Download or read book Super Duper Knock Knock Jokes for Kids written by Bob Phillips and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2014-07-01 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Is there anything better than a knock-knock joke? How about hundreds of them? You are going to love this collection of laugh lines stupendous enough for a super duper joker. With so many, you have plenty of humor to knock-knock some silly sense into your friends, family, and anyone else who is willing to say “who’s there?” This is good, clean fun that will entertain you and others for hours. It’s perfect for those times when you are waiting after school or between activities or during a long Saturday afternoon. Knock, Knock Who’s there? Woo Woo who? Woo-who these jokes are fun! Let’s have a party. If you or your family are getting tired staring at the TV or computer screen, it’s time to scream—with laughter. And this outrageous, hilarious jumble of jokes will make that happen instantly.
Download or read book Super Duper Knock Knock Jokes for Kids written by Bob Phillips and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2014-07-01 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Is there anything better than a knock-knock joke? How about hundreds of them? You are going to love this collection of laugh lines stupendous enough for a super duper joker. With so many, you have plenty of humor to knock-knock some silly sense into your friends, family, and anyone else who is willing to say “who’s there?” This is good, clean fun that will entertain you and others for hours. It’s perfect for those times when you are waiting after school or between activities or during a long Saturday afternoon. Knock, Knock Who’s there? Woo Woo who? Woo-who these jokes are fun! Let’s have a party. If you or your family are getting tired staring at the TV or computer screen, it’s time to scream—with laughter. And this outrageous, hilarious jumble of jokes will make that happen instantly.
Download or read book Good Clean Knock Knock Jokes for Kids written by Bob Phillips and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2007-01-01 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What can steer a parent toward insanity faster than the phrase "Are we there yet?"...the words "Knock, Knock," of course. Bob Phillips, comic genius, has mastered a gathering of knock, knock jokes that will have kids laughing hysterically—and parents just plain hysterical—but a family that knock, knocks together, grows together. Knock, Knock Who’s There? Olive. Olive who? Olive to tell knock-knock jokes. Hours of entertainment in one simple resource is the best deal in town.
Download or read book Super Duper Good Clean Jokes for Kids written by Bob Phillips and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2000 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Offers a collection of riddles, knock-knocks, and other jokes on various topics.
Download or read book The Little Book of Big Laughs written by Donna Goodrich and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2014-10-01 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Perfect for entertainment, lead-ins for sermons or speeches, illustrations, and ice breakers, these short jokes and quips will help you relax, encourage your audience to listen, and provide a humorous note for talks, speeches, lessons, and social occasions. Organized by topics that include Marriage, Sports, Sunday School, Work, and more, this little humor book is easy to use and sized to fit into your briefcase, purse, or pocket. A surgeon, an architect, and a politician were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. Surgeon: “Eve was made from Adam’s rib, and that was surely a surgical operation.” Architect: “Maybe, but before that order was created out of chaos, and that was an architectural job.” Politician: “That may be, but somebody had to create the chaos!” Golfer: “I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this golf course.” Caddy: “Try heaven. You’ve already moved most of the earth!” Mother: “I don’t think you should marry Henry. He’s a dentist and you’re a manicurist.” Daughter: “What does that have to do with it?” Mother: “I’m afraid you’ll fight tooth and nail.”
Download or read book Jammin Jokes for Kids written by Bob Phillips and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2004-01-01 with total page 164 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bob Phillips and Steve Russo team up to bring yet another sidesplitting collection of jokes and teasers mixed with fascinating trivia that entertains "and educates at the same time.
Download or read book Squeaky Clean Jokes for Kids written by Bob Phillips and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 1997 with total page 180 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bestselling author Bob Phillips (over 4 million books sold) has scoured the country in his quest for hilarious, wholesome entertainment. Brilliant jokes, blazing puns, and clean-as-a-whistle knock-knocks guarantee that the laughs will bubble over when children dip into this overflowing tub of good clean fun. Co-author Steve Russo is the host of the nationally syndicated radio program, "Real Answers".
Download or read book Totally Cool Clean Jokes for Kids written by Bob Phillips and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 1997 with total page 180 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jazzy jokes, outlandish one-liners, and priceless puns in this crazy collection guarantee that you'll be the totally cool center of attention. You'll laugh and groan along with your friends and family as you share them.
Download or read book Extremely Good Clean Jokes for Kids written by Bob Phillips and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2001-01-01 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With sales in the millions backing him up, Bob Phillips proves that kids—and parents—love good, clean joke books! The laughter never ends as kids share juicy jokes, quacky quips, and zany zappers.
