Download or read book The David Beckham Joke Book written by A.C. Parfitt and published by Blake Publishing. This book was released on 2003 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: David Beckham is by far the nation's hero. In Britain and across the world hes adored by millions of people for many reasons, but every fan has one thingn common - a David Beckham joke. This volume collates them all - Beckhamags, Posh gags, Brooklyn gags, Romeo gags - the collection is aimed ateckham friends and foe alike.
Download or read book Celebrity Smackdown written by Luther Blisset and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2008 with total page 150 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection or rude and shocking jokes about celebrities, politicians and public figures. No target is spared when it comes to the celebrity smackdown. A great gift for anyone with a perverted sense of humour who likes sick jokes. Joke targets include: Gordon Brown, George Bush, Celine Dion, Hilary Clinton, The Pope, George Michael, Michael Jackson, Tom Cruise, Sarah Palin, Sean Connery, Kylie Minogue, Barack Obama, The Queen, Amy Winehouse, Princess Di, Britney Spears, Jordan, Prince Charles, Bill Gates, Dick Cheney, David Beckham, Wayne Rooney, Alex Ferguson, Spice Girls, Posh Spice, Madonna and many more. ***** Q: What do George Michael and Wellington Boots have in common? A: They both get sucked off in bogs. ***** Amy Winehouse's health is at risk due to her crack problem. Her doctors say that if she doesn't wash it soon, she'll get gangrene.
Download or read book Harry Hill s Whopping Great Joke Book written by Harry Hill and published by Faber & Faber. This book was released on 2008-11-20 with total page 300 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A treat for Harry Hill fans! Britain's favourite comedian, Harry Hill, loves jokes so much that he has put together a side-splitting joke book for all the family. Containing Harry's favourite jokes picked from the world's joke archive, it also features jokes written by Harry, including some brand-new ones written specially for this book.
Download or read book The Mammoth Book of Jokes 2 written by Geoff Tibballs and published by Robinson. This book was released on 2012-10-04 with total page 405 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the man behind the bestselling Mammoth Book of Jokes, an all-new, enormous collection of fantastic jokes - indexed and categorised to help find the right joke for the right occasion, from Bar-Mitzvahs to bar-rooms. Bigger, better, and even bulkier than before, The Mammoth Book of Jokes 2 is the consummate collection, with jokes on every subject under the sun, from lawyers to low-energy light bulbs.
Download or read book Match Joke Book written by MATCH and published by Pan Macmillan. This book was released on 2019-10-03 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you love the Match Annual then you'll love Match! Joke Book. The world's BEST footie joke book with 100s of epic jokes, from the makers of the UK's #1 footie magazine! Why is Ronaldo's bedroom always tidy? Because he's not Messi! Why did the chicken run on to the pitch? Because the referee blew for a foul. When is a footballer like a baby? When he dribbles. Filled with loads of awesome football jokes and incredible artwork, Match! Joke Book! will keep you laughing for days! Young footie fanatics will be chuckling through those all-important World Cup games, Premier League matches and European Cup finals – this book is the perfect gift for any footy fan! Discover more football fun in this awesome series from Match! the UK's best football magazine – including MATCH! Football Records, MATCH! Puzzle Book, MATCH! Build Your Own Club and MATCH! England Football Heroes.
Download or read book The Beckham Experiment written by Grant Wahl and published by Crown. This book was released on 2010-06-01 with total page 322 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • The book that rocked the sports world with its explosive revelations of a bitter feud between David Beckham and American star Landon Donovan—and how they overcame their differences to lead the L.A. Galaxy to the championship final, now updated with a new Afterword “Far more than merely a soccer book, The Beckham Experiment brilliantly explores—and exposes—that odd place where sports and celebrity collide.”—Jeff Pearlman, author of Boys Will Be Boys In 2007, David Beckham shocked the international sports world when he signed a five-year contract with an American team, the Los Angeles Galaxy. Could he pull off what no player had ever accomplished and transform soccer into one of the most popular spectator sports in America? It was a bold experiment: failure meant a team, a league, a sport, and Beckham himself might miss their chance to hit primetime in the U.S. With unprecedented access to the Galaxy and one-on-one interviews with Beckham, veteran Sports Illustrated writer Grant Wahl provides behind-the-scenes accounts, on the road with the team and inside the locker room, to reveal just what happened on and off the field when the most renowned player in the world left the glamour of European soccer to play in a country that has yet to fully embrace the sport With The Beckham Experiment, Wahl presents a vivid account of ego clashes and epic winless streaks, rivalries and resentments, big gambles and great expectations, cultural and class collisions, and ultimately the volatile mix of celebrity and professional sports that was the Beckham experiment.
