Download or read book The Cursing Mommy s Book of Days written by Ian Frazier and published by Farrar, Straus and Giroux. This book was released on 2012-10-02 with total page 254 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Based on his widely read columns for The New Yorker, Ian Frazier's uproarious first novel, The Cursing Mommy's Book of Days, centers on a profoundly memorable character, sprung from an impressively fertile imagination. Structured as a daybook of sorts, the book follows the Cursing Mommy—beleaguered wife of Larry and mother of two boys, twelve and eight—as she tries (more or less) valiantly to offer tips on how to do various tasks around the home, only to end up on the ground, cursing, surrounded by broken glass. Her voice is somewhere between Phyllis Diller's and Sylvia Plath's: a hilariously desperate housewife with a taste for swearing and large glasses of red wine, who speaks to the frustrations of everyday life. Frazier has demonstrated an astonishing ability to operate with ease in a variety of registers: from On the Rez, an investigation into the lives of modern day Oglala Sioux written with a mix of humor, compassion, and imagination, to Dating Your Mom, a sidesplitting collection of humorous essays that imagines, among other things, how and why you might begin a romance with your mother. Here, Frazier tackles another genre with his usual grace and aplomb, as well as an extra helping of his trademark wicked wit. The Cursing Mommy's failures and weaknesses are our own—and Frazier gives them a loving, satirical spin that is uniquely his own.

Download or read book T s Big Book of Cuss Word Alternatives written by T. Cathers-Mitchell and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2016-12-24 with total page 66 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is for all you motherfathers in need of creative ways to avoid swearing. Whether you are at work, or around children, this book will give you a plethora of fun ways to express yourself without cussing.

Download or read book Adult Coloring Books written by Adult Coloring Books and published by Tip Top Education. This book was released on 2016-06-23 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 45 whimsical high resolution, professionally printed coloring pages--an adult relaxation coloring book. *Beautiful Images--animals, flowers, and gorgeous scenes. *Delightful Drawings--ranging from EASY to VERY complex. *Incredibly Fun and Relaxing

Download or read book Swearing Is Good for You The Amazing Science of Bad Language written by Emma Byrne and published by W. W. Norton & Company. This book was released on 2018-01-23 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An irreverent and impeccably researched defense of our dirtiest words. We’re often told that swearing is outrageous or even offensive, that it’s a sign of a stunted vocabulary or a limited intellect. Dictionaries have traditionally omitted it and parents forbid it. But the latest research by neuroscientists, psychologists, sociologists, and others has revealed that swear words, curses, and oaths—when used judiciously—can have surprising benefits. In this sparkling debut work of popular science, Emma Byrne examines the latest research to show how swearing can be good for you. With humor and colorful language, she explores every angle of swearing—why we do it, how we do it, and what it tells us about ourselves. Not only has some form of swearing existed since the earliest humans began to communicate, but it has been shown to reduce physical pain, to lower anxiety, to prevent physical violence, to help trauma victims recover language, and to promote human cooperation. Taking readers on a whirlwind tour through scientific experiments, historical case studies, and cutting-edge research on language in both humans and other primates, Byrne defends cursing and demonstrates how much it can reveal about different cultures, their taboos and their values. Packed with the results of unlikely and often hilarious scientific studies—from the “ice-bucket test” for coping with pain, to the connection between Tourette’s and swearing, to a chimpanzee that curses at her handler in sign language—Swearing Is Good for You presents a lighthearted but convincing case for the foulmouthed.

