Download or read book The Big Ass Book of Jokes written by and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2009-02-10 with total page 414 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Simon & Schuster eBook. Simon & Schuster has a great book for every reader.
Download or read book Big Bad Ass Book of Dreams written by Klausbernd Vollmar and published by Sterling Innovation. This book was released on 2010 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A lighthearted look at dream interpretation.
Download or read book 110 Absurd Butt Jokes written by Julian Henson and published by . This book was released on 2021-07-04 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cheers for the rears, dears! Here is the first book of our all-new series, THE BIG BUTT JOKE SERIES! Featuring 110 jokes that will make you laugh your butt off, this book is absolutely perfect for people who love jokes... and people who love butts! Let's face it: this book is about everyone's favorite part of the body! It's only fair to warn you that this book is intended for adult readers, as it contains mature language. That said, assuming you are an adult, feel more than free to dive right in! You'll discover the answers to jokes such as: What does a butt say about a mildly annoying situation? What does a butt send to another butt in order to communicate something? What is a butt's favorite kind of soup? What did Genius Butt say to Dumb Butt? Plus many, many more! These jokes will surely surprise you!
Download or read book The Ultimate Book of Blonde Brunette and Redhead Jokes written by and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2010-04-01 with total page 377 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Simon & Schuster eBook. Simon & Schuster has a great book for every reader.
Download or read book 110 Outrageous Butt Jokes written by Julian Henson and published by . This book was released on 2021-07-04 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cheers for the rears, dears! Here is the second book of our all-new series, THE BIG BUTT JOKE SERIES! Featuring 110 jokes that will make you laugh your butt off, this book is absolutely perfect for people who love jokes... and people who love butts! Let's face it: this book is about everyone's favorite part of the body! It's only fair to warn you that this book is intended for adult readers, as it contains mature language. That said, assuming you are an adult, feel more than free to dive right in! You'll discover the answers to jokes such as: What did Cautious Butt say to Reckless Butt? What does a butt do when it finally achieves its crappy dream? What kind of dinner do butts eat on Thanksgiving? What day do butts find a bit embarrassing? Plus many, many more! These jokes will surely surprise you!
Download or read book Big Bad Ass Book of the Zodiac written by James Napoli and published by . This book was released on 2010 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Oozing with sarcasm and bursting with real-world advice, Big Bad Ass Book of the Zodiac provides the lowdown on your personality, career, friendships, and love life. Separate chapters for each astrological symbol (including those of the Chinese zodiac) make it easy to find the facts...even if you can't handle the truth! From why Aries often "fake it" to what leisure activities a Taurus enjoys (spoiler: saving money), this guide is a slap in the face that's good for you.
Download or read book How to Lose Your Ass and Regain Your Life written by Kirstie Alley and published by Rodale. This book was released on 2005 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In a humorous memoir, the actress explores the American obsession with food, fat, sex, love, beauty, and weight as she recounts her own battle with the bulge and reflects on what it means to be overweight in a skinny-obsessed world.
Download or read book 110 Unbelievable Butt Jokes written by Julian Henson and published by . This book was released on 2021-07-04 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cheers for the rears, dears! Here is the third book of our all-new series, THE BIG BUTT JOKE SERIES! Featuring 110 jokes that will make you laugh your butt off, this book is absolutely perfect for people who love jokes... and people who love butts! Let's face it: this book is about everyone's favorite part of the body! It's only fair to warn you that this book is intended for adult readers, as it contains mature language. That said, assuming you are an adult, feel more than free to dive right in! You'll discover the answers to jokes such as: What is a butt's favorite way to swim? How do butts know when someone is in danger? What do you call an aggressive butt? What do butts say when they're asked if they like to fart? Plus many, many more! These jokes will surely surprise you!
Download or read book Word Search Book For Adults ASSHOLE Large Print And Other Funny Offensive Bad Words Puzzle Book written by Salty Sarcasm Journals and published by . This book was released on 2019-08-28 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny Adult Word Search Puzzle book - ASSHOLE with 20 puzzles and solutions. Get ready to laugh your ass off when trying to find ASSHOLE and the other funny offensive bad words. This adult themed word search puzzle book makes a hilarious gift for a friend or colleague who has a strong sense of humor. Surprise and shock them in a humoristic offending way and put smiles on their faces. Grab one now, it's better than sending a card! Features Unique design 20 Word Search Puzzles High-quality paper Professionally designed thick cover Perfect for gel, pen, ink, marker or pencils 8.5" x 11" dimensions This Prick Word Search puzzle book is the gift idea for birthdays, anniversaries, graduation, Labor Day, Valentine's Day, Mother's Day, Father's Day, Secret Santa or any special occasion. This adult word search book makes an hilarious gag gift for yourself or anyone special with a great sense of humor. Grab one now!
