Download or read book Tales From A Second Hand Wand Shoppe They Were the Best of Gnomes They Were the Worst of Gnomes written by Robert P. Wills and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2012-05 with total page 284 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Two Gnomes are just trying to get along in life when their worlds collide. Drimblerod runs a moderately reputable second-hand wand store that does pretty well at moving inventory. Grimbledung runs a disreputable second-hand wand wagon that he moves regularly to avoid the authorities. Everything changes when they combine their talents: City ordinances are broken. Neighbors are annoyed. The Constable becomes involved. Even the Magician's Guild sends over some Enforcers to deal with them. Things are looking up for the Gnomes! From multi-headed travelers, to Half-Orcs just trying to obey their mates, everyone seems to come to the Second Hand Wand Shoppe to either buy or sell a wand. Along for the ride are a neurotic Jousting Dummy, an immortal (so far) Rat, a Trolless who runs the Tavern across the street, a Dwarf next door with (alleged) Mob ties, and the Head Mistress of the local School of Magic (with definite Mob ties). Bask in this 103K+ word illustrated adventure now
Download or read book They Were the Best of Gnomes They Were the Worst of Gnomes written by Robert P. Wills and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2012-07 with total page 312 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tales from a Second Hand Wand Shoppe (Book 1): They were the Best of Gnomes, They were the Worse of Gnomes. Two Gnomes- Grimbledung and Drimblerod- are just trying to get along in life when their worlds collide. Drimblerod runs a moderately reputable Second Hand Wand Shop that does pretty well at moving inventory. Grimbledung runs a disreputable Second Hand Wand Wagon that he moves regularly to avoid the authorities. Everything changes when they combine their talents:City ordinances are broken. Neighbors are annoyed. The Constable becomes involved. Even the Magician's Guild sends over some Enforcers to deal with them. Things are definitely looking up for the Gnomes! From multi-headed travelers looking for a good time, mysterious cloaked figures, to Half-Orcs just trying to obey their mates, everyone seems to come to the Second Hand Wand Shoppe to either buy or sell a wand. Along for the ride are a neurotic Jousting Dummy, an immortal (so far) Rat, a Trolless who runs the Tavern and Restaurant across the street, a Dwarf next door with (alleged) Mob ties, and the Head Mistress of the local School of Magic (with definite Mob ties). We'd say that all that was missing was a love story, but there's one of those tucked neatly in a chapter as well. You're welcome. Bask in the warm glow that is Tales From A Second Hand Wand Shoppe! As you move through this 106K+ word, illustrated adventure, you'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll never be the same.
Download or read book They Were the Best of Gnomes They Were the Worst of Gnomes written by Robert P. Wills and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2014-10-15 with total page 282 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Two Gnomes are just trying to get along in life when their worlds collide. Drimblerod runs a moderately reputable second-hand wand store that does pretty well at moving inventory. Grimbledung runs a disreputable second-hand wand wagon that he moves regularly to avoid the authorities. Everything changes when they combine their talents: City ordinances are broken. Neighbors are annoyed. The Constable becomes involved. Even the Magician's Guild sends over some Enforcers to deal with them. Things are looking up for the Gnomes! From multi-headed travelers, to Half-Orcs just trying to obey their mates, everyone seems to come to the Second Hand Wand Shoppe to either buy or sell a wand. Along for the ride are a neurotic Jousting Dummy, an immortal (so far) Rat, a Trolless who runs the Tavern across the street, a Dwarf next door with (alleged) Mob ties, and the Head Mistress of the local School of Magic (with definite Mob ties). Bask in this 103K+ word *illustrated* adventure which starts an ongoing series. The books have slapstick violence, mild potty humor, occasional drinking, and often cantankerous Halflings. Well, the Halflings do invade in book 3 so some people die at that point but it is not graphic. Except for the security guard with the shiny red battle armor. He has a tough time of it...
