Download or read book The Joke Book for People Who Think Donald Trump Is a Joke written by and published by . This book was released on 2012-10 with total page 166 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Joke Book for people who think Donald Trump and the Kardashians are a JOKE. (2 joke books in 1 ) Think about Number One and Number Two and what do you get? Two Joke Books in ONE solely dedicated to TWO self appointed icons, DONALD TRUMP and The KARDASHIANS. Get ready to laugh at Hundreds of Jokes aimed at this overly hyped duo, DONALD TRUMP and The KARDASHIANS in The Joke Book for people who think DONALD TRUMP is a JOKE and The Joke Book for people who think The KARDASHIANS are a JOKE. Two Joke Books in One. "What a Deal?" as DONALD TRUMP would say. Don't Laugh Now. But get ready to Laugh out Loud and Often at DONALD TRUMP and The KARDASHIANS in the NEW JOKE BOOK which combines both of these hysterically funny icons. The Joke Book for people who think DONALD TRUMP is a JOKE and The Joke Book for people who think The KARDASHIANS are a JOKE is Now Available to anyone who wants to enjoy a good laugh at DONALD TRUMP and The KARDASHIANS expense.

Download or read book Trump is F cking Crazy written by Keith Olbermann and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2017-10-17 with total page 449 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Witty, acerbic, hard-hitting, and timely, Keith Olbermann's Donald Trump commentaries come adapted from his hit GQ series The Resistance. Since Donald Trump's presidential nomination, Keith Olbermann has emerged as one of the web's most popular anti-Trump screedists—each installment of his GQ web series The Resistance receives nearly four million views, and his fiercely progressive monologues have garnered a new generation of fans and followers. In TRUMP IS F*CKING CRAZY, Olbermann takes our Commander in Chief and his politics apart with journalistic acuity and his classic in-your-face humor. With more than 50 individual essays adapted from his GQ commentaries, including new up-to-the-minute material, TRUMP IS F*CKING CRAZY is essential reading for concerned citizens who—like Olbermann—refuse to normalize or accept our new political reality.

Download or read book The Joke Book for People Who Think Donald Trump is a Joke written by The Unknown Comic and published by . This book was released on 2016 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: On September 10, 1945, witnesses claim a Spaceship with Five Aliens aboard crashedon a Mule and Donkey ranch 50 miles outside New York City -- an incident they sayhas been covered up by the military. On June 14, 1946 -- almost exactly Nine Monthsafter that day -- Donald Trump was born. That clears up a lot of things.Whenever I go swimming in the Ocean, I always wear a T-Shirt that reads..."DonaldTrump would make a Great President"...because I figure Even a Shark wouldn'tSwallow that.In the U.S.A. all Men are born Free and Equal...except for Donald Trump, who wasborn a little more free and equal...The saddest moment for a child is not when HE learns that Santa Claus isn't real. It'swhen HE learns that Donald Trump is.Blue-collar workers like Basketball. White-collar workers like Tennis. Heads ofcompanies such as Donald Trump like Golf. Which means, the more successful youbecome...The smaller your balls get.

Download or read book All the Reasons Trump Is the Very Best President written by Activist Squad and published by . This book was released on 2019-10-18 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ALL THE REASONS TRUMP IS THE VERY BEST PRESIDENT Listing all the (very bigly!) reasons that Trump is a great leaderbwould fill a book... a blank book! After an extensive and exhausting search, our team of experts has concluded that there is absolutely no evidence to suggest that Donald Trump is the very best president. In fact, there is nothing to suggest he is even in the top 44. This 6" x 9" blank book makes a great political gag gift! It also serves as a journal and has 100 pages. DETAILS: Dimensions: 6" x 9" 100 white pages Lined journal paper Makes a hilarious Christmas gift for a white elephant party. Click brand name to find more joke books for anyone is ready for Trump to finally be impeached.

Download or read book Donald Trump the Ultimate Gag Book for Adults written by Juan Lopez and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-08-17 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Donald Trump: The Ultimate Gag Book for Adults" is full of hilarious, racist, outrageous (and completely true) quotes, memes and adult coloring pages inspired from the one and only, Donald Trump.

Download or read book The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump written by Rob Sears and published by Canongate Books. This book was released on 2024-09-26 with total page 124 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For the last decade, Rob Sears has been painstakingly combing the words of Donald J. Trump for signs of poetry. To the surprise of many, he has found riches. By simply cutting up and reordering lines from Trump’s tweets, Truths and transcripts, Sears has unearthed a trove of exquisite verse that was just waiting to be found. In this expanded edition of a poetry classic, fans can rediscover a writer of rare conviction (thirty-four felony charges and counting), and for the first time ponder the full span of Trump's artistic flowering and the paradoxes it poses. Like: How can one and the same person unite critics with beautiful poems, yet prove so divisive in his 'other life' as a political leader? And how can a man many consider desperately flawed produce works of such grace as 'All I ask is fairness', 'My hands are normal hands' and 'Shithole countries'? The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump is a carefully curated collection for our times that will make a thought-provoking addition to any poetry-lover’s library.

