Download or read book The Funniest Liverpool Quotes Ever written by Gordon Law and published by . This book was released on 2016-11-04 with total page 134 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Liverpool players and managers have kept us entertained with some truly mad, funny and often outrageous remarks uttered over many years. In this comprehensive collection, author Gordon Law has compiled almost 300 of the most hilarious gaffes, quotes and quips from the men of Anfield.Packed with loads of classic one-liners, wise-cracks, verbal volleys and mixed metaphors, this book will have you chuckling throughout the season. "Of course, there are two great teams on Merseyside. Liverpool and Liverpool reserves."Bill Shankly "l couldn't settle in ltaly - it was like living in a foreign country."lan Rush "Winning trophies has made me put on weight." Rafa Benitez "Last year I had a foot operation. Then my thigh went. This season I'm going to play it by ear."John Aldridge

Download or read book I Am the Normal One written by Gordon Law and published by . This book was released on 2016-10-28 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jurgen Klopp is not only one of the world's finest football managers but his wacky comments have also made him one of the most entertaining.In this comprehensive collection, author Gordon Law has compiled Klopp's most hilarious quotes and quips from his time with Borussia Dortmund and Liverpool.Packed with loads of classic one-liners, wise-cracks, verbal volleys and mixed metaphors, this book will have you chuckling throughout the season. "When Dortmund last won here 19 years ago, most of my players were still being breast-fed." "Mkhitaryan fits us like an arse on a bucket." "Hopefully we'll play better than my understanding of Scouse! It is still pretty difficult for me." "Screw you. I like giving interviews to you as much as having toothache."

Download or read book One More Step The 638 Best Quotes for the Runner written by Randy L. Thurman and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2012-06-29 with total page 219 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Check these quotes out: 1.) “The miracle isn't that I finished. The miracle is that I had the courage to start.” John Bingham 68.) “There are clubs you can't belong to, neighborhoods you can't live in, schools you can't get into, but the roads are always open.” Nike ad 224.) “No matter how slow I run, I'm still faster than my couch.” Anonymous 606.) “Success isn’t how far you got, but the distance you traveled from where you started.” Steve Prefontaine and so many more . . . check them out!

Download or read book I Don t Know What It Is But I Love It written by Tony Evans and published by Viking. This book was released on 2014 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kenny Dalglish. Graeme Souness. Ian Rush. Alan Hansen. Bruce Grobelaar. They rank with the very greatest players ever. But the heroes of 1984 were an unlikely group to make history. Led by a 63-year old first-time manager and a captain show-off better known for his moves on the dance floor, Liverpool's greatest season was a booze-fueled journey to three trophies: the first division title, the League Cup, and the European Cup, won on a remarkable night in Rome. The team's theme song was even the much-derided Chris Rea hit. Eye-watering, hilarious, and utterly unbelievable, this is the story of how they did it, and how their season was the last year of innocence in English soccer.

Download or read book The Little Book of Liverpool written by Geoff Tibballs and published by Carlton Books Limited. This book was released on 2011-07 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "I want to build a team that's invincible, so they'll have to send a team from Mars to beat us." Bill ShanklyLiverpool's place in English football's hierarchy is recognized around the world and almost every high-profile star on the move gets linked with the Anfield club. From Alan Hansen and Graeme Souness through to Michael Owen, Robbie Fowler, Jamie Redknapp, and Steven Gerrard, few clubs can boast as many people with so much to say for themselvesespecially in the case of ex-manager Bill Shankly, football's most quoted man. All can be found here, in this wonderfully compact fan fantasy!

Download or read book Football s Funniest Quotes written by Harry Kaye and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-14 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The ideal gift! A hilarious read for all football fans. Find out who said:"I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel""You can't play with a one-armed goalkeeper ...not at this level""I never make predictions, ...and I never will"then laugh at HUNDREDS MORE ridiculous quotes from the world of football.

Download or read book J rgen Klopp written by Elmar Neveling and published by Random House. This book was released on 2016-02-11 with total page 393 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Updated to include Klopp’s final season at Anfield "It is the intensity of the football, of how the people live football in Liverpool, all the Liverpool fans around the world. It is not a normal club, it is a special club." Jürgen Klopp Jürgen Klopp’s decision to leave Liverpool after nine incredible years shocked the football community. His tactical acumen, motivational skills and ability to develop young talent were instrumental in Liverpool's resurgence as a top team in English and European football. Before disrupting the game in England, the extraordinary manager had single-handedly overthrown the accepted order in the German league, taking Borussia Dortmund from nowhere to back-to-back Bundesliga titles. Then, in 2019, he cemented his name in the history books by returning Liverpool to Champions League glory, ending the club's 14-year wait for a major European trophy. Klopp was the mastermind behind Liverpool’s Premier League title in the 2019-2020 season, a welcome return to the very heights of top flight football that saw his position as a Liverpool legend well and truly cemented in club history. Long after his departure, Klopp will continue to be revered as a master tactician with his own unique playing philosophies. His legacy among his players will be his passion and man-management skills, and he will forever be adored by fans for his charm, wit and thrilling football on the pitch. This is the definitive celebration of Jürgen Klopp, his down-to-earth nature and his footballing genius.

Download or read book A Taste of the Liverpool Way written by Mona Nemmer and published by . This book was released on 2021-09-30 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book The Football Factory written by John King and published by Random House. This book was released on 2012-09-30 with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Football Factory centres on Tom Johnson, a reasoned 'Chelsea hooligan' who represents a disaffected society operating by brutal rules. We are shown the realities of life - social degradation, unemployment, racism, casual violence, excessive drink and bad sex - and, perhaps more importantly, how they fall into a political context of surveillance, media manipulation and division. Graphic and disturbing, sometimes very funny, and deeply affecting throughout, The Football Factory is a vertiginous rush of adrenaline - the most authentic book yet on the so-called English Disease.

