Download or read book The Adventures of Butthole Kitty written by Shawna Watson and published by . This book was released on 2021-12-15 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Butthole Kitty adventures in Alaska. See who he meets along the way.

Download or read book Cat Butt Coloring Book Cat Adventures written by Daisy East and published by . This book was released on 2021-03-26 with total page 86 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: These silly cats are showing their butthole everywhere! 40 Funny designs that are appropriate for adults and kids at the potty humor age An assortment of adventures and relaxing patterned pages. Easy to color for all ages. Some of the adventures include: Space Pirates Watching a movie Birthday Celebration School Picnic Camping and MORE! All pages have a black backing to help prevent bleed through of pages

Download or read book A Jar for Fluffy Butt Kitty written by Dodi Jacobi D.V.M. Ph.D. and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2021-09-24 with total page 41 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Noah has a kitty who needs a new toy. Fluffy Butt Kitty is very sweet, smart and silly. Find out what Noah does to get Fluffy Butt Kitty a new toy. What adventure will Fluffy Butt Kitty have along the way? Find out inside.

Download or read book A Jar for Fluffy Butt Kitty written by Dodi Jacobi and published by . This book was released on 2021-09-24 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Noah has a kitty who needs a new toy. Fluffy Butt Kitty is very sweet, smart and silly. Find out what Noah does to get Fluffy Butt Kitty a new toy. What adventure will Fluffy Butt Kitty have along the way? Find out inside.

Download or read book Electric Wizards written by JR Moores and published by Reaktion Books. This book was released on 2022-11-28 with total page 481 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From Black Sabbath to Big Black, a ride through the evolution, diversity, and influence of genre-defying heavy music. It began with the Beatles’ “Helter Skelter.” It was distilled to its dark essence by Black Sabbath. And it has flourished into a vibrant modern underground, epitomized by Newcastle’s Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs. This is the evolution of heavy music. The voyage is as varied as it is illuminating: from the lysergic blunt trauma of Blue Cheer to the locked grooves of Funkadelic, the aural frightmares of Faust to the tectonic crush of Sleep, alighting on post-punk, industrial, grunge, stoner rock, and numerous other genres along the way. Ranging from household names to obscure cult heroes and heroines, Electric Wizards demonstrates how each successive phase of heavy music was forged by what came before, outlining a rich and eclectic lineage that extends far beyond the usual boundaries of heavy rock or heavy metal. It extols those who did things differently, who introduced something fresh and exciting into this elemental tradition, whether by design, accident, or sheer chance. In doing so, Electric Wizards weaves an entirely new tapestry of heavy music.

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Download or read book Let s Go to Hell written by James Burns and published by Cheap Drugs. This book was released on 2015-08-21 with total page 506 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Butthole Surfers remain one of the most enigmatic bands in the history of rock music. Most of their records have no information of any kind, and often with the suggestion that you play them at 69 rpm.... They lived like nomads through much of the 1980s, and built their reputation upon tours that never ended, and shows that resembled hedonistic acid tests. They left a heap of former band members in their wake, and have often alienated as many fans as they've attracted. Here for the first time is the complete story of one of the most controversial and dangerous bands to have emerged from the ashes of the punk rock movement. 'Let's Go to Hell' compiles the scattered memories into the first comprehensive overview of the band. Featuring exclusive interviews, tons of rare and unpublished photographs, and analysis of the band's vast recorded (and unrecorded) efforts, 'Let's Go to Hell' finally tells the story that was thought (and often hoped) would never be told...

Download or read book The Tingleverse written by Chuck Tingle and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-02 with total page 276 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sporting events at the Billings Community Center are ending in angry outbursts, and in the woods nearby, sightings of The Manifested Concept Of Rage are becoming more and more frequent. Could the two be related? An entrepreneur moves to Montana and opens up a petting zoo for creatures of The Void. They claims the cages are secure, but when a big storm rolls into Billings some of the creatures escape. Was this their plan all along? Your reverse twin shows up with a mysterious box, looking for a place to stay. Strange noises are heard from the basement of the Billings Library at night. These adventures and more await you in The Tingleverse: The Official Chuck Tingle Role-Playing Game, which thrusts you directly into the middle of your very own Chuck Tingle story. This rulebook contains everything a group of buckaroos will need, including four playable types (bigfoot, dinosaur, human, and unicorn), five trots (bad boy, charmer, sneak, true buckaroo, and wizard), several unique ways, as well as hundreds of cool moves that are specially crafted for each unique play style. Within these 270+ pages you will also find various magical items and a menagerie of monsters, ranging from pesky Void crabs to this villainous Ted Cobbler himself. The only question left is: what are you waiting for? The adventure begins now!

