Download or read book The Cowgirl s Guide to Life written by Gladiola Montana and published by Gibbs Smith. This book was released on 2019-03-05 with total page 488 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Straight talk from the lassoin’ lady—from knowing the best time to hold your tongue to using the right bait when you’re fishing for compliments. This sassy cowgirl and her sidekick cowboy partner capture the feminine perspective on life. This common-sense wisdom in humorous form is all about living and loving. Women will laugh about it—from the boardroom to the suburban book club. Gems include: “It is better to be a widower’s second wife than his first.” “If you’re fixin’ to get yourself a good stallion, don’t go lookin’ in the donkey corral.” “High steppers give bumpy rides.” “If you’ve done it, it ain’t braggin’.” “Always say ‘please’ when you tell somebody to shut up.”
Download or read book You Might Be a Cowgirl If written by Jill Stanford and published by Rowman & Littlefield. This book was released on 2012-09-04 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From Jill Charlotte Stanford, author of the Cowgirl’s Cookbook and Wild Women and Tricky Ladies, this is the thinking girl’s guide to living like a cowgirl. It’s not all sequins and silver buckles—but following the way of Dale Evans and Rodeo Queens and finding your inner cowgirl, you can acheive your own cowgirl style, find the cowgirl way, and fit it to your life in the city or on the range.
Download or read book Never Ask a Man the Size of His Spread written by Gladiola Montana and published by GibbsSmith.ORM. This book was released on 2009-10-01 with total page 146 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Get the western woman’s take on life with this collection of wise and witty quips and quotations. “Callin’ women the weaker sex makes about as much sense as callin’ men the stronger one.” “Anybody who thinks they know everything ain’t been around long enough to know anything.” “When a cowboy gives you the key to his truck, you know you’re close to winning the key to his heart.” “If you’re fixin’ to get yourself a good stallion, don’t go lookin’ in the donkey corral.” As long as the cowboy has been a hero in our imaginations, the cowgirl has been leading him from behind. In this compilation, you’ll find page after page of humorous, homespun sayings from her point of view that are sure to inspire, make you think, and make you laugh. Henry Ward Beecher said, “The common sense of one century is the common sense of the next.” That said, these pocket-sized humor books pack quite a bit of punch…lines that is. With more than 1.5 million copies in print, their all-new look will leave a whole new generation in stitches!
Download or read book The Chrome Cowgirl Guide to the Motorcycle Life written by Sasha Mullins and published by Motorbooks International. This book was released on 2008-09-24 with total page 194 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A girl’s gotta have a passion--why not a motorcycle? Like a love letter from the wild side of life comes this book from “chrome cowgirl” Sasha Mullins. A primer for women who ride, or want to, or might simply like to jumpstart their lives, the book covers the ground in a way that’s as entertaining as it is informative. Whether it’s how to ride, what to do to your bike, or what to wear, Sasha has the advice. What’s more, her bike savvy and street strategies pack powerful lessons, offering a friendly word from the wisecracking on how to get the most out of life’s wild ride. From choosing, maintaining, and repairing a bike to honing your vocabulary and checking your attitude, there’s something here for every woman who ever dreamed of saddling up and becoming an easy rider in control of her destiny.
Download or read book Urban Cowgirl written by Sarah Penrod and published by Rowman & Littlefield. This book was released on 2017-05-01 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Part cookbook, part how-to and inspirational guide for the modern city girl with Southern roots and a cowgirl attitude, Urban Cowgirl features Sarah Penrod's unique outlook and point of view--as shared with viewers on the Next Food Network Star. Her approach is to take classic Southern and Texas foods and ingredients and traditions like the tailgate and give them a new twist with her personal brand of sparkle and shine. Her recipes for family dinners and girls'- nights- in all come with her own special touch and her outsized personality.
Download or read book The Cowboy Life written by Michele Morris and published by Touchstone. This book was released on 1993 with total page 260 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From nuggets of sage advice--"Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or a fool from any direction"--to campfire fare, Morris presents the truth about America's most enduring and intriguing "life-style". Features lists of the best rodeos, dude ranches, trail rides, and festivals. 67 photos. 51 line drawings.
Download or read book Cowgirl Smarts written by Ellen Reid Smith and published by Cowgirl Smarts. This book was released on 2004-01-01 with total page 168 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Wild West cowgirls were bodacious. They bucked all the rules and persevered against tremendous odds to live full, adventurous lives. This book demonstrates how to get cowgirl smart through the stories of real cowgirls from the Wild West. If you want to rope a kick-ass life or enjoy some cowgirl history, this book is for you. It's a sassy guide for finding your cowgirl spirit.
