Download or read book Stupid Easy Hole written by Dolores Haze and published by Dolorez Haze. This book was released on 2024-01-13 with total page 22 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Oh my goodness, what a babe!" thought Mr. Anderson, who was in total disbelief, thunderstruck, looking at the 19-year-old girl, weighing 92 lb. of total gorgeousness. Standing at 5.2 feet, Mimi, that was her name, a beautiful, seductive, and way too naughty student of Thai descent, born and raised in America, stared back at him, as if nothing was out of the ordinary. She had just removed her shirt, revealing her huge perfect breasts, but she didn't seem to even understand how inappropriate the situation was. She's seductive, hot, submissive, so innocent-looking. She's loving it, she's uncontrollable! Mimi's life had degenerated into a series of bargains with strangers nobody no woman in her right mind would consider doing. Come and hold her hand through it all. All characters in this work of fiction are 18 years old or older. This is a work of fiction: All characters, locations, situations are purely a work of fiction.
Download or read book Emails from an Asshole written by John Lindsay and published by Union Square + ORM. This book was released on 2010-04-01 with total page 201 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One man causes chaos in the online classifieds resulting in this humorous collection of real-life email conversations. When John Lindsay launched DontEvenReply.com in June 2009, it became an instant sensation. With 60% of the book featuring entirely new material never before available on the website, Emails from an Asshole offers fans a fresh opportunity to revel in people’s gullibility. Posing as a customer or seller, Lindsay responded to a variety of classified ads, making ridiculous offers to unsuspecting victims. Their responses, and the ensuing conversations, will have readers simultaneously laughing non-stop and gasping with disbelief. “It’s like Sasha Baron Cohen on the internet.” —Jane Wells, CNBC
Download or read book A WALK ACROSS DIRTY WATER AND STRAIGHT INTO MURDERER S ROW written by Eugene S Robinson and published by Feral House. This book was released on 2023-08-29 with total page 255 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A rollicking no-holds barred memoir from journalist and musician Eugene S. Robinson that takes readers along through the story of his life. “A weird rollicking ride” frames how author Eugene S. Robinson views his journey from a Brooklyn kid with decidedly offbeat punk rock proclivities to the realities of California hardcore and dark detours into shows, tours, drugs, porn, guns, MMA fighting, an Ivy League-esque education and his eventual entry into the US Defense industry just in time to see his boss dragged into Contragate. Robinson’s writing mirrors his fighting style intensity, ferocity, and brutal truth. He knows exactly who he is and how he is perceived by the white people and white culture that surrounds him. Robinson challenges accepted norms. He fights against easy answers and safe passages. He says: No one who ever gets a life sentence for just about anything really expects it to last a lifetime. Even if the modifier is "without the possibility of parole." Hope springs eternal but there's always the undiscussed other option. The one where the fate is chosen, freely, and the protagonist has about as much interest in escaping as he does of being almost anywhere else at all. Which is to say: not at all.” A Walk Across Dirty Water is Robinson’s memoir of growing up in Brooklyn during the 1970s, playing in punk bands and touring the world during the
Download or read book Holes written by Louis Sachar and published by Yearling. This book was released on 2011-06-01 with total page 251 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This groundbreaking classic is now available in a special anniversary edition with bonus content. Winner of the Newbery Medal as well as the National Book Award, HOLES is a New York Times bestseller and one of the strongest-selling middle-grade books to ever hit shelves! Stanley Yelnats is under a curse. A curse that began with his no-good-dirty-rotten-pig-stealing-great-great-grandfather and has since followed generations of Yelnatses. Now Stanley has been unjustly sent to a boys' detention center, Camp Green Lake, where the boys build character by spending all day, every day digging holes exactly five feet wide and five feet deep. There is no lake at Camp Green Lake. But there are an awful lot of holes. It doesn't take long for Stanley to realize there's more than character improvement going on at Camp Green Lake. The boys are digging holes because the warden is looking for something. But what could be buried under a dried-up lake? Stanley tries to dig up the truth in this inventive and darkly humorous tale of crime and punishment —and redemption. Special anniversary edition bonus content includes: A New Note From the Author!; "Ten Things You May Not Know About HOLES" by Louis Sachar; and more!
Download or read book Writing Radar written by Jack Gantos and published by Farrar, Straus and Giroux (Byr). This book was released on 2017-08-29 with total page 225 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Acclaimed author Jack Gantos's guide to becoming the best brilliant writer.
Download or read book Small Steps written by Louis Sachar and published by A&C Black. This book was released on 2010-12-06 with total page 269 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Armpit and X-Ray are living in Austin, Texas. It is three years since they left the confines of Camp Green Lake Detention Centre and Armpit is taking small steps to turn his life around. He is working for a landscape gardener because he is good at digging holes, he is going to school and he is enjoying his first proper romance, but is he going to be able to stay out of trouble when there is so much building up against him? In this exciting novel, Armpit is joined by many vibrant new characters, and is learning what it takes to stay on course, and that doing the right thing is never the wrong choice.
Download or read book The Complete A hole s Guide to Handling Chicks written by Dan Indante and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2003-05 with total page 290 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This sadistic, hysterical relationship book outlines how women can be manipulated, frustrated, and ultimately dominated throughout the course of a man's life.
Download or read book Arica s Revenge written by Angela Schmeling and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2013-01-14 with total page 244 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After the terrible events that unfolded on the island of Sementia, the survivors attempt to get on with their lives. But unforeseen circumstances catapult them back onto the shores of the mysterious island they fled from and they soon realize that they must band together or be lost forever. Unlike anything Ive ever read before, Sementia has the mystery and intrigue to keep you up well into the night wanting more and leaving you with one theory, to expect the unexpected! Jackie Haley, author of Crystal Beach
Download or read book Confessions of the Undead written by Storm Heselschwerdt and published by Sweet Life. This book was released on 2014-03-24 with total page 125 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Professor Salliar tries to take over the world by enslaving the minds of the Zombies, Werewolves and Vampires.
