscover the zaniest and most lovable characters you've ever met in the Mr. Men and Little Miss series—the best-selling, timeless, and universal books, which have sold millions of copies worldwide. Digitally available for the first time, these bright, charming books, with their easily recognizable characters, are easy enough for young readers and witty enough for adults. This fantastic read-to-me edition is read by Audie and Grammy award-winning narrator of Harry Potter, Jim Dale, who perfectly captures each character’s unique voice and personality. Get ready to fall in love with Mr. Men and Little Miss books all over again or for the very first time!
Download or read book A Christmas Cornucopia written by Mark Forsyth and published by Penguin UK. This book was released on 2016-11-03 with total page 103 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: BY THE SUNDAY TIMES NO.1 BESTSELLING AUTHOR OF A SHORT HISTORY OF DRUNKENNESS Discover the unpredictable origins and etymologies of our Christmas customs this festive season. For something that happens every year of our lives, we really don't know much about Christmas. We don't know that the date we celebrate was chosen by a madman, or that Christmas, etymologically speaking, means "Go away, Christ". We're oblivious to the fact that the advent calendar was actually invented by a Munich housewife to stop her children pestering her for a Christmas countdown. And we would never have guessed that the invention of crackers was merely a way of popularising sweet wrappers. Luckily, like a gift from Santa himself, Mark Forsyth is here to unwrap this fundamentally funny gallimaufry of traditions and oddities, making it all finally make sense - in his wonderfully entertaining wordy way. 'Witty and revelatory. Blooming brilliant' Raymond Briggs 'Everything we ever thought about Christmas is wrong! Great stuff' Matthew Parris
Download or read book Get Shit Done written by Note-It Press and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-16 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny to-do list notepad - 110 Checklist pages to write in Premium checklist notebook for writing your list Easy to carry size and no need to worry about losing your list on a piece of paper Sheet size: convenient 6" x 9" Makes great gift for family and friends - birthday, Christmas or otherwise Sturdy matte softcover to support the inner papers Easy to flip the paper Writing lines printed on both sides of the page Popular checklist notebook great for making just about any list
Download or read book A Wayne in a Manger written by Gervase Phinn and published by Penguin UK. This book was released on 2006-11-02 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Wayne in a Manger is the hilarious compilation of nativity stories by Gervase Phinn. Discover some wonderfully funny and touching nativity play anecdotes, including children forgetting their lines, ad-libbing, falling of the stage, picking their noses and showing their knickers. One brilliant anecdote tells of an innkeeper who generously says there's plenty of room for Mary and Joseph, while another child, jealous of Joseph's starring role, allows Mary to come in but not Joseph, who can 'push off' ... There's the baby Jesus who suddenly pipes up with 'My name is Tammy, are you my Mommy?' and funniest of all, Mary who tells Joseph, 'I'm having a baby - oh and it's not yours'. Gervase Phinn's A Wayne in a Manger is the perfect gift this Christmas. 'Gervase Phinn's memoirs have made him a hero in school staff-rooms' Daily Telegraph Gervase Phinn is an author and educator from Rotherham who, after teaching for fourteen years in a variety of schools, moved to North Yorkshire to be a school inspector. He has written autobiographies, novels, plays, collections of poetry and stories, as well as a number of books about education. He holds five fellowships, honorary doctorates from Hull, Leicester and Sheffield Hallam universities, and is a patron of a number of children's charities and organizations. He is married with four adult children. His books include The Other Side of the Dale, Over Hill and Dale, Head Over Heels in the Dales,The Heart of the Dales, Up and Down in the Dales and Trouble at the Little Village School.
