Download or read book Texts from Mittens written by Angie Bailey and published by Harlequin. This book was released on 2015-03-31 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Texts from Mittens is a series of text message conversations between a snappy, self-absorbed housecat named Mittens and his long-suffering human, a single woman who works away from home during the day. Mittens relentlessly hassles his human all day long, while only taking breaks to watch Judge Judy, hang with his best friend Stumpy, complain about the antics of Drunk Patty the neighbor, ask Grandma for money to buy useless items from QVC, and harass the “filthy beast” dog, Phil. Angie Bailey is an award-winning writer and blogger, humorist, and professional member of the Cat Writers’ Association. Her primary blog, Catladyland, has won many awards, and her humor writing is featured nearly daily on Catster.com, one of the most popular cat sites on the Web. She loves to photograph her cats in silly poses and sleeps with one eye open. And yes, she has three cats. “Each installment of Texts From Mittens is like a little gift to brighten your day!” —Kate Benjamin, Hauspanther founder and co-author of Catification with Jackson Galaxy "Texts From Mittens makes me wish my cat had thumbs! This is a hilarious book; Angie Bailey has done it again!” —Jeremy Greenberg, Author of Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed "We all knew that cats were hilarious, but Ms. Bailey's sardonic cat quips really take their mannerisms, attitude and occasional apathy to another level." —Susan Michals, Curator of Cat Art Show Los Angeles Come home! There's an emergency! What?? Are you OK? My dish is half empty! I'll be home soon. You wish starvation upon me! Stop being dramatic. Am weeak. Caan hasrdly tyyppe. Are you going to wear those black pants on your bed? Yes. I have a date. They're comfortable. Mittens, get off my pants! FYI: Poly-blend makes your butt look big

Download or read book Texting Mitts written by Leisure Arts and published by Leisure Arts. This book was released on 2012-12-04 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When it's cold outside, you need texting mitts! These fingerless gloves keep your hands toasty while you stay in touch. These eight designs by Andee Graves are really soft and comfy to wear because they're crocheted with super fine weight sock yarn. The patterns range from Beginner to Intermediate skill levels. So even if you've only crocheted a little, you'll still find the perfect pattern. Why not make extras for your friends? Warm mitts r gr8 gifts! Designs include Simple Beginner Lace Mitts, Small V-Stitch Wristers, Diamond Back Mitts, Seashell Mitts, Cabled Shell Mitts, Chunky V's Lace Mitts, Staggered Cross Stitch Mitts, Twisted Cable Columns Mitts. BONUS: Online technique videos. ISBN: 9781464706325

Download or read book Texts from Mittens written by Angie Bailey and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2019-09-03 with total page 152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Follow along with Mittens as he enjoys hilarious, snark-filled text volleys with his cast of quirky friends and family: Earl (the “filthy hound”), Stumpy (the best friend), Drunky Patty (the usually tipsy next-door neighbor), Grandma (giver of treats), and Fiona (Mitty’s girlfriend). Based on Angie Bailey’s virally popular blog, Texts from Mittens: The Friends and Family Edition is feline humor at its finest.

Download or read book Knit a Pair of Texting Mitts written by Frank Janis (author) and published by . This book was released on 1901 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book The Knook Beginners Set for Kids written by Leisure Arts and published by Leisure Arts. This book was released on 2012-10-15 with total page 35 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Now kids can join the fun of learning to knit with the Knook, a specialized crochet hook from Leisure Arts that replaces traditional knitting needles. No more dropped stitches to chase after! A cord threaded through the Knook handle keeps them secure! The Beginner Set for Kids comes with 2 sizes of Knooks, 2 cords, a clip, 2 yarn needles, and a pocket-size instruction book. Knook sizes included are L-8 mm in pink and M-9 mm in purple, for using bulky and super bulky yarns. Cords are each 42 inches long (106.5 cm). How-To book is 32 pages, with step-by-step beginner instructions featuring photos for right-handed and left-handed stitchers. Book also includes beginner patterns for a scarf, fingerless texting mitts, and a hat. Free how-to videos and more patterns are available at LeisureArts' website.

