Download or read book The Fuck this Fucking Fuck Book written by Marcus Kaspar and published by . This book was released on 2019-06-20 with total page 146 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Did you have a really bad day? Do you want to let off steam? Then this book is just the right thing. If you wreck this journal, you might get dirty. Fuck it. Since pointed and sharp objects are also used, I trust that you are smart enough not to hurt yourself. If you do, you're not as smart as you think you are. Well... When you are yelling, make sure that there are no children nearby. Actually, it is best if there is nobody nearby. Otherwise the police might ring your doorbell. That would be very unpleasant. The book itself will get a good one. It will be smeared, stained, painted, glued, cut, kicked and torn. That is the way it has to be. So don't hold back. Get it right with the book - but only with the book! You'll see how good it will make you feel.

Download or read book The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F ck written by Mark Manson and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2016-09-13 with total page 197 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: #1 New York Times Bestseller Over 10 million copies sold In this generation-defining self-help guide, a superstar blogger cuts through the crap to show us how to stop trying to be "positive" all the time so that we can truly become better, happier people. For decades, we’ve been told that positive thinking is the key to a happy, rich life. "F**k positivity," Mark Manson says. "Let’s be honest, shit is f**ked and we have to live with it." In his wildly popular Internet blog, Manson doesn’t sugarcoat or equivocate. He tells it like it is—a dose of raw, refreshing, honest truth that is sorely lacking today. The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F**k is his antidote to the coddling, let’s-all-feel-good mindset that has infected American society and spoiled a generation, rewarding them with gold medals just for showing up. Manson makes the argument, backed both by academic research and well-timed poop jokes, that improving our lives hinges not on our ability to turn lemons into lemonade, but on learning to stomach lemons better. Human beings are flawed and limited—"not everybody can be extraordinary, there are winners and losers in society, and some of it is not fair or your fault." Manson advises us to get to know our limitations and accept them. Once we embrace our fears, faults, and uncertainties, once we stop running and avoiding and start confronting painful truths, we can begin to find the courage, perseverance, honesty, responsibility, curiosity, and forgiveness we seek. There are only so many things we can give a f**k about so we need to figure out which ones really matter, Manson makes clear. While money is nice, caring about what you do with your life is better, because true wealth is about experience. A much-needed grab-you-by-the-shoulders-and-look-you-in-the-eye moment of real-talk, filled with entertaining stories and profane, ruthless humor, The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F**k is a refreshing slap for a generation to help them lead contented, grounded lives.

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Download or read book My Fucking Book written by One Jacked Monkey and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-02-09 with total page 92 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hey, there's no special secret inside this book or magical cure to what ails you. Less content and more room for putting your thoughts and feelings about whatever the fuck you want. With 90 pages to write on these wonderfully spaced lines, you'll have plenty of room to jot out anything you feel like. Want to write? Cool, you can do that. Need to doodle? Shoot, yeah, you can do that too. Administering a paper cut to someone? No promises but this book may be able to do that too. It's "My Fucking Book" so why wouldn't you buy it?!

Download or read book You Have to Fucking Eat written by Adam Mansbach and published by Canongate Books. This book was released on 2014-11-12 with total page 39 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the author of the international best seller GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP comes a book about the other great parental frustration: getting your little angel to eat something that even vaguely resembles a normal meal. Profane, loving and deeply cathartic, You Have to Fucking Eat breaks the code of child-rearing silence, giving mums and dads new, old, grand- and expectant a much-needed chance to laugh about a universal problem. You probably shouldn't read it to your children.

Download or read book Go the F k to Sleep written by Adam Mansbach and published by Akashic Books. This book was released on 2011-06-14 with total page 18 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The #1 New York Times Bestseller: “A hilarious take on that age-old problem: getting the beloved child to go to sleep” (NPR). “Hell no, you can’t go to the bathroom. You know where you can go? The f**k to sleep.” Go the Fuck to Sleep is a book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate, and radically honest, it captures the familiar—and unspoken—tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. Read by a host of celebrities, from Samuel L. Jackson to Jennifer Garner, this subversively funny bestselling storybook will not actually put your kids to sleep, but it will leave you laughing so hard you won’t care.