Download or read book A Christmas Story written by Jean Shepherd and published by Crown. This book was released on 2010-10-27 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A beloved, bestselling classic of humorous and nostalgic Americana—the book that inspired the equally classic Yuletide film and the live musical on Fox. The holiday film A Christmas Story, first released in 1983, has become a bona fide Christmas perennial, gaining in stature and fame with each succeeding year. Its affectionate, wacky, and wryly realistic portrayal of an American family’s typical Christmas joys and travails in small-town Depression-era Indiana has entered our imagination and our hearts with a force equal to It’s a Wonderful Life and Miracle on 34th Street. This edition of A Christmas Story gathers together in one hilarious volume the gems of autobiographical humor that Jean Shepherd drew upon to create this enduring film. Here is young Ralphie Parker’s shocking discovery that his decoder ring is really a device to promote Ovaltine; his mother and father’s pitched battle over the fate of a lascivious leg lamp; the unleashed and unnerving savagery of Ralphie’s duel in the show with the odious bullies Scut Farkas and Grover Dill; and, most crucially, Ralphie’s unstoppable campaign to get Santa—or anyone else—to give him a Red Ryder carbine action 200-shot range model air rifle. Who cares that the whole adult world is telling him, “You’ll shoot your eye out, kid”? The pieces that comprise A Christmas Story, previously published in the larger collections In God We Trust, All Others Pay Cash and Wanda Hickey’s Night of Golden Memories, coalesce in a magical fashion to become an irresistible piece of Americana, quite the equal of the film in its ability to warm the heart and tickle the funny bone.
Download or read book Merry Christmas Baked Potato written by Matt Lucas and published by HarperCollins UK. This book was released on 2020-10-29 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The brand-new and brilliantly funny Christmas picture book from multi-award-winning actor and comedian MATT LUCAS – star of The Great British Bake Off and creator of Thank You, Baked Potato, an official UK download chart-topper and Amazon bestseller!
Download or read book Grown and Flown written by Lisa Heffernan and published by Flatiron Books. This book was released on 2019-09-03 with total page 352 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: PARENTING NEVER ENDS. From the founders of the #1 site for parents of teens and young adults comes an essential guide for building strong relationships with your teens and preparing them to successfully launch into adulthood The high school and college years: an extended roller coaster of academics, friends, first loves, first break-ups, driver’s ed, jobs, and everything in between. Kids are constantly changing and how we parent them must change, too. But how do we stay close as a family as our lives move apart? Enter the co-founders of Grown and Flown, Lisa Heffernan and Mary Dell Harrington. In the midst of guiding their own kids through this transition, they launched what has become the largest website and online community for parents of fifteen to twenty-five year olds. Now they’ve compiled new takeaways and fresh insights from all that they’ve learned into this handy, must-have guide. Grown and Flown is a one-stop resource for parenting teenagers, leading up to—and through—high school and those first years of independence. It covers everything from the monumental (how to let your kids go) to the mundane (how to shop for a dorm room). Organized by topic—such as academics, anxiety and mental health, college life—it features a combination of stories, advice from professionals, and practical sidebars. Consider this your parenting lifeline: an easy-to-use manual that offers support and perspective. Grown and Flown is required reading for anyone looking to raise an adult with whom you have an enduring, profound connection.
