Download or read book The Day My Fart Followed Me Home written by Ben Jackson and published by . This book was released on 2016-09-28 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you and your child love to read together, then you are going to love this! The Day My Fart Followed Me Home is a beautifully illustrated journey of Timmy and how he meets his new friend! If you enjoy reading funny books with gorgeous pictures and love your child to read along with you, then make sure you grab The Day My Fart Followed Me Home! Discover and giggle along with Timmy on his unexpected journey with his new best friend!

Download or read book The Day My Fart Followed Me to the Zoo written by Ben Jackson and published by . This book was released on 2017-10-30 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Timmy and his mischievous best friend the Little Fart are back! If you and your child enjoy reading together, then you are going to fall in love with Timmy and the Little Fart as they experience all the fun and adventure of the zoo! The Day My Fart Followed Me To The Zoo is a beautifully illustrated journey of Timmy and his best friend the Little Fart as they walk around the zoo together, visiting the animals and learning fun facts. If you enjoy reading cute and hilarious books with beautiful illustrations, then you'll want to grab a copy of The Day My Fart Followed Me To The Zoo for yourself now! Discover and giggle along with Timmy and his best friend on their exciting day at the zoo with all the wonderful and exciting animals.

Download or read book The Day My Fart Followed Me To Hockey written by Sam Lawrence and published by . This book was released on 2016-10-19 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Day My Fart Followed Me To Hockey is a beautifully illustrated journey of Timmy and his best friend the Little Fart as they attend Timmy's first hockey tryouts. Chaos and laughter ensue as the Fart attempts to help out his best friend the only way he knows how.

Download or read book The Day My Fart Followed Santa Up the Chimney written by Ben Jackson and published by . This book was released on 2016-11-19 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Day My Fart Followed Santa Up The Chimney is a beautifully illustrated journey of Timmy's best friend the Little Fart and Santa Clause as they help deliver presents and spread happiness and joy. There's always plenty of laughter and giggles as the Little Fart attempts to help the only way he knows how.

Download or read book Thunder Down Under written by Timothy Knapman and published by . This book was released on 2021-05-13 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Crikey! Someone just farted!It's HUGE. It's smelly. But who did it?Not Wombat, Emu or Kangaroo.Tiny Numbat knows, but NOBODY is listening!

Download or read book Wow No Thank You written by Samantha Irby and published by Vintage. This book was released on 2020-03-31 with total page 338 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: #1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • Lambda Literary Award for Bisexual Nonfiction Award Winner • A rip-roaring, edgy and unabashedly raunchy new collection of hilarious essays from the New York Times bestselling author of We Are Never Meeting in Real Life. “Stay-up-all-night, miss-your-subway-stop, spit-out-your-beverage funny.” —Jia Tolentino, New York Times bestselling author of Trick Mirror Irby is forty, and increasingly uncomfortable in her own skin despite what Inspirational Instagram Infographics have promised her. She has left her job as a receptionist at a veterinary clinic, has published successful books and has been friendzoned by Hollywood, left Chicago, and moved into a house with a garden that requires repairs and know-how with her wife in a Blue town in the middle of a Red state where she now hosts book clubs and makes mason jar salads. This is the bourgeois life of a Hallmark Channel dream. She goes on bad dates with new friends, spends weeks in Los Angeles taking meetings with "tv executives slash amateur astrologers" while being a "cheese fry-eating slightly damp Midwest person," "with neck pain and no cartilage in [her] knees," who still hides past due bills under her pillow. The essays in this collection draw on the raw, hilarious particulars of Irby's new life. Wow, No Thank You. is Irby at her most unflinching, riotous, and relatable. Don't miss Samantha Irby's bestselling new book, Quietly Hostile!

Download or read book Project Hail Mary written by Andy Weir and published by Ballantine Books. This book was released on 2021-05-04 with total page 497 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: #1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • From the author of The Martian, a lone astronaut must save the earth from disaster in this “propulsive” (Entertainment Weekly), cinematic thriller full of suspense, humor, and fascinating science—in development as a major motion picture starring Ryan Gosling. HUGO AWARD FINALIST • ONE OF THE YEAR’S BEST BOOKS: Bill Gates, GatesNotes, New York Public Library, Parade, Newsweek, Polygon, Shelf Awareness, She Reads, Kirkus Reviews, Library Journal • “An epic story of redemption, discovery and cool speculative sci-fi.”—USA Today “If you loved The Martian, you’ll go crazy for Weir’s latest.”—The Washington Post Ryland Grace is the sole survivor on a desperate, last-chance mission—and if he fails, humanity and the earth itself will perish. Except that right now, he doesn’t know that. He can’t even remember his own name, let alone the nature of his assignment or how to complete it. All he knows is that he’s been asleep for a very, very long time. And he’s just been awakened to find himself millions of miles from home, with nothing but two corpses for company. His crewmates dead, his memories fuzzily returning, Ryland realizes that an impossible task now confronts him. Hurtling through space on this tiny ship, it’s up to him to puzzle out an impossible scientific mystery—and conquer an extinction-level threat to our species. And with the clock ticking down and the nearest human being light-years away, he’s got to do it all alone. Or does he? An irresistible interstellar adventure as only Andy Weir could deliver, Project Hail Mary is a tale of discovery, speculation, and survival to rival The Martian—while taking us to places it never dreamed of going.

