Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Comoran Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-09-28 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Comoran jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Comoran Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Comoran Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Comoran joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Comoran jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Comorans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Comoran and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Comoran brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Comoran who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Comorans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Download or read book Best Joke Book Ever written by Charles Keller and published by Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.. This book was released on 2006 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Watch out--more than 600 of the world's funniest jokes and most hilarious cartoons are about to attack your funny bone--and you won't be able to stop giggling! Who could resist these?Judge: I thought I told you I didn't want to see you in my court again.Prisoner: I told the policeman, but he didn't believe me. First friend: They say you become what you eat.Second friend: Let's order something rich. Doctor, I feel funny today--what should I do?Become a comedian. These jokes are sure to be tops with class clowns everywhere.

Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Honduran Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-10-02 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Honduran jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Honduran Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Honduran Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Honduran joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Honduran jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Hondurans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Honduran and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Honduran brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Honduran who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Hondurans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Omani Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-10-10 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Omani jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Omani Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Omani Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Omani joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Omani jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Omanis wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Omani and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Omani brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Omani who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Omanis laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Nets Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-09-20 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Nets' Jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Nets' Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Nets Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Nets' Joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Nets' Jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Nets' Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Nets' Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Nets' Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Nets' Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Nets' Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Clippers Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-09-20 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Clippers' Jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Clippers' Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Clippers Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Clippers' Joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Clippers' Jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Clippers' Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Clippers' Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Clippers' Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Clippers' Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Clippers' Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Jordanian Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-10-02 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Jordanian jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Jordanian Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Jordanian Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Jordanian joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Jordanian jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Jordanians wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Jordanian and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Jordanian brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Jordanian who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Jordanians laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Brunette Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-07-17 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Brunette jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Brunette Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Brunette Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Brunette joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Brunette jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Brunettes wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Brunette and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Brunette brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Brunette who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Brunettes laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Hornets Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-09-20 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Hornets' Jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Hornets' Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Hornets Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Hornets' Joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Hornets' Jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Hornets' Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Hornets' Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Hornets' Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Hornets' Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Hornets' Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Moroccan Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-10-10 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Moroccan jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Moroccan Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Moroccan Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Moroccan joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Moroccan jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Moroccans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Moroccan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Moroccan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Moroccan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Moroccans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Monacoian Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-10-10 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Monacoian jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Monacoian Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Monacoian Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Monacoian joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Monacoian jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Monacoians wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Monacoian and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Monacoian brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Monacoian who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Monacoians laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Bulls Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-09-20 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Bulls' Jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Bulls' Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Bulls Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Bulls' Joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Bulls' Jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Bulls' Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Bulls' Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Bulls' Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Bulls' Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Bulls' Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Download or read book 1000 Jokes written by Gyles Daubeney Brandreth and published by . This book was released on 1980 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Jamaican Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-10-02 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Jamaican jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Jamaican Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Jamaican Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Jamaican joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Jamaican jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Jamaicans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Jamaican and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Jamaican brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Jamaican who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Jamaicans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Gabonese Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-10-02 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Gabonese jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Gabonese Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Gabonese Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Gabonese joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Gabonese jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Gabonese citizens wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Gabonese citizen and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Gabonese citizen brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Gabonese citizen who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Gabonese citizens laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Guianese Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-10-02 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Guianese citizen jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Guianese citizen Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Guianese citizen Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Guianese citizen joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Guianese citizen jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Guianese citizens wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Guianese citizen and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Guianese citizen brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Guianese citizen who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Guianese citizens laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Download or read book Troubled Blood written by Robert Galbraith and published by Mulholland Books. This book was released on 2020-09-15 with total page 969 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the epic fifth installment in this “compulsively readable” (People) series, Galbraith’s “irresistible hero and heroine” (USA Today) take on the decades-old cold case of a missing doctor, one which may be their grisliest yet. Private Detective Cormoran Strike is visiting his family in Cornwall when he is approached by a woman asking for help finding her mother, Margot Bamborough—who went missing in mysterious circumstances in 1974. Strike has never tackled a cold case before, let alone one forty years old. But despite the slim chance of success, he is intrigued and takes it on; adding to the long list of cases that he and his partner in the agency, Robin Ellacott, are currently working on. And Robin herself is also juggling a messy divorce and unwanted male attention, as well as battling her own feelings about Strike. As Strike and Robin investigate Margot’s disappearance, they come up against a fiendishly complex case with leads that include tarot cards, a psychopathic serial killer and witnesses who cannot all be trusted. And they learn that even cases decades old can prove to be deadly . . .