Download or read book The Day I Clean My Last Toilet written by J.R. Warnet and published by Page Publishing Inc. This book was released on 2020-11-09 with total page 248 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you ever worked at a job you hate? Some place you’ve spent years toiling away only to realize you’re stuck with no place to go? Then you can relate to some of the things in this book. With over twenty years’ experience in the public school system, a janitor can tell you some stories. Dirty situations, limitless bosses, insane coworkers, all told through the eyes of a mop jockey. With colorful characters leading the way, The Day I Clean My Last Toilet will make you laugh, cry, and ponder your current work situation.

Download or read book Clean My Space written by Melissa Maker and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2017-03-07 with total page 218 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The wildly popular YouTube star behind Clean My Space presents the breakthrough solution to cleaning better with less effort Melissa Maker is beloved by fans all over the world for her completely re-engineered approach to cleaning. As the dynamic new authority on home and living, Melissa knows that to invest any of our precious time in cleaning, we need to see big, long-lasting results. So, she developed her method to help us get the most out of our effort and keep our homes fresh and welcoming every day. In her long-awaited debut book, she shares her revolutionary 3-step solution: • Identify the most important areas (MIAs) in your home that need attention • Select the proper products, tools, and techniques (PTT) for the job • Implement these new cleaning routines so that they stick Clean My Space takes the chore out of cleaning with Melissa’s incredible tips and cleaning hacks (the power of pretreating!) her lightning fast 5-10 minute “express clean” routines for every room when time is tightest, and her techniques for cleaning even the most daunting places and spaces. And a big bonus: Melissa gives guidance on the best non-toxic, eco-conscious cleaning products and offers natural cleaning solution recipes you can make at home using essential oils to soothe and refresh. With Melissa’s simple groundbreaking method you can truly live in a cleaner, more cheerful, and calming home all the time.

Download or read book Super Host written by Kate Russo and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2022-04-05 with total page 385 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Get ready to smile….[A] sweet story and the perfect antidote to the chaos that’s been 2021.” –the Skimm A deeply funny and shrewdly observed debut novel about being lost in the very place you know by heart. Bennett Driscoll is a Turner Prize-nominated artist who was once a rising star. Now, at age fifty-five, his wife has left him, he hasn't sold a painting in two years, and his gallery wants to stop selling his work, claiming they'll have more value retrospectively...when he's dead. So, left with a large West London home and no income, he's forced to move into his artist's studio in the back garden and list his house on the popular vacation rental site, AirBed. A stranger now in his own home, with his daughter, Mia, off at art school, and any new relationships fizzling out at best, Bennett struggles to find purpose in his day-to-day. That all changes when three different guests--lonely American Alicia; tortured artist Emma; and cautiously optimistic divorcée Kirstie--unwittingly unlock the pieces of himself that have been lost to him for too long. Warm, witty, and utterly humane, Super Host offers a captivating portrait of middle age, relationships, and what it truly means to take a new chance at life.

Download or read book The Day I Washed My Face in the Toilet written by Brenda Kearns and published by . This book was released on 2014-12 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Wish you could find giggle-inducing tween books for girls?" "Tired of young teen fiction that drags you down? Then try..." The Day I Washed My Face in the Toilet A laugh-out-loud novel that's perfect for girls and young teens! All 14-year-old Monica Bloomfield wants is to spend August at a science camp far away from her idiot sister and weird little brother. Trouble is, Monica's being dragged into the wedding party of her crabby old great aunt who lives in England-and if she wants to earn that science camp, she has to keep her siblings in line for the entire trip, plus convince her crazy Grandma to move into a nursing home pronto. Monica's determined to succeed, but things start out badly-and go downhill fast. First, her hyperactive brother overdoses on caffeine right before their eight-hour flight to England. Then a botched wine-tasting party ends so badly that even a policeman is left speechless (and in need of a new uniform). Getting into science camp isn't going to be easy-especially with a rampaging bull, drunk parrot and the most gorgeous guy in the universe standing in her way. "The Day I Washed My Face In The Toilet" is a fast-paced tale about a girl trying to have a positive impact on her world and see social injustices corrected-with hilarious results, and one badly-mangled bridesmaid's dress. A Personal Note From The Author: Unfortunately, I came up with the title of this book-and a pretty big chunk of the plot-line-the day I washed my face in a toilet. In my defense, we were living in the middle of nowhere, and a brutal storm had left us with no hydro, no heat, no lights and no running water for almost a week. I was cold and grimy, and by the fifth day I snapped. I pulled the top off the toilet tank and peered in. The water had been sitting there for days, so it smelled really funky. Also, every chain and bobbly thing in there was covered with a thick layer of (and here, I'm using the scientific term) bleck. Still, I was desperate. So I used the slimy toilet tank water and had what was probably the fastest sponge bath on record. Sadly, the curry incident happened to me, too. Shortly before I boarded an eight-hour flight from England to Canada, a friend took me out for a huge curry feast. I'd never had curry, and my intestines weren't sure what to do with the stuff, so they promptly rejected it. I developed a massive case of explosive curry farts. I kept my coat zipped up for the entire flight home, hoping that would hide the smell. It didn't. Toxic gasses trickled out through the neck of the coat, assaulting me and all of the passengers who were stuck sitting around me. Ironically, the coat made the problem worse, because it made me sweat-I was leaking curry vapors out of every pore of my body. This book is a labor of love-but it's laced with some of my most cringe-worthy experiences, too! "If you're on the look-out for great books for girls or young teens-and you don't need vampires or zombies to make you happy-then this one's for you!" Want to read more? Just scroll up and click the Look Inside feature on the top left hand side of the page.