Download or read book Cat Butts In Space The Feline Frontier A Coloring Book written by Val Brains and published by . This book was released on 2019-02-05 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The latest from the author of the bestselling Cat Butts, A Coloring Book: Hold on to Uranus and prepare for a coloring adventure that is out of this world! Cat Butts In Space (The Feline Frontier) is the #purrfect gift for the #catlover in your life. Planets, aliens, solar systems, spaceships, black holes and lots more get the #catbutt treatment in this unconventional coloring book for people with a hearty sense of humor and a love for all things #outerspace. Cat Butts In Space (The Feline Frontier) is the perfect companion to the cat butt magnet set you and your friends already have. You can color your favorite pages, tear them out and display them proudly on your fridge for all to see, or even mail them to a cat-loving friend.

Download or read book Butthole Surfers What Does Regret Mean written by Aaron Tanner and published by . This book was released on 2022-03-04 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Butthole Surfers: What Does Regret Mean? is a fully authorized visual history of the band with never-before-seen photos, artwork, and other memorabilia and from the viewpoint of their contemporaries. It features an introduction by Mickey Melchiondo (Ween) and exclusive interviews from Rob Zombie, Kim Thayil (Soundgarden), Thurston Moore and Lee Ranaldo (Sonic Youth), Eric Avery (Jane's Addiction), Steven Drozd (The Flaming Lips), Al Jourgensen (Ministry), Nick Oliveri (Queens of the Stone Age), Stephen Malkmus and Bob Nastanovich (Pavement), Neko Case, Dale Crover (Melvins), Eric Wilson (Sublime), Henry Rollins, Daniel Johnston, Cris Kirkwood and Derrick Bostrom (Meat Puppets), Steven McDonald (Redd Kross), Berserker Blothar and Balsac The Jaws of Death (GWAR), David Yow (Jesus Lizard), and many more!

Download or read book Tickle My Tush Mild to Wild Analplay Adventures for Everybooty written by Dr. Sadie Allison and published by Tickle Kitty Press. This book was released on 2012-03-15 with total page 162 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This smart new paperback guides women and men to the true pleasures of the under-explored seat of love. With Dr. Sadie’s trademark tongue-in-cheek narrative, together with dozens of tasteful illustrations, Tickle My Tush clearly shows how to enjoy these newfound thrills—comfortably, safely and pleasurably. Designed from mild-to-wild, backdoor-curious couples can easily find their personal approach and comfort levels--and at their own pace. From mild outercourse joys like sensual butt massage and gentle fingerplay, to wild orgasmic sensations of butt toys, innercourse and the table-turning thrills of “pegging”, they will feel confident with the tips and techniques that dispel fears and skyrocket pleasures. Tickle My Tush is the perfect companion for the one-third of American couples already engaging in analplay, and are interested in learning new knowledge and techniques that prevent discomfort and promote pleasure. It’s as equally inviting for anyone who’s curious about this adventure, but isn’t sure where to begin. THE PLEASURES YOU SEEK ARE RIGHT BEHIND YOU. Discover exciting new passions with the world’s most approachable “how-to” analplay guide. Stay mild–or go wild! Heat up with sensual butt massage, arouse with gentle fingerpadding, or take your buttplay adventures to the limit. Safeguard your health. Be confident with insider safer sex practices. Stay comfortable and protected – wherever your curiosities take you. Seeing is believing. Learn from over 60 tastefully explicit illustrations that show you the many exciting ways to give–and receive–with ease. Come from behind. Try all the touches and teases that unleash exhilarating climaxes–especially the proud ’n loud prostate orgasm! Double your pleasure. Discover the table-turning thrills of “pegging” and see why so many women—and men—are ecstatic. Go for ultimate arousal. Explore the erotic joys of fingerplay, tongue teases, penetration, butt toys, role reversal, and much more…. “If I’m gonna take advice from someone about my tush, it’s gonna be Dr. Sadie. Her style and humor are pleasant and informative, and she’s not afraid to leave out any embarrassing and important details. Remember...that’s where Cosmo gets its advice from!” -- ELENI SOLOMOU Columnist, Cosmopolitan “Whether you’re solo or with a partner—your fun, safe thrill-ride starts here.” -- CHARLIE GLICKMAN PH.D. Sexuality Educator & Writer “Dr. Sadie demystifies a taboo subject with humor, eloquence and a playful ease that leaves no vital information behind.” --EMILY MORSE Host Sex with Emily & Co-author Hot Sex Finally—a book that reveals all about anal sex in a way that’s simple and fun, reminding us that it’s really all about one thing: pleasure! -- DR. SANDOR GARDOS Licensed Clinical Psychologist & Sex Therapist Dr. Sadie is an exciting, alluring and thought-provoking artist. Each of her books never cease to move me to new heights, like a modern piece of art. --LAURA HENKEL PH.D. Erotic Art Appraiser & Founder Sin City Gallery From the bestselling author of Tickle His Pickle: Your Hands-on Guide to Penis Pleasing, Ride 'Em Cowgirl! Sex Position Secrets for Better Bucking, TOYGASMS! The Insiders Guide to Sex Toys and Techniques and Tickle Your Fancy: A Woman's Guide to Sexual Self-Pleasure.