Download or read book Smart Phone Dumb Phone written by Allen Carr and published by Arcturus Publishing. This book was released on 2019-08-15 with total page 292 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "The Allen Carr method has helped millions quit smoking. Now its experts are determined to tackle the UK's obsession with digital devices" - Daily Express "You'll be aware off how your devices affect you and most of all, you will enjoy the feeling of regaining control" - Daily Mirror Do you pull out your phone at every idle moment? Do hours slip away as you mindlessly scroll? Has your smartphone added a level of detachment between you and the outside world? Sadly technology which should be a wonderful boon to us has started to blight our lives. The average adult spends nearly ten hours a day looking at digital screens, leading to unprecedented levels of stress, isolation, procrastination and inertia. The fact is that digital dependence is an addiction and should be treated as such. Allen Carr's Easyway is a breath of fresh air when it comes to addiction treatment. Tried and tested as an incredibly successful stop-smoking method, its principles have since been applied to other addictions such as alcohol, gambling and caffeine with outstanding results. Here, for the first time, the Easyway method has been used to overcome digital addiction, and it really works! Smart Phone Dumb Phone rewires our relationship to technology. By unravelling the brainwashing process behind our addictive behaviour, we are freed from dependence and can reassert control over our time and productivity. Including 20 practical steps to help you along your way, this wonderful guide will release you from the clutches of your smartphone and allow you to live in the moment. It truly is the easyway.
Download or read book Holes written by Louis Sachar and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2008-09-02 with total page 284 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A New York Times BestsellerAdapted into the movie HolesInterest Level: Middle/High School Reading Grade Level: 3rd & 4th Lexile Level: 660L Theme: Belonging/Sense of SelfAn Accelerated Reader(r) title
Download or read book The Hole in the Middle written by Paul Budnitz and published by Hyperion. This book was released on 2011-06-07 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Morgan has a hole in his middle, and it gives him a strange, empty feeling -- sort of like always being a little bit hungry. His best friend Yumi tries to help, but nothing seems to make Morgan feel better. Not music, not picnics... not even reminding himself to forget about the feeling. Then Yumi gets sick, and Morgan bakes her a cake. Cheering Yumi up means that Morgan doesn't stop to think about the hole in his middle. Only then does the hole start to shrink... until it's exactly the same size as a belly button./DIVDIV With bright, whimsical illustrations by up-and-coming artist Aya Kakeda, this simple, inventive tale gently reminds us that our own problems sometimes go away when we focus on our friends.
Download or read book God shaped Hole written by Tiffanie DeBartolo and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2002 with total page 342 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Told in the wry, vulnerable voice of Beatrice "Trixie" Jordan, "God-Shaped Hole" is an offbeat, contemporary romance about a woman who finds true love when she replies to a personal ad.
Download or read book The Grace of Kings written by Ken Liu and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2015-04-07 with total page 656 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One of the Time 100 Best Fantasy Books Of All Time Two men rebel together against tyranny—and then become rivals—in this first sweeping book of an epic fantasy series from Ken Liu, recipient of Hugo, Nebula, and World Fantasy awards. Hailed as one of the best books of 2015 by NPR. Wily, charming Kuni Garu, a bandit, and stern, fearless Mata Zyndu, the son of a deposed duke, seem like polar opposites. Yet, in the uprising against the emperor, the two quickly become the best of friends after a series of adventures fighting against vast conscripted armies, silk-draped airships, and shapeshifting gods. Once the emperor has been overthrown, however, they each find themselves the leader of separate factions—two sides with very different ideas about how the world should be run and the meaning of justice. Fans of intrigue, intimate plots, and action will find a new series to embrace in the Dandelion Dynasty.
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Download or read book It s Hard Enough Let Me Help You written by Ray Rhodes and published by Limelight Pages and Media LLC. This book was released on 2023-07-21 with total page 81 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For those who genuinely desire more from life, this book is for you. Doesn't living paycheck to paycheck become old? A budget must be followed strictly. It is not, however, the only stage in developing financial literacy. You don't have to be hurting financially or live paycheck to paycheck to benefit from this book. There is always opportunity for growth and time that needs to be made aside to guarantee that your financial proficiency is retained. The "small" adjustments you make on a day-to-day basis as you go from paycheck to paycheck can and will eventually pay off handsomely. I won't become wealthy because to this book. But, I know it can help you, and that's all I want to do. It's hard enough, let me help you.
Download or read book I Am A Card Counter written by Frank Scoblete and published by Triumph Books. This book was released on 2014-05-01 with total page 189 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With the help of the easy-to-master steps in this book, even a novice gambler can go from being a traditional blackjack player to a card counter--an advantage player with a true edge over the house. For a dozen years, Frank Scoblete was a devastating card-counter, consistently beating casinos in Las Vegas, Atlantic City, and Tunica, Mississippi and angering the casino bosses by knowing more about how to win money than almost anyone who ever challenged a casino. He employed sophisticated methods, including card-counting and little-known advantage-play techniques to turn the tables on the house. Now Frank, known as an icon of the gambling industry, shares with readers everything he knows about beating casinos at blackjack, including techniques for one, two, four, six, and eight deck games such as "end play," "the fat finger method," "card groupings," and several card counting systems that are easy to learn, but powerful and effective to play. "I Am a Card Counter" is an essential resource for any gambler looking to succeed at the blackjack table.
