Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Brunette Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-07-17 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Brunette jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Brunette Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Brunette Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Brunette joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Brunette jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Brunettes wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Brunette and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Brunette brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Brunette who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Brunettes laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***
Download or read book The Ultimate Book of Blonde Brunette and Redhead Jokes written by and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2010-04-01 with total page 377 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Simon & Schuster eBook. Simon & Schuster has a great book for every reader.
Download or read book The Blonde of the Joke written by Bennett Madison and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2009-08-25 with total page 278 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "There are three and only three rules for shoplifting," Francie instructed me. From the very first day Val meets the outrageously blond Francie, she realizes that Francie has the gutsy courage and determination Val has always envied. But Francie sees something in Val too—something that Val's never noticed. "You've got that sneaky thing about you," she says. "I bet you have a dark past." And just like that, the blonde and the brunette become partners in crime. Thanks to Francie, Val is suddenly taking risks, taking charge, and taking what she deserves. But as the stakes get higher, Francie and Val find themselves more and more tangled in a thrilling web of love, lies, and shoplifting. Soon it becomes clear that the darkest secrets have yet to be discovered. . . .
Download or read book Jokes written by Erik Jones and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-03-01 with total page 72 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Free for Kindle Unlimited! Today only, get this Amazon bestseller for just $9.99. Regularly priced at $14.99. Read on your PC, Mac, smart phone, tablet or Kindle device. You're about to discover how to... Laugh your heart out from some of the funniest Blonde jokes you'll hear on the internet! You'll get over 30 jokes to tell all your friends and be the life of the party! Do you have a Blonde in your life that you want to take down a notch? Have a special someone you wanna make laugh? You'll get your fill and more! Stay tuned for more great books to split your friends sides! Here Is A Preview Of What Will Bust Your Gut... How do blonde brain cells die? Alone. What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? Hide-and-go-seek winner from last year. What do you give the blonde that has everything? Penicillin. What is a blonde's favorite color? Glitter. What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette? Artificial intelligence. Much, much more! Download your copy today! Take action today and download this book for a limited time discount of only $9.99!
Download or read book The Best Joke Book written by William Donohue and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-10-03 with total page 213 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Discover hundreds of jokes for every occasion! Why was the limbo dancer shocked when his wallet was stolen right out of his back pocket? Because he didn't think anyone could stoop so low. The ultimate collection of the world’s greatest funnies, The Best Joke Book (Period) keeps you laughing for hours on end. Inside, you'll find hundreds of jokes that are guaranteed to stir up a room full of smiles, including knock-knocks, witty puns, and one-liners. Complete with hilarious quotes from celebrities like Jon Stewart, Lewis Black, and Jerry Seinfeld, everyone will revel in each gut-busting moment. So whether you’re looking to add a few jokes to your repertoire, impress your buds, or improve your banter, this sidesplitting book arms you with the perfect joke for any occasion!
Download or read book The Greatest Joke Book Ever written by Mel Greene and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 1999-11-09 with total page 354 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A widow!Golf got its name because all the other four-letter words were taken. Here's the most massive melding of mirth ever minted! Hundreds of jokes, stories, and other tomfoolery on every subject from cars to kids, from sports to business, from politics to the Pearly Gates. Tell'em to your friends or keep'em to yourself -- this book has more jokes than Lessie has fleas! How do you save a drowning lawyer? Take your foot off his head!If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? C'mon. You can do it. Take this book to the cash register -- and take home enough jokes to meet your minimum daily humor requirement for the whole millennium!
Download or read book The Ultimate Dumb Blonde Joke Book written by Eva Rae Stuart and published by Push-Pull Press. This book was released on 1992 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
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Download or read book The Everything Big Book of Jokes written by Evan C. Thomas and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-06-13 with total page 214 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you heard the one about... You'll laugh yourself silly with The Everything Big Book of Jokes! Inside this sidesplitting collection, you'll find only the most popular kinds of jokes, riddles, and funnies from a dynamic professional comedian, including: Short jokes, one-liners, and puns Jokes about spouses, in-laws, kids, and grandparents Office and sports jokes Animal humor Classics, including "Guy walks into a bar..." blonde jokes, priest and rabbi jokes, even knock-knock jokes Filled with countless gags, giggles, and guffaws, this book is sure to tickle your funny bone--and make you the life of the party!