Download or read book Hard Work No Play written by Robert P. Wills and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2014-02-18 with total page 232 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. It really, really does. Jack should be more involved in play than work. All play and no work makes Jack a fun boy. That's how we like Jack; fun. Put a bookmark anywhere in this book and place it on your end table, coffee table, or bathroom. When guests come over and they flip through this book. They will become confused. Confused guests are fun to have. So is a fun Jack who plays instead of works.
Download or read book Tales From A Second Hand Wand Shoppe Book 2 Gnomes and Halflings and Assassins Oh My written by Robert P. Wills and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2013-12 with total page 296 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Aution lay in ruins. Charred, smoldering ruins. The Gnomes, Rat, and Nulu make their way to Big Julie's School of Magic. They're looking for a place to hide out until things cool down. News hasn't spread about Grimbledung being responsible for the town-wide fire and they want to keep it that way. Julesville is founded around Julie's school and everything seems to be moving along smoothly until a newly-unemployed Werewolf and Haberdashery owner show up. With Akita and Pozzuoli in town, things aren't looking good for Grimbledung! Fortunately for him, the impending Halfling invasion gets everyone's attention. When a contingent of battle-hardened Halflings arrive in town and declares Martial Law, things look dire. To make matters worse, the Halfling Army masses on the other side of the Anti-Ogre wall. Working together, the gang tricks the Halfling soldiers into leaving Julesville (intact even), repels the Halfling invasion, and restores peace to The Lands. Well, not really those last two...
Download or read book Tales from a Second Hand Wand Shoppe Book 2 written by Robert P. Wills and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2013-11-13 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tales from a Second-Hand Wand Shoppe (Book 2): Gnomes, and Halflings, and Assassins! Oh My! Aution lay in ruins. Charred, smoldering ruins. The Gnomes, Rat, and Nulu make their way out to Big Julie's School of Magic. They're looking for a place to hide out until things cool down. News hasn't spread about Grimbledung being responsible for the town-wide fire and they want to keep it that way. The gang decides that a new town is in order, and it will be built around Julie's school. Julesville is founded and everything seems to be moving along smoothly. Until a certain newly-unemployed werewolf, and a newly-put-out-of-business Haberdashery owner show up. With Akita and Pozzuoli in town, things aren't looking good for Grimbledung. Fortunately for him, the impending Halfling invasion gets everyone's attention. Mostly. Bent on revenge against Grimbledung for cheating them out of the fun of razing Aution, a group of Halflings arrive in Julesville and declare Martial Law. Meanwhile, the Army of the Lord High Priest of Halflings masses on the other side of the Anti-Ogre Wall. Prost Garrison and Frank's Keep prepare for the inevitable attack that they fully expect will wipe them out. Working together, thanks to Grimbledung, the gang tricks the Halflings into leaving Julesville (intact even), repels the Halfling invasion, and restores peace to the lands. Well, not really those last two...
Download or read book Tales From a Second Hand Wand Shoppe Book 3 Here s Looking For You Grim written by Robert P. Wills and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on with total page 322 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Here s Looking for You Grim written by Robert P. Wills and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2014-05-01 with total page 330 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Julesville's destruction is averted! Things aren't going so well for Grimbledung though. On the run from his Halfling captors, he escapes into the Foreboding Forest, ending up at TreeTop City. Is being in the hands of cannibalistic Elves better than killer Halflings? Meanwhile, the invading Halfling hoard runs headlong into Captain Frank's forces. With Golems and Gargoyles in the mix, things are bound to work out. Aren't they? Nulu, Rat, and Klank strike out to rescue their fallen comrade. Ignoring rumors of rabid Elves, cantankerous Minotaur, and even the occasional Centaur, the group runs headlong into the Foreboding Forest. As usual, things aren't what they seem. Finding Grimbledung, the rescue party makes a mad dash for the safety of Julesville and run into a swarm of Pixies. Overcome by Pixie Madness, Grimbledung rushes to town in a Pixie rage. With unforeseen consequences. In the end, everyone is reunited, the Halflings are repelled, and things FINALLY seem to be getting back to normal. Well, not really.
