Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Cameroonian Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-09-28 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Cameroonian jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Cameroonian Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Cameroonian Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Cameroonian joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Cameroonian jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Cameroonians wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Cameroonian and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Cameroonian brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Cameroonian who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Cameroonians laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Central African Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-09-28 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Central African jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Central African Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Central African Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Central African joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Central African jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Central Africans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Central African and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Central African brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Central African who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Central Africans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Congolese Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-09-28 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Congolese Citizen jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Congolese Citizen Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Congolese Citizen Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Congolese Citizen joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Congolese Citizen jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Congolese Citizens wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Congolese Citizen and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Congolese Citizen brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Congolese Citizen who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Congolese Citizens laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Belarusian Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-09-28 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Belarusian jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Belarusian Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Belarusian Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Belarusian joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Belarusian jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Belarusians wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Belarusian and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Belarusian brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Belarusian who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Belarusians laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Cape Verdean Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-09-28 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Cape Verdean jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Cape Verdean Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Cape Verdean Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Cape Verdean joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Cape Verdean jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Cape Verdeans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Cape Verdean and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Cape Verdean brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Cape Verdean who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Cape Verdeans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Clippers Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-09-20 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Clippers' Jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Clippers' Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Clippers Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Clippers' Joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Clippers' Jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Clippers' Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Clippers' Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Clippers' Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Clippers' Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Clippers' Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Bolivian Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-09-28 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Bolivian jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Bolivian Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Bolivian Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Bolivian joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Bolivian jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Bolivians wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Bolivian and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Bolivian brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Bolivian who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Bolivians laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Burundian Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-09-28 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Burundian jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Burundian Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Burundian Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Burundian joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Burundian jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Burundians wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Burundian and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Burundian brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Burundian who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Burundians laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Cambodian Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-09-28 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Cambodian jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Cambodian Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Cambodian Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Cambodian joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Cambodian jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Cambodians wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Cambodian and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Cambodian brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Cambodian who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Cambodians laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Download or read book That Reminds Me Finding the Funny in a Serious World written by Michael Close and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2012-12-01 with total page 220 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Michael Close is an inveterate joke teller whose stories have brought gales of laughter from audiences around the world. For more than twenty years, Michael's friends and colleagues have eagerly awaited a collection of jokes from his enormous repertoire. "That Reminds Me" is that compilation - more than 250 of the best clean (and not so clean) jokes you've ever read. But this is much more than a joke book. Michael shares heartfelt reminiscences of the funny people who have enriched his life, stories of crazy personal experiences, and thoughts on the importance of "finding the funny" in your own life. This is the perfect book for anyone who needs a good laugh. Foreword by Penn Jillette [The jokes in this collection range from squeaky clean to R-rated. Words that you can't use on network television appear occasionally. If such language offends you, please don't purchase this book.]

Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Botswana Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-09-28 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Botswana citizen jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Botswana citizen Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Botswana citizen Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Botswana citizen joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Botswana citizen jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Botswana citizens wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Botswana citizen and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Botswana citizen brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Botswana citizen who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Botswana citizens laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Burkinabe Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-09-28 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Burkinabe jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Burkinabe Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Burkinabe Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Burkinabe joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Burkinabe jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Burkinabe citizens wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Burkinabe citizen and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Burkinabe citizen brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Burkinabe citizen who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Burkinabe citizens laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Kings Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-09-20 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Kings' Jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Kings' Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Kings Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Kings' Joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Kings' Jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Kings' Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Kings' Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Kings' Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Kings' Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Kings' Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Beninese Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-09-28 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Beninese jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Beninese Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Beninese Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Beninese joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Beninese jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Beninese wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Beninese and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Beninese brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Beninese who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Beninese laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Batswana Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-09-28 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Batswana citizen jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Batswana citizen Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Batswana citizen Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Batswana citizen joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Batswana citizen jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Batswana citizens wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Batswana citizen and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Batswana citizen brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Batswana citizen who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Batswana citizens laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Comoran Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-09-28 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Comoran jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Comoran Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Comoran Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Comoran joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Comoran jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Comorans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Comoran and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Comoran brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Comoran who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Comorans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Colombian Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-09-28 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Colombian jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Colombian Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Colombian Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Colombian joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Colombian jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Colombians wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Colombian and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Colombian brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Colombian who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Colombians laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***