Download or read book Tall White and Hung written by Ann L. Probe and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2013-11 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Warning: ADULTS ONLY! This story was written for people 18 and older, and features explicit sex between humans and non-human entities. Think you can handle it? Read at your own risk! A HORNY ALIEN WHO NEEDS TO GET LAID OR HE'LL DIE An alien race known as the Tall Whites are holed up in Nevada, and their only pilot has gone into heat, but as his wife died and he can't have sex with another member of his race, the pressure building up within him will kill him, stranding the aliens on Earth. ENTER AMY RUSH The Tall Whites offer the military the secret of traversing wormholes if Amy can save their pilot. SLEEPING WITH THE ALIEN Amy agrees, but she doesn't know how BIG the alien is. The bigger the better sounds all well and good until she sees what she's in for. Can Amy handle the big guy? The fate of the world hangs in the balance, and Amy doesn't want this to be her last fling, so she pulls out all the stops to please the well endowed alien.

Download or read book Mounting the Mothman written by Ann L. Probe and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2013-11 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Warning: ADULTS ONLY! This story was written for people 18 and older, and features explicit sex between humans and non-human entities. Think you can handle it? Read at your own risk! A REQUESTED RENDEZVOUS The Mothman has returned to Point Pleasant, West Viginia, and he wants Amy Rush and is willing to trade a sample of his DNA for the coupling. The military hopes that they can isolate a precognitive gene within the Mothman's DNA so they can grant ESP to their soldiers, so they send Amy to service the extraterrestrial being. TWO PROBLEMS First, Amy doesn't like moths and really doesn't want to sleep with the Mothman. Second, the Mothman has his own nefarious reasons for wanting to sleep with Amy. Can she service the Mothman and escape with her life or will this be Amy's last fling? This short story clocks in around 4200 words, and was designed to be read with one hand free. THE ALIEN SEX CHRONICLES SERIES BY ANN L. PROBE 1. BOFFING BIGFOOT 2. FIFTY SLAVES OF GRAYS 3. TALL WHITE AND HUNG 4. MOUNTING THE MOTHMAN

Download or read book Unstoppable in Stilettos written by Lauren Ruotolo and published by Bublish, Inc.. This book was released on 2020-05-12 with total page 116 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “A kick-ass combination of charm and ballsiness…” — Joanna Coles, Author, Executive Producer of The Bold Type How does a girl who was told she would spend her life in a wheelchair become confident and successful? She decides to become unstoppable! Standing 4 feet 2 inches tall, Lauren Ruotolo was told at a young age that she was destined for life in a wheelchair because of a rare genetic disorder called McCune-Albright syndrome. Lauren didn’t accept this news, and decided to flip the script. She ditches the wheelchair for her preferred method of transportation: stilettos. She threw out the “disabled” label in favor of authentic self-discovery. And she turned her small stature into a big, beautiful life full of love, joy and success. Along the way, Lauren learned a lot about living large despite life’s obstacles. From her unique, upward-facing vantage point, she shares tips, secrets and hard-earned wisdom. If you’re a woman who wants to conquer today’s hectic world, Lauren’s fun, offbeat life philosophies will give you the tools you need to carve your own unique path to self-confidence, happiness, and success—no matter what obstacles you face—and you’ll have a blast along the way!

Download or read book Tweak written by Nic Sheff and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-12-11 with total page 393 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER NOW A MAJOR FILM, STARRING STEVE CARELL AND BAFTA AND GOLDEN GLOBE NOMINATED TIMOTHEE CHALAMET ‘It was like being in a car with the gas pedal slammed down to the floor and nothing to do but hold on and pretend to have some semblance of control. But control was something I'd lost a long time ago.’ Nic Sheff was drunk for the first time at age 11. In the years that followed, he would regularly smoke pot, do cocaine and ecstasy, and develop addictions to crystal meth and heroin. Even so, he felt like he would always be able to quit and put his life together whenever he needed to. It took a violent relapse one summer to convince him otherwise. In a voice that is raw and honest, Nic spares no detail in telling us the compelling true story of his relapse and the road to recovery. He paints an extraordinary picture for us of a person at odds with his past, with his family, with his substances, and with himself. Tweak is a raw, harrowing, and ultimately hopeful tale of the road from relapse to recovery and complements his father’s parallel memoir, Beautiful Boy. Praise for Nic Sheff:- ‘Difficult to read and impossible to put down.’Chicago Tribune 'Nic Sheff's wrenching tale is told with electrifying honesty and insight.' Armistead Maupin

