Download or read book The Ass Kisser Notebook written by Carter Taft and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-07 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kissing ass is one of the most important things job seekers and employees need to learn. Fortunately for the majority of our population, you do not need a degree from an Ivy to learn this skill.Nearly every one of us has the capacity to be a kiss ass. People like to feel good about themselves! If you put someone else before yourself for just a little bit of time, that person will take care of you. In life, it doesn't matter if you want to be a teacher in France or an intern on Wall Street, it's not about what you know, it's who you know, so pucker up.If you're sick of hearing this saying, then it's time to get over it and face the music. It's the truth. Thankfully, I have learned to take the "who you know" aspect to the next level. Although you are probably well over school by now, please allow me to teach you a little lesson.There will always be someone above you who will be the reason that you do or do not get the job/promotion/boyfriend etc. Whether it's your boyfriend's mother or a networking opportunity, put on your game face and kiss ass like you've never kissed one before.Here's a trick to getting on someone's good side: always ask about his or her family. Do your research and know what's going on. Don't act like you haven't already Facebook stalked their entire family tree.Keep it simple with something like, "Hey Mark, how's Becky doing? I see she's working really hard on her music." Cue the fireworks because you are in. There is nothing someone cares more about than his or her flesh and blood.If you let them know that you have taken the time to not only ask about them, but to check up on their family...can you say brownie points?Stay up to date on what is going on in your target's life. If he or she has been working hard at the gym, let them know that you see results (regardless of what he or she actually looks like).Kissing ass is basically the same thing as being someone's b*tch. Offer to get your boss a coffee on your way out the door or go out of your way to pick up their favorite pastry from the shop down the street.This will let him or her know that while you have taken the time to invest in his/her interests that you are also just a friendly and nice person who enjoys doing nice things for people. Whether you are this person or not, fake it till you freaking make it.This is where this notebook becomes essential. To know the correct ass kissing topics, you must record everything about your boss while the information is fresh. You never know when a comment the boss makes may become a valuable asset in your ass kissing mission. The boss may mention in passing on day that he is a huge Yankees fan. How fast will your stock rise when you happen to mention that you have two tickets to the game that you aren't using. You never would have been in position to pull off that nuclear ass kiss if you hadn't jotted down "Big Yankees fan" in the notebook.Good luck and happy ass kissing.

Download or read book Always Remember that the Toes You Step on Today Could be Attached to the Ass You Have to Kiss Tomorrow written by Tony Reeves and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-20 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sarcastic Quotes For Annoying Boss Or Colleague In Your Office. If you would like to see a sample of the notebook, click on the "Look Inside" feature. Specifications: Cover Finish: Matte Dimensions: 12.48 x 9.25 Inch" Interior: Trim Size 6 x 9 No Bleed, White Lined Paper Pages: 100

Download or read book Butt Kisser Journal to Write in for Men Women 100 Pages Blank Lined Notebook 6x9 Unique Humor Diary Composition Book with Fu written by Snarky Bitch Journals and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-03-12 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny Butt Kisser notebook journal with 100 ruled pages, ready for you to fill with your own writing and get a little creative every now and then with or without curse words. This notebook has a convenient size to carry anywhere with you for writing, journaling, doodling and note taking. Give it to a dear friend of colleague who likes to kiss butts on a regular basis and put a smile on their face. Features Unique design with a funny title Can be used as a diary, journal and notebook 100 ruled pages of lined paper High-quality white paper Professionally designed thick cover Perfect for gel, pen, ink, marker or pencils 6" x 9" dimensions; portable size for school, home or work This Butt Kisser journal is the perfect book gift idea for birthdays, anniversaries, New Years Eve, Hanukkah, Christmas, Easter, Thanksgiving, graduation, Labor Day, Valentine's Day, Mother's Day, Father's Day or any special occasion. This sarcastic journal notebook makes an hilarious gag gift for yourself or anyone special with a great sense of humor.