Download or read book The Cat Butt Coloring and Activity Book written by Val Brains and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2020-04-14 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cat Butt Coloring and Activity Book is packed with 45 scenes to color in and 20 hilarious activities, all featuring felines and their behinds proudly on display. With hilarious (and cute!) line drawings of cats with their hindquarters proudly on display, this adult coloring and activity book full of cat butts is as clever and carefree as its featured felines. Color in lasers shooting from an intergalactic cat butt, or a chill skater cat that isn't ashamed to hold his tail a little too high. Filled with hours of entertainment, this is a cat butt bonanza every cat lover can get behind. • Filled with word searches, crosswords, and word scrambles—even pin the tail on the cat butt • Packed with funny yet bizarrely cute line drawings • The perfect way to pay homage to our furry friends' backsides Anyone who is a cat lover—and all too familiar with a feline's tendency to show off its tush—will love this humorous book. Cat Butt Coloring and Activity Book is an updated and expanded edition, including 45 drawings and 20 activities with more detailed artwork and, of course, more cat butts. • Scribble away your stress and unleash all the colors of your creativity. • Perfect as a gift for cat lovers who have an irreverent sense of humor • Great for those who loved The Farting Animals Coloring Book by M T Lott, Why Cat Why: A Coloring Book Explaining Cats by Theo Nicole Lorenz, and Pooping Animals: A Funny Coloring Book for Adults by Honey Badger Coloring

Download or read book My Absolute Darling written by Gabriel Tallent and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2018-06-26 with total page 434 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: INSTANT NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER LA TIMES BOOK PRIZE FINALIST NBCC JOHN LEONARD PRIZE FINALIST ONE OF THE NEW YORK TIMES'S MOST NOTABLE BOOKS OF 2017 ONE OF THE WASHINGTON POST’S MOST NOTABLE BOOKS OF 2017 ONE OF NPR’S ‘GREAT READS’ OF 2017 A USA TODAY BEST BOOK OF THE YEAR AN AMAZON.COM BEST BOOK OF THE YEAR A BUSINESS INSIDER BEST BOOK OF THE YEAR "Impossible to put down." —NPR "A novel that readers will gulp down, gasping.” —The Washington Post "The word 'masterpiece' has been cheapened by too many blurbs, but My Absolute Darling absolutely is one." —Stephen King A brilliant and immersive, all-consuming read about one fourteen-year-old girl's heart-stopping fight for her own soul. Turtle Alveston is a survivor. At fourteen, she roams the woods along the northern California coast. The creeks, tide pools, and rocky islands are her haunts and her hiding grounds, and she is known to wander for miles. But while her physical world is expansive, her personal one is small and treacherous: Turtle has grown up isolated since the death of her mother, in the thrall of her tortured and charismatic father, Martin. Her social existence is confined to the middle school (where she fends off the interest of anyone, student or teacher, who might penetrate her shell) and to her life with her father. Then Turtle meets Jacob, a high-school boy who tells jokes, lives in a big clean house, and looks at Turtle as if she is the sunrise. And for the first time, the larger world begins to come into focus: her life with Martin is neither safe nor sustainable. Motivated by her first experience with real friendship and a teenage crush, Turtle starts to imagine escape, using the very survival skills her father devoted himself to teaching her. What follows is a harrowing story of bravery and redemption. With Turtle's escalating acts of physical and emotional courage, the reader watches, heart in throat, as this teenage girl struggles to become her own hero—and in the process, becomes ours as well. Shot through with striking language in a fierce natural setting, My Absolute Darling is an urgently told, profoundly moving read that marks the debut of an extraordinary new writer.

