Download or read book The Ducks in the Bathroom Are Not Mine written by David Thorne and published by . This book was released on 2017-03-25 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Celebrating ten years of 27B/6, this anniversary release collects the very best of 27B/6 (2007 to 2017) into one large volume. Includes Overdue Account, Simon's Piecharts, Missing Missy, Obviously a Foggot, Formal Complaints, Justin's Floodlight, Matthew's Party, Permission Slip and many more.
Download or read book The Internet is a Playground written by David Thorne and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2011-04-28 with total page 369 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "There is usually a fine line between genius and insanity, but in this case it has become very blurred. Some of the funniest and most clever writing I have read in years." (Terrance Fielding, WIRED magazine) "I laughed so hard and uncontrollably I could hardly breathe. Reading this on public transport is not a good idea." (Penthouse magazine) "Brilliantly funny." (Jezebel.com) From the notorious Internet troublemaker who brought the world the explosively popular "Next Time I'll Spend the Money on Drugs Instead", in which he attempted to pay his chiropractor with a picture he drew of a spider; "Please Design a Logo for Me. With Pie Charts. For Free," which has been described as one of the most passed-on viral e-mails of all time; and, most recently, the staggeringly popular "Missing Missy", which has appeared everywhere from The Guardian to Jezebel to Andrew Sullivan's The Daily Dish, comes this profoundly funny collection of irreverent Internet mischief and comedy. Featuring all of Thorne's viral success, including "Missing Missy", The Internet Is a Playground culls together every article and e- mail from Thorne's wildly popular website 27bslash6.com, as well as enough new material, available only in these pages, to keep you laughing-and, indeed, crying-until Thorne's next stroke-of-genius prank. Or hilarious hoax. Or well-publicized almost-stint in jail (really).
Download or read book Bern s Newest Fairy Tales written by George Bernard Shaw and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2011-05-21 with total page 487 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fairy Tales for children of all ages.
Download or read book Duck Disaster written by Vikki Walton and published by Vikki Walton. This book was released on 2022-06-04 with total page 163 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A missing corpse. An engagement in tatters. Can Anne prevent a wedding from turning into a funeral? Anne, Kandi, and Hope are giddy with excitement when a network celebrity from Denver wants to host their wedding at the Brandywine Inn. An eligible society bachelor and a beautiful morning host would be great publicity for the Inn. But as soon as the wedding party arrives, strange things start happening at the Inn. When a guest is convinced they saw a dead body, Anne must discover who’s up to no good before a real corpse shows up. If you enjoy clean, feel-good cozy mysteries set in a small town with female amateur sleuths, then this is the read for you. While each story includes a standalone mystery if you enjoy getting to know the quirky characters, along with feeling you’d want to visit the town where friends become family, grab it now. While all books can be read as a stand-alone, if you enjoy getting to know the characters, here is the reading order of the books. Books in the Backyard Farming Series: Chicken Culprit Cordial Killing Honey Homicide Christmas Capers Potager Plot Duck Disaster Fungi Foul Play
Download or read book Something Nasty in the Woodshed written by Kyril Bonfiglioli and published by Abrams. This book was released on 2005-07-05 with total page 146 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: As the amoral art dealer heads to the Isle of Jersey, the author’s “comic invention and lacerating, politically incorrect humor are in brilliant form” (Publishers Weekly). The Honorable Charlie Mortdecai—degenerate aristocrat and seasoned epicurean—has managed, somehow, to tarnish his already questionable reputation. Thanks to a few shady art deals, he’s been exiled from London. Together with his gadabout wife Johanna and his ex-con butler Jock, Mortdecai takes refuge in a country estate on the Channel Island of Jersey. But what begins as a hedonistic interlude turns into a macabre manhunt. Through the haze of drunken locals and loathsome tourists, Charlie is out to expose a local rapist whose modus operandi bears a striking resemblance to that of a warlock from ancient British mythology known as “The Beast of Jersey.”
Download or read book Life s Adventures In A Rapidly Changing World written by Stephen Murphy and published by Fulton Books, Inc.. This book was released on 2024-05-02 with total page 213 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mix history, humor, and an odd perspective in a bowl and you have this book. Stephen is six foot six inches, so he sees things a little differently. He has traveled all over the country and the world for jobs. His specialties are finding solutions to problems and getting himself out of trouble. Imagine sitting down with Stephen and asking him question after question. The answers will be a mix of humor, solutions, and advice. The answers will also be like the pieces of a jigsaw puzzle as you assemble the picture of the man. The stories will remind you how much the world has changed. Here is life before the cell phone, the GPS, and the Internet, when getting lost at night was a much scarier experience. Dive in and enjoy time travel with a very tall guide spinning some tall tales.
