Download or read book The Clever Prince and the Farting Dragon written by Newton E White and published by Little Woowoo Publishing. This book was released on 2023-04-30 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When a Dragon has a love for baked beans then there is a danger for the whole kingdom, especially when he develops a farting problem! After all, it's not nice when a beautiful place starts to smell so bad! Who and how will anyone save the day before the poor people of the land start to suffer too much from the horrendous smell and leave? Have fun with this rhyming fart-driven tale. This story includes many farts and frequent fun! If you want a book for your young child who loves adventure, Dragons, and does enjoy a good fart or flatulence story then this book is for you. Brought to you by the brilliant creative mind of Newton E. White who went back in time to study some Dragons in real life when researching this book!
Download or read book The Prince and the Dragon written by Andrew Lang and published by . This book was released on 2016 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A young man goes on an adventure to defeat an evil creature. The story has everything one needs for a great fairy tale: three princes, two dragons, an old woman, and of course a beautiful princess. Who gets the girl? You have to read on to find out!
Download or read book The Dragon Prince written by Latasha Smith and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-05-21 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Through the Red Wood forest, past the Weeping Tree, down the Old Mill road covered in Maple leaves, beyond the stepping stones leading up to the babbling brook, you'll find an ancient key atop of a rusted hook. Place the key into the lock and turn it the way of a counter-clock; now carefully open the door and explore the possibilities of your endless imagination. On his twelfth bornday, the Dragon Prince received a sacred garment from his father, named the Cloak of Many Colors. It was a very rare garment, passed down to each future Dragon King before the time of his crowning. The Dragon Prince was extremely grateful to receive his father's gift but there was sadness in his heart because, unlike the others, the Dragon Prince was extremely clumsy. How will he be able to keep the cloak clean before he is presented to the Kingdom of Dragonia for his crowning? With a little help from his faithful servant Eisenhower, the Dragon Prince devises a clever plan; but in the end, his plan proved to be not so clever after all.
Download or read book Sir Fartsalot Hunts the Booger written by Kevin Bolger and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2009-11-25 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Things really stink in the Kingdom of Armpit. King Reginald the Not Very Realistic has had it up to here with his practical joker of a son Prince Harry. Even Sir Bedwetter can?t take the prince?s Royal Clowning Around! Enter Sir Fartsalot?the bravest, boldest, er, most potent knight in all the land! He?s on a quest to solve the riddle of the Foul West Wind?a ghastly odor that turns up whenever danger is lurking. Prince Harry decides to play the biggest, boogeriest prank of all time! He convinces Sir Fartsalot that The Booger, a frightful and repulsive villain, is on the prowl. But when a real Booger turns up, Harry, Sir Fartsalot and the knight?s old buddy Sir Knotaclew must set out on a hilarious quest to rid the world of the Snotty Scoundrel, once and for all!
Download or read book The Clever Prince written by Chris Botha and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-02-12 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Prince Percy has discovered something that is of the greatest importance. Everyone is watching to see what he is up to. Find out what he is up to and what he has discovered. I hope that you make this wonderful find yourself. Enjoy the journey, and look after and exercise what you discover about yourself.
Download or read book The Dragon of Fortune An Epic Kingdom of Fantasy Adventure Geronimo Stilton and the Kingdom of Fantasy Special Edition 2 written by Geronimo Stilton and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2017-09-12 with total page 600 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I, Geronimo Stilton, traveled on the wings of the Dragon of Fortune back to the Kingdom of Fantasy! I was called there by my friend Blossom, Queen of the Fairies, who needed my help. The enchanted Winged Ring had gone missing! This was terrible news. The ring allows its owner to travel between the Kingdom of Fantasy and the real world-which would be a dangerous power if it fell into evil hands. Could I find the ring before it was too late?
