Download or read book The Complete Book of Outrageous and Atrocious Practical Jokes written by Justin Geste and published by National Geographic Books. This book was released on 1985-09-11 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This hilarious illustrated catalog contains practical jokes from offices, hospitals, colleges, parties, schools, and weddings . . . for in-laws, bosses, scheming colleagues, rude neighbors, and ex-lovers. Plus, much more! Containing pranks and stunts for every occasion and classics from the pantheon of pranksters, The Complete Book of Outrageous and Atrocious Practical Jokes will show how to write the memo that will have scheming colleagues hiding under their desks while you squeal with laughter; how your stereo system can be adapted inventively to deal with noisy neighbors, professors, and roommates; how to take the air out of assorted stuffed shirts at dinner parties with creative use of fishing line and insects; and how husbands and wives maintain their version of marital harmony using nail polish and the insinuation of shoplifting.
Download or read book Get Even The Complete Book of Dirty Tricks written by George Hayduke and published by Ethan Ellenberg Literary Agency. This book was released on 2020-01-21 with total page 222 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hilarious overview of the methods people use to get even with big business, government and enemies. These dirty tricks range from the simple to the elaborate, including more sophisticated schemes devised by CIA and Mafia members and political dirty tricksters. FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. DO NOT TRY THESE AT HOME. ALL OF THIS IS JUST IN GOOD, CLEAN FUN.
Download or read book Uncle John s Fifth Bathroom Reader written by and published by Bathroom Readers' Press. This book was released on 1992 with total page 232 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This fifth--and all-new--Bathroom Reader is a lively collection of humorous stories, interesting facts, and useless trivia, perfectly designed for one's temporary reading needs. The Bathroom Reader series has sold over 500,000 copies. National radio and TV coverage.
Download or read book Horribly Hilarious Joke Book written by Terry Deary and published by . This book was released on 2022-03-03 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Horribly Hilarious Joke Book is full of hundreds of horribly hilarious historical jokes and illustrations in one laugh-out-loud book. A must-have book for any Horrible Histories fan, you'll literally laugh your head off at this comical collection of nasty bits.
Download or read book Jokes for Blokes written by Llewellyn Dowd and published by Random House. This book was released on 2011-10-06 with total page 578 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What is the difference between a dog and a fox? About 9 pints What do you call a man with a 2 inch penis? Justin What's pink and hard in the morning? The Financial Times crossword Did you hear about the consignment of Viagra pills stolen from a warehouse? Police are on the lookout for hardened criminals An aeroplane is about to crash, when a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, 'If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman.' She removes all her clothing and asks, 'Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?' A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, 'Here, iron this!' The greatest ever collection of dirty jokes guaranteed to offend and outrage the prudish. Full of hilarious gags, it's totally politically incorrect, unashamedly x-rated and downright filthy. Definitely one to keep well out of the way of the mother-in-law...
Download or read book The Everything Big Book of Jokes written by Evan C Thomas and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-07-11 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Presents a collection of miscellaneous jokes, divided into such categories as marriage, politics, sports, health, animals, and everyday life.
Download or read book The World s Best Xxx Rated Joke Book written by Richard Laneau and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2021-08-04 with total page 66 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Whether you are a comedian appearing at the comedy clubs and looking for the right joke for your routine, a business person looking for the right story to break the ice, or just a person who loves humor... This book is for you. Yes! This is the world’s best collection of XXX rated adult jokes, with a few old, and some new; many are borrowed and most are definitely blue. These funny stories and one-liners have been tested and found to be universally successful with many having stood the test of time. The World’s Best XXX Rated Joke Book is the perfect gift for anyone who loves to laugh. If you like adult XXX humor, this book is guaranteed to bring a smile and chase the day-to-day boredom. You deserve a copy, to give yourself a fun break. Buy an extra copy for a friend in the hospital to laugh themselves well, for an acquaintance going on a boring trip, or for your brother-in-law just sent to prison!
Download or read book Why I Stay Single written by Linda Parker and published by . This book was released on 2009-02 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Volume III of III. Over 500 hilarious one liner jokes in four humorous chapters encompassing all areas of comedy in the punch lines - clean, dirty, adult, child, sex, christian, fat, stupid, redneck, practical - it's in here. These really funny visual one line quips for dating, shopaholic, insane and the disgusting will be plagiarized by stand up comics for years to come! Why I Stay Single! Excerpts from Chapter One: A Second Date's No So Likely If...He picks his nose during the second course and eats it during the third, A Second Date's No So Likely If...He makes karate noises while eating sushi, A Second Date's No So Likely If...You uncontrollably laugh at her dinner attire when she opens the door, A Second Date's No So Likely If...She wore condom earrings to a religious festival, A Second Date's No So Likely If...He called it dancing, but you thought it was an epileptic seizure. Linda Parker, a determined to stay single mother of three and grandmother, shares her brilliant visual quick jokes about encounters drawn from family, children, ex-husbands (plural), coworkers and some incredibly undesirable attempts to date in her 40's. They are the type of laughs that no one would admit to doing if caught in the act. In light of the above, the author claims there won't be a Husband Number 4! Well, I admit, this is a first for me. I've read and written lots of funny stuff. And I have 'funny' in my blood, my dad was Bozo the Clown. (True Story.) But I've never edited a joke book before. And it is hilarious. Got any more? I could do this all day! Jennifer.
