Download or read book The Funniest Houston Texans Joke Book Ever written by Michael Woolmer and published by . This book was released on 2013-01-02 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Funniest Houston Texans Joke Book Ever. In this book we take a light hearted look at football and our rivals. We have scoured the country for some of the best and funniest jokes, most jokes were thought up in the Stadium or by Texans fans in the bars after a game and a few beers. This book covers some of the best jokes, no joke has been kept out of this book for being politically incorrect or too rude. Get ready to have a laugh at our rivals expense. We love the Texans

Download or read book Houston Texans Football Dirty Joke Book written by Rich Sims and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2015-09-01 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A funny joke book about the Houston Texans Football. It is filled with dirty jokes about your favorite Houston Texans fan you love to hate. It makes a great gift or a book to share with friends. You will be telling these jokes over and over again to your laughing friends.

Download or read book The Funniest Houston Rockets Joke Book Ever written by Billy Miner and published by . This book was released on 2013-06-15 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Funniest Houston Rockets Joke Book Ever. In this book we take a light hearted look at basketball and our biggest rivals. We have searched around the country and spoken with 100's of fans to find the funniest jokes, some jokes were thought up during the big games or in the bars after a few beers. Get ready to have a laugh at our rivals expense. Go Rockets

Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Texans Fan Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2012-01-05 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Texans' Fan jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Texans' Fan Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Texans' Fan Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Texans' Fan joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Texans' Fan jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Texans' Fan s wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Texans' Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Texans' Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Texans' Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Texans' Fan s laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Download or read book The Best Houston Astros Joke Book Ever written by Shad Buckowsky and published by . This book was released on 2013-06-05 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Best Houston Astros Joke Book Ever. In this book we take a light hearted look at baseball and our rivals. We have searched around the country and spoken with 100's of fans to find the funniest jokes, some jokes were thought up in the ballpark or in the bars after a game and a few beers. Get ready to have a laugh at our rivals expense. We love the Astros

Download or read book The Funniest Dallas Cowboys Joke Book Ever written by Jessie Burnmer and published by . This book was released on 2012-11-24 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Funniest Dallas Cowboys Joke Book Ever. In this book we take a light hearted look at football and our rivals. Jokes about the Washington Redskins, Philadelphia Eagles, Pittsburgh Steelers, New York Giants, Green Bay Packers and many more. We have scoured the country for some of the best and funniest jokes, most jokes were thought up in Cowboys Stadium or by the Cowboys fans in the bars after a game and a few beers. This book covers some of the best jokes, no joke has been kept out of this book for being politically incorrect or too rude. Get ready to have a laugh at our rivals expense

Download or read book The Funniest Atlanta Falcons Joke Book Ever written by Alfred Rollingson and published by . This book was released on 2013-01-02 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Funniest Atlanta Falcons Joke Book Ever. In this book we take a light hearted look at football and our rivals. We have scoured the country for some of the best and funniest jokes, most jokes were thought up in the Stadium during a game or by Falcons fans in the bars after a game and a few beers. This book covers some of the best jokes, no joke has been kept out of this book for being politically incorrect or too rude. Get ready to have a laugh at our rivals expense. We love the Falcons

Download or read book Reasons to Be a Texans Fan written by Max Hater and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-10-30 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A funny, blank book, gag gift for Houston Texans fans; or a great coffee table addition for all Texans haters! The most thoroughly researched and coherently argued fan guide to date, "Reasons To Be A Texans Fan: An Intelligent Guide" is a fan dissertation sure to provide vital data to help you make an educated fan decision. Lawmakers require that we state the book is mostly blank and contains precisely 1600 words. In other 'words', it's a gag gift, but also a must-have addition to any fan or hater's coffee table. Find Max online: www.MaxHater.com Find Max on Twitter: @MaxHater1 Find Max on Facebook: @MaxHater1 Find Max on Instagram: @MaxHater

Download or read book The Funniest Jacksonville Jaguars Joke Book Ever written by Jack Wilkinson and published by . This book was released on 2013-01-02 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Funniest Jacksonville Jaguars Joke Book Ever. In this book we take a light hearted look at football and our rivals. We have scoured the country for some of the best and funniest jokes, most jokes were thought up in the Stadium or by Jaguars fans in the bars after a game and a few beers. This book covers some of the best jokes, no joke has been kept out of this book for being politically incorrect or too rude. Get ready to have a laugh at our rivals expense. We love the Jaguars