Download or read book Ass Goblins of Auschwitz written by Cameron Pierce and published by . This book was released on 2009-10 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's Monty Python meets Nazi exploitation in a surreal nightmare as can only be imagined by Bizarro author Cameron Pierce. In a land where black snow falls in the shape of swastikas, there exists a nightmarish prison camp known as Auschwitz. It is run by a fascist, flatulent race of aliens called the Ass Goblins, who travel in apple-shaped spaceships to abduct children from the neighboring world of Kidland. Prisoners 999 and 1001 are conjoined twin brothers forced to endure the sadistic tortures of these ass-shaped monsters. To survive, they must eat kid skin and work all day constructing bicycles and sex dolls out of dead children. While the Ass Goblins become drunk on cider made from fermented children, the twins plot their escape. But it won't be easy. They must overcome toilet toads, cockrats, ass dolls, and the surgical experiments that are slowly mutating them into goblin-child hybrids. Forget everything you know about Auschwitz...you're about to be Shit Slaughtered.

Download or read book Paper Towns written by John Green and published by A&C Black. This book was released on 2013 with total page 321 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Quentin Jacobson has spent a lifetime loving Margo Roth Spiegelman from afar. So when she cracks open a window and climbs into his life - dressed like a ninja and summoning him for an ingenious campaign of revenge - he follows. After their all-nighter ends, Q arrives at school to discover that Margo has disappeared.

Download or read book Furiously Happy written by Jenny Lawson and published by Flatiron Books. This book was released on 2015-09-22 with total page 352 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In Furiously Happy, #1 New York Times bestselling author Jenny Lawson explores her lifelong battle with mental illness. A hysterical, ridiculous book about crippling depression and anxiety? That sounds like a terrible idea. But terrible ideas are what Jenny does best. As Jenny says: "Some people might think that being 'furiously happy' is just an excuse to be stupid and irresponsible and invite a herd of kangaroos over to your house without telling your husband first because you suspect he would say no since he's never particularly liked kangaroos. And that would be ridiculous because no one would invite a herd of kangaroos into their house. Two is the limit. I speak from personal experience. My husband says that none is the new limit. I say he should have been clearer about that before I rented all those kangaroos. "Most of my favorite people are dangerously fucked-up but you'd never guess because we've learned to bare it so honestly that it becomes the new normal. Like John Hughes wrote in The Breakfast Club, 'We're all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it.' Except go back and cross out the word 'hiding.'" Furiously Happy is about "taking those moments when things are fine and making them amazing, because those moments are what make us who we are, and they're the same moments we take into battle with us when our brains declare war on our very existence. It's the difference between "surviving life" and "living life". It's the difference between "taking a shower" and "teaching your monkey butler how to shampoo your hair." It's the difference between being "sane" and being "furiously happy." Lawson is beloved around the world for her inimitable humor and honesty, and in Furiously Happy, she is at her snort-inducing funniest. This is a book about embracing everything that makes us who we are - the beautiful and the flawed - and then using it to find joy in fantastic and outrageous ways. Because as Jenny's mom says, "Maybe 'crazy' isn't so bad after all." Sometimes crazy is just right.

Download or read book Color My Butt written by PenMagic Books and published by . This book was released on 2020-05-10 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An Incredibly Humorous Coloring book for Kids and Adults!