Download or read book Once Upon a Twisted Tale written by Gayle Krause and published by Spork. This book was released on 2018-06-04 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: By the middle grades, children know the storylines of familiar fairytales, which makes them all the funnier when they veer off in different directions. Good 'fractured fairytales' twist the child reader's perspective on the story, showing other possibilities. From a frog, who thinks he's Sleeping Beauty, to a cool-rappin' fairy godmother who sends Cinderella to a Hip-Hop Ball, to a boy who waits beneath a stone bridge to fool trolls, Once Upon a Twisted Tale is a rollicking, rhyme-filled poetry collection that can be read for sheer amusement or used in a classroom to compare original tales to the twisted tales as per Language Arts requirements.
Download or read book The Dragon Slayer written by Jaime Hernandez and published by . This book was released on 2017 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "A collection of three Latin American folktales retold in graphic novel form"--
Download or read book Disciple of the Dog written by Scott Bakker and published by Penguin Canada. This book was released on 2010-08-31 with total page 308 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Two things: Nobody tells the same story twice. And nobody knows this better than me." Meet Disciple Manning, cynical private investigator, lover of women, and neurological oddity. Disciple suffers from hyperthymestic syndrome. It means he can't forget anything—ever. It should be a blessing in his line of work, but it feels more like a curse. And when Jon and Amanda Bonjour hire him to find their daughter Jennifer, who's been recruited by the philosopher/cult leader Xenophon Baars, he realizes too late that he's met his match. Disciple Manning is a provocative protagonist bent on exposing the hypocrisy hidden beneath a small town's humdrum surface. And you won't soon forget him.
Download or read book Crimes Committed by Terrorist Groups written by Mark S. Hamm and published by DIANE Publishing. This book was released on 2011 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a print on demand edition of a hard to find publication. Examines terrorists¿ involvement in a variety of crimes ranging from motor vehicle violations, immigration fraud, and mfg. illegal firearms to counterfeiting, armed bank robbery, and smuggling weapons of mass destruction. There are 3 parts: (1) Compares the criminality of internat. jihad groups with domestic right-wing groups. (2) Six case studies of crimes includes trial transcripts, official reports, previous scholarship, and interviews with law enforce. officials and former terrorists are used to explore skills that made crimes possible; or events and lack of skill that the prevented crimes. Includes brief bio. of the terrorists along with descriptions of their org., strategies, and plots. (3) Analysis of the themes in closing arguments of the transcripts in Part 2. Illus.
Download or read book Plugged in written by Patti M. Valkenburg and published by Yale University Press. This book was released on 2017-01-01 with total page 341 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cover -- Half-title -- Title -- Copyright -- Dedication -- Contents -- Preface -- 1 Youth and Media -- 2 Then and Now -- 3 Themes and Theoretical Perspectives -- 4 Infants, Toddlers, and Preschoolers -- 5 Children -- 6 Adolescents -- 7 Media and Violence -- 8 Media and Emotions -- 9 Advertising and Commercialism -- 10 Media and Sex -- 11 Media and Education -- 12 Digital Games -- 13 Social Media -- 14 Media and Parenting -- 15 The End -- Notes -- Acknowledgments -- Index -- A -- B -- C -- D -- E -- F -- G -- H -- I -- J -- K -- L -- M -- N -- O -- P -- Q -- R -- S -- T -- U -- V -- W -- X -- Y -- Z
Download or read book Wonder of the World written by David Lindsay-Abaire and published by Dramatists Play Service, Inc.. This book was released on 2003 with total page 76 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE STORY: Nothing will prepare you for the dirty little secret Cass discovers in her husband's sweater drawer. It is so shocking that our heroine has no choice but to flee to the honeymoon capital of the world in a frantic search for the life she
Download or read book The Language Instinct written by Steven Pinker and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2010-12-14 with total page 578 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "A brilliant, witty, and altogether satisfying book." — New York Times Book Review The classic work on the development of human language by the world’s leading expert on language and the mind In The Language Instinct, the world's expert on language and mind lucidly explains everything you always wanted to know about language: how it works, how children learn it, how it changes, how the brain computes it, and how it evolved. With deft use of examples of humor and wordplay, Steven Pinker weaves our vast knowledge of language into a compelling story: language is a human instinct, wired into our brains by evolution. The Language Instinct received the William James Book Prize from the American Psychological Association and the Public Interest Award from the Linguistics Society of America. This edition includes an update on advances in the science of language since The Language Instinct was first published.
