Download or read book The Big Book of Senior Moments written by Bennett Melville and published by Skyhorse. This book was released on 2015-10-20 with total page 294 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Old age isn’t for wimps, nor is it for those without a sense of humor. The Big Book of Senior Moments is chock full of those small blunders, momentary lapses, and misplaced keys that happen to all of us. Humor might not help you remember your cat’s name, but it will certainly make you feel less alone! Did you know that Albert Einstein once searched frantically for his misplaced train ticket because he couldn’t remember where he was going? Or that Marilyn Monroe forgot the same line through 52 takes during the filming of Some Like it Hot? Can you believe that Marlon Brando had to have his lines written on another actor’s forehead so he could get through a scene? If you have done something like this, don’t despair, for you are among other greats like Lincoln, Beethoven, Newton, Toscanini, and a whole assortment of presidents, poets, philosophers, popes, and Nobel Prize–winners. The Big Book of Senior Moments will be sure to bring a smile to friends and family alike. Don’t forget to pick up your copy today!
Download or read book Help Lord I m Having a Senior Moment Again written by Karen O'Connor and published by Gospel Light Publications. This book was released on 2005-04-06 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: While growing older certainly has its benefits, its downside poses big challenges. Physical decline; loss of spouses, relatives and friends; memory lapses; feelings of inadequacy or uselessness-such things can give us those "senior moments" that sidetrack us with fear and worry. In this sequel to her bestselling book, Karen O'Connor brings even more encouragement to people in their golden years, prompting them to reflect, laugh, play and take both burdens and joys to the Lord who cares for them.
Download or read book The Book of Senior Moments written by Shelley Klein and published by Michael O'Mara Books. This book was released on 2010-01-30 with total page 233 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An absolutely essential book for anyone growing long in the tooth and short of memory.
Download or read book A Senior Moment Is Just a Wrinkle in Time written by and published by Product Concept Incorporated. This book was released on 2009 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Most commonly found on the nightstound or in the bathroom, is this little treasure of a book with favorite quote from the wise and the humorous, uplifting stories and reflections, and prayers to guide those who are getting older. It's a gift not to take one's self TOO seriously...and this is the perfect gift to give that lift.
Download or read book Senior Moments written by Joey Green and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2002-10-02 with total page 260 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the small betrayals of the body to the subtle, always embarrassing tricks of the mind, "Senior Moments" charts the odd twists and turns that can make getting older feel like a voyage into the Twilight Zone.
Download or read book 365 Senior Moments You d Rather Forget written by Karen O'Connor and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2012-09-01 with total page 141 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Karen O’Connor, bestselling author of Gettin’ Old Ain’t for Wimps (more than 300,000 copies sold), offers a great collection of humorous anecdotes on senior moments. Readers in the better half of life will discover 365 rather funny situations to avoid, with some of them sounding all too familiar. They are encouraged to avoid… leaving the key in the front door and going to sleep feeling secure. purchasing a book to improve your memory but leaving it at the checkout counter. dropping the boat anchor and then realizing it wasn’t tied to the boat. This warmhearted and playful book encourages laughter and taking life in stride.
Download or read book Senior Moments written by Jacqueline D. Byrd and published by . This book was released on 2005-07-01 with total page 314 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Senior Moments Did I Do That written by Gigi Braynon Watson and published by Lagesse Stevens. This book was released on 2003-06-01 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book More Senior Moments The Ones We Forgot written by Shelley Klein and published by Michael O'Mara Books. This book was released on 2011-08-31 with total page 145 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Crammed full of anecdotes, tips, confessions and advice, More Senior Moments will ensure that getting to grips with newfangled technology, remembering your best friend's name and putting matching socks on will become a breeze.
Download or read book 1 000 Unforgettable Senior Moments written by Tom Friedman and published by Workman Publishing. This book was released on 2006-05-03 with total page 177 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: No, you’re not losing your mind. And you’re definitely not alone. There’s Jimmy Carter, forgetting the nuclear launch codes in a suit at the dry cleaners. Rod Stewart fumbling for the name of the intense first love who inspired “Maggie Mae.” G. K. Chesterton writing a long letter to hismother announcing the good news about his engagement—while his mother is in the room with him. Marilyn Monroe blowing the same line through 52 takes during the filming of Some Like It Hot. Celebrating history’s greatest mental lapses, is a perfect impulse book in the fine gift format of Famous Last Words. Not just outlandishly funny, it’s also a book of great comfort—after all, having a senior moment puts you in the company of Einstein, Lincoln, Beethoven, Newton, Toscanini, and a whole assortment of presidents, poets, philosophers, popes, and Nobel Prize–winners. Talk about gaffes. Here are best men forgetting to show up at the wedding. Judges staggered by the incompetence of their previous decisions. Senators frozen in front of TV cameras. Olympic officials gazing absently while bewildered runners continue through the finish line. Bono losing the only copy of his lyrics to a new album. Forget to pick up your copy today!