Download or read book White Angels written by John Carlin and published by Bloomsbury Publishing USA. This book was released on 2008-12-08 with total page 362 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A look at soccer superstar David Beckham, the Real Madrid team he joined in 2003, and at how this combination has forever changed the face of the world's most popular sport.
Download or read book What I See written by Brooklyn Beckham and published by Penguin UK. This book was released on 2017-06-29 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: WHAT I SEE, the first book by Brooklyn Beckham, is a series of snapshots of his life. Each chapter tells a different story through pictures by and of Brooklyn, accompanied by captions and passages of text in his own words. Unique, authentic and stylish, WHAT I SEE is a glimpse behind the lens.
Download or read book A Dyslexic Walks Into a Bra written by Nick Harris and published by Michael O'Mara Books. This book was released on 2011-10-31 with total page 388 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's the classic gags that keep people laughing time after time, and Nick Harris has collected together a bumper batch of the best jokes that are guaranteed to have anyone rolling in the aisles.
Download or read book Funny Shaped Balls written by Jonathan Swan and published by Random House. This book was released on 2012-08-31 with total page 322 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 2,000 sporting funnies from every sport: football, rugby, cricket, golf, boxing, snooker and beyond... Two men fishing on a river bank in a canal in London on a Saturday afternoon miles away from a radio or TV. Suddenly one man turns to the other and says, 'Spurs have lost again.' The other man is astonished and says, 'How on earth do you know that?' The other man replies, 'It's quarter to five.' After the success of the George Foreman grill, Audley Harrison is launching his own toaster. The problem is it can only do four rounds. What does Steve Harmison put in his hands to make sure the next ball almost always takes a wicket? A bat
Download or read book What Would David Beckham Do written by F. P. Barbara and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-26 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you looking for the new perfect gift? Imagine the excitement on the face of your favorite person as they receive this. If you are looking for a seriously fun and cool gift this notebook with the inspirational design is for you! This Notebook is perfect for: ♥ Diaries ♥ Journal Notebook Books ♥ Birthday Planners ♥ Scrapbooks ♥ Christmas Wish Lists ♥ Coworker Gifts ♥ Creative Working ♥ Homework Get yours today while supplies last at this special launch price. Scroll up and buy now! If the gift meets your expectations, please leave us your feedback!
Download or read book May I Have Your Attention Please written by James Corden and published by Random House. This book was released on 2011-09-29 with total page 352 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: So... the story of my life. I've often thought about this moment, about what it would be like to write my memoirs. I always thought it would make me feel important. It doesn't. If anything it makes me feel a little strange. The truth is, I should never have been this famous guy. I wasn't the cool, clever, good-looking boy at school. But I always dreamt of it, hoped for it, longed for it: throughout school when I was disruptive, in my teens when I tried to form my own boy band and through hundreds of auditions for parts which were met with constant rejection. Until finally I co-wrote Gavin and Stacey. And my whole life changed. This is that story. The story of how I found myself here, talking to you.
Download or read book The Real David Beckham written by Gaynor Morgan and published by Metro Publishing, Limited. This book was released on 2004 with total page 324 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Gaynor Morgan, daughter of former Manchester United star Willie Morgan, has been a friend of David Beckham’s for years, earning the confidence of both the legendary soccer player and his wife Victoria. InThe Real David Beckham,Morgan uses her privileged position to reveal how a boy from Essex became one of the most recognizable faces in the world, the truth about his marriage, and how he deals with his celebrity—showing a side of David Beckham that only his closest friends have ever glimpsed.
Download or read book Jordan Joke Book written by A. C. Parfitt and published by . This book was released on 2004-09 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jordan's fame has continued to rise after her appearance on 'I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here ', and the publication of her autobiography this month. Here then are hundreds of brilliant jokes about Britain's favourite dumb blonde, by the author of 'The David Beckham Joke Book'.
Download or read book David Beckham Brave Coloring Book written by Stella Rahman and published by . This book was released on 2021-01-05 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 2021 is a year of hope! David Beckham coloring book for adults celebrates love, life and laughter through art therapy. This is a big 2021 activity book that will help you relieve anxiety and boredom.
Download or read book Single Taken Mentally Dating David Beckham written by Girl Gifts and published by . This book was released on 2020-07-15 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Perfectly sized Funny David Beckham Notebook for fans which can be purchased as a gift for friends and/or family on birthdays and at Christmas for Secret Santa's. This book can also be used for personal educational use for school or university. Product Details: Sized 6 x 9 Inches | A5 100 College Ruled Lined Pages. High Quality Paperback Notebook. Perfect For Note Taking, Writing Letters and Journaling.
Download or read book Beckham written by David Beckham and published by Hodder & Stoughton. This book was released on 2000 with total page 94 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Because of his success on the football field and his high-profile marriage to a Spice Girl, David Beckham has had much written about him. This however, is the first time he has revealed his own story. The text follows Beckham's life using photographs and his own words.