Download or read book Conrad and the Cowgirl Next Door written by Denette Fretz and published by Zonderkidz. This book was released on 2014-09-02 with total page 43 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: READ and HEAR edition: Conrad and the Cowgirl Next Door, the second book in “The Next Door Series,” tells the tale of a young boy whose biggest challenge during his summer of cowboy training is the know-it-all-cowgirl next door. Conrad can’t wait to start cowboy training at his Uncle Clint’s ranch, but he soon realizes he has a lot to learn – including don’t squat with spurs on and never wave your red sweatshirt at a bull. To make matter worse, Imogene Louise Lathrup, the cowgirl next door, shows up and is all too happy to point out Conrad’s shortcomings. In the follow-up to their smash hit Pirates on the Farm, author Denette Fretz and illustrator Gene Barretta team up once again to tell a humorous tale about loving your neighbor. Kids will enjoy the cowboy terminology in the back of the book, while parents will appreciate the letter from the author that includes questions that encourage discussion about what loving your neighbor really means.
Download or read book The Chrome Cowgirl Guide to the Motorcycle Life written by Sasha Mullins and published by Motorbooks. This book was released on 2008-09-15 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A girl’s gotta have a passion--why not a motorcycle? Like a love letter from the wild side of life comes this book from “chrome cowgirl� Sasha Mullins. A primer for women who ride, or want to, or might simply like to jumpstart their lives, the book covers the ground in a way that’s as entertaining as it is informative. Whether it’s how to ride, what to do to your bike, or what to wear, Sasha has the advice. What’s more, her bike savvy and street strategies pack powerful lessons, offering a friendly word from the wisecracking on how to get the most out of life’s wild ride. From choosing, maintaining, and repairing a bike to honing your vocabulary and checking your attitude, there’s something here for every woman who ever dreamed of saddling up and becoming an easy rider in control of her destiny.
Download or read book Cowgirl written by G. R. Gemin and published by Nosy Crow. This book was released on 2014-03-06 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Growing up on the embattled Mawr Estate in South Wales, all Gemma sees are burglaries, muggings, sadness and boredom. With a dad in prison and a mum who has given up hope, she, like everyone around her, is holding on to memories of the times when happiness wasn't so hard to find. When her search for the scene of a perfect childhood day takes her up into the surrounding hills, Gemma is forced into a meeting with the legendary Cowgirl. Everyone at school knows she's a weirdo: six foot tall and angry, the only conversations she has are with the twelve cows on her dad's farm. But with her abrupt arrival in Gemma's life, everything starts to look different. And with her only friends in mortal danger of the abattoir, it turns out she and Gemma have a mission on their hands. A gently funny story of a community coming together, this is a tale of happy endings in unexpected places. Shortlisted for the Waterstones Prize Winner of the Tir na n-Og Award Cover illustration by Tom Clohosy Cole. Also by G. R. Gemin: Sweet Pizza "The warmth and charm of 'Sweet Pizza' are quite extraordinary; though there are some very moving moments, it is mainly a joyous and eccentric comedy." - Kate Saunders, Guardian Children's Fiction Prize Judge
Download or read book A Cowboy s Guide to Life written by Texas Bix Bender and published by Gibbs Smith. This book was released on 2019-03-05 with total page 485 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Saddle up with the author of the popular Don’t Squat with Your Spurs On series as he drops some knowledge as only a cowpoke can. Texas Bix Bender’s witty and straightforward western wisdom is collected here for a new generation of cowboys. Gems include: “Always drink upstream from the herd.” “If you’re ridin’ a high horse, there ain’t no way to get down off it gracefully.” “Sorry looks back. Worry looks around. Faith looks up.” “If you ain’t pullin’ your weight, you’re pushin’ your luck.” “Never be too quick to criticize yourself. It’s not fair to all your friends and relatives who are dying to do it for you.”
Download or read book In Genuine Cowgirl Fashion The Life and Ride of Two Gun Nan Aspinwall written by Mary Higginbotham and published by . This book was released on 2007-10-01 with total page 116 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Nan Aspinwall led an extraordinary life as a sharp-shooter and trick-roper in Buffalo Bills Wild West Show. According to legend, a disagreement between Cody and his rival showman, Pawnee Bill, led to the circumstances whereby Nan was challenged to undertake a solo transcontinental ride. Could a woman ride from the Pacific to the Atlantic alone the showmen argued? Nan set off in September 1910 to prove it was possible. Mounting her mare, Lady Ellen, the Long Rider packed her pistol, picked up a letter from the Mayor of San Francisco addressed to his counterpart, then set out to deliver it to New York. But after riding into the history books as the first woman to ride alone across America, Nans amazing tale became lost due to a clerical error. Although researchers spent years trying to uncover what happened to this remarkable Long Rider, Nans story was finally uncovered thanks to the diligent academic research of author, Mary C. Higginbotham. Thanks to her detective work Nan's extraordinary story was discovered under her married name in an obscure file in the Midwest. Featuring a special Introduction by Dr. Juti Winchester, Curator of the Buffalo Bill Cody Historical Center, this is a fascinating story which is amply illustrated with never-before-seen photographs of Nan in the saddle and on the stage.
