Download or read book Tearable Puns written by Cider Mill Press and published by Cider Mill Press. This book was released on 2019-09-10 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Decorate your room with tear-out puns or keep them on hand in case of emergency with this treasure trove of truly tearable puns. Impress your friends and punish your enemies with hundreds of groan-worthy puns to cover any subject. These tear-out posters are perfect for paging through for new material, pulling out when you’re in a bind for new comebacks, or distributing to pun lovers wherever they may be. Decorate your room with tear-out puns or keep them on hand in case of emergency with this treasure trove of truly tearable puns. With 50 pages of wacky wordplay, you can file these punny posters away for a rainy day or fold them into your day-to-day conversation. Get the best gift in print for pun lovers and wordplay masters, if you have the spine to put up with hundreds of new puns.
Download or read book Laugh Out Loud Jokes for Kids Laugh Out Loud Jokes for Kids written by Rob Elliott and published by Baker Books. This book was released on 2010-08-01 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 2 million sold! USA TODAY bestseller! Wall Street Journal bestseller! What happens to race car drivers when they eat too much? They get indy-gestion. Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids provides children ages 7-10 many hours of fun and laughter. Young readers will have a blast sharing this collection of hundreds of one-liners, knock knock jokes, tongue twisters, and more with their friends and family! This mega-bestselling book will have children rolling on the floor with laughter and is sure to be a great gift idea for any child.
Download or read book The Big Book of Dad Jokes written by Joe Kerz and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2022-04-19 with total page 389 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hundreds and Hundreds of Jokes that Will Drive Your Family Crazy Nothing is more hilarious for moms, sons, and daughters than the bad jokes dads tell. (Well, at least he thinks they're hilarious . . .) Have you ever noticed when you’re out to dinner and your dad takes it upon himself to antagonize your server with a lame joke? Has he ever made a pun that made everyone at a family gathering roll their eyes? Has he ever made a corny comment about things simply lying around the house? If you answered “yes” to any of the following, you’re not alone. Dad jokes are at the center of all dad interactions and the core of every dad’s persona. This comedic compendium compiles more than eight hundred of the best jokes dads can use to hone their craft and ensure maximum eye rolling. Included within are jokes such as: Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food; no atmosphere. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s fine, he woke up. What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room? Odor in the court. What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant. What kind of tea is hard to swallow? Reality. With Dad Jokes, give your dad the gift of becoming the least funny/most "punny" guy in the room.
Download or read book The Brick of Dad Puns written by Cider Mill Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2023-03-28 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Did you hear about the two radios that got married? The reception was fantastic. This cheesy-but-grate book is jam-packed with unbearable puns that are so bad, they’re good. This collection features over 200 jokes–all puns intended! These are jokes you’ll love to hate. From the good to the bad and the ugly, these clever one-liners and witticisms will have readers of all ages laughing—and groaning. This book is perfect for punsters and dad joke aficionados who enjoy cringe-worthy jokes, or you can gift it to that long-suffering friend or family member as pun-ishment! Including: - Did you hear about the restaurant on the Moon? Great food, but no atmosphere. - Did you hear the joke about paper? It’s tear-able. - When does a joke become a dad joke? When it’s fully groan. And many more! Build your fatherly humor with the brick-ass jokes in The Brick of Puns.
Download or read book Enjoy a Joke 500 Dirty Corny and Silly Puns Jokes for Adults 12 written by Adam Smith and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2018-03 with total page 98 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A pun is a joke that makes a play on words. A pun, also called paronomasia, uses words that have several meanings or words that sound similar but have different meanings. You've come to the right place. Funny Puns is one of the best compilations of puns in English that will surely hold your attention. In this book you can find all sorts of puns that will amuse you and will create a good mood. Examples: -A vulture boards a plane, carrying two dead possums. The attendant looks at him and says, "I'm sorry, sir, only one carry on allowed per passenger." -Santa's helpers are known as subordinate Clauses. -She had a photographic memory but never developed it. -The two pianists had a good marriage. They always were in a chord. -I was struggling to figure out how lightning works then it struck me. -I really wanted a camouflage shirt, but I couldn't find one. -The grammarian was very logical. He had a lot of comma sense. Thank you! Have a lot of fun!
Download or read book Knock Knock Jokes for Kids Laugh Out Loud Jokes for Kids written by Rob Elliott and published by Baker Books. This book was released on 2013-06-15 with total page 126 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kids can't get enough of laughter--so they can't get enough of Rob Elliot's hilarious joke books! Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids is an all-new collection of knock-knock jokes that will have kids and kids-at-heart rolling in the aisles. Jokes like Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben away for a while but I'm back now With more than 2 million copies sold of his first book, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids, it's clear that kids (and their adults) are looking for clean, lighthearted humor--and Rob Elliott delivers.
Download or read book World s Best and Worst Puns written by Georgia Beth and published by LernerClassroom. This book was released on 2018-03 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Humorous full-color photos, high-interest subject matter, and sidebars highlighting especially groan-worthy jokes make these joke books a hilarious delight for younger readers.
Download or read book This Book Is Tear Able written by Bayan Shimizu and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2015-10-31 with total page 66 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the author of PUNISHMENT, comes a second book of puns. Young author Bayan Shimizu uses the power of writing to survive the sudden death of his brother Lakas and to thrive in the aftermath of the worst loss. Full of fun, wit and humor, THIS BOOK IS TEAR-ABLE affirms how creativity can create community and express sibling love.