Download or read book Toilet Training in Less Than a Day written by Nathan Azrin and published by Gallery Books. This book was released on 2019-08-06 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this newly modernized edition of the classic, bestselling book on toilet training, you’ll discover the scientifically proven Azrin-Foxx method that’s been used by millions of parents worldwide. This clear and accessible guide remains the go-to book on toilet training for a reason. With a newly modernized take on the same proven, easy-to-follow steps, you’ll learn how to let go of stress and have your child confidently using the toilet—without assistance or a reminder—in only a couple of hours. Inside you will find a wealth of helpful information, including: - Step-by-step instructions taking you and your child from pre-training all the way through to the Potty Training Diploma - A method that unlocks your child’s sense of pride, independence, and accomplishment - Supply lists, reminder sheets, and frequently asked questions With more than two million copies sold, Toilet Training in Less Than a Day is the only guide you'll ever need to make potty training a rewarding and successful experience for both you and your toddler.

Download or read book Three Tablets Twice Daily written by Rasheed Clarke and published by . This book was released on 2011-03 with total page 124 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book How to Keep House While Drowning written by KC Davis and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2022-04-26 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you're tired of staring at the same mess every day, but struggling to find the time and willpower to clean it, you probably have a very good reason: anxiety, fatigue, depression, ADHD, or lack of support. Designed by therapist KC Davis, this revolutionary method of cleaning and organizing helps end the stress-mess cycle. After KC Davis gave birth to her second child, she didn't fold a single piece of laundry for seven months. Between postpartum depression and ADHD, she felt numb and overwhelmed. She regained her sanity--and the functionality of her home--after one life-changing realization: You don't work for your home; your home works for you. In other words, messiness is not a moral failing. A new sense of calm washed over her as she let go of the shame-based messaging that interpreted a pile of dirty laundry as "I can never keep up" and a chaotic kitchen as "I'm a bad mother." Instead, she looked at unwashed clothes and thought, "I am alive," and at stacks of dishes and thought, "I cooked my family dinner three nights in a row." Building on this foundation of self-compassion, KC devised the powerful practical approach that has exploded in popularity through her TikTok account, @domesticblisters. The secret is to stop following perfectionist rules that don't make sense for you--like folding clothes that don't wrinkle anyway, or thinking that every room has to be clean at the same time--and to find creative solutions that accommodate your needs, pet peeves, daily rhythms, and attention span. Inside, you'll learn exactly how to customize your approach and rebuild your relationship with your home, including: -How to stop seeing care tasks as a reflection of your worth, but rather as kindnesses to your future self -How to use calming rituals to keep you from feeling overwhelmed when you look at a big mess -How to stagger tasks that are easy to procrastinate throughout the week and month -How to quickly transform a room from messy to fully functional through the "5 Things" tidying method, and other shortcuts requiring minimal energy Read this book to make home feel like a sanctuary again: where you can move with ease, where guilt, self-criticism, and endless checklists have no place, and where you always have permission to rest, even when things aren't finished.