Download or read book Dot Con written by James Veitch and published by Hachette Books. This book was released on 2020-06-02 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From viral comedy sensation James Veitch (as seen on TED, Conan, and The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon) comes a collection of laugh-out-loud funny exchanges with email scammers. The Nigerian prince eager to fork over his inheritance, the family friend stranded unexpectedly in Norway, the lonely Russian beauty looking for love . . . they spam our inboxes with their hapless pleas for help, money, and your social security number. In Dot Con, Veitch finally answers the question: what would happen if you replied? Suspicious emails pop up in our inboxes and our first instinct is to delete unopened. But what if you responded to the deposed princess begging for money in your Gmail? Veitch dives into the underbelly of our absurd email scam culture, playing the scammers at their own game, and these are the surprising, bizarre, and hilarious results.
Download or read book Elvis Died For Somebody s Sins But Not Mine written by Mick Farren and published by SCB Distributors. This book was released on 2013-04-17 with total page 200 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You cannot believe a word Mick Farren tells you!” John Lydon A literary life railing against the machine, in the company of Johnny Cash, Frank Zappa, Chuck Berry and more. Mick Farren has spent more than 4 decades in the thick of the culture wars as a commentator, activist, essayist, poet, performer, and rebel with multiple causes. A founding figure of the 60s underground press, he careered on through the London birth pangs of punk, the intoxicated madness of Lower Manhattan under Ronald Reagan, earthquakes and urban insurrection in LA. Here you'll meet Frank Zappa, Johnny Cash, Chuck Berry and Gore Vidal, and steam open correspondence between the author and Pete Townshend.
Download or read book The Complete Grazi Kelly Novel Series Books 1 6 written by C.D. Gorri and published by C.D. Gorri. This book was released on with total page 1017 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Teenage Werewolves. Demons. Witches. A Curse that must end. Journey into the Grazi Kelly Universe with this heart pounding Young Adult Urban Fantasy series featuring teen Werewolf Maria Graziana Kelly, aka Grazi, as she comes of age and learns the truth behind the mystery of who she really is. The Complete Grazi Kelly Novel Series is a Boxed Set with all 6 of Grazi's books! "Hi. My name is Grazi Kelly. There are things I know are true and things that I never would have guessed. First, demons and witches exist and they are evil. Second, the world is up for grabs and the witches are getting their minions ready. Third, I'm a werewolf and it's my job to stop them." Join teenager Grazi Kelly as she embarks on the a journey that will change her life forever! Will she unravel the mystery surrounding her parents' death? Learn what it means to truly be part of a Wolf Pack? Discover friendship and true love along the way. Begin the journey today. Inside: Wolf Moon: A Grazi Kelly Novel #1 Hunter Moon: A Grazi Kelly Novel #2 Rebel Moon: A Grazi Kelly Novel #3 Winter Moon: A Grazi Kelly Novel #4 Chasing the Moon: A Grazi Kelly Short #5 Blood Moon: A Grazi Kelly Novel #6 *This Young Adult series is a set of clean reads that are the foundation for my Grazi Kelly Universe. Contains mild violence. Keywords: werewolf urban fantasy, teen wolf romance, teen wolf mystery, young adult werewolf, young adult wolf shifter, YA werewolf romance, YA werewolf mystery, teen wolf urban fantasy series, teen wolf YA romance, hounds of god series, wolf shifter urban fantasy novel, wolf shifter ebook, teenage werewolf book series, first love paranormal romance, first love urban fantasy, clean urban fantasy read, complete series
Download or read book Wolf Moon written by C.D. Gorri and published by C.D. Gorri. This book was released on with total page 165 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Journey into the Grazi Kelly Universe with this heart pounding Young Adult Urban Fantasy series featuring teen Werewolf Maria Graziana Kelly, aka Grazi, as she comes of age and learns the truth behind the mystery of who she really is. Teenage Werewolves. Demons. Witches. A Curse that must end. "Hi. My name is Grazi Kelly. There are things I know are true and things that I never would have guessed. First, demons and witches exist and they are evil. Second, the world is up for grabs and the witches are getting their minions ready. Third, I'm a werewolf and it's my job to stop them." High school sophomore Grazi Kelly leads an ordinary life in the suburbs of New Jersey helping her grandmother with chores and attending Catholic school. Things are pretty good except for her bullying cousin and the rest of the obnoxious cheer team. Things take a frightening turn when the night of the full moon arrives and the bodies start piling up. Grazi learns that she is different in ways she never expected. Torn between Sebastian, the school soccer star and Ronan, a foreign exchange student who shares her secret. She must uncover the identity behind the mysterious attacker, but is she ready for the entire truth? Keywords: werewolf urban fantasy, teen wolf romance, teen wolf mystery, young adult werewolf, young adult wolf shifter, YA werewolf romance, YA werewolf mystery, teen wolf urban fantasy series, teen wolf YA romance, hounds of god series, wolf shifter urban fantasy novel, wolf shifter ebook, teenage werewolf book series, first love paranormal romance, first love urban fantasy, clean urban fantasy read, complete series, first book free
Download or read book Advanced Public Speaking written by Dr. Ruth Livingston and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2015-01-23 with total page 222 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The text provides instruction on how to give different types of presentations and how to improve upon other communication skills including listening. Topics include harnessing the fear of public speaking, applying immediacy, storytelling, motivating others, listening actively, interviewing successfully, lecturing and conducting workshops effectively, speaking off the cuff, selling yourself and your business, and presenting for special occasions. Aristotles Canons of Rhetoric are also discussed as a foundation to organizing and delivering dynamic presentations. The book is ideal as a text for an Advanced Public Speaking course.
