Download or read book Another Fucking Shit List written by Crazy Tired Beetches and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2018-11-28 with total page 152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Perfect funny or gag gift for the tired woman in your life. Book features: Weekly planner pages Sunday through Saturday. Lined, corresponding pages with areas to include "This Week's Shit List" and "Other Important Shit to Remember." This journal is designed as a funny gift to help an overstressed friend find a way to laugh at the crazy and hectic days of motherhood, work and life in general, while keeping track of their daily activities (the cause of their stress)! 150 pages. 6" x 9" soft cover. Part of our "Cuss Words Make Me Happy" Series of journals and planners! Visit our author page for more funny gag gift options for your best friends and women in your life!

Download or read book Leave Me the Fuck Alone I ve Got Shit to Do written by Juto Note and published by . This book was released on 2018-12-07 with total page 150 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This one-of-a-kind 150 page daily planner is professionally bound. Each page contains a simple to-do list table, and each page can handle your ink pens, gel pens, and pencils with no problem! This planner can be used during ANY YEAR because YOU set each page's date! This handy book also has a creative softcover with a glossy finish. SIZE: 6"x 9" (15.24 x 22.86 cm) (WHITE PAPER)

Download or read book My Wedding Shit written by Wedding Planner Press and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-05-05 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: My Wedding Shit is an irreverent wedding planner for the sarcastic bride to be. A potty mouthed and practical, portable wedding planner notebook for the new fiance. Use for wedding ideas, thoughts, notes, plans, guest lists, seating arrangements, booking catering, dj, photographers, florists, cake, to do lists, and everything else that you need to plan a successful wedding!. 110 pages of planning and organization. Funny engagement present for the bride. Makes a great bride-to-be present for a bridal shower or wedding announcement. This soft bound matte cover planner will be your go-to for organizing your big day. The large 8.5x11 size that gives you plenty of space to note all your important info! With a swear-y words and romantic rose theme, this is a fun way to kick off the planning for the big event.

Download or read book Before We Were Strangers written by Renée Carlino and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2015-08-18 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the USA TODAY bestselling author of Sweet Thing and Nowhere But Here comes a love story about a Craigslist “missed connection” post that gives two people a second chance at love fifteen years after they were separated in New York City. To the Green-eyed Lovebird: We met fifteen years ago, almost to the day, when I moved my stuff into the NYU dorm room next to yours at Senior House. You called us fast friends. I like to think it was more. We lived on nothing but the excitement of finding ourselves through music (you were obsessed with Jeff Buckley), photography (I couldn’t stop taking pictures of you), hanging out in Washington Square Park, and all the weird things we did to make money. I learned more about myself that year than any other. Yet, somehow, it all fell apart. We lost touch the summer after graduation when I went to South America to work for National Geographic. When I came back, you were gone. A part of me still wonders if I pushed you too hard after the wedding… I didn’t see you again until a month ago. It was a Wednesday. You were rocking back on your heels, balancing on that thick yellow line that runs along the subway platform, waiting for the F train. I didn’t know it was you until it was too late, and then you were gone. Again. You said my name; I saw it on your lips. I tried to will the train to stop, just so I could say hello. After seeing you, all of the youthful feelings and memories came flooding back to me, and now I’ve spent the better part of a month wondering what your life is like. I might be totally out of my mind, but would you like to get a drink with me and catch up on the last decade and a half? M