Download or read book Spurs on This Day written by David Clayton and published by Pitch Publishing. This book was released on 2011 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Learning something new about your favorite club every day of the year The On This Day series offers a diary-style log of events that happened on each calendar day of the year. Each of the 365 entries covers a major event in the club's history, drawing from every era. Vital matches, shock transfers, sensational signings, cup matches, promotions, and unforgettable moments that have shaped the club into what it is today--they're all in here.

Download or read book The Ultimate Liverpool F C Trivia Book written by Ray Walker and published by Hrp House. This book was released on 2020-11-20 with total page 134 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you want to walk alone as King or Queen of the Kop when it comes to Liverpool FC trivia? You can prove you're the biggest Reds know-it-all by checking out this latest trivia/fact book on one of England's most successful international teams! The entire club history is reviewed in this scintillating trivia/fact book, from the day they separated from neighbor Everton FC right until today. The legendary achievements and individual performances are all here. You'll read about legends such as Alex Raisbeck, Ephraim Longworth, Ron Yeats, Kevin Keegan, Kenny Dalglish, Ian Rush, Michael Owen, Roger Hunt, Jamie Carragher, Alan Hansen, Bruce Grobbelaar, Ray Clemence, Phil Neal, Steven Gerrard, Ian Callaghan, and Mohamed Salah. Famous managers are also remembered, such as Bob Paisley and Bill Shankly. You'll be able to test your Reds knowledge with tough-tackling questions such as: Which league did the newly-formed club play its first competitive season in? How many domestic league goals did Erik Meijer score in his brief time with the team? Who was the club's first signing of the Premier League era? What were Liverpool's original kit colors? How many times did Ian Callaghan receive a yellow card in his Reds career? You'll need to properly prepare the next time you're challenged to a serious trivia/fact duel by a fellow supporter, family member, or even foe. This book can handle the task as it contains everything you need to know to emerge victorious. The book features 12 different quizzes on unique topics for a total of 240 mind-bending questions accompanied by 120 unforgettable "Did You Know?" anecdotes! There's no need to be substituted for somebody smarter during your next challenge. Make sure you can make it to the final whistle by checking out the latest Liverpool trivia quiz book!

Download or read book Alexander Arnold Ultimate Football Heroes the No 1 football series written by Matt & Tom Oldfield and published by Dino Books. This book was released on 2020-11-26 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The No.1 football series - over 1 million copies sold! Born and bred on Merseyside, Alexander-Arnold is Livepool FC's wonder kid, already promising big things despite the fact he was only born in 1998. He got his big break in an unusual way when his name was drawn from a hat to attend a camp with Liverpool FC and he's been there ever since. He's made an impact at moments that matter such a during Liverpool's successful 2019 Champions League campaign. It seems like there's nothing he can't do! Ultimate Football Heroes is a series of biographies telling the life stories of the biggest and best footballers in the world and their incredible journeys from childhood fan to superstar professional player. Written in fast-paced, action-packed style these books are perfect for all the family to collect and share.

Download or read book Klopp written by Anthony Quinn and published by Faber & Faber. This book was released on 2020-11-03 with total page 201 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'A love letter to the great man himself.' The Times 'Immensely readable.' Observer 'Delightful.' Mail on Sunday 'Highly enjoyable.' Guardian 'Informative and emotive.' This Is Anfield In the first book by a British writer about this extraordinary football manager, lifelong Liverpool fan Anthony Quinn has crafted a memorable love letter to Jürgen Klopp. Taking in all the drama of LFC's disrupted, but ultimately triumphant, 2019-20 season, it offers unique insight into one of football's most charismatic figures. 'Klopp isn't just for Liverpool, Quinn writes in his final pages. He is for all of us. I reckon this book can be too.' Hannah Jane Parkinson, Observer 'Klopp has worked his way into Liverpool's big sentimental heart like a German love bomb. And Quinn couldn't resist writing an ode, an unabashed fan's note: to Klopp and his boyhood city and the ghost of Shankly.' Irish Times

Download or read book A Confederacy of Dunces written by John Kennedy Toole and published by Grove/Atlantic, Inc.. This book was released on 2007-12-01 with total page 414 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Winner of the Pulitzer Prize “A masterwork . . . the novel astonishes with its inventiveness . . . it is nothing less than a grand comic fugue.”—The New York Times Book Review A Confederacy of Dunces is an American comic masterpiece. John Kennedy Toole's hero, one Ignatius J. Reilly, is "huge, obese, fractious, fastidious, a latter-day Gargantua, a Don Quixote of the French Quarter. His story bursts with wholly original characters, denizens of New Orleans' lower depths, incredibly true-to-life dialogue, and the zaniest series of high and low comic adventures" (Henry Kisor, Chicago Sun-Times).

Download or read book Twopence to Cross the Mersey written by Helen Forrester and published by HarperCollins UK. This book was released on 2012-12-20 with total page 292 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This major best-selling memoir of a poverty-stricken childhood in Liverpool is one of the most harrowing but uplifting books you will ever read.

Download or read book Brewer s Famous Quotations written by Nigel Rees and published by Chambers. This book was released on 2009 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This collection of more than 5,000 from Oppenheimer's "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" at the explosion of the first atom bomb to the sahrp wit of Winston Churchill and the romance of the great poets. Indespensible for writers and facinating to browse, Brewer's Famous Quotations can settle any argument about who said what when.

Download or read book The Liverpool FC Quiz Book written by M. Prefontaine and published by . This book was released on 2019-02-07 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Liverpool Quiz Book for all dedicated fans A fun and entetaining quiz for all Liverpool supporters and football fans everywhere.