Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Welsh Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-10-10 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Welsh jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Welsh Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Welsh Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Welsh joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Welsh jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Welsh citizens wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Welsh citizens and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Welsh citizens brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Welsh citizens who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Welsh citizens laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Download or read book Welsh Jokes written by Hugh Morrison and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2015-04-06 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: American tourist: Say buddy, what's the name of this place?Local man: Rhosllanerchrugog.American tourist: Gee, how do you spell that?Local man: Just the way it sounds. Packed with good-natured clean jokes about Wales and the Welsh, this little book will have you in stitches with gags about Welsh culture and customs: male voice choirs, confused English tourists, eisteddfods and odd place names.Whether you're Welsh or just visiting, you'll have loads of fun with this little book of wonderful Welsh wit.

Download or read book Welsh Jokes written by Wynford M. Jones and published by Geddes & Grosset, Limited. This book was released on 2001 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Welsh Jokes written by and published by . This book was released on 1986 with total page 39 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book A Decent Ride written by Irvine Welsh and published by Vintage. This book was released on 2016-02-02 with total page 398 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Irvine Welsh returns to Edinburgh, the home of Trainspotting and so many of his novels since, with a new novel featuring one of his most iconic and beloved characters—'Juice' Terry Lawson—that's thick on the Scottish brogue, heavy on the filth and masterful in its comedic timing. A Decent Ride sees Irvine Welsh back in Edinburgh, this time with one of his most compelling and popular characters front and center: the rampaging force of nature that is 'Juice' Terry Lawson, first seen in Glue. Juice is a man who contains multitudes: he's a top shagger, drug-dealing, gonzo pornstar and taxi driver. As we ride along in Juice's cab through the depraved streets of Edinburgh, Juice encounters a series of charmingly filthy characters, each of whom present their own, uh, unique challenges. Has he finally met his match in Hurricane 'Bawbag'? Can he discover the fate of the missing beauty, Jinty Magdalen, and keep her idiot-savant lover, the man-child Wee Jonty, out of prison? Will he find out the real motives of unscrupulous American businessman and reality-TV star, Ronald Checker? And, crucially, will Juice be able to negotiate life after a terrible event robs him of his sexual virility, and can a new fascination for the game of golf help him to live without . . . a decent ride? (The meaning of the title is starting to sink in now, huh?). So buckle your seatbelts and prepare for one unforgettable ride.

Download or read book Welsh Jokes written by Dilwyn Phillips and published by Ylolfa. This book was released on 2002 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Become the life and soul of the party with this side-splitting collection of jokes for all occasions: diverse jokes making fun of the idiosyncrasies of the Welsh, their love of rugby and beer, religion, education and the role of females.

Download or read book Real Powys written by Mike Parker and published by Real Wales. This book was released on 2012-04 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Observant, passionate, witty, offbeat, Mike Parker tours Powys from the border towns of Hay on Wye, Presteigne and Knighton, through the interior and on to the furthest points of Newtown, Penybont, Ystradgynlais and Brecon. What surprises does he stumble upon among the mountains, forests, streams and farms of this mysterious countryside?

Download or read book A Confederacy of Dunces written by John Kennedy Toole and published by Grove/Atlantic, Inc.. This book was released on 2007-12-01 with total page 414 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Winner of the Pulitzer Prize “A masterwork . . . the novel astonishes with its inventiveness . . . it is nothing less than a grand comic fugue.”—The New York Times Book Review A Confederacy of Dunces is an American comic masterpiece. John Kennedy Toole's hero, one Ignatius J. Reilly, is "huge, obese, fractious, fastidious, a latter-day Gargantua, a Don Quixote of the French Quarter. His story bursts with wholly original characters, denizens of New Orleans' lower depths, incredibly true-to-life dialogue, and the zaniest series of high and low comic adventures" (Henry Kisor, Chicago Sun-Times).

Download or read book Welsh Valleys Humour written by David Jandrell and published by Ylolfa. This book was released on 2004-12-15 with total page 80 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A light-hearted guide to the particular brand of English spoken in the Valleys.