Download or read book Why Trump Is a Great Leader written by Henry Washington and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-10-17 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: We tried to find some evidence - honestly we did. But in the end we had to publish a blank book! So feel free to use it for your own notes and journaling. Makes a wonderful, unique gift.

Download or read book Processed Cheese written by Stephen Wright and published by Little, Brown. This book was released on 2020-01-21 with total page 361 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From an "astonishing" writer (Toni Morrison), the savagely funny story of a couple who unexpectedly come into some money in a wealth-obsessed America deranged by Mammon. A bag of money drops out of the sky, literally, into the path of a cash-starved citizen named Graveyard. He carries it home to his wife, Ambience, and they embark on the adventure of their lives, finally able to have everything they've always thought they deserved: cars, guns, games, jewels, clothes—and of course sex, travel, and time with friends and family. There is no limit except their imagination and the hours in the day, and even those seem to be subject to their control. Of course, the owner of the bag is searching for it, and will do whatever is necessary to get it back. And, of course, these new riches change everything—and nothing at all. Darkly hilarious, Processed Cheese is both satire and serious as death. It's a road novel, a family story, and a last-girl-standing thriller of once-in-a-generation vitality and inventiveness. With the clarity of a Swift or a Melville, Wright has created a funhouse-mirror drama that puts all the chips on the table and every bullet in the clip, down to the last breathtaking moment.

Download or read book You Can t Spell America Without Me written by Alec Baldwin and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2017-11-07 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Political satire as deeper truth: Donald Trump’s presidential memoir, as recorded by two world-renowned Trump scholars, and experts on greatness generally "I have the best words, beautiful words, as everybody has been talking and talking about for a long time. Also? The best sentences and, what do you call them, paragraphs. My previous books were great and sold extremely, unbelievably well--even the ones by dishonest, disgusting so-called journalists. But those writers didn't understand Trump, because quite frankly they were major losers. People say if you want it done right you have to do it yourself, even when 'it' is a 'memoir.' So every word of this book was written by me, using a special advanced word processing system during the many, many nights I've been forced to stay alone in the White House--only me, just me, trust me, nobody helped. And it's all 100% true, so true--people are already saying it may be the truest book ever published. Enjoy." Until Donald Trump publishes the ultimate account of his entire four or eight or one-and-a-half years in the White House, the definitive chronicle will be You Can’t Spell America Without Me: The Really Tremendous Inside Story of My Fantastic First Year As President. Trump was elected because he was the most frank presidential candidate in history, a man eager to tell the unvarnished truth about others’ flaws and tout his own amazing excellence. Now he levels his refreshingly compulsive, un-PC candor at his landslide election victory as well as his role as commander-in-chief and leader of the free world. There are intimate, powerful, mind-boggling revelations on every page. You are there with him during his private encounters with world leaders, a few of whom he does not insult. You are there at the genius Oval Office strategy sessions with his advisers. You are there in his White House bedroom as he crafts the pre-dawn Twitter pronouncements that rock the world. And, of course, you are there on the golf course as Trump attempts to manage the burdens of his office. President Trump explains each of the historic decisions that have already made America great again, and how he always triumphs over the fake news media. You'll learn what he really thinks of his cabinet members and top aides not related to him, of the First Lady and the First Daughter and the additional three or four Trump children. Included at no extra charge is a lavish and exclusive portfolio of spectacular, historic and intimate color photographs of President Trump in private – inside the White House, inside Mar-a-Lago, at Trump Tower, and more. You Can’t Spell America Without Me is presented by America’s foremost Trump scholar Kurt Andersen as well as America's foremost mediocre Trump impersonator, Alec Baldwin. You Can't Spell America Without Me is the perfect holiday gift!

Download or read book Trump Jokes written by Gifts of Humor and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-12-08 with total page 33 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Admit it, you hate Donald Trump. You have anxiety because of him. You don't even call him president. Let this book of Trump jokes lighten things up. Give this book of Trump jokes as a gift to friend too.

Download or read book The Best Trump Is a Joke Book written by Kevin Griffin and published by . This book was released on 2019-10-26 with total page 133 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 300 of the best unpublished as well as samples from the best of my previous two Trump joke books; "When Obama Left, So Did the Lights," and "The Russian's Ukrainian Master Plan." TP so Tuff You Can Use It TwiceTrump/PenceTrump said he would make America great again. He didn't say he would leave it that way.How many Trump loyalists does it take to change a light bulb?None, they'll just declare darkness the new standard. Enjoy these and others. A great gift for those who love laughter, or just need an outlet from the "crap" from the 45th Prez.Remember, Trump is the 45th Best President Ever, and with your help, we can make him 46. Vote 2020.

