Download or read book The Best F cking Activity Book Ever written by Nicole Narvaez and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2019-06-18 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Give boredom the middle finger with this fun, hilarious and slightly profane activity book. Who gives a sh!t about solving puzzles anymore? Say “eff you” to boring activity books with this irreverently vulgar upgrade. Including everything from crude crosswords and off-color coloring pages to wickedly funny word searches and salacious scrambles, this book is full of over 100 impolite activities guaranteed to make you giggle as you kill time and enjoy the activities on an entirely new level. The perfect gift for someone who enjoys both puzzles and slightly naughty humor, The Best F*cking Activity Book Ever will surprise and amuse those special potty mouths who bring the most creative and colorful language into your life. Cheeky with profanity, this is not your grandparents’ activity book. So strap the f*ck in and tell boredom to eff off!

Download or read book The Best F cking Activity Book Ever written by and published by . This book was released on 2019-05-21 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Give boredom the middle finger with this fun, hilarious and slightly profane activity book. Who gives a sh!t about solving puzzles anymore? Say "eff you" to boring activity books with this irreverently vulgar upgrade. Including everything from crude crosswords and off-color coloring pages to wickedly funny word searches and salacious scrambles, this book is full of over 100 impolite activities guaranteed to make you giggle as you kill time and enjoy the activities on an entirely new level. The perfect gift for someone who enjoys both puzzles and slightly naughty humor, The Best F*cking Activity Book Ever will surprise and amuse those special potty mouths who bring the most creative and colorful language into your life. Cheeky with profanity, this is not your grandparents' activity book. So strap the f*ck in and tell boredom to eff off!

Download or read book F ck I m Bored 2 Activity Book for Adults written by Tamara L Adams and published by . This book was released on 2020-06-07 with total page 116 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Here's another Activity Book for all you Bitches! Buy this shit now so you can stop being bored as hell.Featuring 100 Adult Activities Such As: Word Searches, Dot-to-Dot, Mazes, Fallen Phrases, Math Logic, Spot the Difference, Word Tiles, Word Scramble, Cryptogram, Sudoku, Draw the Squares, Hidden Image and Games to Play with a friend.**Contains Inappropriate Language**

Download or read book F cking History written by The Captain and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2020-08-11 with total page 242 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: History that doesn't suck: Smart, crude, and hilariously relevant to modern life. Those who don't know history are doomed to repeat it. Too bad it's usually boring as sh*t. Enter The Captain, the ultimate storyteller who brings history to life (and to your life) in this hilarious, intelligent, brutally honest, and crude compendium to events that happened before any of us were born. The entries in this compulsively readable book bridge past and present with topics like getting ghosted, handling haters, and why dog owners rule (sorry, cat people). Along the way you'll get a glimpse of Edith Wharton's sex life, dating rituals in Ancient Greece, catfishing in 500 BC, medieval flirting techniques, and squad goals from Catherine the Great. You'll learn why losing yourself in a relationship will make you crazy--like Joanna of Castile, who went from accomplished badass to Joanna the Mad after obsessing over a guy known as Philip the Handsome. You'll discover how Resting Bitch Face has been embraced throughout history (so wear it proudly). And you'll see why it's never a good idea to f*ck with powerful women--from pirate queens to diehard suffragettes to Cleo-f*cking-patra. People in the past were just like us--so learn from life's losers and emulate the badasses. The Captain shows you how.

Download or read book Cheer the F ck Up written by Caitlin Peterson and published by Castle Point Books. This book was released on 2017-02-28 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Color your way to a brighter f*cking day! When life gives you lemons, you can make lemonade (because that sh*t is delicious), or you can color your way through the pages of Cheer the F*ck Up. Whether you need a reminder that you’re the queen of f*cking everything, that your spirit animal is a majestic unicorn, or that you’re a boss-ass betch, you can flip through more than 60 hand-drawn, mouthy illustrations that are as sassy and divine as you are. Thanks to tear-away pages, go ahead and share your colorful works of happiness with friends, family, or unassuming strangers. With Cheer the F*ck Up, you can channel your disillusionment and penchant for profanity into creative works of gleefully sarcastic art. Grab your sparkly gel pens and make each of these hilarious designs glittery as f*ck.