Download or read book More Welsh Valleys Humour written by David Jandrell and published by . This book was released on 2014 with total page 80 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: David Jandrell presents his long-awaited sequel to the popular Welsh Valleys Humour (2004). The author is a connoisseur of laugh-out-loud anecdotes, silly sayings, and all kinds of localisms,' from Welsh nicknames to bizarre mistranslations. Here he gathers together some of his very best finds. This light-hearted look at the dialect, customs, and jokes of South Wales will delight and enlighten visitors, and have locals laughing along in recognition.

Download or read book For The Good Times written by David Keenan and published by Faber & Faber. This book was released on 2019-01-22 with total page 369 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: LONGLISTED FOR THE GORDON BURN PRIZE 2019 SHORTLISTED FOR THE ENCORE PRIZE 2020 Sammy and his three friends are country boys from Armagh, the disputed borderlands of a country cannbalising itself. They love sharp clothes, a drink, and a night on the town singing Perry Como's classics. Their dream is a Free State, and their methods for achieving this are uncompromising. Heading for Belfast - ground zero of the Troubles - they find themselves in the incongruous position of running a comic book shop by day. Their clandestine activities belong in the x-rated pages of graphic fiction: burglary, blackmail, extortion, torture, and murder. No criminal act is too taboo for these boys. But when punk rock arrives and the hard edge of the decade starts to reveal its true paranoid colours, Sammy finds himself increasingly isolated. Camaraderie and loyalty is the fuel of a terrorist cell. When those virtues prove faulty, the game is up - and Sammy's world starts to radically shrink. For the Good Times shouts and sings with visionary intensity and gallows humour. It is not just a book about the IRA, but an exploration of what it means to 'go rogue', and the heartbreak and devastation that commitment to 'the cause' can engender. It unpacks any dewy-eyed romance associated with the Troubles, and establishes David Keenan as one of our generation's most fearless and entertaining literary stylists.

Download or read book The Real Grand Book of Mini Jokes written by Giocondo Renna and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2014-06-09 with total page 344 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: We are free to speak, and above all, to listen, to tell, and to read jokes. In this book, we have embraced all categories of jokes from Animals to Lawyers to Welsh, giving readers the best ever told or written jokes on planet earth since the big bang. Based on sound clinical research, and about 200 rounds of beer, this book will win you over with traditional written mini-jokes - a joke that can be read in less than half a minute. In this project, which took approximately 10 years, we felt compelled to read and to listen to around 15,000 jokes. And only the best 3000 were selected for this book. The author, a teacher of languages (no joke), used his linguistics skills to translate a number of jokes from non-English speaking countries such as Japan or Scotland. And don't forget: half a dozen jokes a day keeps sadness away!

Download or read book 100 Cracking Jokes written by David Jandrell and published by Ylolfa. This book was released on 2006-10-20 with total page 88 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Not Irish jokes, not Welsh, Scottish, Celtic, and not racist jokes or sick ones. Not cut-and-paste blanket email circulars for a slow moment in the office either. Just good jokes, told by real individuals in the pubs and streets of the valleys.

Download or read book Welsh Wit Humour written by and published by . This book was released on 2013-05-31 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Skagboys written by Irvine Welsh and published by W. W. Norton & Company. This book was released on 2012-09-17 with total page 543 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Chronicles the misadventures of Mark Renton and his friends as they cope with economic uncertainties, family problems, drug use, and the opposite sex in 1980s Edinburgh.

Download or read book Let s Hear It For Golden Retrievers written by Piper Welsh and published by Carson-Dellosa Publishing. This book was released on 2019-03-27 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are You Looking For A Happy, Family Dog? Check Out Golden Retrievers! Features The American Kennel Clubs Recently Named Top 8 Breeds.

Download or read book The Little Book of Cheese Jokes written by Jake Harris and published by Summersdale. This book was released on 2015-10-08 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese! Who says cheesy jokes are a bad thing? Not us! With this outrageously ripe selection of gags, you'll be delighting your friends all the way to the deli counter. Whether you're in need of a pungent pun or a holey howler, The Little Book of Cheese Jokes offers a full smorgasbord - from the downright immature to the truly vintage.