Download or read book F ck Y u Around the World written by Colorful Calm and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-08-23 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Learn how to swear in 50 countries with this swear word coloring book. This adult coloring book features a range of simple to intricate designs. Language Building: Increase your language knowledge by learning to say "F*ck You!" in 50 different languages! Relaxing: Coloring is a trendy form of relaxation. Calm yourself down after a hard day at work with a set of colorful pencils or crayons and this swear word adult coloring book! Artistic Swear Words: Has someone told you that your language is a little too "colorful"? They haven't even begun to see you express your artistic levels of swearing! Invigorate Creativity: Coloring invigorates your creativity, making you more likely to think outside the box and come up with unique solutions to problems! Global Unity Now you can learn to swear in Español, Mandarin, Deutsche, Portuguese, and so many more languages with this swear word adult coloring book. Join your new friends online and when traveling in a celebration of profanity. Color Stress Away Adult coloring books are the new rage in relaxation self-therapy! Stress builds up over the course of your work day, from dealing with your unreasonable boss to your exhaustive commute. Polite society discourages us from using the words "F*ck Y*u!" on a regular basis. However, in the privacy of your own home, you can use this swear word adult coloring book to indulge your fantasies of telling your boss exactly what you think! Plus you'll have the added benefit of being able to tell bad drivers in your country "F*ck You!" in a language they don't understand. Add a little subversion to your stress relief by coloring intricately beautiful designs on 50 different pages that just happen to teach you to say "F*ck Y*u!" in languages such as Welsh, Gaelic, Nihongo, Italiano and more! This swear word adult coloring book will have you smiling in no time as your stress simply melts away in a colorful pool of profanity. Inspires Creativity Coloring inspires creativity. You'll feel like a kid again, happily coloring away. Only this swear word adult coloring book has a very adult bent to satisfy your adult mind. We're giving a new definition to colorful language. You'll get to color 50 beautiful designs featuring detailed images representing each country's culture along with their translation of "F*ck Y*u!" As your creativity begins to flow, you'll become more of an asset at work and at home. Creativity is highly prized in today's society and this swear word adult coloring book will get your creative juices flowing. Don't let stress build up and cause you to be cranky and nasty. Simply tell the world, "F*ck Y*u!" fifty different ways colorful ways. Whether you buy this for yourself or as an amusing gift for a friend this swear word adult coloring book is sure to make everyone smile in a rainbow of color!

Download or read book The Big Book of Beautiful Swears written by Color Naughty and published by . This book was released on 2017-01-25 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

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Download or read book Curses written by Lish McBride and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2021-07-20 with total page 449 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Curses is the 'Beauty and the Beast' retelling I've been waiting for." --Marissa Meyer, #1 New York Times bestselling author "A unique and twisty magical romp!" --Tamora Pierce, New York Times bestselling author Merit Cravan refused to fulfill her obligation to marry a prince, leading to a fairy godling's curse. She will be forced to live as a beast forever, unless she agrees to marry a man of her mother's choosing before her eighteenth birthday. Tevin Dumont has always been a pawn in his family's cons. The prettiest boy in a big family, his job is to tempt naïve rich girls to abandon their engagements, unless their parents agree to pay him off. But after his mother runs afoul of the beast, she decides to trade Tevin for her own freedom. Now, Tevin and Merit have agreed that he can pay off his mother's debt by using his con-artist skills to help Merit find the best match . . . but what if the best match is Tevin himself?

Download or read book The Big Book of Candle Magic written by Jacki Smith and published by Red Wheel/Weiser. This book was released on 2022-07 with total page 322 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The definitive guide to candle magic, written by a leading authority with over 30 years of experience making magical candles and creating candle spells. Author Jacki Smith, founder of Coventry Creations (currently among the largest and most successful magical supply companies), shares her magical secrets with readers, enabling them to empower themselves through successful spell casting. Her book explains the nature of magic spells and provides examples for a wide variety of purposes including love, money, healing, and protection, liberally punctuated with tips from "Aunt Jacki," deriving from her many years of experience. The Big Book of Candle Magic shows: How to create your own candles The basics of crafting your own spells How to use basic supplies for everyday magic

Download or read book The Big Book of Fairytales Fantasy Classics written by Hans Christian Andersen and published by e-artnow. This book was released on 2020-12-17 with total page 7311 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Musaicum Books presents to you collection of fairy tales, formatted to the highest digital standards and adjusted for readability on all devices. Table of Contents: Complete Fairy Tales of Hans Christian Andersen Complete Fairy Tales of Brothers Grimm Complete Fairy Books of Andrew Lang Peter Pan in Kensington Gardens (J. M. Barrie) Peter and Wendy (J. M. Barrie) Five Children and It (E. Nesbit) The Phoenix and the Carpet (E. Nesbit) The Story of the Amulet (E. Nesbit) The Enchanted Castle (E. Nesbit) Alice in Wonderland (Lewis Carroll) Through the Looking Glass (Lewis Carroll) The Wonderful Wizard of Oz Collection (L. Frank Baum): The Wonderful Wizard of Oz The Marvelous Land of Oz The Woggle-Bug Book Ozma of Oz Dorothy and the Wizard in Oz The Road to Oz The Emerald City of Oz The Patchwork Girl of Oz Little Wizard Stories of Oz Tik-Tok of Oz The Scarecrow of Oz Rinkitink in Oz The Lost Princess of Oz The Tin Woodman of Oz The Magic of Oz Glinda of Oz At the Back of the North Wind (George MacDonald) The Princess and the Goblin (George MacDonald) The Princess and Curdie (George MacDonald) Wonder Book (Nathaniel Hawthorne) Tanglewood Tales (Nathaniel Hawthorne) The Happy Prince and Other Tales (Oscar Wilde) A House of Pomegranates (Oscar Wilde) All the Way to Fairyland (Evelyn Sharp) The Blue Bird for Children (Maurice Maeterlinck and Georgette Leblanc) The King of the Golden River (John Ruskin) Rootabaga Stories (Carl Sandburg) Knock Three Times! (Marion St. John Webb) The Cuckoo Clock (Mary Louisa Molesworth) Friendly Fairies (Johnny Gruelle) Raggedy Ann Stories (Johnny Gruelle) Raggedy Andy Stories (Johnny Gruelle) Russian Fairy Tales From the Skazki of Polevoi Old Peter's Russian Tales