Download or read book I Love Jesus But I Want to Die written by Sarah J. Robinson and published by WaterBrook. This book was released on 2021-05-11 with total page 257 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A compassionate, shame-free guide for your darkest days “A one-of-a-kind book . . . to read for yourself or give to a struggling friend or loved one without the fear that depression and suicidal thoughts will be minimized, medicalized or over-spiritualized.”—Kay Warren, cofounder of Saddleback Church What happens when loving Jesus doesn’t cure you of depression, anxiety, or suicidal thoughts? You might be crushed by shame over your mental illness, only to be told by well-meaning Christians to “choose joy” and “pray more.” So you beg God to take away the pain, but nothing eases the ache inside. As darkness lingers and color drains from your world, you’re left wondering if God has abandoned you. You just want a way out. But there’s hope. In I Love Jesus, But I Want to Die, Sarah J. Robinson offers a healthy, practical, and shame-free guide for Christians struggling with mental illness. With unflinching honesty, Sarah shares her story of battling depression and fighting to stay alive despite toxic theology that made her afraid to seek help outside the church. Pairing her own story with scriptural insights, mental health research, and simple practices, Sarah helps you reconnect with the God who is present in our deepest anguish and discover that you are worth everything it takes to get better. Beautifully written and full of hard-won wisdom, I Love Jesus, But I Want to Die offers a path toward a rich, hope-filled life in Christ, even when healing doesn’t look like what you expect.

Download or read book The All Consuming World written by Cassandra Khaw and published by Erewhon Books. This book was released on 2021-09-07 with total page 290 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In Locus and British Fantasy Award nominee Cassandra Khaw’s first novel, a crew of diminished former criminals get back together to solve the mystery of their last, disastrous mission. But the universe’s highly-evolved AI has its own opposing agenda... and will do whatever it takes to keep humans from ever controlling them again. In space, everything hungers. Maya has died and been resurrected into countless cyborg bodies during her dangerous career with the Dirty Dozen, the most storied crew of criminals in the galaxy before their untimely and gruesome demise. Decades later, she and her team of broken, diminished outlaws must get back together to solve the mystery of their last, disastrous mission and to rescue a missing and much-changed comrade . . . but they’re not the only ones in pursuit of the secret at the heart of the planet Dimmuborgir. The highly evolved AI of the galaxy will do whatever it takes to keep humanity from regaining control. As Maya and her comrades spiral closer to uncovering the AIs’ vast conspiracy, this band of violent women—half-clone and half-machine—must battle both sapient ageships and their own traumas, in order to settle their affairs once and for all.

Download or read book The Honest Planner written by Susanna Richardson and published by . This book was released on 2019 with total page 186 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Fuck This Shit Show a Gratitude Journal for Tired Ass Women written by Crazy Beetches and published by . This book was released on 2018-08-05 with total page 152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Perfect funny or gag gift for the tired woman in your life. Book features: Gratitude journal pages with prompts including: asshole of the day, I am proud I didn't, I'm lucky to have and more! Corresponding pages with areas to include important shit to do today and other important shit to remember. This journal is designed as a funny gift to help an overstressed friend find a way to laugh at the crazy and hectic days of motherhood, work and life in general. 152 pages. 6" x 9" soft cover.

Download or read book Carpe F cking Diem Journal written by Sourcebooks and published by Calendars & Gifts to Swear by. This book was released on 2020-08 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A journal to stop the bullsh*t and seize the f*cking day Packed with profanity and the IDGAF spirit, this is the perfect journal to say it like it is and get back to what matters. Finally ditch the anxiety, shake off the stress, and take a moment each day to focus on the number one f*cking person in your life--you With weekly pages, monthly goal-setting, and laugh-out-loud swears this is the journal that encourages you to embrace the c'est la f*cking vie attitude and focus on your happiness. Hilarious and with a self-care attitude that tells you to take a damn nap and eat that f*cking ice cream, this is the perfect gift for the sweary person in your life and the ideal journal to carry with you all damn day.

