Download or read book The Best Jokes 500 Funniest Jokes 2016 Collection written by Harris Billigon and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-11-24 with total page 186 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 500 Best Jokes For Kids and Adult 2016 Collection Don't know how to pass the time and get a lot of positive emotions to recharge your good mood? Our book is all that you need. You will find there a variety of jokes, anecdotes, gags, etc. It will bust your mood in a flash!The funniest jokes, anecdotes and stories are collected in this book. It will certainly help you to spend a great time and get a lot of positive emotions both with the friends and alone. We collected a variety of jokes, funny stories and exiting stories special for you. So, enjoy reading and spend the time with advantage. Travel Jokes. Here picked a lot of jokes and funny stories that we all faced while traveling. Make your journey unforgettable! Sport jokes. Sportsmen a very fond to have a good joke. If you are an athlete, a fan or just interested in sports, then this chapter is collected specifically for you. Read funny jokes about athletes and have a good time laughing! School jokes. Enjoy jokes about school and charge yourself and everyone around with a positive mood.The book is very funny�I purchased this wonderful book and I have no regret. I bring it with me almost everywhere. I like to take a break and laugh for a minute while I'm on work, while I'm travelling or while I just want to pass the time. There are a lot of cool jokes on different topics and for different ages. Totally recommend! �- Helen Martyn A lot of funny jokes�The book is simply marvelous. In my family, it is read by the children and adults, because there are jokes for different age groups and interests. Now we could spend our leisure time with more fun than usual.�- Nataly KennedyReally enjoyed this book �As a traveler I spend a lot of time on the road and always need something to pass the time. This book is really exiting. It helps me to relax and have a good time, no matter where I am.� - July Portman
Download or read book 300 Best Jokes 2016 written by Donald Shaw and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-08-23 with total page 62 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You Will Find 300 Funny and Hilarious Jokes Inside This Book! This book has no bad words, but it is not for kids. Some jokes are about relationship between men and women, and it may not be appropriate for children.Joking is always fun! Jokes bring smiles to people's faces. Jokes make us laugh. People fall in love when they smile at each other. Many people enjoy joking with their closest friends and families. Jokes help to overcome the difficulties and relax us. Joking is an awesome social skill and a great way to make new friends and to communicate nearly in any surrounding. Many people also love just to read some good jokes for amusement.However, it is not that easy to find real good jokes today. Some of them are out-of-date. Some of them are not clean enough. You may also find many joke books that are just not really funny and contain too much fluff like advertising and the author's bio. This jokes book is different! Buying this book you will get: A great collection of FUNNY jokes approved by hundreds of people, including my family and friends One-liners, real-life awkward situations, riddles and short stories Hours of entertainment and fun reading Great book to read on a long trip Clean jokes without bad words Jokes for adults and teenagers. In fact, there are some jokes for kids too, but do not give this book to your kids Jokes about relationship, marriage, professions, hobbies, animals, school, etc. Free bonus book with the popular Pokémon Go Memes (see the last page) Due to that people have different tastes, some of them like certain jokes and the others not. This especially applies to the jokes of certain genres like Yo Mamma jokes, blonde jokes, etc. Therefore I have included only a few jokes of these types that may be offensive to some groups of people. And in any case, this book is free of racism. I also did not mean to insult blonde women, overweight people or any other categories of people. So relax, take it easy and enjoy the humor!If you are ready for a good laugh, pranks, and riddles, it's time to get the best jokes book of the year! Do Not Wait Another Minute - Download Your Copy Right Away! Simply scroll up the page and hit the "Add to Cart" button!I bet you will be very HAPPY to read these jokes, otherwise, you can get 100% money back!
Download or read book 150 Best Jokes 2016 written by Matthew Martin and published by . This book was released on 2016-12-17 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You will find more than 150 hilarious jokes for laugh out loud in this bookThis book has no bad words and dirty jokes, but it is not for kids as some of jokes and memes may not be appropriate for children. Jokes is always fun! They bring smiles to our faces and make us laugh. Read our collection of jokes and funny short stories, we collected them from different sources compiled all together and brought the best 2016 jokes to you to make you laugh hysterically.This joke book is different! Buying this book you will get:- A great collection of 150+ funny jokes approved by hundreds of people- Hours of fun and entertainment- Great book for reading on trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud- Clean jokes without bad words and dirty jokesDon't wait - Download your copy right now and you will not regret it! Thank you!