Download or read book F ck Cancer written by Jen Meyers and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-06-20 with total page 78 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is for you. If you are fighting cancer, this is for you. If your brother, sister, mom, dad, son, daughter, relative, or friend is fighting cancer, this is for you. If you've lost someone to cancer like I have, this is for you. If cancer affects your life in any way, this is for you. The stress of cancer can feel crushing. But perhaps this book can help you get away from it all, if only for a little while, coloring your stress away and infusing your mind and body with some much-needed positivity. Every little bit helps. With 35 gorgeous and inspiring, single-sided, frameable designs inside ranging from simple to intricate, most include uplifting messages...from the socially acceptable "You've got the heart of a fighter" to the cheekily profane "You are stronger than this shit." So find a comfortable place to artistically unwind, raise your spirits, and boost your inner resolve to fight harder and keep going. For yourself and for those you love. You can. You've got this. I believe in you. *A portion of the proceeds from this book will be donated to support research dedicated to finding a cure for cancer. Because fuck cancer.

Download or read book Adult Activity Book written by Adult Activity Adult Activity Book and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-01-05 with total page 136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: UPDATED AND REVISED FOR 2018! We read your reviews, listened to your feedback, and made this the best Adult Activity Book on Amazon! Put down your phone and entertain your brain with 136 pages of mazes, quizzes, expert-level dot-to-dot puzzles, and more. There's even a PLAY WITH A FRIEND section! This book is perfect to take on the airplane or camping or to carry in your briefcase or purse for games on-the-go. Includes: Stress-relieving coloring pages Sudoku Dot-to-Dot Word Search Word Scramble USA Map Quiz World Capital Quiz Tic-Tac-Toe Dots & Boxes Hangman Promote relaxation, improve critical thinking, and exercise your mind! Activity level ranges from introductory to expert, making this a perfect all-around adult activity book.

Download or read book 100 Animals That Can F cking End You written by Mamadou Ndiaye and published by Voracious. This book was released on 2022-07-05 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A wittily informative field guide to the deadliest animals on Earth from "AnimalTok" star @mndiaye_97 Ever wonder how to tell if a moose is about to subtract you? Curious why you should be terrified of cassowaries, the “velociraptor that time forgot?” Questioning whether that cute baby hippo is actually a homicidal maniac in the making? Yea, so was Mamadou Ndiaye . . . and now he's got your answers. 100 Animals That Can F*cking End You is the ultimate countdown to merk by animal, featuring everything from tiny bugs that can turn you into a hashtag to animals so massive they can murder you by accident. These include: • The massive Southern elephant seal, which "is built like a truck with the personality of a Spring Break frat boy" • Sperm whales with a call so strong it can vibrate you to death • A golf-ball-sized octopus that can erase twenty-six people with one bite • Hyenas, which have no qualms eating their prey while it is still alive • A snake so quick it can strike you three times before you blink You’ll learn not only which animals to avoid, but which ones can beat you in a footrace, which ones create surprisingly high body counts, and which ones will give you a good reason never to venture into the ocean. Mamadou also offers the occasional survival tip, even if it is just to make peace with your higher power. This dynamic, fact-filled, occasionally disturbing book is perfect for animal lovers and anyone perplexed by the natural world.

Download or read book Cereus Blooms at Night written by Shani Mootoo and published by Grove Press. This book was released on 2009 with total page 268 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "This book is a haunting multi-generational novel about the shifting faces of Mala - adventurer and protector, recluse and madwoman. The plot contains sexual violence and mature themes" -- Prové de l'editor.

Download or read book The Big Activity Book for Teacher People written by Jordan Reid and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2022-04-12 with total page 145 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hilarious, relatable way to honor the everyday heroes we all know and love, with illustrated laugh-out-loud activities and journaling prompts. Teachers: They’re basically superheroes. They’re educators, sure—but they’re also counselors, custodians, referees, detectives, party planners, epidemiologists, and traffic controllers (among the many, many other jobs that they don’t get paid for, but should). Part journal, part coloring book, part therapeutic outlet for those days when they actually cannot confiscate one more fidget spinner without screaming, The Big Activity Book for Teacher People is a hilarious celebration of those resourceful, creative, compassionate, exhausted humans who we entrust with the care and schooling of our children. Activities include: a word scramble of useless stuff you have to teach anyway draw the administrator in their natural habitat color in the break room of horrors things you do not want to receive from a parent, like, ever There is no teacher on the planet who needs another mug (seriously, just no).

