Download or read book The Big Fat Smelly Joke Book written by Adam Rennie and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2018-07-14 with total page 62 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In a world, where comedy is one of the most uplifting gifts of all time, this book is created to bring jokes to the present day, giving all readers, whether 7 or 70, the chance to laugh your socks off. I have separated this book into categories and brought what I to beleive to be the some of the best jokes all into one place.. well... what are waiting for?? Let the comedy commence.
Download or read book The Big Fat South African Kiddies Joke Book written by and published by Penguin Random House South Africa. This book was released on 2012-10-01 with total page 364 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The book that will tickle the funny bone of all South African children, both young and old. The Big, Fat South African Kiddies’ Joke Book contains jokes of all shapes and sizes, from knock-knock jokes to one-liners and old-time classics. There are short jokes, and longer jokes, and questions and silly answers. There are animals that can talk, children who outfox grown-ups, jokes about teachers and learners, sport and computers, the precious (and hilarious) things children say, and much, much more. The Big, Fat South African Kiddies’ Joke Book is guaranteed to put a big smile on every child’s dial, whether they are seven or seventy!
Download or read book The Big Fat South African Joke Book written by and published by Penguin Random House South Africa. This book was released on 2012-03-12 with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Koos is sitting in a bar. Each time he orders a drink he takes out his wallet, removes a photograph and stares at it. ‘Who’s the photo of?’ asks the barman, serving Koos his eighth Klippies and Coke. ‘My wife. When she starts to look pretty I’ll know I’ve had enough.’ What’s the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead rugby referee in the road? There are skid marks in front of the dog. WARNING: Not for the faint-hearted or Mother Grundys of this world! Politically incorrect, irreverent and laugh-out-loud funny, The Big Fat South African Joke Book covers a range of topics close to every South African’s heart: from Patricia Lewis to Robert Mugabe; from rugby referees to Kamp Staaldraad; from picking up chicks to marriage; from infidelity to divorce; from Little Bongani to Little Koos and Little Gertruide; from school days to Varsity; and from the mouth of babes to the Pearly Gates of Heaven. These and many other jokes will tickle your funny bone and keep you chuckling for hours.
Download or read book Big Fat Book of Jokes written by and published by . This book was released on 2007 with total page 872 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Dick and Dom s Big Fat and Very Silly Joke Book written by Richard McCourt and published by Pan Macmillan. This book was released on 2014-03-13 with total page 370 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dick and Dom are pan-generational household names who have been delighting television audiences for well over a decade. Dick and Dom’s Big Fat and Very Silly Joke Book is a hilarious mishmash of Dick and Dom’s very own bonkers yet brilliant breed of humour. Feast your eyes on over five hundred brilliant gags, japes, jokes and puns; be amazed at Dick and Dom’s Titbits, a selection of fascinating yet fact-free facts; settle in to Dick and Dom’s Poetry Corner for some slightly naughty but very silly poems, and never be bored again with Dick and Dom’s brilliantly baffling Boredom Busters. Most importantly of all, laugh until you do a Vom Goblin.* (*A burp with a small surprise serving of sick. See their first book, Dick and Dom’s Slightly Naughty but Very Silly Words, for more details!) With hilarious illustrations on every page, you’re bound to find something to tickle your funny-bone! Who is old, wise and green all over? Bogey-Wan Kenobi
Download or read book Garfield Big Fat Hairy Joke Book written by Jim Davis and published by Random House Worlds. This book was released on 1993-12-29 with total page 145 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fresh from the funny papers, here is Garfield, all-around jokester. In this hilarious book, you'll find jokes of all shapes, species, and sizes. There are jokes about food and eating, other pets, Garfield and his pals, and knock-knocks, of course. So get ready to laugh out loud at humor told the Garfield way.