Download or read book Norman the Slug Who Saved Christmas written by Sue Hendra and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2015-09-24 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Norman the Slug with the Silly Shell is BACK in this fabulously festive Christmas caper from the creators of the bestselling SUPERTATO series! When a sack of presents lands - THWACK - right by Norman's stocking he is overcome with excitement. He really must have been a very good slug this year. But after a frenzy of unwrapping he spots a label - and realises that none of the presents were meant for him, but had in fact fallen off Father Christmas's sleigh. Norman knows he has to get the presents to the family they're meant for - but how can he manage it on time? Can one little slug save Christmas? Also starring Norman the Slug: Norman the Slug with the Silly Shell Also by Sue Hendra and Paul Linnet: Supertato Supertato: Veggies Assemble Supertato: Run, Veggies, Run! Supertato: Evil Pea Rules! Supertato: Veggies in the Valley of Doom Supertato: Carnival Catastro-Pea Supertato: Bubbly Troubly (coming March 2021) Supertato Sticker Book Supertato Super Squad Supertato Sticker Skills (coming May 2021) Barry the Fish with Fingers Barry the Fish with Fingers and the Hairy Scary Monster No-Bot the Robot with No Bottom No-Bot the Robot's New Bottom Keith the Cat with the Magic Hat Doug the Bug that went. Boing! I Need a Wee! Gordon's Great Escape
Download or read book A Bumper Book of Christmas Jokes written by Macmillan Children's Books and published by Pan Macmillan. This book was released on 2020-10-15 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why is it so cold at Christmas? Because it’s Decembrrrrr! What do elves use to make Christmas cakes? Elf-raising flour! What’s miserable and covered in custard? Apple grumble! Packed full of seasonal silliness and funny festive jokes that will keep you laughing for days – and that's sno joke! From Christmas jokes to food jokes, dinosaur jokes to pirate jokes, these laugh-out-loud one-liners are just the sort that you'd find in Christmas crackers. The perfect stocking filler, A Bumper Book of Christmas Jokes is decorated with humourous black and white line drawings and packed with hundreds of hilarious jokes about all sort of topics.
Download or read book The Christmas Poop Plan written by Emily Smith and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-30 with total page 94 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Elves are naughty. Troublemakers. Pranksters. Tinkers. But you've never met elves like this. Stanky, Planky, and Cranky are forever causing trouble in the Gibbs' house - and they always get away with it too. However, the Gibbs family has a new pet - a beautiful puppy called Archie - who rumbles the elves' horrible games straight away. So the rotten elves hatch a terrible, stinky plan to get rid of the innocent dog once and for all: The Christmas Poop Plan. It's a plan so evil and foul that it will ruin Christmas for the entire family. However Stanky, Cranky and Planky are about to find out what happens when you are meanies all of the time... The Christmas Poop Plan is a funny Christmas book aimed at children aged between four and eight. Written by bestselling author Martin Smith and his seven-year-old daughter Emily, it is a festive story about hope, being brave, never giving up and ... lots of poop. The story behind The Poop Plan. Martin has cystic fibrosis and wrote the bestselling Charlie Fry Series after retiring from work due to a deterioration in his condition. Emily has always wanted to write a book with her dad - and came up with the characters and plot herself. All Martin did was transform the wonderful ideas into a story for primary school children to be able to enjoy. Why The Christmas Poop Plan? The book was originally called The Christmas Miracle - except that had already been taken. We had the same problem with The Christmas Angel. Yet the book is centred around the elves' dastardly plan to ruin Christmas through poop - so The Christmas Poop Plan seemed the logical choice! Who will the book appeal to? It is aimed at children aged between four and eight. If you like an elf on the shelf with a dose of David Walliams too, then this will be right up your street!
Download or read book Merry Christmas Grandma I Wrote This Book For You written by Baby Bluegorilla and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-24 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Personalized Gift For Grandma - Fill In The Blanks Story Book With Prompts. This unique book will make any Granny smile. With guided prompts this book is easy to fill in and create a story from kids. A loving stocking filler gift showing your Grandma how much he is appreciated! The book contains over 50 fill in the blank prompts such as: My Grandma is very _____. I like it when we _____ together. You are funny when _____. Your ____ smells like ____. And many more! A one of a kind personalized Secret Santa gift Idea to make Grandma smile and also touch her heart. Ther Fill In The Blanks Book Is Perfect As A Christmas Gift. Title page includes space to be personalized Dimensions: 6 inches x 9 inches.. White paper interior. Black and white inside.
Download or read book Food and Shit Grocery List written by Note-It Press and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-12-11 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Shopping list notepad | 110 Checklist pages to write in Premium checklist notebook for writing your grocery list Easy to carry size and no need to worry about losing your list on a piece of paper Sheet size: convenient 6" x 9" Makes great gift for family and friends - birthday, Christmas or otherwise Sturdy matte softcover to support the inner papers Easy to flip the paper Writing lines printed on both sides of the page Popular checklist notebook great for making just about any list