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Download or read book Knock Knock This Is a Fucking Quote written by Knock Knock Knock and published by . This book was released on 2016-03 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This witty book gathers amazing, amusing quotations from some of history's greatest figures and adds "f*ck" to them. Sometimes it's poetic or even poignant. But mostly it's pretty f*cking funny. F*cking funny gifts for f*cking funny people The title really does say it all. (We're not f*cking kidding.) Hardcover; 4.5 x 5.5 inches; 96 pages

Download or read book How the Fuck to Cook written by P. Duncanson and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2018-01-19 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Should I lie to you and tell you this book is a great family read? Or maybe that it will inspire you to live a new fucking life? Its a book for fucks sake, it tells you about cooking. If you have ever read a recipe and been like what the fuck is cutting in? This is the book for you. If you have ever watched a cooking show and not understood how folding works, This is the book for you. If you are thinking of eating healthy but have no idea where to start, This is the book for you. If you are just looking for an amusing read that might teach you some shit, This is the book for you. If you however are easily offended, this is not the book for you. If you already know how to cook, this is not the book for you. If you think curse words are crass, this is not the fucking book for you. You have been warned. If none of the above statements describe you in anyway, hello visiting alien please read my book so I can find out if your home planet might be a good market for it! Basically read the damn book or don't.

Download or read book Fuck This Shit written by Zed Dee and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-05-05 with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Zed was on the way to being a thirty year old virgin when he decided to pay for sex. But he found out that sex, for him at least, was not a wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am kind of thing. He has a condition called delayed ejaculation; he has no problems getting and maintaining an erection but has trouble reaching an orgasm. He is autistic as well. The social deficits that come with autism was a very big part of why he had to pay for sex in the first place. In this fascinating and unique memoir, Zed tries to piece together the puzzle that is himself in order to understand the nature of his dysfunction. With understanding comes acceptance, perhaps even a kind of happiness.

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Download or read book Keep Going FUCK What They Think written by P. J. Jenkins,, Jr. and published by . This book was released on 2018-03 with total page 150 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This collection of life-changing, ever-evolving words, inspirations, and quotes are a few of the treasures I've discovered over the years. They push me over the finish line during the most challenging times and my hope is that it serves as a positive resource for you too.

Download or read book The F King Book written by Allan Wood and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2006-10-03 with total page 430 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: These writings are a celebration of the evolution of our habitat and its inhabitants from time immemorial to present day. Together with our singular appreciation for the most spoken word of all time, a word that conveys different emotions, has multiple meanings, a word that is never used out of context, always grammatically correct, spans cultural, geographical, political and national barriers, brings all communications to a level playing field. This book is dedicated to everyone who is misguided enough to believe the world has evolved au natural. Hopefully, once reading this literary milestone you will come to realise this worlds original inhabitants were put here by some Universal Interplanetary Council Correctional Department to facilitate their rehabilitation, all of these early settlers were undoubtedly mentally and/or criminally insane and have unwittingly spawned what we know today as a seething mass of institutionalised and certifiable nutters of which you are undoubtedly one.

Download or read book The Man Book written by Otto DeFay and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2008-05-13 with total page 260 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "The Man Book" is an essential life-skills handbook--a manual for everything a modern man needs to know, such as Things Never to Say During Sex, Hottest Animated Women, Fly Fishing, and much more.

Download or read book This Book Has Balls written by Michael Rapaport and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-10-24 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "The popular actor, podcaster and sports personality uses his signature smack-talk style to assess what is wrong in professional athletics today, sharing irreverent observations on everything from Tiger Woods' need to stay virile for the sake of his game to the author's unrequited crush on Mary Lou Retton."--Publisher.

Download or read book The Book of Steven written by Steven T. Stevenson and Shah R. Azad and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2015-01-12 with total page 287 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'Imagine a humorous novel about a suicide who enters heaven and finds it not cosseting but a purgatory where life's distractions (food, booze, sex, Internet) are removed and the hardest question looms: Why did he kill himself? Welcome to the journey of Steven, an unintentionally funny male whiner, panicker, quitter, porn addict, and general screwup, as he struggles with God, Jesus, and self to escape Heaven's Suicide Ward and yet not return to the hell of earth. Reminiscent of Douglas Adams? delightful Hitchhiker series, Stevenson and Azad play this dilemma for all it's worth, creating ludicrous conversations that leave both Jesus and God mystified.' ?US Review If you happen to find yourself on a difficult path and truly need to find a new way to examine your life, The Book of Steven may help you discover hope where there appears to be none, and offers a unique perspective for examining the universe in which we all choose to participate. Steven's message is that you do not have to simply be content to live in a world of personal despair, when the possibilities presented by the universe of life are truly boundless. Steven's journey is not an easy one to take, however, and for those of you who may not need to explore alternative perspectives for our world ? or lack the stomach to bear witness to Steven's saga ? you may want to devote your attention elsewhere.