Download or read book Memoirs of the Mop written by J.R. Warnet and published by Page Publishing Inc. This book was released on 2022-03-21 with total page 303 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Memoirs of the Mop is the second installment in a series of books by author J. R. Warnet. This book tells fictional stories from the humorous and somewhat demented mind of a school janitor. What happens when you cross an overworked employee with the broken public school system? More stories of hilarity! We all have a love-hate relationship with our jobs. Why not live vicariously through these satirical stories and laugh your employment problems away?

Download or read book Hayley s Help Life of a Homemaker written by Hayley Leitch and published by . This book was released on 2017-04-26 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hayley Leitch, star of the popular TV series "Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners" brings to you: 'Hayley's help- Life of a Homemaker' the first in the series of Hayley's help books.Since staring on the Channel 4 series Hayley has helped many people restore order in there otherwise chaotic lives, and the love of helping others is what inspired 'Hayley's help' 'Life of a Homemaker'.This is a lighthearted book that delves into the daily struggles of living the life as a homemaker. Join Hayley as she shares her trials & tribulations in a week of her homemaking life.From the struggle of the school run and its playground, to surviving the weekly food shopping trips! Hayley reveals the different cleaning regimes she utilizes to keep the household ticking over.'Hayley's help - Life of a Homemaker', is a must for all homemakers seeking handy, time saving tips and tricks to help make the tough job of being a homemaker, that little bit easy.Hayley shares her helpful cleaning hacks in her usual open and honest humor that she has become known, and loved for on TV and her very own YouTube channel, If your after lots of laughs, inspiration and homemaker ideas then this is the book for you!

Download or read book I Don t Want to Wash My Hands written by Tony Ross and published by Random House. This book was released on 2012-05-03 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Little Princess loves getting her hands dirty. The trouble is . . . she hates washing them. Until she learns all about the nasties and the dirties and all the other horrible things that lurk and make you ill . . .

Download or read book Cremains of the Day written by Misty Simon and published by Kensington Cozies. This book was released on 2017-10-31 with total page 229 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There’s no reverse on the hearse . . . “You’ll be cheering as the clues pile up in this creative cozy mystery.” —Lynn Cahoon, New York Times bestselling author of Murder in Waiting For Tallulah Graver, marrying wealthy Waldo Phillips seemed like the best way out of the family business, the Graver Funeral Home. But when her marriage falls apart and Tallie is left with next to nothing, she turns to cleaning houses to make ends meet. As humbling as it is to tidy the mansions of the snobby socialites she used to call friends, at least she doesn't have to be around dead bodies. Until . . . She discovers one of her employers lying in a closet with a knife sticking out of her chest. This unpleasant shock seems to be part of a web of weird experiences: Her friend’s shop is broken into, her ex is stun-gunned where it hurts the most, and now she’s receiving flowers from the dead woman. Granted the deliveryman is handsome, but seriously, that’s enough to cast a pall over anyone’s day. Now Tallie needs to dig deep to clean up this mess—before she finds herself in a grave situation. “Simon kicks off a new series that combines a bit of humor and romance with a heroine who knows no boundaries while searching for the truth that will keep her out of jail.” —Kirkus Reviews

Download or read book Potty Training in 3 Days written by Brandi Brucks and published by Althea Press. This book was released on 2016-11-15 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Help toddlers ages 1 to 3 go from dirty diapers to using the potty in just 3 days! Ditch the diapers in no time with this step-by-step plan. Filled with expert advice accrued over thousands of cases, this potty training book makes it easy to get your child to start using the toilet. This guide covers everything you need to know, from prepping for your potty training weekend to supporting and encouraging your child once they’ve made it through the three days. Go beyond other potty training books with: A proven plan―Potty train your child fast with a 5-step plan that includes useful tips and tricks for succeeding every step of the way. Insight into your child―Understand what’s going on in your child’s head, how to recognize when they’re ready for potty training, and more. Ways to stay cool―Keep calm through every accident thanks to a kind and conversational approach that takes the stress out of potty training. Say bye-bye to diapers with Potty Training in 3 Days.