Download or read book Complete Alien Sex Chronicles 1 10 written by Ann L. Probe and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2014-02-02 with total page 244 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE COMPLETE ALIEN SEX CHRONICLES! Just when you thought it was safe to search the internet, Ann L. Probe has collected all ten of her chick-on-alien sex farces and now she's inflicting them on an unsuspecting public. The stories in this book are smokin' hot and designed to be read with one hand free. If you're under 18, you shouldn't be here. If you're over 18, you have to ask yourself one question. Can you get lucky? Amy Rush sure does. She hooks up with all manner of alien dudes in this whacky adventure. Complete in one volume, you get: Boffing Bigfoot Fifty Slaves of Grays Tall White and Hung Mounting the Mothman Ravaged by the Reptilian The Nordic Nymphos Sleeping with the Alien The Sexy Sirian The Androgynous Andromedan Dancing to the Anunnaki Nookie This will put your sexual appetite into overdrive and you'll be begging to get abducted by horny E.T.s. To get the full entertainment value out of this book, you should take off your clothes and read it in the nude for easy access. Just saying.

Download or read book We All Looked Up written by Tommy Wallach and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2015-03-24 with total page 384 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The lives of four high school seniors intersect weeks before a meteor is set to pass through Earth's orbit, with a 66.6% chance of striking and destroying all life on the planet.

Download or read book Young House Love written by Sherry Petersik and published by Artisan. This book was released on 2015-07-14 with total page 337 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This New York Times bestselling book is filled with hundreds of fun, deceptively simple, budget-friendly ideas for sprucing up your home. With two home renovations under their (tool) belts and millions of hits per month on their blog YoungHouseLove.com, Sherry and John Petersik are home-improvement enthusiasts primed to pass on a slew of projects, tricks, and techniques to do-it-yourselfers of all levels. Packed with 243 tips and ideas—both classic and unexpected—and more than 400 photographs and illustrations, this is a book that readers will return to again and again for the creative projects and easy-to-follow instructions in the relatable voice the Petersiks are known for. Learn to trick out a thrift-store mirror, spice up plain old roller shades, "hack" your Ikea table to create three distinct looks, and so much more.

Download or read book Hung written by Scott Poulson-Bryant and published by Crown. This book was released on 2011-02-23 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A brilliant look at the pervasive belief that African American men are prodigiously endowed, from the author’s own experiences to sharp analysis of how black male sexuality is expressed in art, literature, media, sports, and pornography “Scott really goes there, talking honestly and telling secrets about the black phallus and its, uh, massive impact on America.” —Touré “Hung” is a double entendre, referring not only to penis size but to the fact that black men were once literally hung from trees, often for their perceived sexual prowess and the supposed risk it posed to white women. As a poignant reminder, Scott Poulson-Bryant begins his book with a letter to Emmett Till, the teenager who was lynched in Mississippi in the mid-1950s for whistling at a white woman. For Poulson-Bryant and other men of his generation, society’s deep-seated obsession with the sexual powers of black men has had an enormous, if often deceptive, influence on how they perceive themselves and on the assumptions made by others. His tales of his sexual encounters with both sexes, along with anecdotes about the lives of various friends and colleagues, are wryly and at times shockingly revealing. Enduring racial perceptions have shaped popular culture as well, and Poulson-Bryant offers a thorough, thought-provoking look at media-created images of the “Well-Hung Black Male.” He deftly deconstructs movies like Mandingo and Shaft, articles in the popular press, and edgy works like Robert Mapplethorpe’s Black Book, while also providing distinctive profiles of icons like porn star Lexington Steele and rapper L.L. Cool J. A mixture of memoir and cultural commentary, Hung is the first book to take on phallic fixation and uncover what lies below.

Download or read book The Big Sleep written by Raymond Chandler and published by DigiCat. This book was released on 2022-08-16 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: DigiCat Publishing presents to you this special edition of "The Big Sleep" by Raymond Chandler. DigiCat Publishing considers every written word to be a legacy of humankind. Every DigiCat book has been carefully reproduced for republishing in a new modern format. The books are available in print, as well as ebooks. DigiCat hopes you will treat this work with the acknowledgment and passion it deserves as a classic of world literature.