Download or read book The Dutch House written by Ann Patchett and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2019-09-24 with total page 292 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Pulitzer Prize Finalist | New York Times Bestseller | A Read with Jenna Today Show Book Club Pick | A New York Times Book Review Notable Book | TIME Magazine's 100 Must-Read Books of the Year Named one of the Best Books of the Year by NPR, The Washington Post; O: The Oprah Magazine, Real Simple, Good Housekeeping, Vogue, Refinery29, and Buzzfeed From Ann Patchett, the #1 New York Times bestselling author of Commonwealth, comes a powerful, richly moving story that explores the indelible bond between two siblings, the house of their childhood, and a past that will not let them go. The Dutch House is the story of a paradise lost, a tour de force that digs deeply into questions of inheritance, love and forgiveness, of how we want to see ourselves and of who we really are. At the end of the Second World War, Cyril Conroy combines luck and a single canny investment to begin an enormous real estate empire, propelling his family from poverty to enormous wealth. His first order of business is to buy the Dutch House, a lavish estate in the suburbs outside of Philadelphia. Meant as a surprise for his wife, the house sets in motion the undoing of everyone he loves. The story is told by Cyril’s son Danny, as he and his older sister, the brilliantly acerbic and self-assured Maeve, are exiled from the house where they grew up by their stepmother. The two wealthy siblings are thrown back into the poverty their parents had escaped from and find that all they have to count on is one another. It is this unshakeable bond between them that both saves their lives and thwarts their futures. Set over the course of five decades, The Dutch House is a dark fairy tale about two smart people who cannot overcome their past. Despite every outward sign of success, Danny and Maeve are only truly comfortable when they’re together. Throughout their lives they return to the well-worn story of what they’ve lost with humor and rage. But when at last they’re forced to confront the people who left them behind, the relationship between an indulged brother and his ever-protective sister is finally tested.

Download or read book The Adult Activity Book That Will Transform Your Life written by Tamara L. Adams and published by Tamara L Adams. This book was released on 2020-08-31 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you need to transform your life with fun? This is the book for you! This is the fourth book in a collection of terrific activity books which contain a wide range of puzzles and fun activities to keep you entertained for hours. Some of the Puzzles and Brain games included in this book: Coloring Sudoku Dot-to-Dot Mazes Word Searches Spot the Difference Math Logic Word Scramble Fallen Phrases Word Tiles Color by Number Draw the Other Half Nanograms Brick by Brick And Much More! This book is full of 55 easy to hard puzzles, brain games, and coloring with simple instructions included. Are you ready to relax and have fun? Then buy this book!

Download or read book The Life Changing Magic of Not Giving a F k written by Sarah Knight and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2015-12-31 with total page 143 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The word-of-mouth bestseller * Published in more than 30 countries * 3 million copies sold worldwide Are you stressed out, overbooked and underwhelmed by life? Fed up with pleasing everyone else before you please yourself? Finding it hard working from home? Then it's time to stop giving a f**k, and care less to get more. This irreverent and practical book explains how to rid yourself of unwanted obligations, shame, and guilt - and give your f**ks instead to people and things that make you happy. From family dramas to having a bikini body, the simple 'NotSorry Method' for mental decluttering will help you unleash the power of not giving a f**k and will free you to spend your time, energy and money on the things that really matter. 'The anti-guru' Observer 'Absolutely blinding. Read it. Do it.' Mail on Sunday 'Genius' Cosmopolitan 'I love Knight's book even before I start reading . . . Works a charm' Sunday Times Magazine 'Life-affirming . . . The key practice she advocates is devising for yourself a "fuck budget" . . . It's a beautiful way of streamlining your psyche' Lucy Mangan, Guardian ALSO AVAILABLE FROM SARAH KNIGHT: YOU DO YOU: how to be who you are and use what you've got to get what you want AND Get Your Sh*t Together - the New York Times bestseller helping you organise the f**ks you want and need to give

Download or read book The People of Walmart Adult In Activity Book written by Andrew Kipple and published by Day Drankin' Press. This book was released on 2021-05-30 with total page 78 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Absolute Wildest & Funniest Gag Gift for 2021! A PERFECTLY UNPRODUCTIVE ACTIVITY BOOK Have you always wondered how you could maximize inactivity and wanton slackerness while enjoying and maintaining wildly entertaining weirdness? BEHOLD! We present just for you in all it's magnificent glory, The People of Walmart Adult In-Activity Book. The People of Walmart have always been some of the most delightfully weird people on the planet. It was high time for adult activity books to get super weird as well. But don't take our word for it! Here's what our readers have to say... "This is the best anti boredom antidote available without a medical prescription. I can't believe it's completely legal!" - Toothy Jr. "Huh? It sounded like a train! What?!?" - Grits Ladue "Hold on hold on, I'm getting crazy deja vu right now. Can you smell this milk?" - Tricky 4Real Brought to you by the wildly popular website of the same name, this OFFICIAL adult activity book disrupts the entire activity book niche. It's so much fun to flip through as each page is crazier than the next! Nothing you have EVER seen in your life has prepared you for the hilarity you are about to experience. Get ready for the most fun you'll ever have with an activity book. This EPIC book is comprised of 77 of the zaniest pages ever printed. What's Inside... ludicrous brain teasers insane mazes fun word searches hilarious hidden picture the wackiest word scrambles hysterical dot to dot crazy crossword puzzles malarkey soaked mad lib quacktastic quizzes walmart would you rather and tons more! Join the masses and unwind with the People of Walmart.com Adult In-Activity Book: Rolling Back Productivity. Simply sit back, relax, and immerse yourself in brain teasing hilarity. Enjoy mindfulness and relaxation with this brilliant anti-stress, anti-boredom therapy, also the PERFECT gag-gift for all the weirdos in your life. Order now and get started. Your inner peace is waiting. Release your stress in the most enjoyable way possible. Get it today!