Download or read book Does It Fart written by Nick Caruso and published by Hachette Books. This book was released on 2018-04-03 with total page 142 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the scientist duo behind True or Poo?, their original New York Times bestselling sensation--a scientifically precise, fully illustrated, utterly hilarious guide to animal flatulence. Dogs do it. Millipedes do it. Dinosaurs did it. You do it. I do it. Octopuses don't (and nor do octopi). Spiders might do it: more research is needed. Birds don't do it, but they could if they wanted to. Herrings do it to communicate with each other. In 2017 zoologist Dani Rabaiotti's teenage brother asked her a most teenaged question: Do snakes fart? Stumped, Rabaiotti turned to Twitter. The internet did not disappoint. Her innocent question spawned the hashtag #doesitfart and it spread like a noxious gas. Dozens of noted experts began weighing in on which animals do and don't fart, and if they do, how much, how often, what it's made of, what it smells like, and why. Clearly, the public demands more information on animal farts. Does it Fart? fills that void: a fully authoritative, fully illustrated guide to animal flatulence, covering the habits of 80 animals in more detail than you ever knew you needed. What do hyena farts smell especially bad? What is a fossa, and does it fart? Why do clams vomit but not fart? And what is a fart, really? Pairing hilarious illustrations with surprisingly detailed scientific explanations, Does it Fart? will allow you to shift the blame onto all kinds of unlikely animals for years to come.

Download or read book It s Not Easy Being a Little Fart written by Ben Jackson and published by . This book was released on 2018-08-19 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Little Fart is back, and he's not alone this time! He's bought a whole family of farts along with him! If you and your child love to read together, then you are going to love reading along with the Little Fart as he introduces us to his extended fart family. It's Not Easy Being A Little Fart is a beautifully illustrated journey of the Little Fart as he introduces us to his extended fart family. The Little Fart is Timmy's best imaginary friend, and while you can't see him, you'll definitely be able to smell him! If you enjoy reading funny books with beautiful illustrations and love having your child read along with you, then make sure you grab It's Not Easy Being A Little Fart! Discover and giggle along with the Little Fart as he introduces his stinky and funny family! Scroll up and get ready to giggle along with your children!

Download or read book The Day My Fart Followed Me To Baseball written by Ben Jackson and published by . This book was released on 2019-04-19 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Timmy and his best friend the Little Fart are back again and its baseball season! If you and your child love to read together, and you've been searching for a beautifully illustrated and hilarious story, then you are going to love reading along with Timmy and the Little Fart as they hit the baseball field. The Day My Fart Followed Me To Baseball is the perfect baseball book for boys and girls. The Day My Fart Followed Me To Baseball follows Timmy as he heads out onto the baseball field for the first game of the season. While Timmy is busy on the field, the Little Fart discovers a mischievous way to teach some bullies a valuable lesson. If you enjoy reading funny books with beautiful illustrations and love having your child read along with you, then make sure you grab a copy of The Day My Fart Followed Me To Baseball. Discover and giggle along with Timmy and his best friend on their exciting day on the baseball field.

Download or read book Rabbit Robot written by Andrew Smith and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2018-09-25 with total page 448 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “This provocative jaunt…dissects society, technology, othering, and what makes humanity human.” —Publishers Weekly (starred review) “An unpredictable, gross, and prescient rumination on modernity, media consumption, and machine-aided communication.” —Booklist (starred review) Told with Andrew Smith’s signature dark humor, Rabbit & Robot tells the story of Cager Messer, a boy who’s stranded on the Tennessee—his father’s lunar-cruise utopia—with insane robots. To help him shake his Woz addiction, Billy and Rowan transport Cager Messer up to the Tennessee, a giant lunar-cruise ship orbiting the moon. Meanwhile, Earth, in the midst of thirty simultaneous wars, burns to ash beneath them. And as the robots on board become increasingly insane and cannibalistic, and the Earth becomes a toxic wasteland, the boys have to wonder if they’ll be stranded alone in space forever. In Rabbit & Robot, Andrew Smith, Printz Honor author of Grasshopper Jungle, makes you laugh, cry, and consider what it really means to be human.

