Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Raiders Fan Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2012-01-05 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Raiders' Fan jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Raiders' Fan Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Raiders' Fan Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Raiders' Fan joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Raiders' Fan jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Raiders' Fan s wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Raiders' Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Raiders' Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Raiders' Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Raiders' Fan s laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Download or read book We Love the Oakland Raiders Jokes about Our Rivals written by Tim Hinchcliff and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2013-11-25 with total page 54 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: We Love the Oakland Raiders, this book includes the funniest Laugh Out Loud jokes about football and our rivals. The perfect gift for Raiders fans.

Download or read book The Funniest Oakland Raiders Joke Book Ever written by Robert Heinz and published by . This book was released on 2012-12-25 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Funniest Oakland Raiders Joke Book Ever. In this book we take a light hearted look at football and our rivals. Jokes about the Broncos, Patriots, 49ers and many more. We have scoured the country for some of the best and funniest jokes, most jokes were thought up in the O.co Coliseum or by Raiders fans in the bars after a game and a few beers. This book covers some of the best jokes, no joke has been kept out of this book for being politically incorrect or too rude. Get ready to have a laugh at our rivals expense. We love the Raiders

Download or read book Oakland Raiders Football Dirty Joke Book written by Rich Sims and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2015-09-02 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A funny joke book about the Oakland Raiders Football. It is filled with dirty jokes about your favorite Oakland Raiders fan you love to hate. It makes a great gift or a book to share with friends. You will be telling these jokes over and over again to your laughing friends.

Download or read book The Funniest Denver Broncos Joke Book Ever written by Chris Vaughn and published by . This book was released on 2013-01-02 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book The Funniest San Diego Chargers Joke Book Ever written by Ronald Conway and published by . This book was released on 2012-12-25 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Funniest San Diego Chargers Joke Book Ever. In this book we take a light hearted look at football and our rivals. Jokes about the Broncos, Patriots, Raiders and many more. We have scoured the country for some of the best and funniest jokes, most jokes were thought up in Qualcomm Stadium or by Chargers fans in the bars after a game and a few beers. This book covers some of the best jokes, no joke has been kept out of this book for being politically incorrect or too rude. Get ready to have a laugh at our rivals expense. We love the Chargers

Download or read book Reasons to Be a Raiders Fan written by Max Hater and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-10-29 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A funny, blank book, gag gift for Raiders fans; or a great coffee table addition for all Raiders haters! The most thoroughly researched and coherently argued fan guide to date, "Reasons To Be A Raiders Fan: An Intelligent Guide" is a fan dissertation sure to provide vital data to help you make an educated fan decision. Lawmakers require that we state the book is mostly blank and contains precisely 1600 words. In other 'words', it's a gag gift, but also a must-have addition to any fan or hater's coffee table. Find Max online: www.MaxHater.com Find Max on Twitter: @MaxHater1 Find Max on Facebook: @MaxHater1 Find Max on Instagram: @MaxHater

Download or read book Raiders written by Alan Eisenstock and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2012-11-13 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The official companion book to the hit feature-length documentary, Raiders!: The Story of the Greatest Fan Film Ever Made, in theaters and on video on demand June 27th 2016 In 1982, in Ocean Springs, Mississippi, Chris Strompolos, eleven, asked Eric Zala, twelve, a question: "Would you like to help me do a remake Raiders of the Lost Ark? I'm playing Indiana Jones." And they did it. Every shot, every line of dialogue, every stunt. They borrowed and collected costumes, convinced neighborhood kids to wear grass skirts and play natives, cast a fifteen-year-old as Indy's love interest, rounded up seven thousand snakes (sort of), built the Ark, the Idol, the huge boulder, found a desert in Mississippi, and melted the bad guys' faces off. It took seven years. Along the way, Chris had his first kiss (on camera), they nearly burned down the house and incinerated Eric, lived through parents getting divorced and remarried, and watched their friendship disintegrate. Alan Eisenstock's Raiders! is the incredible true story of Eric Zala and Chris Strompolos, how they realized their impossible dream of remaking Raiders of the Lost Ark, and how their friendship survived all challenges, from the building of a six-foot round fiberglass boulder to the devastation of Hurricane Katrina.

Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Football Fan Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2011-12-19 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Football fan jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Football Fan Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of football fan jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one football fan joke in this book, there's something wrong with you.This book has so many football fan jokes, you won't know where to start. For example:Why do football fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.***A football fan and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The Football fan turned to his wife and said: “When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff.”“Why would you want me to do that?,” asked his wife.“I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff,” replied the football fan.The football fan's spouse said: “What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?”***Did you hear about the football fan who wore two jackets when he painted his house?The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”***Why do football fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Broncos Fan Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2012-01-05 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Broncos' Fan jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Broncos' Fan Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Broncos' Fan Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Broncos' Fan joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Broncos' Fan jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Broncos' Fan s wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Broncos' Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Broncos' Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Broncos' Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Broncos' Fan s laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Download or read book The World s Best Football Jokes written by Edward Phillips and published by Angus & Robertson. This book was released on 1991-01-01 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Patriots Fan Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2012-01-09 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Patriots' Fan jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Patriots' Fan Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Patriots' Fan Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Patriots' Fan joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Patriots' Fan jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Patriots' Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Patriots' Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Patriots' Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Patriots' Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Patriots' Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Redskins Fan Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2012-01-05 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Redskins' Fan jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Redskins' Fan Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Redskins' Fan Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Redskins' Fan joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Redskins' Fan jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Redskins' Fan s wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Redskins' Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Redskins' Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Redskins' Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Redskins' Fan s laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Download or read book The World s Funniest Football Jokes written by Jim Chumley and published by Summersdale. This book was released on 2017-10-12 with total page 150 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Football is obviously very serious business – like when that disallowed goal was 'never off-side', and that was 'totally a dive' – but it’s a funny old game really. This compendium of hilarious jokes will help you see the lighter side when your team is showing you up, and give your mates a good chuckle at the celebrations when they win.

Download or read book Reasons to Be a Raiders Fan written by Nicholas Rose and published by . This book was released on 2020-01-04 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A funny, blank book, gag gift for Oakland Raiders fans; or a great coffee table addition for all Raiders haters! The most thoroughly researched and coherently argued fan guide to date, "Reasons To Be A Raiders Fan: An Intelligent Guide" is a fan dissertation sure to provide vital data to help you make an educated fan decision. Lawmakers require that we state the book is mostly blank and contains precisely 1500 words. In other 'words', it's a gag gift, but also a must-have addition to any fan or hater's coffee table.

Download or read book Football s Funniest Jokes written by Jim Chumley and published by . This book was released on 2021-08-12 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why did the goalkeeper have so much money? He was a careful saver. It's a funny old game, and here's a joke book to prove it! Packed with witty wisecracks, one-liners and gags, it's guaranteed to raise a laugh - even if your team is losing on penalties.

Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Colts Fan Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2012-01-05 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Colts' Fan jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Colts' Fan Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Colts' Fan Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Colts' Fan joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Colts' Fan jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Colts' Fan s wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Colts' Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Colts' Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Colts' Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Colts' Fan s laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***