Download or read book The Big Book of Fairytales Fantasy Classics written by Lewis Carroll and published by DigiCat. This book was released on 2023-11-15 with total page 7275 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Big Book of Fairytales & Fantasy Classics' draws together an impressive array of narratives, weaving a rich tapestry of magic, whimsy, and profound insight. This collection is marked by its diversity, showcasing a range of literary styles from the Victorian enchanted forests to the daring adventures of the early 20th century. It is a seminal anthology that brings to light the profound impact these genres have had on the literary landscape, featuring works that have captivated readers' imaginations for generations. The anthology, without focusing on individual authors, highlights significant contributions that have become benchmarks of the fantasy and fairytale genres. The contributing authors, including luminaries such as Lewis Carroll and Hans Christian Andersen, bring a wealth of background that spans continents and centuries. Collectively, they represent pivotal movements in literature, from Romanticism to the nascent steps of Modernism, embedding their tales with cultural and moral complexities that resonate well beyond their immediate context. Their collective contributions underscore the enduring relevance and adaptability of fairy tales and fantasy, reflecting both the universality and the unique cultural heritage of these stories. 'The Big Book of Fairytales & Fantasy Classics' is an indispensable volume for anyone looking to explore the depth and breadth of imaginative storytelling. It offers readers a unique opportunity to dive into a confluence of narrative richness and diversity, challenging and delighting in equal measure. This anthology serves not just as a testament to the power of fantasy and fairytales to speak across generations but also as a vibrant conversation between some of the most influential voices in literary history. For scholars, enthusiasts, and casual readers alike, this collection promises an enriching journey through the realms of the extraordinary, fostering a deeper appreciation for the art of storytelling.

Download or read book The Big Book of Literacy Tasks Grades K 8 written by Nancy Akhavan and published by Corwin Press. This book was released on 2018-01-22 with total page 217 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With 75 tasks on full-color pages, this book offers a literacy instruction plan that ensures students benefit from independent effort and engagement.

Download or read book The Big Book of Swashbuckling Adventure written by Lawrence Ellsworth and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-12-15 with total page 540 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The word “swashbuckler” conjures up an indelible image: a hero who’s a bit of a rogue but has his own code of honor, an adventurer with laughter on his lips and a flashing sword in his hand. This larger-than-life figure is regularly declared passé, but the swashbuckler is too appealing to ever really die. Who wouldn’t want to face deadly danger with confidence and élan? Who can deny the thrill of clashing blades, hairbreadth escapes, and daring rescues, of facing vile treachery with dauntless courage and passionate devotion?The swashbuckler tradition was born out of legends like the Knights of the Round Table and of Robin Hood, revived in the early 19th century by authors such as Sir Walter Scott, then caught hold with the publication of Alexandre Dumas’ The Three Musketeers in 1844. For the next century, it was arguably the world’s leading form of adventure fiction.Featuring selections by twenty hugely popular writers from the last century including Rafael Sabatini; Johnston McCulley (creator of the Zorro character); Alexandre Dumas, Arthur Conan Doyle; and Pierce Egan, author of Robin Hood, this anthology is dedicated to the swashbuckler’s roots: historical adventures by masters of the genre. Most of these stories have been out of print for decades; some have never before been collected in book form.