Download or read book The Little Book of Senior Moments written by Freddie Green and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2024-04-04 with total page 164 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You know you're having a senior moment when... ... you decide it's time to pull up your socks, and realise you forgot to put any on. If this sounds all too familiar, read on to discover whether your marbles just need a spring clean or you've well and truly lost them!
Download or read book Senior Moments Did I Do That written by Gigi Braynon Watson and published by . This book was released on 2003-05-01 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: WHAT OTHERS SAY "SENIOR MOMENTS is very funny. Laughter always makes me feel better. I have experienced many of the examples describeed in this book for several years." - Rosa Parks, Civil Rights Activist, Detroit, Michigan "I couldn't put the book down. As I flipped the pages, it seemed as if every page was about me" Geraldine Wright-Collins, Elementary School Principal, Atlanta, Georgia "I purchased some issues of the first edition of SENIOR MOMENTS as gifts for my friends and relatives. They loved it!" -Barbara Sargent Killen, Richmond Heights, Florida I read a few pages aloud when I went to a beauty salon. Everybody wanted to know where they could purchase the book."-Cletonia Franklin, Insrtuctional Specialist, Atlanta, Georgia "I enjoyed reading every page. It's almost as if I were looking in a mirror. A lot of the stories sounded just like me."-Billye Ivy, Miami Florida
Download or read book The Little Book of Senior Moments written by Shelley Klein and published by Michael O'Mara. This book was released on 2013-03-21 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For those who have trouble remembering their best friend's name and difficulty putting on matching socks in the morning, help is at hand in this guide. If you are among the many people afflicted by senior moments, those mental blips that can waylay us at the most inconvenient times, let The Little Book of Senior Moments be your guide.
Download or read book My Favorite Senior Moments written by Karen O'Connor and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2015-03-01 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Humor and joy abound in this entertaining look at senior life. From handling day-to-day foibles to connecting with your kids and grandkids, gentle humorist Karen O'Connor keeps you smiling, laughing, and appreciating the wisdom that comes with experience. My Favorite Senior Moments encourages you to look on the sunny...and funny...side of the street and enjoy the benefits of living long, including... chuckling at how God uses children to remind you of His blessings discovering that love and romance have no time limits navigating today's technology...with the help of grandkids remembering penny loafers—even if the salesperson doesn't enjoying new adventures and appreciating familiar ones God is with you every step of the way, and these vignettes full of character and wit prove it.
Download or read book The Joys of Getting Older written by Thomas Senior and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2000-04 with total page 6 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "An inspirational look at the beauty found within the Circle of Life." —The Times "A straightforward, clear-cut how-to book for putting a spark (or two!) back into your life. It truly describes the magical beauty to be found in the twilight years." &mdashYule Biyung, author and inspirational speaker Thomas and Cindy Senior are the best-selling husband-and-wife team who authored Retiring Gracefully and Senior Sex: How to Rekindle the Sizzle in Your Bedroom. In The Joys of Getting Older the tradition of their previous books, they have collected all their best advice and share their insights into how you can lead a happy and energetic life after reaching "that certain age." The Seniors are living out their dream retirement in sunny Florida, where hurricanes and theme parks provide routine stimulation in their lives.
Download or read book Senior Moments 5 6 7 8 Ladies Still Screwing After Fifty Five written by Vitale Gabriella (author) and published by . This book was released on 1901 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Help Lord I m Having a Senior Moment written by Karen O'Connor and published by . This book was released on 2002 with total page 232 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: While growing older certainly has plusses, its downside poses big challenges. Physical decline, loss of spouses, relatives, and friends, memory lapses, feelings of inadequacy or uselessness -- such things give us those "senior moments" that sidetrack us with fear and worry. This book brings encouragement to people in their golden years, prompting them to reflect, laugh, play, and to take both burdens and joys to the Lord who cares for them. Each of the 90 short pieces contains a note to God about a topic of special interest to seniors, a word from God in Scripture, a prayer, and a place for the reader to write her or his note to God.