Download or read book Let Stacy Lee George Do It written by Stacy Lee George and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2021-09-22 with total page 137 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A heavenly cleansing for some, but pure Hell on Earth to others; it all depends on who you ask. In 1997 politics was injected into my body like a flu vaccine, but there was a problem. The virus now inside me was far from being dead; it was very much alive. As I fought fiercely against this political virus it consumed me like a fiery furnace. The fire still burns. “There is a no more pertinent time than now to give Stacy's written account of and experienced remedy to a world in need. This book is for anyone who has felt helpless as to 'What to do’. You need look no further. What can be done exists within the words of this eye-opening book, 'Let Stacy Lee George Do It'. “ - Duane C. Woodall, author of “Imaginings: A Summer’s Journey To Insight” After this book is published it is my belief with a high circulation of this book, I believe it will make government more honest wherever this book is read. May GOD BLESS Alabama and GOD BLESS America. This book is based on four basic words containing a total of thirteen letters. Let George Do It. A man from Cullman gave me that idea in 1998 the best I can remember. GOD himself confirmed the basic title to this book a couple years ago. As I was in a deep sleep, I heard a thundering voice that brought me out of this deep sleep. The voice was clear, “Let George Do It.” Do what Lord? I asked. The truth is GOD only knows. In 52 years of life “Let George Do It” is the only words I know for sure that GOD has spoken to me. I added Stacy Lee in red and let George Do It in blue to make the book more personable, but when all else fails people just say, “Let George Do It”.

Download or read book Homemaker Revolution written by Marie Moore and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2004-12-14 with total page 72 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this era of households with both partners working and spreading themselves thin to get everything done and make ends meet, there has to be some relief. Whether you are the homemaker, or the one that handles the finances, hopefully, between the covers of this book you will find the answer to your dilemma. The solution I have come up with works for me, and will work for you too, with a modicum of diligence. If you happen to stay at home, you can apply this system, and then be able to spend the rest of your time productively taking care of your family. If you are older, you may see around you a collection of things you always meant to get to, but never could. With this system, this book could be the beginning of resolving this life-time problem enabling you to devote yourself to more enjoyable pursuits. If you don’t fit into any of the categories above, this system will work for you too. If you are young, whether you are single or married, man or woman, starting on this system will enable you to learn a simple way to take care of day-to-day demands, and will equip you to face and handle homemaking and financial situations as they come, leaving you with the opportunity to plan and apply yourself more fully to the things you want to accomplish in your life and for your future.

Download or read book Oh Crap Potty Training written by Jamie Glowacki and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2015-06-16 with total page 186 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From potty-training expert and social worker Jamie Glowacki, who’s already helped over half a million families successfully toilet train their preschoolers, comes a newly revised and updated guide that’s “straight-up, parent-tested, and funny to boot” (Amber Dusick, author of Parenting: Illustrated with Crappy Pictures). Worried about potty training? Let Jamie Glowacki, potty-training expert, show you how it’s done. Her six-step, proven process to get your toddler out of diapers and onto the toilet has already worked for tens of thousands of kids and their parents. Here’s the good news: your child is probably ready to be potty trained EARLIER than you think (ideally, between 20–30 months), and it can be done FASTER than you expect (most kids get the basics in a few days—but Jamie’s got you covered even if it takes a little longer). If you’ve ever said to yourself: -How do I know if my kid is ready? -Why won’t my child poop in the potty? -How do I avoid “potty power struggles”? -How can I get their daycare provider on board? -My kid was doing so well—why is he regressing? -And what about nighttime?! Oh Crap! Potty Training can solve all of these (and other) common issues. This isn’t theory, you’re not bribing with candy, and there are no gimmicks. This is real-world, from-the-trenches potty training information—all the questions and all the answers you need to do it once and be done with diapers for good.

Download or read book Trapped by the Devil written by Kate Spencer and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2021-11-29 with total page 175 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Trapped by the Devil is based on a true story of how Kate Spencer made one single decision which took her on the path of destruction for 15 years. The author of this gripping story explains how Kate endured mental health illness, domestic abuse, prison, heroin, crack cocaine addiction and spiritual bondage. This book will have you gripped as the author takes you on an emotional roller coaster as Kate traveled down a dangerously dark and adventurous road. How will life turn out for Kate as she tries to find her inner strength to break through those chains of destruction forever?

Download or read book The Day I Fell Down the Toilet and Other Poems written by Steve Turner and published by SPCK. This book was released on 2024-05-17 with total page 143 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you ever been punched by a cabbage or fallen head first down the loo? Have you ever had fun with a poem? You haven't? Then this book's for you. Whacky poems that take a roller-coaster ride from the crazy corners of dreams to the big questions of life. This collection of over seventy poems for children by Steve Turner is regularly in the best-seller lists. Full of wit and fun, his thought-provoking poetry has been used by teachers in classrooms and entertained children at home over the years. These poems make an instant impact, as the themes and ideas in them offer lots of food for thought for young minds.