Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Malaysian Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-10-03 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Malaysian jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Malaysian Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Malaysian Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Malaysian joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Malaysian jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Malaysians wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Malaysian and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Malaysian brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Malaysian who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Malaysians laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Download or read book The Unofficial Joke Book of Malaysia written by Kuldeep Saluja and published by Diamond Pocket Books Pvt Ltd. This book was released on 2015-01-24 with total page 169 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Welcome to the world of Billoo Badshah, the Badshah of Laughter. Billoo Badshah, a series compiliation of best jokes of the world, is for laughter moments, for love moments, for high moments, for lonely moments, for funny moments, for friendly moments, for happy moments and for all the moments. Be happy and cheerful with this book full of abudant joy, laughter and satire.

Download or read book The Unofficial Joke Book Of Malaysia written by Compiled By : Kuldeep Saluja and published by Diamond Pocket Books (P) Ltd.. This book was released on with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Partly to Mostly Funny written by Jon Malay and published by . This book was released on 2014 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Q: Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day at work? A: The nearest isobar! Q: What's the difference between partly cloudy and partly sunny? A: It's never partly sunny at night! Q: Do you know what they call people who believe in letting a smile be their umbrella? A: Wet! When rain falls on a wedding yet the day is clear everywhere else, or when unexpected sunshine makes a laughingstock out of a prediction of a stormy day, it is good to keep a sense of humor about the weather. Thankfully there are a wealth of weather jokes to tickle the funny bone of anyone who makes a hobby or career out of weather watching. Partly to Mostly Funny revels in puns, wordplay, and cartoons that take a lighter look at weather, climate, and the life of a meteorologist. They will evoke lighthearted chuckles from professionals, cheering up those who must keep their eyes trained on sometimes darkening skies, and will delight the rest of us with the sillier side of weather.

Download or read book The Solid Singapore Malaysia Joke Book written by Ben Mathews and published by . This book was released on 1995 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Life s a Joke Lah written by Y. J. Chew and published by . This book was released on 2018-12-13 with total page 69 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A compilation of funny stories in the journey of growing up as a Malaysian. Hundreds of individual jokes sequenced into a storyline that sheds light on many aspects of the Malaysian lifestyle, be it positive or politically incorrect. No egos were harmed during the joking process.

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Thai Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-10-10 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Thai jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Thai Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Thai Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Thai joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Thai jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Thais wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Thai and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Thai brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Thai who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Thais laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Chinese Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-09-28 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Chinese citizen jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Chinese citizen Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Chinese citizen Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Chinese citizen joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Chinese citizen jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Chinese citizens wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Chinese citizen and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Chinese citizen brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Chinese citizen who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Chinese citizens laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Pakistani Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2012-01-30 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Irish, Belgian, Norwegian, an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Pakistani jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Pakistani Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Pakistani Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Pakistani joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Pakistani jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Pakistani s wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Pakistani and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Pakistani brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Pakistani who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Pakistani s laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

Download or read book That Reminds Me Finding the Funny in a Serious World written by Michael Close and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2012-12-01 with total page 220 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Michael Close is an inveterate joke teller whose stories have brought gales of laughter from audiences around the world. For more than twenty years, Michael's friends and colleagues have eagerly awaited a collection of jokes from his enormous repertoire. "That Reminds Me" is that compilation - more than 250 of the best clean (and not so clean) jokes you've ever read. But this is much more than a joke book. Michael shares heartfelt reminiscences of the funny people who have enriched his life, stories of crazy personal experiences, and thoughts on the importance of "finding the funny" in your own life. This is the perfect book for anyone who needs a good laugh. Foreword by Penn Jillette [The jokes in this collection range from squeaky clean to R-rated. Words that you can't use on network television appear occasionally. If such language offends you, please don't purchase this book.]

Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Filipino Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-10-02 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Filipino jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Filipino Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Filipino Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Filipino joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Filipino jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Filipinos wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Filipino and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Filipino brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Filipino who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Filipinos laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Singaporean Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-10-10 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Singaporean jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Singaporean Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Singaporean Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Singaporean joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Singaporean jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Singaporeans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Singaporean and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Singaporean brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Singaporean who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Singaporeans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Cambodian Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-09-28 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Cambodian jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Cambodian Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Cambodian Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Cambodian joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Cambodian jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Cambodians wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Cambodian and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Cambodian brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Cambodian who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Cambodians laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Indonesian Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2012-01-30 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Irish, Belgian, Norwegian, an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Indonesian jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Indonesian Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Indonesian Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Indonesian joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Indonesian jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Indonesians wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured an Indonesian and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Indonesian brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Indonesian who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Indonesians laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Mozambican Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-10-10 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Mozambican jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Mozambican Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Mozambican Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Mozambican joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Mozambican jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Mozambicans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Mozambican and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Mozambican brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Mozambican who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Mozambicans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***