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Book Surviving the Douchebag Apocalypse

Download or read book Surviving the Douchebag Apocalypse written by Edward Carboni and published by Outskirts Press. This book was released on 2014-04-03 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever tried to be a decent person; tried to understand, be sympathetic or helpful, but the more you did, the more it seemed you were getting sucked into a wormhole of worsening bullshit, twisted truths and half lies and couldn't understand why people would be that way, or what to do about it...then here's your playbook. "With laser-guided precision and the brilliant light of truth, Carboni pierces the bullseye." "This tight, efficient volume reassures readers that we are not alone in the world of the self-absorbed and shallow--those who suck the energy from a room and drive others to prescription medications." "Carboni galvanizes the rawness of Hunter S. Thompson, the wry wit of Bill Bryson, the strategy of Niccolo Machiavelli and the insight of Ayn Rand in this comedic, vernacular tirade." "The language is barstool authentic, but the message is anything but pedestrian."

Book Delvers LLC

    Book Details:
  • Author : Blaise Corvin
  • Publisher :
  • Release : 2019-11-14
  • ISBN : 9781732808621
  • Pages : 598 pages

Download or read book Delvers LLC written by Blaise Corvin and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-14 with total page 598 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An anthology collection of seven stories set on the planet Ludus.

Book The Enochian Apocalypse Show

Download or read book The Enochian Apocalypse Show written by Lisa Silverthorne and published by Elusive Blue Fiction. This book was released on 2023-09-03 with total page 416 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Can Jack and Talia save the world And their happily ever after From Lucifer's deadly vengeance? Lucifer's nefarious plan materializes after he breaks the seven seals and unleashes the Seven Hell princes on Earth, triggering the apocalypse. With High House in ruins and the Gates of Hell open, Jack and Talia must fight for their lives and the fate of Heaven and humanity. Forced to wage separate battles, Jack fights to stop the Seven Travelers from unleashing their demonic payloads on Earth while Talia takes to the skies in a fierce air battle to stop Lucifer’s Dark army from taking control of Heaven. When Lucifer sets his sights on destroying the Maker’s Thrones and killing the Maker, Jack and Talia must defend the uppermost reaches of Heaven to prevent the destruction of all existence. As the clock ticks down to the end of the world, Jack and Talia must fight for their happily ever after and battle Lucifer to save everything from the King of Hell’s deadly vengeance. The Enochian Apocalypse Show is the eleventh book in A Game of Lost Souls. Dark, irreverent, and always romantic, this action-packed 13-book fantasy romance stars two lovers entangled in a mythic battle between good and evil that begins with a simple wager with the King of Hell.

Book Allison Hewitt Is Trapped

Download or read book Allison Hewitt Is Trapped written by Madeleine Roux and published by Macmillan + ORM. This book was released on 2011-01-18 with total page 353 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A bookstore clerk blogs while fighting off the zombie apocalypse in this chilling adventure by the New York Times–bestselling author of Asylum. Allison Hewitt and her five colleagues at the Brooks and Peabody Bookstore are trapped together when the zombie outbreak hits. Allison reaches out for help through her blog, writing on her laptop and utilizing the military’s emergency wireless network (SNET). It may also be her only chance to reach her mother. But as the reality of their situation sinks in, Allison’s blog becomes a harrowing account of her edge-of-the-seat adventures (with some witty sarcasm thrown in) as she and her companions fight their way through ravenous zombies and sometimes even more dangerous humans. Praise for Allison Hewitt Is Trapped “A smart and furious thrill ride.” —Ilona Andrews, New York Times–bestselling author of Magic Bleeds “An engaging and addictive adventure story.” —Christine Warren, New York Times–bestselling author of The Others series “[An] obvious talent for witty characters and gory action sequences.” —Publishers Weekly

Book Rewind

    Book Details:
  • Author : James Callum
  • Publisher :
  • Release : 2020-08-24
  • ISBN :
  • Pages : 456 pages