Download or read book The Big Fat Smelly Ogre written by Gillian Johnson and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2012-03-01 with total page 93 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Frank the ogre has come to Monster Hospital with a tummy ache because he ate two nasty kids for breakfast. The four naughtiest children in the school are recruited by the mysterious Sister Winifred to be his doctors. Can these not-exactly friends help Frank without getting gobbled up or suffocating from the stupendous stink? It takes a monster to know a monster ... And read more stories in the Monster Hospital series by the acclaimed author-illustrator of the THORA books.
Download or read book The Big Fat Joke Book written by Khushwant Singh and published by Penguin UK. This book was released on 2000-10-14 with total page 139 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ribald, rib-tickling and outrageous, Khushwant Singh’s inimitable brand of humour has made him a legend in his own lifetime. This volume brings together the funniest and most memorable selections from his enormous repertoire, including some of the wackiest jokes ever cracked about sex, God and politics.
Download or read book The Big Fat Joke Book written by Geoff Young and published by . This book was released on 2018-10-25 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hundreds of jokes for adults -- many uniquely Kiwi -- brought together in this chunky, 320-page treasury of humor. Be it politics, age, vegans, relatives, Australian, lawyers, accountants, car salesmen, and, yes, even sex, this book has a joke or an insult for everyone.
Download or read book Stinky Pete s Big Book Of Poop Fart And Burp Jokes For Kids 7 9 Tongue Twisters Would You Rather And More written by Activity Trick and published by . This book was released on 2020-02-20 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Stinky Pete Is Back! And His Newest Book Is The Grossest One Yet! With Pages and Pages of Poop-tastic Pooh Jokes Pete's Newest Joke Collection Will Make You Say "Ewwwww"! But The Fart-errific Fun Doesn't Stop There! Pete's Big Book Of Poop Also Includes Gag-Worthy Would You Rather Questions And Totally Gross Tongue Twisters!! This Is One Potty Book That Older Kids Will Love! Aspiring Comedians Will Get Hours Of Stinky Fun From This Kids Joke Book! So, Scoop Up Your Copy Today! This Pooh Joke Book Is a Real Gas!!
Download or read book Stink Blasters written by Devra Speregen and published by . This book was released on 2004 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
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Download or read book The Unofficial Joke Book of Thailand written by Compiled By : Kuldeep Saluja and published by Diamond Pocket Books (P) Ltd.. This book was released on with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Garfield s Big Fat Holiday Joke Book written by Jim Davis and published by Ballantine Books. This book was released on 1994 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Holidays are a laughing matter with America's funniest feline!
Download or read book Junie B Jones 3 Junie B Jones and Her Big Fat Mouth written by Barbara Park and published by Random House Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 1993-08-24 with total page 82 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Hilarious. Barbara Park makes reading fun.” —Dav Pilkey, author of Dog Man Barbara Park’s #1 New York Times bestselling chapter book series, Junie B. Jones, has been keeping kids laughing—and reading—for more than twenty-five years. Over 65 million copies sold! Meet the World’s Funniest Kindergartner—Junie B. Jones! Junie B.’s having a rough week. First she got punishment for shooting off her mouth in kindergarten. And now she’s in big trouble again! ’Cause Monday is Job Day, and Junie B. told her class that she’s got the bestest job of all. Only, what the heck is it? USA Today: “Junie B. is the darling of the young-reader set.” Publishers Weekly: “Park convinces beginning readers that Junie B.—and reading—are lots of fun.” Kirkus Reviews: “Junie’s swarms of young fans will continue to delight in her unique take on the world. . . . A hilarious, first-rate read-aloud.” Time: “Junie B. Jones is a feisty six-year-old with an endearing penchant for honesty.”
Download or read book The Smelly Socks Joke Book written by Susan Abbott and published by Red Fox. This book was released on 2008-08-01 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Underneath It All written by Rachelle Vaughn and published by Rachelle Vaughn. This book was released on 2016-02-08 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Nick and Emily Barrett grew up in the shadow of their mother’s shameful secret. And when she passes away unexpectedly, estranged brother and sister must return to their childhood home in August Lake and sort through the past. Emily begins to lose hope, but when she discovers a mysterious man living in the guesthouse, she realizes that she isn’t the only one harboring a shocking secret...