Download or read book Ride Em Cowgirl Sex Position Secrets for Better Bucking written by Dr. Sadie Allison and published by Tickle Kitty Press. This book was released on 2007-10-24 with total page 255 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 1 Million Copies Sold! Over 100 titillating “point-n-play” illustrations to spice up your lovemaking Discover all the strokes, squeezes & sensations your lover wants (but isn’t telling you) Arousing penis thrills to give her ohmigod! orgasms during intercourse Secret touches to set off eye-popping G-spot & HE-spot (prostate) climaxes Learn your own custom-fit with your lover for the most satisfying lovemaking ever! Grab the reigns and enjoy the most erotic ride of your life! A truly modern communication tool, this gem of a book empowers women and men to experience the best lovemaking of their lives. In Ride ‘Em Cowgirl!, Dr. Sadie teaches how to enlighten and stimulate your sexual appetite, then reveals new lovemaking angle variations and techniques that set off deep, body-wide orgasms that’ll take your breath away! Her secret? Dr. Sadie tailors each position to your body shape together with your lover’s body shape, with special attention to your own unique penis-vagina fit. And instead of page after page of impossible pretzel poses, she illustrates over 100 ways to tweak the positions you already love, that’ll heighten your lovemaking pleasures. Comfortably! Whether you’re just getting started--or you’re longtime lovers eager to take the monotony out of monogamy--Dr. Sadie’s fun, conversational style and hands-on encouragement will guide you to the romance and passion you crave. You’ll instantly see why Dr. Sadie encourages you to read this book together with your lover--in bed!
Download or read book The Reluctant Cowgirl written by Christine Lynxwiler and published by Barbour Publishing. This book was released on 2009 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Welcome to Arkansas where aspiring stage actress Crystal McCord meets up with a handsome yet wary rancher. Is there a future for the dreamer and a cattleman?
Download or read book Even Cowgirls Get the Blues written by Tom Robbins and published by Bantam. This book was released on 2003-06-17 with total page 421 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “This is one of those special novels—a piece of working magic, warm, funny, and sane.”—Thomas Pynchon The whooping crane rustlers are girls. Young girls. Cowgirls, as a matter of fact, all “bursting with dimples and hormones”—and the FBI has never seen anything quite like them. Yet their rebellion at the Rubber Rose Ranch is almost overshadowed by the arrival of the legendary Sissy Hankshaw, a white-trash goddess literally born to hitchhike, and the freest female of them all. Freedom, its prizes and its prices, is a major theme of Tom Robbins’s classic tale of eccentric adventure. As his robust characters attempt to turn the tables on fate, the reader is drawn along on a tragicomic joyride across the badlands of sexuality, wild rivers of language, and the frontiers of the mind.
Download or read book Recipes for Your Perfectly Imperfect Life written by Kimberly Snyder, C.N. and published by Harmony. This book was released on 2019-02-19 with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The New York Times bestselling author of the Beauty Detox series, nutritionist, and personal development expert Kimberly Snyder offers us a powerful new guide to help us feel good, eat well, dispel insecurities, and increase our love of life. Feeling good is not about having a picture-perfect life with a flawless body, job, and family. We can have those things and still feel deeply unhappy. Joy and true confidence come by finding a level of inner peace in our messy, perfectly imperfect lives. In this beautiful, inspirational, and highly anticipated new book, Kimberly Snyder shares not only her amazing new food recipes but also practical tips for living a happy and fulfilling life. As Snyder teaches, the key is to live beyond labels, heal body shame, and move past self-judgment. By embracing life's ups and downs and learning to tune into our intuition, we can ultimately claim our right to feel good, just as we are. With dozens of life lessons and more than 100 plant-based recipes for smoothies, soups, snacks, and entrées, Recipes for Your Perfectly Imperfect Life invites us to find inner peace and acceptance, and teaches us how a healthier mind and body can give us strength to thrive in all parts of our lives.
Download or read book Don t Squat With Your Spurs On written by Texas Bix Bender and published by Gibbs Smith. This book was released on 2010-07-29 with total page 145 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With over three million copies sold, this collection of cowboy wisdom and words to live by is “worthy of a book rustler” (South Bend Tribune). In the tradition of humorist Will Rogers, Don’t Squat with Your Spurs On takes a look at life through the eyes of the cowboy. It’s filled with quips and quotes that represent the Code of the West, like: “Always drink upstream from the herd” and “The easiest way to eat crow is while it's still warm. The colder it gets, the harder it is to swallow.” A modern classic, it’s full of good laughs—and good old-fashioned wisdom.