Download or read book Rewind written by James Callum and published by . This book was released on 2020-08-24 with total page 456 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A legendary time travel adventure to reverse the apocalypse and save humanity.When Pyresouls released, it was a brutal new virtual reality game with a twist: be the first to beat the game and win billions of dollars. But after the Burgon Beast couldn't be defeated, Pyresouls turned very real and unleashed an apocalypse of undead, monsters, and a System of levels and stats onto the world.For many years since, Jacob Windsor has fought with sword and shield to survive Post-Collapse Earth where only ancient, Guilt-soaked weaponry can harm the monsters from Pyresouls.While defending his bunker with some of the last refugees of humanity, yet another friend loses his life to secure one final hope. An enigmatic artifact capable of sending one person through time.In a cruel twist of fate, Jacob becomes humanity's best chance for survival. He takes the plunge into the past of the terrifying, fractured realm of Pyresouls, where every player is out for blood, and the monsters are more vicious than anything on Post-Collapse Earth. Armed with knowledge of game mechanics, secret loot and enemy weaknesses, along with well-honed swordsmanship from years of battle, Jacob has every possible advantage against the competition. But the choices he makes have long-reaching ripple effects on the timeline.Can Jacob beat the clock while grinding out Levels and manage to avert the apocalypse, or will his every action darken the timeline even further?From the #1 Bestseller author of Beastborne Chronicles comes the first book of a new grimdark litRPG / progression fantasy series. This post-apocalyptic gamelit includes battle, leveling and gear enhancing mechanics inspired by the Dark Souls games.Start your time travel dark litRPG adventure today!

Book The Twelve  Book Two of The Passage Trilogy

Download or read book The Twelve Book Two of The Passage Trilogy written by Justin Cronin and published by Ballantine Books. This book was released on 2012-10-16 with total page 744 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • The end of the world was only the beginning. In his internationally bestselling and critically acclaimed novel The Passage, Justin Cronin constructed an unforgettable world transformed by a government experiment gone horribly wrong. Now the scope widens and the intensity deepens as the epic story surges forward . . . In the present day, as the man-made apocalypse unfolds, three strangers navigate the chaos. Lila, a doctor and an expectant mother, is so shattered by the spread of violence and infection that she continues to plan for her child’s arrival even as society dissolves around her. Kittridge, known to the world as “Last Stand in Denver,” has been forced to flee his stronghold and is now on the road, dodging the infected, armed but alone and well aware that a tank of gas will get him only so far. April is a teenager fighting to guide her little brother safely through a landscape of death and ruin. These three will learn that they have not been fully abandoned—and that in connection lies hope, even on the darkest of nights. One hundred years in the future, Amy and the others fight on for humankind’s salvation . . . unaware that the rules have changed. The enemy has evolved, and a dark new order has arisen with a vision of the future infinitely more horrifying than man’s extinction. If the Twelve are to fall, one of those united to vanquish them will have to pay the ultimate price. A heart-stopping thriller rendered with masterful literary skill, The Twelve is a grand and gripping tale of sacrifice and survival. Look for the entire Passage trilogy: THE PASSAGE | THE TWELVE | THE CITY OF MIRRORS Praise for The Twelve “[A] literary superthriller.”—The New York Times Book Review “An undeniable and compelling epic . . . a complex narrative of flight and forgiveness, of great suffering and staggering loss, of terrible betrayals and incredible hope.”—Milwaukee Journal Sentinel “The Twelve is even better than The Passage.”—The Plain Dealer “A compulsive read.”—San Francisco Chronicle “Gripping . . . Cronin [introduces] eerie new elements to his masterful mythology. . . . Enthralling, emotional and entertaining.”—The San Diego Union-Tribune “Fine storytelling.”—Associated Press “Cronin is one of those rare authors who works on two different levels, blending elegantly crafted literary fiction with cliff-hanging thrills.”—Fort Worth Star-Telegram

Book Beautiful Disaster Signed Limited Edition

Download or read book Beautiful Disaster Signed Limited Edition written by Jamie McGuire and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-11-27 with total page 416 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Abby Abernathy is re-inventing herself as the good girl as she begins her freshman year at college, which is why she must resist lean, cut, and tattooed Travis Maddox, a classic bad boy.

Book Against Memoir

Download or read book Against Memoir written by Michelle Tea and published by Feminist Press at CUNY. This book was released on 2018-05-08 with total page 212 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The PEN Award-winning essay collection about queer lives: “Gorgeously punk-rock rebellious.”—The A.V. Club The razor-sharp but damaged Valerie Solanas; a doomed lesbian biker gang; recovering alcoholics; and teenagers barely surviving at an ice creamery: these are some of the larger-than-life, yet all-too-human figures populating America’s fringes. Rife with never-ending fights and failures, theirs are the stories we too often try to forget. But in the process of excavating and documenting these queer lives, Michelle Tea also reveals herself in unexpected and heartbreaking ways. Delivered with her signature honesty and dark humor, this is the first-ever collection of journalistic writing by the author of How to Grow Up and Valencia. As she blurs the line between telling other people’s stories and her own, she turns an investigative eye to the genre that’s nurtured her entire career—memoir—and considers the price that art demands be paid from life. “Eclectic and wide-ranging…A palpable pain animates many of these essays, as well as a raucous joy and bright curiosity.” —The New York Times “Queer counterculture beats loud and proud in Tea’s stellar collection.” —Publishers Weekly (starred) “The best essay collection I've read in years.”—The New Republic Winner of the PEN/Diamonstein-Spielvogel Award for the Art of the Essay