Download or read book Why Read Moby Dick written by Nathaniel Philbrick and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2013-09-24 with total page 146 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A “brilliant and provocative” (The New Yorker) celebration of Melville’s masterpiece—from the bestselling author of In the Heart of the Sea, Valiant Ambition, and In the Hurricane's Eye One of the greatest American novels finds its perfect contemporary champion in Why Read Moby-Dick?, Nathaniel Philbrick’s enlightening and entertaining tour through Melville’s classic. As he did in his National Book Award–winning bestseller In the Heart of the Sea, Philbrick brings a sailor’s eye and an adventurer’s passion to unfolding the story behind an epic American journey. He skillfully navigates Melville’s world and illuminates the book’s humor and unforgettable characters—finding the thread that binds Ishmael and Ahab to our own time and, indeed, to all times. An ideal match between author and subject, Why Read Moby-Dick? will start conversations, inspire arguments, and make a powerful case that this classic tale waits to be discovered anew. “Gracefully written [with an] infectious enthusiasm…”—New York Times Book Review

Download or read book Counting by 7s written by Holly Goldberg Sloan and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2014-09-16 with total page 417 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A New York Times Bestseller In the tradition of Out of My Mind, Wonder, and Mockingbird, this is an intensely moving middle grade novel about being an outsider, coping with loss, and discovering the true meaning of family. Willow Chance is a twelve-year-old genius, obsessed with nature and diagnosing medical conditions, who finds it comforting to count by 7s. It has never been easy for her to connect with anyone other than her adoptive parents, but that hasn’t kept her from leading a quietly happy life . . . until now. Suddenly Willow’s world is tragically changed when her parents both die in a car crash, leaving her alone in a baffling world. The triumph of this book is that it is not a tragedy. This extraordinarily odd, but extraordinarily endearing, girl manages to push through her grief. Her journey to find a fascinatingly diverse and fully believable surrogate family is a joy and a revelation to read. * “Willow's story is one of renewal, and her journey of rebuilding the ties that unite people as a family will stay in readers' hearts long after the last page.”—School Library Journal starred review * “A graceful, meaningful tale featuring a cast of charming, well-rounded characters who learn sweet—but never cloying—lessons about resourcefulness, community, and true resilience in the face of loss.”—Booklist starred review * “What sets this novel apart from the average orphan-finds-a-home book is its lack of sentimentality, its truly multicultural cast (Willow describes herself as a “person of color”; Mai and Quang-ha are of mixed Vietnamese, African American, and Mexican ancestry), and its tone. . . . Poignant.”—The Horn Book starred review "In achingly beautiful prose, Holly Goldberg Sloan has written a delightful tale of transformation that’s a celebration of life in all its wondrous, hilarious and confounding glory. Counting by 7s is a triumph."—Maria Semple, author of Where’d You Go, Bernadette

Download or read book The Androgynous Andromedan written by Ann L. Probe and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2014-01 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Warning! This story features explicit sex between humans and extraterrestrials. You must be 18 or older to ride this ride, folks. Think you can handle it? THEY TRIED TO KILL HER Amy Rush is a lover, not a fighter, so after a feeble attempt on her life by her former employers, Amy heads to Montauk because her alien lover told her to go there for help. TIME TRAVEL, MIND CONTROL, AND SEX EXPERIMENTS! When she finds the underground base, Amy discovers that the Montauk Project is still active. There, psychics open time tunnels to other times, scientists work side by side with aliens to achieve mind control, and best of all in Amy's view, they perform sex experiments. That sounds like too much fun, so she can't wait to get some action with a mirrored alien named Pat who is male AND female, and promises to be able to please anyone! If anything can get Amy's mind off someone trying to kill her, it's some fantastic alien sex! But will they take her in and protect her from the military and the other aliens? This short story clocks in at around 4500 words and was designed to be read with one hand free. You're welcome. And don't miss the other stories in The Alien Sex Chronicles series: Boffing Bigfoot Fifty Slaves of Grays Tall White and Hung Mounting the Mothman Ravaged by the Reptilian The Nordic Nymphos Sleeping with the Alien The Sexy Sirian

Download or read book How High That High written by Diane Williams and published by Soho Press. This book was released on 2021-10-12 with total page 129 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Diane Williams, an American master of the short story who will “rewire your brain” (NPR), is back with a collection in which she once again expands the possibilities of fiction. These stories depict ordinary moments—a visit to the doctor’s office or a married couple’s hundredth dance together—but within the quotidian, Williams delivers a lifetime of insecurities, lusts, rejections, and revelations, making her work equally discomfiting and amusing. With unmatched wit in every sentence, Williams captures whole universes in a story, delivering visionary insights into what it means to be human. Williams’ devotees will be newly enthralled by her elegantly strange, bewitching stories in How High? — That High. Those who have yet to meet “the godmother of flash fiction” (The Paris Review) will find an extraordinary introduction in these pages.