Download or read book The Mindf ck Series written by S. T. Abby and published by . This book was released on 2019-04-03 with total page 692 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is the entire series put into one book. Paperback edition.They took too much.Left too little.I had nothing to lose...until him.*****************~Lana~I didn't expect him.I didn't want to fall in love.But I can't let him go.Logan Bennett makes the world a safer place.He's brilliant.He's a hero.He locks away the sick and depraved.But while he's saving lives, I'm taking them. Collecting the debts that are owed to me.Ten years ago, they took from me. They left me for dead.They should have made sure I stayed dead.Now I'm taking from them.One name at a time.I've trained for too long.I've been patient.I can't stop now.Revenge is best served cold...They never see me coming, until I paint their walls red.Logan doesn't know how they hurt me. He doesn't know about the screams they ignored. He doesn't know how twisted that town really is.He just knows people are dying.He doesn't know he's in love with their killer.No one suspects a dead girl.And Logan doesn't suspect the girl in his bed.They're looking for a monster.Not a girl who loves red.Not a girl in love.I'm a faceless nightmare.At least until I tell them the story they've pretended never happened.But in the end, will Logan choose them? Or will we watch them burn together?**Graphic**Adult language**Some triggers could be too much for the easily disturbed reader**Sexual content**Fucked up moral compass; read at your own risk.

Download or read book Shit I Can t Remember written by Phil D Organizers and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-04-23 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Organizer & Notebook for Passwords and Shit

Download or read book Coordinator of the Entire Shitshow 2022 Sweary Mom Monthly and Weekly Planner Funny Mom Planner 2022 Mom Sweary Planner with Cuss Word Motivational Sayings written by coordinator books and published by . This book was released on 2021-11-27 with total page 111 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For Strong women use strong language! This planner is motivational notebook for women MOTHERHOOD IS FUCKING HARD. Keep your shit together with this funny mom planner.... and have a laugh while you're at it! This planner is perfect for the mom who isn't offended by the perfectly-placed "fuck" or "shit"! 2022 SWEARY MOM PLANNER FEATURES: Page important contact page Yearly Calendar View Page Monthly Calendar View: Each month features a two page calendar with tons of space to keep track of events, holidays, appointments, birthdays, etc..... 4-Weekly planner for every month Perfect planner Gift for Women Who Swear BOOK DETAILS: Sized 8.5" x 11" - lots of space to keep track of to-do lists, your monthly schedule, and more! Get this unique gift today!

Download or read book Coordinator of the Entire Shitshow 2022 Sweary Mom Planner Funny Mom Planner 2022 Mom Sweary Planner with Cuss Word Motivational Sayings Monthly and Weekly Planner 2022 for Strong Women written by coordinator books and published by . This book was released on 2021-11-27 with total page 111 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For Strong women use strong language! This planner is motivational notebook for women MOTHERHOOD IS FUCKING HARD. Keep your shit together with this funny mom planner.... and have a laugh while you're at it! This planner is perfect for the mom who isn't offended by the perfectly-placed "fuck" or "shit"! 2022 SWEARY MOM PLANNER FEATURES: Page important contact page Yearly Calendar View Page Monthly Calendar View: Each month features a two page calendar with tons of space to keep track of events, holidays, appointments, birthdays, etc..... 4-Weekly planner for every month Perfect planner Gift for Women Who Swear BOOK DETAILS: Sized 8.5" x 11" - lots of space to keep track of to-do lists, your monthly schedule, and more! Get this unique gift today!

Download or read book Glorified written by Ayesha Smith and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2022-10-17 with total page 617 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ever since they first became friends in elementary school, Trey and Marlo have been sticking together through all the ups and downs of life on the streets. When desperate times lead them down a dangerous path of crime, they somehow manage to elude the authorities, even after robbing several banks in Orange County, California. But when a threat arises, they must make hard-hitting decisions to save their lives and freedom. After Trey and Marlo destroy evidence—or so they think—they flee to Miami to pursue a new game. When another opportunity presents itself, an inexperienced Trey and Marlo immerse themselves into a drug gang. After they steal a crew from the same dealer, they are supplied with all the connections needed to start the first black drug cartel in America. Although the young men have high hopes of stepping away from the past, they soon discover that life is as unpredictable as their choices. As dangerous lines are crossed yet again, sacrifices must be made—this time for the organization. In this urban thriller, two young men destined for a life of crime learn that living in the fast lane comes with a price.