Download or read book Ultimate Book of Jokes written by Scott McNeely and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2012-01-13 with total page 348 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Whether you re making a toast at a wedding, trying to break the ice at a party, or just want to make your boss giggle, the Ultimate Book of Jokes is the first and last resource you'll ever need. From road-crossing chickens and classic knock knock jokes to the naughty, nice, and totally soused, no subject goes unmocked in this collection of over 1,500 jokes, packaged in a deluxe embossed board cover with 2-color line art throughout. Scott McNeeley, author of Ultimate Book of Card Games, mined decades worth of jokes to find chuckle-inducing punch lines for joke lovers of all stripes from yo mamma aficionados to naughty limerick connoisseurs.
Download or read book The Funniest Joke Book Ever written by Editors of Portable Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-05-01 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!
Download or read book The Terrible Two written by Mac Barnett and published by Abrams. This book was released on 2015-01-13 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Miles Murphy is not happy to be moving to Yawnee Valley, a sleepy town that’s famous for one thing and one thing only: cows. In his old school, everyone knew him as the town’s best prankster, but Miles quickly discovers that Yawnee Valley already has a prankster, and a great one. If Miles is going to take the title from this mystery kid, he is going to have to raise his game. It’s prankster against prankster in an epic war of trickery, until the two finally decide to join forces and pull off the biggest prank ever seen: a prank so huge that it would make the members of the International Order of Disorder proud. In The Terrible Two, bestselling authors and friends Mac Barnett and Jory John have created a series that has its roots in classic middle-grade literature yet feels fresh and new at the same time. Advance Praise for The Terrible Two “A double helping of fun and mischief!â€? —Jeff kinney, author of the Diary of a Wimpy Kid Series “The pranks, the brotherhood, the art, the heart! What’s not to love about the Terrible Two?â€? —Sara Pennypacker, author of the Clementine series “You don’t have to be a cow, like cows, or even know a cow to love the Terrible Two.â€? —Dave Eggers “This book is terrible! Terribly funny, terribly full of pranks, and terribly wonderful.â€? —Jon Scieszka, author of The Stinky Cheese Man and the Frank Einstein series “The Terrible Two are my kind of kids. And what’s more, they’re kids’ kind of kids.â€? —Annie Barrows, author of the Ivy & Bean series “Hilarious.â€? —Dav Pilkey, author of the Captain Underpants series
Download or read book The Wackiest Joke Book Ever written by Editors of Portable Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-05-01 with total page 91 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A compendium of nearly 500 giggles, groans, and belly-laughs for the whole family! Whether you’re a kid or just a kid at heart—chances are you love a good joke—and you can never have enough on hand to share at the right (or wrong) moment. That’s why you need The Wackiest Joke Book Ever! The editors at Portable Press stuffed the pages of this little book with the silliest jokes they could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers—all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. Here’s a sampling: Q. Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? A. He had no guts. Q. What did the lips say to the eyes? A. Between you and me, something smells. Q. Why did all of the students eat their homework? A. The teacher said the questions were a piece of cake.
Download or read book Next Question written by Drew Rosenhaus and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2008 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Two leading sports agents go behind the scenes of the NFL to reveal the secrets underlying their business success, addressing such topics as negotiation skills, deal-making, image control, and more while providing helpful instruction and anecdotal case studies to help readers achieve success in their chosen fields.
Download or read book The Sense of an Ending written by Julian Barnes and published by Vintage. This book was released on 2011-10-05 with total page 158 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: BOOKER PRIZE WINNER • NATIONAL BESTSELLER • A novel that follows a middle-aged man as he contends with a past he never much thought about—until his closest childhood friends return with a vengeance: one of them from the grave, another maddeningly present. A novel so compelling that it begs to be read in a single setting, The Sense of an Ending has the psychological and emotional depth and sophistication of Henry James at his best, and is a stunning achievement in Julian Barnes's oeuvre. Tony Webster thought he left his past behind as he built a life for himself, and his career has provided him with a secure retirement and an amicable relationship with his ex-wife and daughter, who now has a family of her own. But when he is presented with a mysterious legacy, he is forced to revise his estimation of his own nature and place in the world.
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Download or read book Dad Jokes written by Jimmy Niro and published by World's Best Dad Jokes Collection. This book was released on 2018 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The perfect gift for dads and pun-lovers alike "Dad, can you put my shoes on?" "No, I don't think they'll fit me." Ah, the dad joke--humor that reminds us of all the lovable, embarrassing dads out there. Be prepared for the obvious, silly, and awkward in this massive collection of the best groan-worthy dad jokes around, including clever quips, overly literal dialogue, and punny one-liners. These jokes may be on porpoise, but they whale definitely make you laugh: I used to hate facial hair, but then it started growing on me. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down Q: What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle? A: The road. With over 600 knee-slappers, head-shakers, and groan-makers, Dad Jokes is packed with enough witty quips and cheesy-but-grate jokes for you to hold your own against even the most embarrassing of dads. But remember--you don't have to be a dad to tell dad jokes