Download or read book Fix It with Food written by Michael Symon and published by Clarkson Potter. This book was released on 2019-12-03 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • A guide to managing inflammation and pain with 125+ recipes proving that you don’t need to sacrifice delicious food to eat healthfully and be pain free, from celebrity chef and The Chew co-host Michael Symon IACP AWARD FINALIST • “Michael fixed himself with irresistible recipes that just happened to be healthy. Now you can enjoy healing yourself as well.”—Mehmet Oz, MD, attending surgeon, New York-Presbyterian/Columbia University When Michael Symon found out he had rheumatoid arthritis and external lupus, he suspected that what he ate—or didn’t eat—could make a profound difference in his levels of inflammation and how he felt. So he committed to a food “reset” on The Chew—no red meat, white flour, sugar, dairy, or alcohol. Michael used social media to share his experiment with his fans, and was shocked by the outcome: after completing the reset, he felt amazing. He discovered that dairy, sugar, and processed flours are his food triggers, and that by avoiding them, his inflammation essentially vanished. Michael came up with more than 125 recipes to satisfy his cravings without aggravating his body, including Ginger and Chile-Roast Chicken, dairy-free Mac and Cheese, Spaghetti Squash with Arugula Pesto, and Apple and Cherry Oat Crisp, among many others. Now, for the first time, he is sharing these recipes, as well as a guide on how to identify your food triggers and create a meal plan that works around whatever ingredient causes your discomfort so that you too can enjoy incredible food without sacrificing your health.

Download or read book Find the Farter written by Phyllis F. Hart and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2019-10-01 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Readers of all ages will love searching for the smelly offender in this book of hidden farts, a gas-tronomical new approach to the seek-and-find genre and hilarious gift for kids! Can you tell who made the smell in this fart book for kids? Find the Farter is the hilarious new can-you-find picture book that you don't want to miss! Readers of other "who farts" books will delight in finding the farter who let it rip at the zoo, a basketball game, in outer space, on a plane, and more! Perfect for the young and young at heart, this outrageous interactive book is filled with silly clues and bright, highly detailed illustrations that will keep readers giggling as they search for and find hidden objects and people. Why readers love Find the Farter: Laugh-out-loud fun: This hidden picture activity book will delight kids ages 6-12 and up, great for the whole family and classrooms A hilarious read aloud: Includes 15 illustrated scenarios, witty text, and detailed caricatures with funny and expressive faces to provide hints as to who cut the cheese, PLUS bonus items to find on every page The perfect gift for kids: Ideal for holiday stocking stuffers, birthdays, Easter baskets, Christmas, white elephant, and more Screen-free time: Provides hours entertainment for road trips, sleepovers, play dates, or school activities! Fun for reluctant young readers: Hilarious content and clever rhyming clues engages the imaginations of beginner readers and builds reading confidence as they search for the stinky culprit Can You Tell Who Made the Smell?

Download or read book One Green Apple written by Eve Bunting and published by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt. This book was released on 2006-06-12 with total page 37 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Farah feels alone, even when surrounded by her classmates. She listens and nods but doesn’t speak. It’s hard being the new kid in school, especially when you’re from another country and don’t know the language. Then, on a field trip to an apple orchard, Farah discovers there are lots of things that sound the same as they did at home, from dogs crunching their food to the ripple of friendly laughter. As she helps the class make apple cider, Farah connects with the other students and begins to feel that she belongs. Ted Lewin’s gorgeous sun-drenched paintings and Eve Bunting’s sensitive text immediately put the reader into another child’s shoes in this timely story of a young Muslim immigrant.

Download or read book Does It Fart written by Nick Caruso and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2019-07-11 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An explosive and hilarious look at facts, farts, and fun! Dogs fart. Cats fart. Horses fart (a lot). But what about snakes? Spiders? Octopuses? What about chimpanzees? Cheetahs? Or dinosaurs? In this gaseous guide to kids' favourite animals (and some they've probably never heard of), young readers will discover not only which animals parp, but also which have the stinkiest farts, which fart the most, and where all this smelly stuff comes from. They'll even learn which species has its own secret fart code! Perfect for reluctant readers, and with full-colour illustrations throughout, Does It Fart? is the funniest book you never knew you needed. Based on the New York Times bestseller Does It Fart?: The Definitive Field Guide to Animal Flatulence.

Download or read book A Thousand Splendid Suns written by Khaled Hosseini and published by A&C Black. This book was released on 2008-09-18 with total page 380 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A riveting and powerful story of an unforgiving time, an unlikely friendship and an indestructible love

Download or read book Hockey Wars 4 written by Sam Lawrence and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-04 with total page 136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The kids from the Dakota Lightning and Hurricanes are putting it all on the line as they travel to their state championships! It's the end of the regular hockey season, and that means only one thing, it's championship time! The girls and boys of the Dakota Hurricanes and Lightning have been working hard all season to qualify for championships, and now the big weekend has finally arrived. Will Cameron and the boys steal the show and take the championship trophy? Or will it be the girls that steal their thunder? There's a weekend of hockey, and everyone is putting it all on the line until the final buzzer sounds. Be prepared for some action-packed hockey fun as these two teams battle it out against the best teams in their state for the glory of winning the championship trophy! Check out Hockey Wars 4 - The Championship now! Book four in the Hockey Wars Series.