Download or read book Super Cute Hippo Fingerless Gloves Knit Flat with 2 Needles written by Janis Frank and published by Janis Frank. This book was released on 2024-01-21 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Knit flat on 2 needles with regular worsted weight yarn with single pointed knitting needles this will certainly be the most unique pieces you’ll make in a while. Not sure if this pattern is for you? There are numerous photos showing you exactly how to do the trickier parts. As long as you have the knitting basics covered, I will show you the rest. The pattern gives instructions to make small, medium and large sizes. And have no worries about the hippos ever falling off. They are created while you knit and are incorporated into the fingerless mittens. A quick note on sizing. Like my other fingerless glove patterns, the sizes are adjusted by changing the size of the knitting needles. It gives a better overall look and maintains the proportion of the hippo to the glove. The purchase of this pattern allows you to make and sell the gloves, but you may not redistribute or resell this pattern.

Download or read book Goodnight Moon written by Margaret Wise Brown and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2016-11-08 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this classic of children's literature, beloved by generations of readers and listeners, the quiet poetry of the words and the gentle, lulling illustrations combine to make a perfect book for the end of the day. In a great green room, tucked away in bed, is a little bunny. "Goodnight room, goodnight moon." And to all the familiar things in the softly lit room—to the picture of the three little bears sitting on chairs, to the clocks and his socks, to the mittens and the kittens, to everything one by one—the little bunny says goodnight. One of the most beloved books of all time, Goodnight Moon is a must for every bookshelf and a time-honored gift for baby showers and other special events.

Download or read book North American Free Trade Agreement Texts of Agreement Implementing Bill Statement of Administrative Action and Required Supporting Statements written by United States. President (1993-2001 : Clinton) and published by . This book was released on 1993 with total page 2000 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Loom Knitting for Mommy and Me written by Leisure Arts and published by Leisure Arts. This book was released on 2012-11-03 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 5942 Loom Knitting for Mommy and Me Make loom-knit gifts for all the mothers, babies, and children in your life! Kathy Norris's happy designs include fashion accessories in a range of sizes and an adorable sock monkey pillow that's perfect for hugging. 10 designs for Beginner to Intermediate skill levels, using light or medium weight yarns: Anklets, Slouch Beanie, Cowl, Hooded Scarf, Sock Monkey Pillow, Elf Hat, Baby Jacket, Fingerless Mitts, and Baby Socks (Striped and Ruffled styles). BONUS: Online technique videos.

Download or read book Uruguay Round Trade Agreements Texts of Agreements Implementing Bill Statement of Administrative Action and Required Supporting Statements written by United States. President (1993-2001 : Clinton) and published by . This book was released on 1994 with total page 1948 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Selbu Mittens written by Anne Bardsgard and published by Trafalgar Square Books. This book was released on 2022-12-31 with total page 740 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The ultimate compendium for any Norwegian mitten enthusiast, this gorgeous and inspiring resource was produced in conjunction with a one-of-a-kind exhibition of gloves and mittens from Selbu at the Sverresborg Trøndelag Folkemuseum. A thoroughly researched and illustrated account of the rich history of Selbu patterning—instantly recognizable for its dramatic contrasts and intricate motifs—covers the development of the designs themselves, and the essential role these knitted accessories have played in the cultural and economic development of the Selbu region. Then, dive into pages upon pages of over 500 colorwork charts, organized according to the source of their inspiration, from classic stars, snowflakes, and flowers to elk, spiders, and coffee beans. Complete patterns are included for 35 mittens and gloves from the original museum collection, accompanied by short biographies of the original designers—or choose from an overflowing selection of motifs for palms, thumbs, cuffs, and even patterned edging techniques for joining around the hand, to create endlessly fascinating combinations.

Download or read book Tales from Afar written by Kayla West and published by BookRix. This book was released on 2014-04-22 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of fictional short stories about nature, overwhelming emotional moments, trials of faith and freedom of expression. These stories were chosen from my collection of old and new works . Take your time to enjoy their journeys.

Download or read book The Legal Texts written by World Trade Organization and published by Cambridge University Press. This book was released on 1999-11-25 with total page 510 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Contains GATT, GATS, TRIPS, the new dispute settlement procedures and the legal framework of the WTO.