Book Boss Ralphie

    Book Details:
  • Author : Edward Carboni
  • Publisher :
  • Release : 2012-08-01
  • ISBN : 9781478720461
  • Pages : 52 pages

Download or read book Boss Ralphie written by Edward Carboni and published by . This book was released on 2012-08-01 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Archangel Raphael (Boss Ralphie) and his crew of wiseguy angels have a ?Çÿthing to take care of. Theyve been given a special assignment on Christmas Eve to save the soul of a lost man and the life of a little girl on the streets of Philadelphia in this humorous and touching holiday tale of the power of redemption and the gift of giving. Its the Sopranos meets Its A Wonderful Life. Pat McNally, N.E. Philadelphia News Gleaner A heartwarming and funny story, a new holiday classic. Rachel Peine, Conch Republic Coconut Telegraph A beautiful story. Mindy Marques, The Miami Herald

Book Let s Pretend This Never Happened

Download or read book Let s Pretend This Never Happened written by Jenny Lawson and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2012-04-17 with total page 384 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The #1 New York Times bestselling (mostly true) memoir from the hilarious author of Furiously Happy. “Gaspingly funny and wonderfully inappropriate.”—O, The Oprah Magazine When Jenny Lawson was little, all she ever wanted was to fit in. That dream was cut short by her fantastically unbalanced father and a morbidly eccentric childhood. It did, however, open up an opportunity for Lawson to find the humor in the strange shame-spiral that is her life, and we are all the better for it. In the irreverent Let’s Pretend This Never Happened, Lawson’s long-suffering husband and sweet daughter help her uncover the surprising discovery that the most terribly human moments—the ones we want to pretend never happened—are the very same moments that make us the people we are today. For every intellectual misfit who thought they were the only ones to think the things that Lawson dares to say out loud, this is a poignant and hysterical look at the dark, disturbing, yet wonderful moments of our lives. Readers Guide Inside

Book Eve

    Eve

    Book Details:
  • Author : Anna Carey
  • Publisher : Harper Collins
  • Release : 2011-10-04
  • ISBN : 0062048538
  • Pages : 166 pages

Download or read book Eve written by Anna Carey and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2011-10-04 with total page 166 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The first book in Anna Carey’s chilling Eve trilogy, Eve is perfect for fans of The Handmaiden’s Tale. After a deadly virus wiped out most of Earth's population, the world is a terrifying place. Eighteen-year-old Eve has grown up isolated from the rest of the destroyed world in an all-girls school. But it isn’t until the night before her graduation that she discovers what her duties will be once she graduates. To avoid the horrifying fate that awaits her, Eve flees the only home she’s ever known. On the run, she encounters Caleb, a rough, rebellious boy living in the wild. Eve knows she shouldn’t trust him, but he slowly wins her confidence…and her heart. He promises to protect her, but when soldiers begin hunting them, Eve must choose between true love and her life. Eve is the first book in Anna Carey’s trilogy, full of romance, adventure, sacrifice, all set in a near future that is both wonderfully strange, and chillingly familiar.

Book The Walking Dead Vol  23

Download or read book The Walking Dead Vol 23 written by Robert Kirkman and published by Image Comics. This book was released on 2015-04-29 with total page 140 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The new era of peace and prosperity is interrupted by a new type of enemy. One that travels amongst the walkers. One that will turn whispers of their appearance to screams. Collects THE WALKING DEAD #133-138

Book Z minus

    Book Details:
  • Author : Perrin Briar
  • Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
  • Release : 2016-07-23
  • ISBN : 9781534928862
  • Pages : 170 pages

Download or read book Z minus written by Perrin Briar and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-07-23 with total page 170 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The post-apocalyptic series readers are describing as "one of the best post-apocalypse stories I've ever read."Once infected, the virus shuts down organs, kills nerve impulses and even reprograms the way we think. The virus becomes us. But the process takes eight hours. If you only had eight hours left to live, what would you do? For Chris Smith, that decision has been made for him. He's infected, and returns home to find the rest of his family undead or missing, save his youngest daughter Maisie. He's never been much of a father, but can he make up for it now in the final few hours of his life and find somewhere safe for her to survive?