Download or read book The Onion Book of Known Knowledge written by The Onion and published by Little, Brown. This book was released on 2012-10-23 with total page 259 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you a witless cretin with no reason to live? Would you like to know more about every piece of knowledge ever? Do you have cash? Then congratulations, because just in time for the death of the print industry as we know it comes the final book ever published, and the only one you will ever need: The Onion's compendium of all things known. Replete with an astonishing assemblage of facts, illustrations, maps, charts, threats, blood, and additional fees to edify even the most simple-minded book-buyer, The Onion Book of Known Knowledge is packed with valuable information -- such as the life stages of an Aunt; places to kill one's self in Utica, New York; and the dimensions of a female bucket, or "pail." With hundreds of entries for all 27 letters of the alphabet, The Onion Book of Known Knowledge must be purchased immediately to avoid the sting of eternal ignorance.
Download or read book Greek to Me Adventures of the Comma Queen written by Mary Norris and published by W. W. Norton & Company. This book was released on 2019-04-02 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Comma Queen returns with a buoyant book about language, love, and the wine-dark sea. In her New York Times bestseller Between You & Me, Mary Norris delighted readers with her irreverent tales of pencils and punctuation in The New Yorker’s celebrated copy department. In Greek to Me, she delivers another wise and funny paean to the art of self-expression, this time filtered through her greatest passion: all things Greek. Greek to Me is a charming account of Norris’s lifelong love affair with words and her solo adventures in the land of olive trees and ouzo. Along the way, Norris explains how the alphabet originated in Greece, makes the case for Athena as a feminist icon, goes searching for the fabled Baths of Aphrodite, and reveals the surprising ways Greek helped form English. Filled with Norris’s memorable encounters with Greek words, Greek gods, Greek wine—and more than a few Greek men—Greek to Me is the Comma Queen’s fresh take on Greece and the exotic yet strangely familiar language that so deeply influences our own.
Download or read book The Phoenix of Destiny An Epic Kingdom of Fantasy Adventure Geronimo Stilton and the Kingdom of Fantasy Special Edition written by Geronimo Stilton and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2015-08-25 with total page 596 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An adventure of epic proportions! I, Geronimo Stilton, had returned to the Kingdom of Fantasy on the wings of the Phoenix of Destiny! Blossom, Queen of the Fairies, needed my help once again. But Blossom was behaving strangely. She sent me off on quest after magical quest, each one more bizarre and dangerous than the last. It felt like my missions were building up to something truly terrible right under my snout. Could my friends and I put things right again? It's a story full of twists and turns, mazes and puzzles, and tons of fantastical creatures!
Download or read book The Case of the Fiendish Flapjack Flop written by Nate Evans and published by . This book was released on 2008 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Humpty Dumpty Jr. has always gotten the bad guy.Always. Except once, when the case got too personal. You know that case. The one about his Dad... And now, a frantic call for help tells him that someone is making it personal again. "Johnny" Cakes, a two-bit pancake punk, has escaped from jail. And Patty, of the famous (and delicious) Pat-A-Cake Bakery, has disappeared. Could "Johnny" Cakes be behind it? Whoever kidnappedPatty better watch out; Humpty is no soft-cooked Egg. He is 100% Hardboiled. From the (fairly) scrambled minds of three acclaimed children's writers and illustrators comes a hilarious new detective who always cracks the case. Set on the grimy streets of New Yolk City, where the Queen of Hearts lives in Queens (where else?), the adventures of Humpty Dumpty Jr. are sure to delight early and chapter-book readers alike. This is the start of a very funny, totally action-packed newseries no one will want to miss! "Once Upon a Crime: There was a detective. Me. Humpty Dumpty Jr., Hardboiled Detective. I'm a good egg who always cracks the case. One morning, sitting at my desk, I watched the sun rise out my grimy window. Dawn light played peek-a-boo through the tall skyscrapers of the gritty city. My city. New Yolk City."