Download or read book Easy Knitted Fingerless Gloves written by Nihon Vogue and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-17 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fingerless gloves have burst onto the fashion scene in recent years--with designers from Gucci to Kate Spade embracing this popular style. Now home knitters can create personalized fingerless gloves using original Japanese knitting patterns. From the editors of Nihon Vogue--the Japanese publisher of worldwide knitting bestsellers by Hitomi Shida, Yoko Hatta, Keiko Okamoto and other top knitting designers--Easy Knitted Fingerless Gloves presents an updated take on a favorite cool weather accessory with classic patterns like Fair Isle, Aran, cables and knit-and-purl, all knitted using Japanese charts and techniques. Among the 21 patterns in this book you'll find: Fair Isle-patterned gloves with lacy cuffs A pair of slouchy, lightweight arm warmers Cozy picot-finished gloves with loop-stitched cuffs Elegant beaded mohair cuffs And more! The colorful patterns and classy neutrals offer something for every personal style and level of coziness. A few basic lessons--aimed at those who already have some knitting experience--and a step-by-step guide to the Japanese knitting symbols help simplify the process. Easy Knitted Fingerless Gloves brings knitters everywhere a step closer to Japan's much-loved styles and techniques. Once you get started, making these beauties will be as addicting as wearing them!

Download or read book Nine Fingerless Gloves and Mitts to Knit written by Janis Frank and published by Janis Frank. This book was released on 2022-08-16 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Keep your hands warm in all kinds of weather with this collection of nine fingerless gloves and mittens patterns. This collection contains patterns for fingerless gloves knit flat on 2 needles and seamless gloves and mittens knit in the round on double pointed needles (DPN). This compilation also includes mitts that are specifically designed for texting. And lastly, another design to free your fingers when you need them but cover your fingers when required. In short, this collection meets all your fashion and functionality requirements. The collection contains all of the author's current knitted mitt and glove patterns to date. Specifically this compilation includes: Super Simple Fingerless Gloves Easy to Knit Owl Fingerless Gloves How to Knit Fingerless Gloves How to Knit Fingerless Gloves – with OWLS! Basic Long Fingerless Gloves Cable Fingerless Gloves or Mitts Knit a Pair of Flip Mittens or Fingerless Gloves Knit a Pair of Texting Mitts Arm Warmers or Gloves – with BOWS! The purchase of this book allows you to make and sell the gloves, mittens or arm warmers you create.

Download or read book Voices Long Silenced written by Joy A. Schroeder and published by Presbyterian Publishing Corp. This book was released on 2022-02-15 with total page 371 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hundreds of women studied and interpreted the Bible between the years 100–2000 CE, but their stories have remained largely untold. In this book, Schroeder and Taylor introduce readers to the notable contributions of female commentators through the centuries. They unearth fascinating accounts of Jewish and Christian women from diverse communities—rabbinic experts, nuns, mothers, mystics, preachers, teachers, suffragists, and household managers—who interpreted Scripture through their writings. This book recounts the struggles and achievements of women who gained access to education and biblical texts. It tells the story of how their interpretive writings were preserved or, all too often, lost. It also explores how, in many cases, women interpreted Scripture differently from the men of their times. Consequently, Voices Long Silenced makes an important, new contribution to biblical reception history. This book focuses on women's written words and briefly comments on women’s interpretation in media, such as music, visual arts, and textile arts. It includes short, representative excerpts from diverse women’s own writings that demonstrate noteworthy engagement with Scripture. Voices Long Silencedcalls on scholars and religious communities to recognize the contributions of women, past and present, who interpreted Scripture, preached, taught, and exercised a wide variety of ministries in churches and synagogues.

Download or read book The Things They Carried written by Tim O'Brien and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2009-10-13 with total page 259 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A classic work of American literature that has not stopped changing minds and lives since it burst onto the literary scene, The Things They Carried is a ground-breaking meditation on war, memory, imagination, and the redemptive power of storytelling. The Things They Carried depicts the men of Alpha Company: Jimmy Cross, Henry Dobbins, Rat Kiley, Mitchell Sanders, Norman Bowker, Kiowa, and the character Tim O’Brien, who has survived his tour in Vietnam to become a father and writer at the age of forty-three. Taught everywhere—from high school classrooms to graduate seminars in creative writing—it has become required reading for any American and continues to challenge readers in their perceptions of fact and fiction, war and peace, courage and fear and longing. The Things They Carried won France's prestigious Prix du Meilleur Livre Etranger and the Chicago Tribune Heartland Prize; it was also a finalist for the Pulitzer Prize and the National Book Critics Circle Award.