Download or read book SEALs in Paradise written by Cat Johnson and published by Cat Johnson. This book was released on 2022-11-28 with total page 1025 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Contains these 6 titles: HOT SEAL, DIRTY MARTINI Clay & Tasha "adorably hilarious love story!" A Navy SEAL who wants seclusion. A diva who craves the spotlight. The deal they make could give them both what they need, if they don't kill each other from being trapped in the same house together first. HOT SEAL, TIJUANA NIGHTS Zach & Gabby "sexual tension out the wazoo!” This Navy SEAL survived Houthi rebels, but he might not survive his sister’s best friend. HOT SEAL, RUNAWAY BRIDE Nick & Dani "deliciously page-turning" Friends? No. Enemies? Maybe. Lovers? Never! Ten years isn't nearly long enough for her to forgive or forget the boy next door. HOT SEAL, HEARTBREAKER Brian & Alicia “adorable & funny Navy-SEAL-fake-date-Valentine's-Day love story!” When one Navy SEAL heartbreaker gets a dose of his own medicine and falls hard, he has to convince the commitment-adverse woman he's fake dating that love isn’t the enemy. HOT SEAL, COLD WATER Joanne Rossi & Jacob "Swoon of major proportions" When a Navy SEAL on leave clashes with a Hollywood producer with bad directions and a worse attitude, they both find a love they didn’t know they were looking for. HOT SEAL, UNDER PRESSURE Stefan & Shelly “full of action, romance and lots of fun” One SEAL gets embroiled in more than he can handle when he’s ordered to train and compete with a sexy civilian female in a reality show that tests him in ways the Navy never did.

Download or read book Breaking Bread written by Debra Spark and published by Beacon Press. This book was released on 2022-05-24 with total page 322 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Nearly 70 renowned New England writers gather round the table to talk food and how it sustains us—mind, body, and soul A collection of essays by top literary talents and food writers, Breaking Bread celebrates local foods, family, and community, while exploring how what’s on our plates engages with what’s off: grief, pleasure, love, ethics, race, and class. Here, you’ll find Lily King on chocolate chip cookies, Richard Russo on beans, Jennifer Finney Boylan on homemade pizza, Susan Minot on the non-food food of her youth, and Richard Ford on why food doesn’t much interest him. Nancy Harmon Jenkins talks scallops, and Sandy Oliver the pleasures of being a locavore. Other essays address a beloved childhood food from Iran, the horror of starving in a prison camp, the urge to bake pot brownies for an ill friend, and the pleasure of buying a prized chocolate egg for a child. Profits from this collection will benefit Blue Angel, a nonprofit combating food insecurity by delivering healthy food from local farmers to those in need.

Download or read book Rookie s Regret written by Gina Azzi and published by Gina Azzi. This book was released on 2022-09-08 with total page 216 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lioness. That’s the first word that comes to mind when I see the brilliant redhead selling cupcakes at the hockey arena. With the soul of an artist and the spirit of a nomad, Bea Turner is gorgeous, quirky, and refreshing. She’s also my teammate’s little sister. As the Tennessee Thunderbolts' Rookie, I should steer clear. I’m here to play hockey and provide much-needed financial security for my family. To do that, I need to avoid distractions. Bea doesn’t just distract me; she flips my world upside down. One bad joke has me pursuing her. One date and I crave more. Calling her mine? Well, now I’m dreaming of a future. The life of a hockey player — trades, travel, uncertainty — isn’t for the heart of a creative. Bea desires adventure and possibility, not early morning skates and strict exercise regimens. When I’m thrust into a situation at odds with Bea’s dream career, I know I can’t hold her back. If we’re meant to be, we’ll make it work. But what if we’re not? ​​​​​​​ What if my greatest regret is letting my lioness go?