Download or read book Best Jokes 2016 written by Adam Smith and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-09-26 with total page 60 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A lot of hilarious and funny jokes ! Have fun and laugh Just make sure that you laugh with your friends or someone might think you are getting crazy.
Download or read book The Funniest Joke Book Ever written by Editors of Portable Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-05-01 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!
Download or read book 500 Hilarious Jokes for Kids written by Jeff Rovin and published by Turtleback Books. This book was released on 1990-05 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Especially for young funny-bones, here is a brand-new collection from the master of the hilarious joke himself, Jeff Rovin. Children of all ages will appreciate this incredible assemblage of the most hysterical jokes on all kinds of subjects.
Download or read book Funny Jokes for Adults This Is Funny Best Jokes of 2016 written by Adam Smith and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-11-19 with total page 66 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fun time!Looking for funny jokes that will make you laugh every time? Here is the newest book for you! Grab it today!You've come to the right place. � Funny Jokes for Adults � is one of the best compilations of jokes in English that will surely hold your attention. In this book you can find all sorts of jokes that will amuse you and will create a good mood for you. Have fun reading these great and amazing jokes!
Download or read book Funny Jokes for Friends and Family 1 written by Alan To and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-04-04 with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: HAPPY! HAPPY! HAPPY! As they say, 'Happy is the best medicine to your body and mind'. And what better way to be happy than by reading funny jokes! Get this book NOW and read 100+ pages of Funny Short Stories and Funny Jokes. Do you want to: - Eliminate stress - Burn calories - Heal yourself - Bring joy to people around and - Most importantly, laugh your heart out! If yes, then this is the book for you. So make yourself at home or at school, relax, and get ready to be happy at our funny jokes collection Jokes for everyone - high quality and hilarious - this book is a must read! So what are you waiting for? Scroll up NOW and click the BUY Button to get your own copy! Young readers will have a fun time sharing this funny collection of hilarious jokes with their friends and family! A great gift for everyone! Sample Jokes in the Book 1.$5,000,000 or 5 Daughters? The Wiseman asks: "What would you choose, five millions dollars or five daughters?" The Fool replies: "Silly! Of course, I would choose five millions dollars!" The Wiseman said: "If you have five millions dollars, you will not be satisfied and always want more money, but if you have five daughters, you will surely say, 'I have enough.'" 2.A Tricky Letter from The Prisoner A prisoner knows that the letters he sent to his wife from the prison were screened first. When he received his wife's letter about her home garden, the letter is written: "Honey, when should we plant our potatoes?" He wrote a replied letter: "No matter what, DO NOT dig any soil in the garden. I buried all my guns and weapons in there. " A few days later his wife replied, "Seven investigators came to my home, they dig every inch of soil in the garden." Then she received her husband's letter, "Now is the time to plant some potatoes." 3.Typing Skill CEO: "Wow! You typing skill is greatly improved! There are only six typos! Keep up the good work!" Secretary: "Thank you!" CEO: "Now, let's take a look at the second line..."
Download or read book The Punniest Joke Book Ever written by Chester Croker and published by . This book was released on 2020-09-08 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The irrepressible, hysterical, puntastical Chester Croker treats us to a massive book of punny one-liners, wonderful word play, razor sharp gags and dad jokes you will laugh at. Here is a sample of the 500 funny puntastic gags within the book: - I used to be addicted to the Hokey Cokey, but I turned myself around. The annual shoemakers convention was a load of old cobblers. I'm mourning the loss of my pet hamster. Tragically he died at the wheel. I wonder if midgets start a story with, "When I was little." My friend with a lisp has passed away. He'll be miffed. I was once in a band called 'The Radiators'; we were a warm up act. My satnav told me to turn around. Now I can't see where I'm going. Someone has stolen my dictionary. I'm lost for words.These are just some of the punniest jokes ever and with over 100 pages and 500 jokes, you'll be chuckling for weeks.This is a huge collection of original one-liners, puns and dad jokes engineered to make you chuckle. It is packed with razor-sharp wordplay with many puntastic funny gags to keep you amused. Jokes and riddles, puns and wordplay and stunning one-liners that make for humour for children and humour for adults alike. This hilarious joke book makes an ideal gift for someone you know who has a good sense of humour. Alternatively, treat yourself -either way - buy this book now.