Download or read book The Big Book of Pagan Prayer and Ritual written by Ceisiwr Serith and published by Weiser Books. This book was released on 2020-11-01 with total page 338 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A complete guide to the practice of prayer and ritual for Pagans of all traditions. Here is an extraordinarily comprehensive collection of payers and rituals for contemporary Pagans from a variety of traditions to turn to again and again. The Big Book of Pagan Prayer and Ritual includes the following: The role of prayer—yesterday and today The various hidden structures of prayers How to pray both with and without words Rituals for purification, creating sacred space, protection, prosperity, good health, and more Prayers for specific times of day and special days of the month and year Prayers for life—from pregnancy to birth, childhood, first days of school, weddings, aging, and death Lists of offerings, a glossary of deities from many traditions, and an index of prayers by first line

Download or read book The Little Big Book of White Spells written by Ileana Abrev and published by Llewellyn Worldwide. This book was released on 2017-03-08 with total page 408 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Includes more than 200 quick spells for love, money, protection, and happiness! Simple actions, creative rhymes, and sincere intentions can bring you your heart's deepest desires. Whether you want to create transformation in your relationships or you want to make the world a better place, The Little Big Book of White Spells includes the spells that you need. Find love, remove a curse, and bring the passion back into a relationship. Banish depression, protect yourself from negative energy, or make a business more profitable. With more than 200 spells, this book opens a whole universe of potential for making positive changes for yourself, your loved ones, and your community.

Download or read book The Big Book of Classic Fantasy written by Ann Vandermeer and published by Vintage. This book was released on 2019-07-02 with total page 864 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A FINALIST FOR THE 2020 WORLD FANTASY AWARD Unearth the enchanting origins of fantasy fiction with a collection of tales as vast as the tallest tower and as mysterious as the dark depths of the forest. Fantasy stories have always been with us. They illuminate the odd and the uncanny, the wondrous and the fantastic: all the things we know are lurking just out of sight—on the other side of the looking-glass, beyond the music of the impossibly haunting violin, through the twisted trees of the ancient woods. Other worlds, talking animals, fairies, goblins, demons, tricksters, and mystics: these are the elements that populate a rich literary tradition that spans the globe. A work composed both of careful scholarship and fantastic fun, The Big Book of Classic Fantasy is essential reading for anyone who’s never forgotten the stories that first inspired feelings of astonishment and wonder. INCLUDING: *Stories by pillars of the genre like the Brothers Grimm, Hans Christian Andersen, Mary Shelley, Christina Rossetti, L. Frank Baum, Robert E. Howard, and J. R. R. Tolkien *Fantastical offerings from literary giants including Edith Wharton, Leo Tolstoy, Willa Cather, Zora Neale Hurston, Vladimir Nabokov, Hermann Hesse, and W.E.B. Du Bois *Rare treasures from Asian, Eastern European, Scandinavian, and Native American traditions *New translations, including fourteen stories never before in English PLUS: *Beautifully Bizarre Creatures! *Strange New Worlds Just Beyond the Garden Path! *Fairy Folk and Their Dark Mischief! *Seriously Be Careful—Do Not Trust Those Fairies!

Download or read book Dear Evan Hansen written by Val Emmich and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2018-10-09 with total page 282 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the show's creators comes the groundbreaking, bestselling novel inspired by the hit Broadway show Dear Evan Hansen. Dear Evan Hansen, Today's going to be an amazing day and here's why... When a letter that was never meant to be seen by anyone draws high school senior Evan Hansen into a family's griefover the loss of their son, he is given the chance of a lifetime: to belong. He just has to stick to a lie he never meant to tell, that the notoriously troubled Connor Murphy was his secret best friend. Suddenly, Evan isn't invisible anymore--even to the girl of his dreams. And Connor Murphy's parents, with their beautiful home on the other side of town, have taken him in like he was their own, desperate to know more about their enigmatic son from his closest friend.As Evan gets pulled deeper into their swirl of anger, regret, and confusion, he knows that what he's doing can't be right, but if he's helping people, how wrong can it be? No longer tangled in his once-incapacitating anxiety, this new Evan has a purpose. And a website. He's confident. He's a viral phenomenon. Every day is amazing. Until everything is in danger of unraveling and he comes face to face with his greatest obstacle: himself. A simple lie leads to complicated truths in this big-hearted coming-of-age story of grief, authenticity and the struggle to belong in an age of instant connectivity and profound isolation.