Download or read book Boffing Bigfoot written by Ann L. Probe and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2013-10 with total page 30 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Warning: ADULTS ONLY! This story was written for people 18 and older, and features explicit sex between humans and non-human entities. Think you can handle it? Read at your own risk! A WORLD IN NEED When the military recruits Amy Rush, a nymphomaniac who craves fulfillment, to seduce and sleep with extraterrestrials in order to acquire their technologies, they know they're getting more than they bargained for. A WOMAN WHO NEEDS IT Amy loves the planet (hey, she's loved a lot of the people on the planet) so she's excited to try and help save the world, and if it means she gets laid by Bigfoot, she's willing to take one for the team. Or take two. Or three. Or, well, however much Bigfoot is willing to give. Of course when it comes to Bigfoot, his feet aren't the only big appendages. This short story clocks in around 4900 words, and was designed to be read with one hand free.

Download or read book Alice in Wonderland written by Lewis Carroll and published by Seven Books. This book was released on 2024-09-25 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Alice's Adventures in Wonderland is an 1865 English children's novel by Lewis Carroll, a mathematics don at the University of Oxford. It details the story of a girl named Alice who falls through a rabbit hole into a fantasy world of anthropomorphic creatures. It is seen as an example of the literary nonsense genre. The artist John Tenniel provided 42 wood-engraved illustrations for the book.It received positive reviews upon release and is now one of the best-known works of Victorian literature; its narrative, structure, characters and imagery have had a widespread influence on popular culture and literature, especially in the fantasy genre. It is credited as helping end an era of didacticism in children's literature, inaugurating an era in which writing for children aimed to "delight or entertain". The tale plays with logic, giving the story lasting popularity with adults as well as with children. The titular character Alice shares her name with Alice Liddell, a girl Carroll knewscholars disagree about the extent to which the character was based upon her.

Download or read book Wait Till Helen Comes written by Mary Downing Hahn and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2008-04-21 with total page 209 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Twelve-year-old Molly and her ten-year-old brother, Michael, have never liked their seven-year-old stepsister, Heather. Ever since their parents got married, she's made Molly and Michael's life miserable. Now their parents have moved them all to the country to live in a house that used to be a church, with a cemetery in the backyard. If that's not bad enough, Heather starts talking to a ghost named Helen and warning Molly and Michael that Helen is coming for them. Molly feels certain Heather is in some kind of danger, but every time she tries to help, Heather twists things around to get her into trouble. It seems as if things can't get any worse. But they do—when Helen comes.

Download or read book Valiant Thor s Book of Extremely Ancient Aliens written by Valiant Thor and published by . This book was released on 2017-07-11 with total page 156 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In "Valiant Thor's Book of Ancient Aliens," the illustrious cosmic thinker, Valiant Thor (also known as "The Stranger at the Pentagon"), presents several of his favorite articles from Saucerian publications over the years, throwing interesting new light on the Ancient Aliens meme.Initially edited by the master of the ufological genre himself, Gray Barker, this updated volume will keep any paranormal reader up late at night, wondering at the vastness of space and the immensity of the UFO problem.This special reprint features introductions by Thor and Barker, as well as groundbreaking research from Fortean luminaries like Ingo Swann (on Astrology and Megaliths), Ivan T. Sanderson (on various Forteana), NASA scientist Maurice Chatelain (on Ancient Aliens), Erich Von Daniken (on the ideal spacecraft), John A. Keel (on the Sky Gods), M.K. Jessup (on Ancient Astronauts), W. Raymond Drake (on Spacemen in Ancient History), Jacques Bergier (on Space Gods and the Birth of Man), and several others. Quality research such as this does not go out of style, and is still applicable - even vital - to our understanding of the UFO riddle today."The ancient sky gods have perhaps spoken through the very writers of this book..." -Erich Von Daniken"An intelligent look at the intelligences behind our intelligence..." -Ingo Swann"Chances are astronomical that readers will be uplifted..." -Maurice ChatelainPublisher: New Saucerian PressCover photo: Andrew B. Colvin