Download or read book Besa Mi Culo Spanish For Kiss My Ass Swearing in Spanish Mexican Slang Lined Blank Notebook written by Bad F. Nacho and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-03-25 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mexican Swearing & funny Bad Words in Spanish Themed Notebook - 6" x 9," 120 College Ruled Pages. Paperback Journal Softcover. Portable size for School, College, Work or Home. Great Gift for the Holidays of Gag Gifts for Coworkers, Friends, and Family. A Versatile Composition Notebook Style with Lined Pages it has over 120 pages perfect for you to write your own thoughts, scribbles or doodles, get a little creative or just writing down lists or ideas. This makes the perfect back to school gift! For more unique everyday use graph workbooks including, dot, lined, blank, graph, Isometrics and much more please take a look at our Amazon author page. Grab this notebook, get creative or give it to someone special. Perfect for women, men and kids, great for gel pen, ink or pencils. It will make a great gift for any special occasion: Christmas, Secret Santa, Birthday and Holidays. This funny notebook makes a perfect gift for yourself or anyone special.

Download or read book Kiss My Ass Motherfucker written by Juto Note and published by . This book was released on 2018-12-31 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's truth and laughter all across the front of a blank lined notebook/ gag gift! This one-of-a-kind notebook is crafted like a 122 page paperback book. Each page contains a line format that's a bit bigger than the ever-familiar college rule format, and each page can handle your ink pens, gel pens, and pencils with no problem! This notebook also has an awesome softcover with a neat matte finish. SIZE: 6"x 9" (15.24 x 22.86 cm) (WHITE PAPER)

Download or read book Killer s Kiss written by R.L. Stine and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-07-31 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fear Street -- where your worst nightmares live... Delia and Karina are always competing. From getting the best grades, to being the most popular, to dating the cutest guys -- they always fight for the top spot. This year, they both want Vincent -- the hottest guy at Shadyside High. Karina's determined to get Vince. She'll do whatever it takes. And if she can't have him, she'll make sure no one else can either.... Including Delia.

Download or read book Welcome to Uranus Now kiss your ass goodbye written by Jason VonGerichten and published by Jason VonGerichten. This book was released on with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Meet Rosie Gordon. A fourteen-year-old with mysterious powers who has been recently uprooted from her home on Earth when her deadbeat dad moved her family to the newly habitable Uranus. However, Uranus does not turn out to be all that the holo-brochure has promised.... Meet Uranus. One of the original gods who was castrated by his son and cast into obscurity. Powerless and teste-less, Uranus, with the help of his three demigod sons, has a plan to regain his strength.... Welcome to Uranus (the planet, not the god), a world that was accidentally created on purpose. It is a planet covered in moss, overrun by wild pug grumbles, and under the thumb of a nefarious mining company that lures desperate people with the promise of riches only to enslave them and their children. It's kind of a bummer.... Join Rosie and her friends in her quest to discover the root of her powers, to overthrow the ruthless mining company, and to get the best slice of pizza on all of Uranus.

Download or read book Kick Ass Creativity written by Mary Beth Maziarz and published by Hampton Roads Publishing. This book was released on 2011-04-01 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “A lively and personable guide to higher creativity . . . [that] will catalyze all levels and types of creativity. . . . a bright lantern on the creative trail.” —Julia Cameron, national bestselling author of The Artist’s Way There are over forty million people who work in creative careers. You may be one of them. Or, perhaps, you would like to join their ranks. If either of these statements is true, this book is for you. Maziarz offers a concrete program for helping you tap into and develop your creative potential. In fact, if you incorporate these teachings into your life, you can be not only creative, but kick-ass creative. Maziarz provides a framework full of fun and practical tips for kick-starting the creative process. Included are: An examination of energy and what it has to do with art. How to connect with your deepest motivations, desires, and feelings. Concrete tips about time management. How to develop a support group. How to get rid of those flimsy excuses that block your creative output. “Incorporating equal parts positivity, practicality and visualization, writer and workhorse songwriter Maziarz presents a guide to tapping and fostering creativity with broad appeal for button-down and artsy types alike. . . . Her] encouraging tone and practical, common-sense approach should resonate even with skeptics” —Publishers Weekly