Download or read book The All New Clean Joke Book written by Bob Phillips and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 1990-01-15 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of jokes arranged alphabetically by topic.
Download or read book Good Clean Jokes to Drive Your Parents Crazy written by Bob Phillips and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2005-09-01 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Q: How do you find a missing barber? A: Comb the city. Knock, knock. Who's there? Apollo. Apollo who? Apologize for not answering sooner! Bob Phillips adds to his bestselling collection of joke books (nearly four million copies sold) with this collection sure to delight kids and pester parents. Within these pages, seekers of silly will discover a variety of wit—crazy questions, daffy dialogues, knock knock jokes, and more. In addition to the promise to drive parents bonkers with its contents, this book will also provide hours of cheap entertainment...and make kids of all ages smile.
Download or read book The World s Greatest Wacky One Line Jokes written by Bob Phillips and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2005-01-01 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bob Phillips takes good clean wackiness to new heights in The Worldâs Greatest Wacky OneâLine Jokes.The continual popularity of these joke books proves that Bob Phillips knows howto make readers laugh. No exception, this crazy collection of witty oneâlinersand goofy guffaws will tickle the funny bones of kids and adults alike. Asthese jokes are told on long trips, through dreary days, and at late nightparties, readers of all ages will discover that this really is the worldâsgreatest collection of wacky oneâliners.
Download or read book A Tackle Box of Fishing Funnies written by and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2003 with total page 180 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Phillips does it again in this hilarious and amazing collection of fish tales, fish jokes, and fish facts, accompanied by 98 tongue-in-cheek fishing illustrations by "Hi and Jinx" creator, Jonny Hawkins.
Download or read book The Awesome Book of Bible Trivia written by Bob Phillips and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2004-01-01 with total page 352 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This fun collection of more than 1700 trivia questions brings together some of the very best in Bible brainteasers, riddles, and puns. From amazing to zany facts and figures, The Awesome Book of Bible Trivia covers the entire spectrum. Friends, family, and groups of all ages will enjoy countless hours of fun–filled learning that will fascinate both new sheep and old saints: Who fell asleep during a sermon and died as a result? Eutychus—Acts 20:9 What is the longest word in the Bible? Mahershalalhashbaz—Isaiah 8:1,3 What kind of lights did Noah have on the Ark? Flood lights Terrific for family game nights, vacations, car trips, and church groups.
Download or read book Controlling Your Emotions Before They Control You written by Bob Phillips and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2001-03-01 with total page 306 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The roller-coaster of emotional turmoil can be devastating. Fear, anger, and stress take their toll, and families are hurt, job performance suffers, and self-esteem plummets. Is there hope? In this hands-on guide, readers will find practical help in: dealing with depression, overcoming bitterness, understanding feelings, forgiving others, and praising God in the midst of problems. True stories, emotional evaluations, personality charts, and biblical counsel make this book understandable and interesting. (Formerly What to Do Until the Psychiatrist Comes.)
Download or read book The Everything Kids Giant Book of Jokes Riddles and Brain Teasers written by Michael Dahl and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2010-09-18 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why did the chicken cross the road? Knock, knock. Who's there? What do you get when you...? As kids guess the answers, they're sure to get the giggles! With this book, little ones will look forward to sharing the jokes with parents, teachers, and siblings--and even coming up with some variations of their own! In addition to hundreds of rib-tickling jokes, readers will love: Head-scratching brain teasers Funny knock-knock jokes Hysterical puzzles Ridiculous riddles And much, much more! Amid the jokes, kids also find information on how to deliver the perfect punch line and how their favorite comics got started telling jokes. Every budding comic needs a little help getting started, and this book is the perfect go-to for getting laughs!
Download or read book The Awesome Book of Heavenly Humor written by Bob Phillips and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2003-02-01 with total page 206 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Sunday school teacher: If Moses were alive today, he'd be considered a remarkable man." "Student: He sure ought to be-he'd be more than 2500 years old!" Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand! "-Mark Twain" Veteran laugh-masters Bob Phillips and Jonny Hawkins teamed up to take a lighthearted look at some of the antics that abound in the church. This collection of jokes, quotes, and cartoons, alphabetized and indexed from "Abel" to "Zacchaeus," will be an invaluable resource for readers who want to freshen their bulletins, newsletters, speeches, or sermons-or just ease their load with some good clean fun.