Download or read book Backstabbing B tches written by Tamara L Adams and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-07-10 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An Adult Activity Book for women who are sick of other people's sh*t Featuring 75 Adult Activities: Dot-to-Dot, Word Searches, Mazes, Fallen Phrases, Word Tiles, Find the Shadow, Spot the Difference, Coloring Nanograms, Brick-by-Brick, Word Scramble, and Much More!

Download or read book Calm the F ck Down written by Sarah Knight and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2018-12-31 with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tame anxiety and take back control of your life with this "genius" (Cosmopolitan) no-f*cks-given guide from the bestselling author of The Life-Changing Magic of Not Giving a F*ck and Get Your Sh*t Together. Do you spend more time worrying about problems than solving them? Do you let unexpected difficulties ruin your day and do "what ifs" keep you up at night? Sounds like you need to Calm the F*ck Down. Just because things are falling apart doesn't mean YOU can't pull it together. Whether you're stressed about sh*t that hasn't happened yet or freaked out about sh*t that already has, the NoWorries method from "anti-guru" Sarah Knight helps you curb the anxiety and overthinking that's making everything worse. Calm the F*ck Down explains: The Four Faces of Freaking Out—and their Flipsides How to accept what you can't control Productive Helpful Effective Worrying (PHEW) The Three Principles of Dealing With It And much more! Find even more calm with the Calm the F*ck Down Journal.

Download or read book Activity Book for Adults The Brain Training an Activity Book to Improve Your Thinking Skills and Keep the Mind Young Brand New Brain Workouts written by The Brain Training and published by Brain Training. This book was released on 2021-06-15 with total page 186 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ★ A BRAND NEW ACTIVITY BOOK FOR ADULTS OF ALL AGES, TO KEEP YOUR BRAIN YOUNG WHILE HAVING FUN ★ 15 DIFFERENT ACTIVITIES WITH MORE THAN 300 GAMES FOR HOURS OF ENTERTAINMENT AND RELAXATION YOUR SMART CLIENTS WILL LOVE THIS ACTIVITY BOOK! Keep your brain well trained with a program of games specially designed to develop your intellectual skills, and always have a sharp and active mind! THIS BIG ACTIVITY BOOK INCLUDES: Word Search Puzzles Sudoku Puzzles Crosswords Relaxing Coloring Pages Trivia Word Scrambles Cryptograms Mazes Kakuro Puzzles Number Search Puzzles Find The Differences... and more! Today it's more important than ever to keep fit not only our body but also our mind. Multiple scientific studies have repeatedly confirmed that physical well-being depends on our mental health. How many times do we feel physically tired or sick because we are stressed, and our mind is fatigued by a thousand worries? Science tells us that our brain is like a muscle: the more we keep it fit, the more it will be able to withstand stress and enable us to face difficult situations lucidly. Therefore, our physical well-being cannot be achieved just through exercising and dieting, but through an active, young, and sharp mind. "The Brain Training - Activity Book" is not a simple collection of puzzle books like many others, but an elaborate path to improve and develop your mental faculties. It contains hundreds of games of 15 different types - each with a specific purpose - through which you will be able to: have fun and relaxation for hours with many different games; greatly improve your memory and your mental performance; prevent brain aging; develop your logical abilities; refine your linguistic and cultural skills and knowledge; strengthen your observation and deduction skills; Additionally, you can easily challenge yourself, improve your current skill level with a well-studied scoring system, and become a Brain Master. In each volume of "The Brain Training", you will have an ever-new guided path to a limitless mind and amazing psychophysical well-being. We look forward to seeing you in our Brain Gym!