Download or read book World s Funniest Puns written by James Alexander and published by Crombie Jardine Publishing. This book was released on 2006-06-01 with total page 59 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A pun is its own reword... Yes, here is a collection of witty little asides. Read 'em and groan! Did you hear about the raisin who cheated on his wife? It was in the newspaper, in the current affairs section. 'The pun is mightier than the sword' James Joyce.
Download or read book Punny Jokes written by Warren Peace and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2021-09-07 with total page 113 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Pun and jokelovers unite!Punny Jokesis packed with hundreds upon hundreds of hilarious, pun-tastic jokes! What's better than a good pun? Five hundred of the puniest jokes in the universe, of course!Punny Jokesis a gift-worthy hardcover that covers everything from classic puns of yore to brand-new jokes, including: What do you call a cow without legs?Ground beef. When does a duck wake up?At the quack of dawn! Why are teddy bears never hungry?They're stuffed! What type of sandals does a frog wear?Open-toad! What's a pirate's favorite letter?RRRRRR. What did the syrup say to the waffle?I love you a waffle lot! What do you call the wife of a hippies?A Mississippi! And many, many more! WithPunny Jokes, you'll be rolling on the floor laughing-for real!
Download or read book Lunchbox Jokes written by Deana Gunn and published by Brown Bag Pub. This book was released on 2013-08 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tear-out jokes to put inside a child's lunchbox.
Download or read book Puns for Kids written by Becci Lakeman and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2018-04-30 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Puns, Jokes, and Riddles for Kids Puns can be a funny figure of speech or they can be a play on words in a joke or a riddle. They use different meanings for a word. Pun: Space jokes are out of this world. Pun: Why are fish so smart? They live in schools. (c) 2018 All Rights Reserved
Download or read book Have a Little Pun written by Frida Clements and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2015-08-11 with total page 82 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Artist Frida Clements playfully combines colorfully detailed flora and fauna drawings with funny hand-lettered wordplay in this collection of beautifully illustrated puns. Honey, bee yourself! Gopher it. Don't be koi. Like puns? That's coo, says the pigeon. Hate puns? Birch, please. Bringing a giggle (and sometimes a groan) with each inspired page, this clever ebook makes a lovely and lighthearted gift for fans of witty humor and illustration. Having a bad hare day? Feeling a little antsy? What the hail, just dill with it, and for fox sake, have a little pun.
Download or read book More Lunch Lines written by Dan Signer and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2020-03-03 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A fresh helping of laugh-out-loud jokes from the creator of Lunch Lines! What is a sheep's favorite karate move? A lamb chop! Parents can turn lunchtime into a real treat with a joke from More Lunch Lines every day! Packed with enough jokes for a whole school year and accompanied by hilarious illustrations, this clever book serves up a fresh helping of sidesplitting jokes and riddles on topics kids love, like animals, space, and sports. Just tear out a joke and drop it in a lunch for a school year of smiles—perfect for busy parents and hectic mornings! • A perfect back-to-school gift for busy parents • Enough hilarious jokes for an entire school year! • Dan Singer is a comedy writer who has written for the TV shows A.N.T. Farm, The Suite Life of Zack and Cody, and One Day at a Time. Joke loving kids who love Lunchbox Notes and Laugh Out Loud Jokes for Kids will laugh it up for More Lunch Lines. • Joke books for kids age 5 and up • Kids lunch notes jokes • Lunch box notes Dan Signer is a comedy writer who has written for TV shows including A.N.T. Farm, The Suite Life of Zack and Cody, and One Day at a Time. He lives in Los Angeles with his wife and two sons.
Download or read book A Dictionary of Shakespeare s Sexual Puns and Their Significance written by Frankie Rubinstein and published by Springer. This book was released on 1989-12-11 with total page 394 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: '...Rubinstein is far from innocent and comes to our aid with a lot of learning...and is quite right to urge that not to appreciate the sexiness of Shakespeare's language impoverishes our own understanding of him. For one thing, it was a strong element in his appeal to Elizabethans, who were much less woolly-mouthed and smooth-tongued than we are. For another, it has constituted a salty preservative for his work, among those who can appreciate it...an enlightening book.' A.L.Rowse, The Standard.
Download or read book Lunchbox Jokes Animals written by Deana Gunn and published by Brown Bag Publishers. This book was released on 2013-08 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Add a joke and make lunch fun! Lunchbox notes are a great way to say "I love you" when your child is at school. Each tear-out page contains a joke that will add a smile to the lunch menu. Whether your kid relishes the fun alone or takes center stage and reads to the rest of the table, Lunchbox Jokes makes it easy, fun, and funny.
Download or read book 3650 Jokes Puns and Riddles written by Charles Foxgrover and published by Black Dog & Leventhal. This book was released on 2009-08-26 with total page 546 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: National Humor Month won't be the same with this huge, classic collection of side-splitting, groan-worthy, family-friendly jokes, puns, and riddles. Guaranteed LOLs at a time we can all use a laugh. Between these covers are a staggering 3650 entries - at a joke a day that's 10 full years of comedy! With chapters on everything from Modern Romance, the Working World and Aging to Pop Culture, Money, and much more, 3650 Jokes, Puns and Riddles contains the most ridiculous quip for every conceivable occasion. There are gibes, barbs, and insults, knock-knock jokes, and one-liners, doctor jokes and lawyer jokes, animal jokes and family jokes, and throughout a seemingly endless supply of bad puns. 3650 Jokes, Puns and Riddles will have you chuckling, chortling, giggling, grinning, and groaning in spite of yourself.