Download or read book Tales From a Second Hand Wand Shop The Coloring Book written by Robert P. Wills and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The Gnaughty Gnomes of No written by Jamie Rix and published by Orion Children's Books. This book was released on 2008-09-18 with total page 135 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Away from the Hothell Darkness ('You'll never leave ...') we book our passage on a rusting hulk at the bottom of the ocean floor, The Hard Ship Grizzly. Read and weep the tales of the wicked children who were too naughty, too selfish, too rude or just ... too much.
Download or read book Gnomes written by Magic Tales and published by Nord Alps. This book was released on with total page 55 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Welcome to Magic Tales fables book collection! Fables are brief stories passed down through generations that generally feature animals as characters and teach a moral message. For ages, these timeless tales have grabbed the imagination of readers young and old, and they remain a treasured genre of literature to this day. These fables are likely to delight and inform, whether you read them to yourself or to a child. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the wisdom and fun of these timeless tales! On this episode, we will read 10 stories a about Gnomes! Enjoy :) M.S.Mazzoni Editor Magic Tales
Download or read book The Riddle of the Gnome written by P. W. Catanese and published by . This book was released on 2007 with total page 250 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Twelve-year-old Tom, isolated on an island because of a curse that brings bad luck to anyone who comes near him.
Download or read book The Complete Gnomes written by Wil Huygen and published by Harry N Abrams Incorporated. This book was released on 1994 with total page 414 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A single volume combines Gnomes and Secrets of the Gnomes, featuring a myriad of gnome lore, history, and lifestyles, along with drawings that record the full details of gnomes' lives.
Download or read book The Lamp Experts and General Store written by Rebecca Burick and published by . This book was released on 2017-10-12 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Eli and Rodney are new in town. They just moved in to their new home. Next week they will be opening their lamp and general store.
Download or read book The Gnomobile written by Upton Sinclair and published by New York, Grosst. This book was released on 1962 with total page 200 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A modern fairy tale that tells how Elizabeth and her young uncle Rodney meet two lonely little gnomes in the California redwoods, and agree to take them on a tour of American forests to see if by chance there are any other gnomes still in existence.
Download or read book The Gnomes of Woody Dell written by Fred Robinson (Author of "Gnome Town Tales".) and published by . This book was released on 1944 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The Guardian of Lore written by Vanessa Balleza and published by . This book was released on 2020-12-26 with total page 94 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: While drawing in class to avoid listening to a story from his painfully boring teacher at Stagwood School, 12-year old Cal sees a frog staring at him through the window. Odder than that is the fact that this frog happens to be wearing glasses.Cal and his best friend, the tactless but loyal Soy, learn that the frog (who prefers the name Deli) has sought them out for a reason. When a school administrator named Ream reveals himself to be a dragon, the boys discover that fairytales are real, and that there is magic afoot in Stagwood. With Ream on their tail, the trio must unearth a powerful tool protected by riddles and rile (the magic that fuels nightmares) to save the fate of all fairytales past. Their only means on conveyance, Cal's now-flying bed, takes them on a journey beyond the home of the fairies (a cloud floating somewhere over Iceland) to set things right. But, before Cal can defeat Ream and his kidnapped army of fairies, he has to deal with Soy's knack for arguing with magical creatures, discover the truth about Deli's identity, and earn his place as the hero of the story.The Guardians of Lore is a middle grade novel that centers around two life-long friends, infusing humor and fantasy-based riddles into a modern fairytale. This is an exceptionally written intriguing piece of work that enthuses and imbues curiosity in young readers to discover the unknown with a spirit of adventure. Ideally, this is a book for children who enjoy folklore, mythical creatures and fairy tales.
