Download or read book The Accidental Houseguest written by Clive Quarmby and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2014-03 with total page 184 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Accidental Houseguest takes a satirical and mocking look at the IRS, FBI, DEA, gangsters, bouncers and the Miami fl amboyant lifestyle. Gerald Owen is the former President of WarmBodyJobs.com, an Internet Job Board for the unemployable, whose slogan was 'Where Second Best Is Just Too Good.' The company enjoys great success until Gerald's partner, Marty, embezzles the company's tax money to enjoy a lavish retirement in a nonextraditable island. The IRS is less than pleased. They close down the company and prosecute the unwitting Gerald. To avoid an inevitable long prison sentence, Gerald decides to commit suicide and spend his last three days as a fugitive in Miami. He boards an earlier plane by switching airline tickets with an undercover DEA agent, Arnold Puffin, whom he found lying unconscious in the men's restroom. Arriving at Miami International Airport, Gerald is mistaken for Arnold Puffin and chauffeured to the Golden Beach mansion of Vincent Campari, a reputed mafia chief. Puffin had been invited to stay as a guest of Vincent's daughter, who, fortuitously, is stuck in Paris due to a silly airline strike. Meanwhile, DEA agents, who have been staking out Vincent's mansion from a rundown house across the street, are delighted in the belief that their secret agent has penetrated the Campari bastion. Assuming his new identity, Gerald stays with the dysfunctional Campari family. With only three planned days to live, Gerald becomes invincible as he enjoys sexual favors while facing untold attempts on his life.
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Download or read book The Accidental Hostess written by Moni Arnowitz and published by . This book was released on 1991 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The survival manual for Coping with Constant Company, THE ACCIDENTAL HOSTESS! Written by four Florida residents, this light-hearted book is both helpful and hilarious. Its suggestions cover visits from family, dear friends, drop-ins, and that most dreaded of company life forms, Spring Breakers. It includes menus and recipes (each exhaustingly tested by a discriminating panel of house guests) suitable for each of these categories. Written in Florida, by Floridians, about Florida entertaining, it should be required reading for residents, tourists and anyone who shares the writers' special love for this special state. THE ACCIDENTAL HOSTESS includes: * Light-hearted, humorous prose about how to keep your sanity during our seasonal influx of out of town company. * Suggestions on how to categorize and prioritize your guests (family, dear friends, drop-ins and spring breakers) and entertain them accordingly. * Menus and tested recipes appropriate for each category of guests, specializing in light, fresh Florida cuisine. * A comprehensive index to insure ease-of-use. "The book is an absolute delight...easy to read, funny and of real practical value. As you know, I am an expert at cookbooks. I've written one, read many and have traveled all over the world trying out new ideas. Your book is one of the best I've ever seen. It should be read by everyone."--Willard Scott, NBC News. "With HUMOR, this new book discusses how to cope with unexpected guests and other visiting emergencies. Unarguable appeal? And how!"--Edith Brin, The Milwaukee Journal. "The fast selling book, THE ACCIDENTAL HOSTESS, is a how-to guide to being a hostess (or host) in a popular tourist destination...it mixes humor with practical advice for keeping your life in balance once house guests arrive."--Ad Hudler, Ft. Meyers News Press. "I have used this book a lot...I particularly like their philosophy, 'When the going gets rough, lower your standards.'"-Paul Hamilton, Oakland Tribune
Download or read book Gentlemen Prefer Broomsticks written by Melinda Chase and published by Witchy Mysteries . This book was released on 2022-08-13 with total page 169 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When I said I wanted an adventure, maybe I should’ve been a bit clearer… See, I imaged a Harry Potter or Disney-style adventure. You know, the kind that comes with plenty of fun, romance, and the promise of a happy ending. Instead, my adventure is looking like something out of Game of Thrones. My Shade-filled dreams have been replaced with a recurring nightmare, and there’s a random Banshee seemingly haunting mine and Willa’s house. Just when I think nothing else could happen, Shade literally drops through my roof with not-so-good news. The King Collector is here. And it turns out, this time, he’s coming for Willa and me… Gentlemen Prefer Broomsticks is the third book in the brand new series: Accidentally Magical at Midlife? from author Melinda Chase.
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Download or read book An Unwanted Guest written by Shari Lapena and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2019-05-14 with total page 321 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: AN INSTANT NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER! Another thrilling domestic suspense novel from the New York Times bestselling author of The Couple Next Door and Not a Happy Family “A gripping mystery perfect for fans of Agatha Christie.” –Good Housekeeping “Another nail-biter perfect for an all-nighter.” –Entertainment Weekly A weekend retreat at a cozy mountain lodge is supposed to be the perfect getaway . . . but when the storm hits, no one is getting away It's winter in the Catskills and Mitchell's Inn, nestled deep in the woods, is the perfect setting for a relaxing--maybe even romantic--weekend away. It boasts spacious old rooms with huge woodburning fireplaces, a well-stocked wine cellar, and opportunities for cross-country skiing, snowshoeing, or just curling up with a good murder mystery. So when the weather takes a turn for the worse, and a blizzard cuts off the electricity--and all contact with the outside world--the guests settle in and try to make the best of it. Soon, though, one of the guests turns up dead--it looks like an accident. But when a second guest dies, they start to panic. Within the snowed-in paradise, something--or someone--is picking off the guests one by one. And there's nothing they can do but hunker down and hope they can survive the storm--and one another.
Download or read book The Accidental written by Ali Smith and published by Anchor. This book was released on 2007-04-10 with total page 250 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Filled with the bestselling, award-winning author's trademark wordplay and inventive storytelling, here is the dizzyingly entertaining, wickedly humorous story of a mysterious stranger whose sudden appearance during a family’s summer holiday transforms four variously unhappy people. Each of the Smarts—parents Eve and Michael, son Magnus, and the youngest, daughter Astrid—encounter Amber in his or her own solipsistic way, but somehow her presence allows them to see their lives (and their life together) in a new light. Smith’s narrative freedom and exhilarating facility with language propel the novel to its startling, wonderfully enigmatic conclusion.
Download or read book Positive Obligations in Criminal Law written by Andrew Ashworth and published by A&C Black. This book was released on 2014-07-18 with total page 395 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book offers a set of essays, old and new, examining the positive obligations of individuals and the state in matters of criminal law. The centrepiece is a new, extended essay on the criminalisation of omissions-examining the duties to act imposed on individuals and organisations by the criminal law, and assessing their moral and social foundations. Alongside this is another new essay on the state's positive obligations to put in place criminal laws to protect certain individual rights. Introducing the volume is the author's much-cited essay on criminalisation, 'Is the Criminal Law a Lost Cause?'. The book sets out to shed new light on contemporary arguments about the proper boundaries of the criminal law, not least by exploring the justifications for imposing positive duties (reinforced by the criminal law) on individuals and their relation to the positive obligations of the state.
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