Download or read book Does This Collar Make My Butt Look Big written by Dena Harris and published by . This book was released on 2013 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This diet-guide parody shows "extra furry" cats how to get svelte with kitty-specific versions of popular weight-loss and fitness regimes like the Zone, South Beach, Mayo Clinic, and French Women Don't Get Fat (But Their Cats Do). Americans own more than 86 million cats, and the wild popularity of cat videos--from YouTube to the Internet Cat Video Film Festival--proves that cat-lovers can't get enough kitty humor. This book pokes fun at tubby tabbies--the world's cutest (and surliest) fat creatures--with laugh-out-loud details that will tickle the funnybone of anyone "owned" by a cat. Lampooning trendy weight-loss regimes and health gurus, this book will also make people feel better about their own battle of the bulge in comparison to cats' insatiable appetites and lazy lifestyles. By eating right for their blood type, sourcing raw and living foods, joining Weight Stalkers, avoiding toxic treats, and exercising while lying down, felines of every shape (round) and size (round) will soon be motivated to ditch the fifth serving of Beef Morsels in Gravy for fresh, local options like that vole in the backyard.
Download or read book The Big Ass Book of Bling written by Mark Montano and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-11-13 with total page 369 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "A fun, flashy, and sASSy book for beginner and expert crafters alike--with more than 150 new projects that will add pizzazz to everything from jewelry to tote bags! Now more than ever, most of us are scaling back on shopping sprees and holding on to things longer than usual. But we still need ways to liven up last season's dress or add some sparkle to our everyday shoes. But how? No need for fancy tools or expensive supplies--Mark Montano presents this beautifully illustrated book that's jam-packed with more than 150 easy-to-make projects. Featuring simple, step-by-step instructions for each project, The Big-Ass Book of Bling includes everything from ornate shoe clips to rhinestone-studded cuffs to flashy headbands--anything and everything that needs a little sprucing up. So "bling it on" and see how dazzling you can be!"--
Download or read book The Smart Ass Book of Puns written by Lefd Designs and published by . This book was released on 2020-08 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Chicken Butt s Back written by Erica S. Perl and published by Abrams. This book was released on 2015-11-17 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Erica S. Perl and Henry Cole team up once again to deliver spot-on humor with their unforgettable chicken character. In this cheeky (sorry!) sequel to the wildly fun Chicken Butt!, the young jokester and his chicken muse are back, but this time they're trying to trick Mom. She thinks she has caught on to the gag, but as she distractedly does the grocery shopping, she falls victim to a flurry of jokes using homonyms and homophones—words such as "dear" and "deer," and "which" and "witch." Wordplay has never been so much fun. Like Chicken Butt!, this story encourages children to participate in a call-and-response reading format that reinforces their reading skills. Praise for Chicken Butt's Back! "Coles’ tickled-pink cartoonish artwork gets right into the mix, the chocolate chip to the cookie dough. The denouement is so merrily explosive that just to imagine the shrieking voices of a read-aloud is mightily cheering.” –Kirkus Reviews “Cole's kinetic, acrylic and colored pencil cartoons strike the right tone of mild disobedience.” –Publishers Weekly “Fans of Chicken Butt! are going to love this sequel. This is the kind of book that siblings will beg to read to each other, especially since it’s set up for two voices.” –School Library Journal
Download or read book 50 Ways to Wipe Your Butt written by Jorge Perez and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-03 with total page 53 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fun book with illustrations of the many ways to wipe your butt. Makes a great gift, will have you laughing for days. Have you ever wondered how many methods there are to wiping your butt, well here's 50 methods your sure to enjoy.
Download or read book The Book of Basketball written by Bill Simmons and published by ESPN. This book was released on 2010-12-07 with total page 754 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • The NBA according to The Sports Guy—now updated with fresh takes on LeBron, the Celtics, and more! Foreword by Malcom Gladwell • “The work of a true fan . . . it might just represent the next phase of sports commentary.”—The Atlantic Bill Simmons, the wildly opinionated and thoroughly entertaining basketball addict known to millions as ESPN’s The Sports Guy, has written the definitive book on the past, present, and future of the NBA. From the age-old question of who actually won the rivalry between Bill Russell and Wilt Chamberlain to the one about which team was truly the best of all time, Simmons opens—and then closes, once and for all—every major pro basketball debate. Then he takes it further by completely reevaluating not only how NBA Hall of Fame inductees should be chosen but how the institution must be reshaped from the ground up, the result being the Pyramid: Simmons’s one-of-a-kind five-level shrine to the ninety-six greatest players in the history of pro basketball. And ultimately he takes fans to the heart of it all, as he uses a conversation with one NBA great to uncover that coveted thing: The Secret of Basketball. Comprehensive, authoritative, controversial, hilarious, and impossible to put down (even for Celtic-haters), The Book of Basketball offers every hardwood fan a courtside seat beside the game’s finest, funniest, and fiercest chronicler.
Download or read book Greatest Jokes of the Century Book 2 written by Thomas F. Shubnell and published by Thomas F. Shubnell. This book was released on 2008-09-12 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is the second in a collection of the most outrageously funny tidbits and stories. Guaranteed to make you double over in delight. Laughter is the best medicine. It makes you feel young again. Hilarious jokes to ease your burdens.
Download or read book Humor is Tremendous written by Charlie E. Jones and published by . This book was released on 1988 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a fun-filled collection of clean jokes, anecdotes, puns, wisecracks, quotations, and tall stories designed for speakers, teachers, pastors, businessmen, masters of ceremonies and everyone who likes to laugh. Arranged alphabetically.
