Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Gay Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2012-07-09 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Gay jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Gay Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Gay Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Gay joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Gay jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Gays wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Gay and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Gay brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Gay who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Gays laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Homosexual Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2012-01-13 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Homosexual jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Homosexual Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Homosexual Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Homosexual joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Homosexual jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Homosexuals wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Homosexual and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Homosexual brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Homosexual who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Homosexuals laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

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Download or read book Obnoxious Gay Jokes written by Buster Rumphumper and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-07-13 with total page 172 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This a book of gay jokes by Buster Rumphumper, a Charter member of the Joke Preservation Society. The JPS is dedicated to preserving our heritage of politically in correct humor.

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Download or read book The Homosexual Joke Book written by Larry Watson and published by . This book was released on 1985 with total page 63 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

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