Book Lose It Right

    Book Details:
  • Author : James Fell
  • Publisher : Random House Canada
  • Release : 2014-04-01
  • ISBN : 0345812476
  • Pages : 315 pages

Download or read book Lose It Right written by James Fell and published by Random House Canada. This book was released on 2014-04-01 with total page 315 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Canadian health and fitness expert James Fell shares his no-holds-barred approach to losing weight and staying in shape--based on science, straight talk and a healthy dose of humour. Remember the story of the tortoise and the hare? The tortoise--slow and steady--won the race, right? So why, when it comes to weight loss and fitness, does everyone want to be the hare, speeding toward the finish line in a desperate attempt to drop pounds in record time? In Lose It Right, fitness consultant and writer James Fell offers the cold, hard truth about what you really need to do to lose weight and get fit. In his trademark irreverent style, Fell offers a slow, steady and science-based approach to improving health that will motivate and inspire readers. He explains the critical role of exercise in adopting healthy eating behaviours, and provides a step-by-step road map for integrating exercise and making dietary changes. Through the Virtuous Cycle, a leveled eating and exercise program, Fell shows you how to gradually transform your health, the way your body performs, and the way you look. With its big-picture approach to lifestyle planning, and its insistence that there are no quick fixes or miracle cures, Lose It Right will appeal to readers who suspect the tortoise was right: slow and steady really does win the race.

Book The Dead Lands

    Book Details:
  • Author : Benjamin Percy
  • Publisher : Grand Central Publishing
  • Release : 2016-02-23
  • ISBN : 9781455528233
  • Pages : 0 pages

Download or read book The Dead Lands written by Benjamin Percy and published by Grand Central Publishing. This book was released on 2016-02-23 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A MINNESOTA BOOK AWARDS FINALIST IN NOVEL & SHORT STORY In Benjamin Percy's new thriller, a post-apocalyptic reimagining of the Lewis and Clark saga, a super flu and nuclear fallout have made a husk of the world we know. A few humans carry on, living in outposts such as the Sanctuary-the remains of St. Louis-a shielded community that owes its survival to its militant defense and fear-mongering leaders. Then a rider comes from the wasteland beyond its walls. She reports on the outside world: west of the Cascades, rain falls, crops grow, civilization thrives. But there is danger too: the rising power of an army that pillages and enslaves every community they happen upon. Against the wishes of the Sanctuary, a small group sets out in secrecy. Led by Lewis Meriwether and Mina Clark, they hope to expand their infant nation, and to reunite the States. But the Sanctuary will not allow them to escape without a fight.

Book Trouble No Man

    Book Details:
  • Author : Brian Hart
  • Publisher : HarperCollins
  • Release : 2019-01-29
  • ISBN : 0062698338
  • Pages : 393 pages

Download or read book Trouble No Man written by Brian Hart and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2019-01-29 with total page 393 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: American War meets Into the Wild in Brian Hart’s epic saga of one man’s struggle to survive a hostile world—tracing his path from a self-destructive, skateboarding youth in the 90s to the near future as he journeys across a desolate, militia-controlled American West to find his missing family—perfect for fans of Edan Lepuki and Cormac McCarthy. In the America of a near future, northern California and the Pacific Northwest have become a desolate wasteland controlled by violent separatist militias and marked by a lack of water and fuel. In a village outside Reno, a middle-aged man visits an undertaker and gathers the ashes of his dead wife to bring to Alaska. There, their children await them—refugees from the destruction of the south. To reach his only remaining family, the man must cross the treacherous, violent landscape north by bike, his dog his only companion. Thirty years earlier, we meet Roy Bingham. After a rough-and-tumble childhood, Roy is numbing himself with skateboarding, drugs, and sex, when he meets Karen. Sassy, soulful, and arresting, Karen pulls Roy into her orbit until she decides to give up their nomadic lifestyle to put down roots in her hometown of Loyalton, California. Roy’s fidelity buckles under the commitment and after a boozy night in Reno he leaves Karen for the road and skateboarding. Flashing back and forth in time across four decades in the life of a man who is lost even when he’s found, Trouble No Man delivers a resonant story of survival, violence, and family, set against the tumult of an America on the precipice of becoming an unfree nation.

Book How to Survive an Apocalypse

Download or read book How to Survive an Apocalypse written by Jordan Hall and published by Samuel French , Incorporated. This book was released on 2018 with total page 95 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "A young and successful urban couple becomes convinced that their lifestyle is coming to an end. They become "preppers," hoarding supplies and learning to hunt. But their obsession takes its toll, and they are both forced to imagine the apocalypse without the love of their life. A romantic comedy about the end of days"--Page [4] of cover.