Download or read book The Funniest Tennessee Titans Joke Book Ever written by Malcolm Winehouse and published by . This book was released on 2013-01-02 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Funniest Tennessee Titans Joke Book Ever. In this book we take a light hearted look at football and our rivals. We have scoured the country for some of the best and funniest jokes, most jokes were thought up in Stadium or by Titans fans in the bars after a game and a few beers. This book covers some of the best jokes, no joke has been kept out of this book for being politically incorrect or too rude. Get ready to have a laugh at our rivals expense. We love the Titans

Download or read book The Biggest Joke Book Ever written by Jack Jacoby and published by Trafford Publishing. This book was released on 2008-09 with total page 1315 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An amazing collection of thousands of jokes - great for any occasions or just to get a great belly-laugh.

Download or read book Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Houston Texans written by Ian Carroll and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-11-30 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ****PRANK BOOK**** - The ULTIMATE 'Secret Santa' gift, for the avid American Football fan. The book contains absolutely nothing, just the title on each page throughout the 130 pages! The book is blank and sold as a joke for people who dislike the team or a joke to play on people who absolutely love and adore their team - would make an ideal Christmas Present and is available for many, many American Football teams. Just wait until they open their present to find a book on their favourite or least favourite American Football team! Watch them look annoyed or laughing with joy as they flick through the quality blank pages!! The book would be ideal to use as a notebook and will amuse and thrill your family and friends!!

Download or read book The Funniest Kansas City Chiefs Joke Book Ever written by Kris Bowman and published by . This book was released on 2012-12-25 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Funniest Kansas City Chiefs Joke Book Ever. In this book we take a light hearted look at football and our rivals. Jokes about the Chargers, Broncos, Raiders and many more. We have scoured the country for some of the best and funniest jokes, most jokes were thought up in Arrowhead Stadium or by Chiefs fans in the bars after a game and a few beers. This book covers some of the best jokes, no joke has been kept out of this book for being politically incorrect or too rude. Get ready to have a laugh at our rivals expense. We love the Chiefs

Download or read book The Funniest Grossest Joke Book Ever written by Editors of Portable Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-10-17 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Make your friends giggle, guffaw, and groan with disgust at over 900 jokes in this massive volume that combines two hilarious books in one. It’s a 2-for-1 of epic proportions. This book combines our two bestselling kids’ joke books: The Funniest Joke Book Ever! and The Grossest Joke Book Ever! Do you know a kid who likes Q&A jokes, knock-knocks, puns, riddles, or one-liners? Of course you do! This collection has all that and more—over 900 jokes—actually. Perfect for boys or girls, it spans all kid-friendly topics, including fairy tales, animals, monsters, and disgusting jokes that’ll make them (and you) want to barf. They’ll laugh out loud at zingers like: Q: What do you call a cow with a twitch? A: Beef jerky! Q: Do zombies eat candy with their fingers? A: No, they eat the fingers separately. Q: What kind of life was found on Pluto? A: Fleas! And many more!

Download or read book The Funniest Pittsburgh Steelers Joke Book Ever written by Desmond Grapp and published by . This book was released on 2012-12-07 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Funniest Pittsburgh Steelers Joke Book Ever. In this book we take a light hearted look at football and our rivals. Jokes about the Cleveland Browns, Baltimore Ravens, Dallas Cowboys, Bengals and many more. We have scoured the country for some of the best and funniest jokes, most jokes were thought up in Heinz Field or by the Steelers fans in the bars after a game and a few beers. This book covers some of the best jokes, no joke has been kept out of this book for being politically incorrect or too rude. Get ready to have a laugh at our rivals expense We love the Steelers

Download or read book The Funniest New England Patriots Joke Book Ever written by Jeff Brody and published by . This book was released on 2012-11-24 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Funniest New England Patriots Joke Book Ever. In this book we take a light hearted look at football and our rivals. Jokes about the Jets, Colts, Cowboys and many more. We have scoured the country for some of the best and funniest jokes, some jokes were thought up in the Gillette Stadium or by Patriots fans in the bars after a game and a few beers. This book covers some of the best jokes, no joke has been kept out of this book for being politically incorrect or too rude. Get ready to have a laugh at our rivals expense. We love the Pats

Download or read book The Funniest Joke Book Ever written by Editors of Portable Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-05-01 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!