Download or read book All Kinds of Humor written by Frank Verano and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2012-09 with total page 691 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When you need something funnt for an occasion, how do you go about creating it? Most of us cannot dream up anything funny on our own. Oh sure, there are some who can create funny things spontaneously, but usually it happens in the course of a conversation and even then it is occasionally. At all events where you are called upon to speak, it pays to follow the Toastmasters' International guidelines and prepare for it in advance. When it comes to saying something funny or simply telling a joke to get your audience's attention, it also pays to have a source. In this book, there are over fifty categories of jokes, puns, and other kinds of humor than something you read from cover to cover as in nove. It might even be compared to a recipe book of a "How to" type of book. If you are using this book in a hard copy form, the Contents will help you find the type of joke you need but you might still need to scan a few of them to find the one that suits your occasion. On the other hand, if you are looking at a computer-type of screen, you can quickly go to a joke by clicking on the one-line description in the Contents.
Download or read book The Best Jokes I ve Heard written by Douglas Blankenship and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2011-05 with total page 532 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The Monster Book of NSFW Jokes written by Editors of Funny.com and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2011-10-11 with total page 249 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Simon & Schuster eBook. Simon & Schuster has a great book for every reader.
Download or read book 100 Blonde Jokes written by R. Cristi and published by . This book was released on 2010 with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of dumb blonde jokes.
Download or read book The Book of Basketball written by Bill Simmons and published by ESPN. This book was released on 2010-12-07 with total page 754 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • The NBA according to The Sports Guy—now updated with fresh takes on LeBron, the Celtics, and more! Foreword by Malcom Gladwell • “The work of a true fan . . . it might just represent the next phase of sports commentary.”—The Atlantic Bill Simmons, the wildly opinionated and thoroughly entertaining basketball addict known to millions as ESPN’s The Sports Guy, has written the definitive book on the past, present, and future of the NBA. From the age-old question of who actually won the rivalry between Bill Russell and Wilt Chamberlain to the one about which team was truly the best of all time, Simmons opens—and then closes, once and for all—every major pro basketball debate. Then he takes it further by completely reevaluating not only how NBA Hall of Fame inductees should be chosen but how the institution must be reshaped from the ground up, the result being the Pyramid: Simmons’s one-of-a-kind five-level shrine to the ninety-six greatest players in the history of pro basketball. And ultimately he takes fans to the heart of it all, as he uses a conversation with one NBA great to uncover that coveted thing: The Secret of Basketball. Comprehensive, authoritative, controversial, hilarious, and impossible to put down (even for Celtic-haters), The Book of Basketball offers every hardwood fan a courtside seat beside the game’s finest, funniest, and fiercest chronicler.
Download or read book Classic Book of Rude Jokes written by Scott McNeely and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2013-08-13 with total page 156 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A compendium of the best of the most offensive humor out there, from the author of Ultimate Book of Jokes. For jokesters who like their humor on the dark side, this Classic Book of Rude Jokes compiles the most hilariously crass jokes out there in one compact volume. Scott McNeely, author of Ultimate Book of Jokes, has mined decades of rude joke history in search of the best of the worst jokes that were too shocking to include in his first collection. From dirty blonde jokes and tasteless religious jokes to the just plain sick and twisted, no one escapes offense in this collection of gags that is sure to please even the crudest comedian.
Download or read book Greatest Jokes of the Century Book 21 written by Thomas F. Shubnell and published by Thomas F. Shubnell. This book was released on 2008-09-18 with total page 171 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Who would have known that there are this many completely different jokes in the world. More funny, wacky and some just tacky jokes, quips, tidbits, and other humorous looks at the funny side of life. We continue our quest to have the greatest collection of chuckles and chortles ever collected in one place.
Download or read book 101 Best Jokes Ever written by various authors and published by Editions Asap. This book was released on with total page 49 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One hundred of hilarious and funny jokes ! Have fun and laugh!