Download or read book Gods of our Time written by P.R. Brown and published by Arena books. This book was released on 2016-03-14 with total page 150 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A series of reflections on current religious and political tensions, occasioned by the death of the author's mother and written as a homage to her.
Download or read book Travels Wi Xavier written by Xavier Zabinski and published by Trafford Publishing. This book was released on 2020-05-10 with total page 300 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Travel is a subject of universal interest. It is in the neighborhood of impossible to find anyone who doesn’t want to travel and in most cases more than they have had the opportunity, or more importantly, the cash to do so. I too felt a constant obsession throughout a good part of my life to experience new places, new sights, new sounds, new smells, new tastes, new almost anything. I think I can say that I come by the travel bug honestly. My zodiac sign is Sagittarius and by the Chinese calendar I am a horse. Both have wanderlust bred in the bone. My first journey happened at the age of eleven when I accompanied my grandparents to England, land of their birth and my mother’s too. My little tale includes more contemporary experiences living and working in Nairobi, Paris, Edinburgh, London and China as well as trips throughout Europe, Asia, South America and the Middle East. My intent is to be descriptive and not confessional as I wander back through my memory. I mean to offer a fun and lighthearted recounting of events and not a baring of the soul. I hope, dear Reader you find your time well spent.
Download or read book No Safe Refuge written by Terry Grosz and published by Big Earth Publishing. This book was released on 2003 with total page 300 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In No Safe Refuge, Terry Grosz continues the chronicle of his remarkable career defending America's wild creatures from those hunters, poachers, and commercial market hunters who just didn't know when to stop. Since his first days as a game warden in 1966, Terry Grosz has been fighting against the business of extinction.
Download or read book The Duck Hunter Diaries Book 1 written by William R. Burkett Jr. and published by AbsolutelyAmazingebooks.com. This book was released on 2022-03-23 with total page 391 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For Bill Burkett, life has been an extended series of duck hunts. Here are his personal diaries that describe memorable hunts along with the high points of his journalistic career. Any hunter will identify and find these tales as exhilarating as taking down that first bluebill, canvasback, or greenwing teal.
Download or read book The Cousins written by Amethyst E. Manual and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2015-05-29 with total page 438 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: IN THIS TALE 'THE COUSINS' ARE UNDER TERRIBLE DIABOLICAL ATTACK, ATTACKS THEIR BODYGUARDS CANNOT PROTECT THEM FROM. CHRISTOPHER THOMPSON, ONE OF THE COUSINS, A MYSTIC, WHO CAN COMMUNICATE WITH HIS GUARDIAN ANGEL, HIS ANGEL INFORMS CHRISTOPHER THAT GOD WILL SEND THEM HELP. NOT TO FEAR, GOD WILL SEND THEM HELP. THE HELP COMES IN THE FORM OF A LITTLE LADY IN WHITE, 'COUSIN EVE', ALSO A MYSTIC, WITH VERY POWERFUL GUARDIAN ANGELS, MANY, MANY, MANY POWERFUL ANGELS, THAT COME TO PROTECT AND DEFEND 'THE COUSINS' IN THEIR TIME OF GREAT TRAIL. THIS TALE WILL WARM YOUR HEART WHEN YOU LEARN HOW MUCH THE GUARDIAN ANGELS TRULY WANT TO HLP US. IT IS ALSO HILLARIOUS WHEN YOU READ HOW 'THE COUSINS' AND THEIR BODYGUARDS REACT TO DEMONS JUMPING UP ON WALLS AND DISAPPEARING INTO THIN AIR. A VERY SUPERNATURAL AND AT TIMES FRIGHTENING TALE OF 'THE COUSINS' AND THE LITTLE LADY IN WHITE, TAKING ON LUCIFER AND HIS HOARDES OF DEMONS WITH HER MANY, MANY, MANY POWERFUL ANGELS, WHO ALSO TAKE ON THE BOLLITARI CRIME FAMILY.
Download or read book There s a Burglar in My Bed written by Michael E. Parker and published by Samuel French, Inc.. This book was released on 2002 with total page 116 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: William Worthington III and his wife are both going to be away for the weekend from their two hundred acre Massachusetts estate with its twenty six bedroom mansion, he to Delaware to shoot ducks with the Duponts and she to her mother's in Boston. Both have, in fact, arranged trysts with their respective lovers in the estate's beach cottage. Inevitably their paths cross and divorce is in the air. Neither is willing to give up the world famous Worthington necklace, so each devises a plan to steal it. True to the laws of farce, both simulated burglaries are scheduled for same night. Fun filled chaos ensues: mistaken identities, unlikely romantic liaisons, a bumbling private detective, a fake necklace, one very determined nymphomaniac and two scantily clad pseudo nuns sharing a single skirt - where did they come from? Confusion is piled on confusion until the mystery of who has the real necklace and who has the fake is revealed in a surprise ending.