Download or read book Kiss Across Time Notebook written by Tracy Cooper-Posey and published by Tracy Cooper-Posey. This book was released on 2024-08-22 with total page 190 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Unique insights from the author on the writing of the Kiss Across Time series. A collection of essays on the inception and writing of every single book in the Kiss Across Time series, along with pithy comments on a writer’s life and the peculiarities of the publishing industry, all written in Tracy’s personal and unique style. This unique collection provides insights into the strange world of publishing, and a writer’s work processes that go into the building of stories. Find out why books are written the way they are, and why covers sometimes suck. The differences between short stories and novels, and why both are great to read. Learn why the viewpoint a story is written in makes a technical difference to the writer and an even bigger difference to the reader. Then there are the stories about Tracy’s childhood in Australia and how she was drawn to write fiction from a very early age…and why. More tales about her life in Canada and how everything she has lived through has contributed to the stories readers enjoy. Tracy’s Kiss Across Time Notebook collects together the introductory essays found in each book in the Tenth Anniversary Limited Editions series, which was only available for a very short time and never made available for retail sale. 0.1 Kiss Across Time Notebook 1.0: Kiss Across Time 2.0: Kiss Across Swords 2.5: Time Kissed Moments* 3.0: Kiss Across Chains 4.0: Kiss Across Deserts 5.0: Kiss Across Kingdoms 6.0: Kiss Across Seas 7.0: Kiss Across Worlds 7.1: Time And Two Stories* 8.0: Kiss Across Tomorrow 8.1: More Time Kissed Moments* 9.0: Kiss Across Blades 10.0: Kiss Across Chaos 11.0: Kiss Across the Universe [*Time Kissed Moments are short stories, novellas and collections featuring the characters and situations featured in the Kiss Across Time series.] The series has ongoing storylines and characters. Reading the books in order is recommended. Nonfiction, Memoir

Download or read book Winter s Kiss written by Catherine Hapka and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-01-03 with total page 496 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cozy up to a double dose of winter-themed romantic comedy with two books in one bind-up. Lexi has come up with a master plan to make Cameron break up with her: get him to fall for another girl so she’ll be free (and guilt-free, too). But when the plan goes well—too well—Lexi starts to wonder if she hasn’t made a terrible mistake. Has she let the perfect guy get away? And is it too late to get him back? Meanwhile, Hayden and Nick’s steamy relationship has ended in a frosty breakup, and now they’re just friends. But when they decide to go head-to-head in a boarding contest, the friendly competition gets heated….Will sparks start to fly on and off the slopes?

Download or read book Kiss My Black Ass written by Anthony X and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2016-11-09 with total page 330 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is his journeya Black Kiss-story thats full of funny, entertaining, and in some cases, heartbreaking stories of his years as a die-hard Kiss fan committed to the hottest band in the land. Its the voice for everyone who was there and remembers what it was like being a hardcore Kiss fan back in the day, with all the mystery, excitement, anticipation, and mania, but also the rejection, taunting, and funny looks. So get ready to go back to a time before you had a full-time job, responsibilities, commitments, the stress of daily life, and when Kiss was the most important thing in your life. Get ready to relive your magical Kiss years all over again.

Download or read book The Notebook written by Nicholas Sparks and published by Grand Central Publishing. This book was released on 2000-01-05 with total page 174 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Experience the unforgettable, heartbreaking love story set in post-World War II North Carolina about a young socialite and the boy who once stole her heart -- one of PBS's "Great American Reads". Every so often a love story so captures our hearts that it becomes more than a story-it becomes an experience to remember forever. The Notebook is such a book. It is a celebration of how passion can be ageless and timeless, a tale that moves us to laughter and tears and makes us believe in true love all over again... At thirty-one, Noah Calhoun, back in coastal North Carolina after World War II, is haunted by images of the girl he lost more than a decade earlier. At twenty-nine, socialite Allie Nelson is about to marry a wealthy lawyer, but she cannot stop thinking about the boy who long ago stole her heart. Thus begins the story of a love so enduring and deep it can turn tragedy into triumph, and may even have the power to create a miracle...