Download or read book The Everything Big Book of Jokes written by Evan C Thomas and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-07-11 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Inside this sidesplitting collection, you'll find only the most popular kinds of jokes, riddles, and funnies from a dynamic professional comedian. This book is sure to tickle your funny bone-- and make you the life of the party!
Download or read book The Old Ones are the Best written by and published by . This book was released on 2017 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "This superb collection of 500 of the best jokes, one-liners, and puns is filled with nothing but classic rib-ticklers and great gags, all of which have stood the test of time. There are puns, jokes, top tens, and all kinds of jokes on all sorts of subjects."--ONIX annotation.
Download or read book Best Yo Mama Jokes Ultimate Collection written by Hudson Moore and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-03-28 with total page 54 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: WARNING! Yo Mama won't like this! FREE on Kindle Unlimited - Only $0.99 for a limited time! Statistically speaking, every "Yo Mama joke" has been done thousands of different times by thousands of different people... Just like Yo Mama! Yo Mama battles have been going strong for almost 100 hundred years. Originally known as The Dozens or The Dirty Dozens, contestants would verbally battle it out until a winner was announced. Today, they are more popular than ever! If you want to own the next Yo Mama battle with your mates, then you need this book. With over 230 jokes ranging from hilarious to outrageously hardcore, these jokes are sure to leave your friends gob-smacked and gasping for air! Warning! SOME JOKES ARE NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN! While this book contains many inappropriate jokes, rest assured that we have avoided any tasteless racist jokes. ” DOWNLOAD NOW “ for a discounted price of $0.99. Checkout a few of my favourites: Yo mama's so stupid... She put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind. Yo mama's so old... Her breast milk is actually powder. Yo mama's so hairy... When you were born you got carpet burn. Yo mama's so fat... She got hit by a car and said, 'Who threw that rock?' Yo mama's so skinny... She swallowed a meatball and thought she was pregnant. Who is Hudson Moore?Hudson is an Aussie Actor who loves positive vibes. He believes Life is about enjoying the little things, like sharing a story or listening to a joke or two. So many people are not making connections with other people as we become a society that is smart app drive. Hudson is all about going back to basics, spending time with real friends and laughing until the cats come home. Because at the end of the day, laughing is free and it makes us feel so good.. Don't forget to chckout my entire collection. :)Tags: Jokes, Joke Books, Best Yo Mama Jokes, Yo Momma Jokes, Yo Mama jokes, Funny Books, Best jokes 2016 yo momma jokes yo mamma jokes Joke Books Funny Books Best Jokes jokes funny books Joke Books funny jokes Best Jokes Jokes & Riddles Jokes and Riddles, Funny books, Joke books, Funny jokes, Best jokes 2015, Best Jokes 2016, Best Yo Mama Jokes, Yo momma Jokes, Jokes, Best Jokes 2016, Funny Books, Joke Books, tongue twisters, knock knock jokes ,Jokes, Jokes for kids, Joke books, funny books, funny jokes, jokes free
Download or read book The Best Joke Book Period written by William Donohue and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-11 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Discover hundreds of jokes for every occasion! Why was the limbo dancer shocked when his wallet was stolen right out of his back pocket? Because he didn't think anyone could stoop so low. The ultimate collection of the world’s greatest funnies, The Best Joke Book (Period) keeps you laughing for hours on end. Inside, you'll find hundreds of jokes that are guaranteed to stir up a room full of smiles, including knock-knocks, witty puns, and one-liners. Complete with hilarious quotes from celebrities like Jon Stewart, Lewis Black, and Jerry Seinfeld, everyone will revel in each gut-busting moment. So whether you’re looking to add a few jokes to your repertoire, impress your buds, or improve your banter, this sidesplitting book arms you with the perfect joke for any occasion!