Download or read book Donald Trump Jokes written by Emma Kidder and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2017-12-06 with total page 41 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a hilarious book of Donald Trump jokes that will make you laugh but also may concern you as this man is a world leader. This book is great for a gift or for a good laugh in your downtime or fun to read aloud with your friends! Check out our other books at www.amazon.com/author/2mmpublishing

Download or read book A Child s First Book of Trump written by Michael Ian Black and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-07-05 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "A humorous satirical field guide for identifying and defeating a Trump when discovered in the wilds of a presidential election"--

Download or read book Inside the Mind of Donald Trump written by Gag Trump and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2018-12-10 with total page 202 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Inside the Mind of Donald Trump (A BLANK BOOK/EMPTY JOURNAL FOR WRITING)***THERE ARE NO WORDS IN THIS JOKE BOOK! IT'S AN EMPTY BOOK SHOWING AN EMPTY MIND (SATIRE HUMOR). IT'S A GREAT GIFT FOR PEOPLE WHO LOVE OR HATE TRUMP!*** Book Description on the Back Cover: This book is an in-depth analysis of the inner workings of a unique human mind, including this person's thoughts, opinions, ideas, understanding, foresight, logic, musings, ruminations, reflections, introspection, deliberation, pondering, consciousness, abstract reasoning, judgment, memory, imagination, processing, and perception. Thousands of hours were put into studying this person, and this is the result. Anyone who reads this book will clearly understand the genius of this individual. You will not be disappointed by this fascinating study of a mind unlike any other!

Download or read book Late Night with Trump written by Stephen J. Farnsworth and published by Routledge. This book was released on 2019-11-15 with total page 158 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Political humor has been a staple of late-night television for decades. The Trump White House, however, has received significantly greater attention than that of past presidents, such as Barack Obama, George W. Bush, and even Bill Clinton. In response to Trump’s strident politics, late-night comics, including Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Kimmel, Trevor Noah and Jimmy Fallon, have sounded key policy notes, further blurring the boundary between news and satire. Weekly humorists, including John Oliver and Samantha Bee, extend the critique with in-depth probing of key issues, while Saturday Night Live continues to tap the progression from outrage to outrageousness. Using unique content analysis techniques and qualitative discussions of political humor, Farnsworth and Lichter show how late-night political humor, and these seven programs in particular, have responded to the Trump presidency. Employing a dataset of more than 100,000 late night jokes going back decades, these noted media scholars discuss how the treatment of Trump differs from previous presidents, and how the Trump era is likely to shape the future of political humor. The authors also employ public opinion survey data to consider the growing role these late-night programs play in framing public opinion and priorities. This book will interest scholars, the curious public, and students of politics, communications and the media, and contemporary American culture.

Download or read book Donald Trump Jokes for Laughs written by Joe Ruben and published by . This book was released on 2020-09-03 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Get this book now and laugh whenever you need to relax your brain and feel good. This is the funniest book ever anyone can read about D. TrumpThis is the hilarious book of Donald Trump that you can always read over and over again for laughs. Note that the book's theme is centered at putting a smile on your face, and you will achieve that if you should read it (With an open mind). Are you feeling bored or stressed out after the day's work or you need a comic book to relax with? Then, this is the perfect book for you.With this book, you will be able to release endorphins, which is the hormone for laughter, happiness, and feeling good, and your stress hormone known as cortisol will be reduced. You can get the book as a gift for your loved ones.It is important to note that this book was written with no political motivation, and you can read it as long as you need something to make you feel good and relaxed.So, scroll up now, click on the "Buy with 1-click" button, and get started with laughing your ass out!

Download or read book The Trump Joke Book written by b. b. wilkerson and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-11-29 with total page 115 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Donald Trump has energized comedy as perhaps no previous president in American history. Many written jokes that appeared in the past without an identifiable person have been rewritten herein to fit the public perception of his amusing characteristics. The aim is not partisan bickering, since neither the author nor many of the jokes have that objective. Instead, the book allows readers to relieve some tension regarding the 45th president of the United States. Some are indeed bipartisan, as they can be interpreted either as anti- or pro-Trump depending on one's perspective. In that sense, the joke may be on the one who lack the intelligence to see through the wording. The author both agrees and disagrees with some of Trump's policies and finds him both a likable and dis-likable person, just as everyone has good and bad traits. Life is often too complicated to take things too seriously, so this joke book should serve to lighten one's views of Donald J. Trump, to whom the comedy industry definitely owes a debt of gratitude. Those who are offended that he appears to be the butt of ridicule are urged to whiteout his name and insert anyone else of their choosing. (Hint: somebody name Clinton?)