Download or read book Kiss My Ass A Lined Notebook for Your Everyday Needs written by Jay Wilson and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2018-10-10 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This notebook is perfect for you and your needs. With 50-150 lined pages it has enough room for you to jot, write, and scribble all your notes, thoughts and secrets. Check out Jay Wilson on Amazon for more designs and books that will fit your every need.What are you waiting for?If you would like to submit ides for a notebook cover or would like to submit a photo, I do give credit for photos where I know the photographer. Send me an email at [email protected] If you are the owner of a photo on one notebook and I have failed to credit you, send me an email and I will update the book to give you the rightful credit. Please accept my apology for using the image without giving credit. Thank you. Check out more poetry and writing on my instagram account. jay_wilson_the_writer

Download or read book Kiss of Steel written by Bec McMaster and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2012-09-01 with total page 446 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Action, adventure, steampunk, and blazing hot seduction...Bec McMaster offers it all."—Eve Silver, author of Sins of the Flesh A brilliantly creative debut where vampires, werewolves, and clockwork creatures roam the mist–shrouded streets of London... When Nowhere is Safe Most people avoid the dreaded Whitechapel district. For Honoria Todd, it's the last safe haven. But at what price? Blade is known as the master of the rookeries—no one dares cross him. It's been said he faced down the Echelon's army single–handedly, that ever since being infected by the blood–craving he's been quicker, stronger, and almost immortal. When Honoria shows up at his door, his tenuous control comes close to snapping. She's so...innocent. He doesn't see her backbone of steel—or that she could be the very salvation he's been seeking.

Download or read book The Book of Bright Ideas written by Sandra Kring and published by Delta. This book was released on 2006-05-30 with total page 321 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: BONUS: This edition contains an excerpt from Sandra Kring's A Life of Bright Ideas. Wisconsin, 1961. Evelyn “Button” Peters is nine the summer Winnalee and her fiery-spirited older sister, Freeda, blow into her small town–and from the moment she sees them, Button knows this will be a summer unlike any other. Much to her mother’s dismay, Button is fascinated by the Malone sisters, especially Winnalee, a feisty scrap of a thing who carries around a shiny silver urn containing her mother’s ashes and a tome she calls “The Book of Bright Ideas.” It is here, Winnalee tells Button, that she records everything she learns: her answers to the mysteries of life. But sometimes those mysteries conceal a truth better left buried. And when a devastating secret is suddenly revealed, dividing loyalties and uprooting lives, no one–from Winnalee and her sister to Button and her family–will ever be the same.

Download or read book Kiss My Ass Adult Notebook written by S. B. Nozaz and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-09-24 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: To release your stress from the big day, sometimes you need to swear. Anyway, to swear in the front of people is not look good. This notebook is the way to solve the problem and help you feel more relax.Feel free to write down anything, any word you like to swear. Let's release your big day with this miracle notebook.

Download or read book Hardcore Diaries written by Mick Foley and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2008-09-04 with total page 384 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What does it feel like to fall through a flaming table for the very first time? Or the umpteenth time for that matter. In the fresh off-the-cuff style that has earned him legions of admirers and made his previous wrestling books massive worldwide bestsellers, Foley gives readers a blow-by-blow first-hand account of exactly what it is like to step into the wrestling ring. As a champion wrestler he was known both for his tenacity in the ring and for the fearlessness which led him to take extraordinary risks in any number of groundbreaking dangerous stunts. And as an industry insider he offers a unique perspective on what it was like to perform at that level which readers will never find anywhere else. In HARDCORE DIARIES Mick Foley will take fans right inside a hardcore match, vividly recreating his experiences, and revealing how mentally and physically preparing for this extremely challenging sport has helped him become the legend he is today.