Download or read book The Best Jokes 500 Funniest Dirty Jokes for Adults 2017 written by Harris Billigon and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-01-31 with total page 116 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The dirtiest 500 funny jokes for adults Do you want to have fun and charge with the flow of positive? A joke in the company and be the center of attention? Then this book is for you! Here you will find a huge number of jokes for various life situations. In this book, we've collected a variety of jokes for adults. Reading this book you'll charge with positive for a long time and while telling these jokes to your friends, you'll be the hero of the evening and will find yourself in the center of attention! The book includes 500 jokes on various life topics for adults. Reading this book you'll charge with unbelievable positive and while telling those jokes that are listed here to friends and acquaintances you will not notice as you will find yourself in the spotlight and will cheer the whole company! For this, we well-tried collecting the ridiculous situations and jokes about people in one issue. So read and charge with positive! In the book you will find the following sections: Yo Mama! How can it be without jokes about mom? Using these, maybe, little harsh jokes, you can make a humorous response to your abuser, or just not good man! Women jokes! Jokes about women at all times were, are and will be the most popular and topical! Enjoy watching these jokes and have fun! Men Jokes! Similar to jokes about women- jokes about men are not less popular! Enjoy jokes and charge with good mood! Funny Blonde Jokes! In this section, you certainly will have fun with jokes about special people who are different from the rest! Read and spend time having fun! A very positive book Recently stumbled upon this book and after reading a couple of pages I could not tear myself away from it! Bought and never felt sorry about that! Everyone in my family already read this book! Now, at home, we even communicate using some jokes from this edition! So I recommend this book everyone who likes jokes, anecdotes and simply good mood "- Brian Hall Super book "Bought this book and just can't tear myself away from it, everywhere I go I take it with me! Joke with friends, tell jokes from this book and raise them mood! The book is super! " - Antonio Turner An excellent book, all family members enjoyed it "I collect similar books! And all books have its own peculiarities and zest, but this book is perhaps the best of the best in terms of the composition of jokes and funny situations! In my family, I gave it to everyone to read it! All are mesmerized! - Dylan Jenkins
Download or read book The World s Greatest Collection of Clean Jokes written by Bob Phillips and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2013-03-01 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This top-selling collection of pure fun (more than 295,000 copies sold) is back with a fresh and lively new cover to reach more readers eager to laugh. Puns, one-liners, jester-worthy jokes, and quirky quips will amaze and astound friends and family. Giggles are guaranteed as readers enjoy the crazy conversations and hilarious observations— “Daddy, the teacher was reading the Bible to us—all about the children of Israel building the temple, the children of Israel crossing the Red Sea, the children of Israel making sacrifices. Didn’t the grownups do anything?” “You’re the laziest fellow I have seen. Don’t you do anything quickly?” “Yes, I get tired fast.” “I haven’t slept for days.” “How come?” “I only sleep at night!”
Download or read book ULTIMATE POCKET FUN written by JACK B. QUICK and published by . This book was released on 2020 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Punny Jokes written by Warren Peace and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2021-09-07 with total page 113 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Pun and jokelovers unite!Punny Jokesis packed with hundreds upon hundreds of hilarious, pun-tastic jokes! What's better than a good pun? Five hundred of the puniest jokes in the universe, of course!Punny Jokesis a gift-worthy hardcover that covers everything from classic puns of yore to brand-new jokes, including: What do you call a cow without legs?Ground beef. When does a duck wake up?At the quack of dawn! Why are teddy bears never hungry?They're stuffed! What type of sandals does a frog wear?Open-toad! What's a pirate's favorite letter?RRRRRR. What did the syrup say to the waffle?I love you a waffle lot! What do you call the wife of a hippies?A Mississippi! And many, many more! WithPunny Jokes, you'll be rolling on the floor laughing-for real!