Download or read book Stoner with a Boner written by Kathleen K and published by Create Space. This book was released on 2011-09-07 with total page 138 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Stoner with a boner (It's a Long Story) is a pot-centric sexotic bedside reader for the adult mind. KIRKUS REVIEW: Written in a loose, free-wheeling prose that mimics the narrator's lifestyle, the story glides from woman to woman and bong hit to bong hit without the burdens of plot or conflict. ... a memorable sexual escapade. by Kirkus Reviews Dec. 2012 This fictional memoir is presented as a rambling narrative, thoughtful and funny. If this is a guy you know, this part of his life is on the down-low; not hidden, not advertised. It just is. Like his luck with the ladies, a sacred element in his life not to be squandered reliving on the job (and vice versa). In retrospect, we share his days of work and play. A grocer. A pot head. Lover and friend. The language is tart and specific when it isn't wandering off toward reveries of the good old days. You're hearing the words of a grown stoner, an otherwise upright citizen, keeping his counterculture perspective alive one doobie at a time. It's a long story the way he tells it. The sex has been steamy which makes for explicit recollections. He's a fan of the female, drawn to them as equals: equally interested, equally involved, equally independent. He's not dangling a more complex relationship than the one he offers in the here and now (there and then). He's careful to learn their names (Trixie, Belle, Bronwyn, Siobhan). He thought he liked little lean blondes until he had his eye lids peeled back by a tall redhead. He's not a user; he doesn't have to slink out the back door of a bar because somebody walked in the front door. He doesn't trick women into bed; it's more a matter of knowing. It is what it is, not what it was, not what it ought to be, not what it might be. It is what it is - until it isn't. KathleenK.xxx for the rowdier reader.

Download or read book Boner and Stoner Issue 1 written by Randall Jessup and published by Intellisource Media Incorporated. This book was released on 2014-11-13 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Non-stop pandemonium ensues when Boner and Stoner, a couple of clueless teenage delinquents, try to get their secret " weed " formula back from the school's evil Headmistress. In the meantime, whatever they do turns into one hilarious disaster after another. This is one book that will have you laughing your head off from beginning to end! Boner and Stoner is a new addition in the great comedy tradition of Beavis and Butt-head, Cheech and Chong, and Jay and Silent Bob. Only from Black Mango Comics!

Download or read book Mayhem written by Estelle Laure and published by Wednesday Books. This book was released on 2020-07-14 with total page 237 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Lost Boys meets Wilder Girls in this supernatural feminist YA novel. It's 1987 and unfortunately it's not all Madonna and cherry lip balm. Mayhem Brayburn has always known there was something off about her and her mother, Roxy. Maybe it has to do with Roxy's constant physical pain, or maybe with Mayhem's own irresistible pull to water. Either way, she knows they aren't like everyone else. But when May's stepfather finally goes too far, Roxy and Mayhem flee to Santa Maria, California, the coastal beach town that holds the answers to all of Mayhem's questions about who her mother is, her estranged family, and the mysteries of her own self. There she meets the kids who live with her aunt, and it opens the door to the magic that runs through the female lineage in her family, the very magic Mayhem is next in line to inherit and which will change her life for good. But when she gets wrapped up in the search for the man who has been kidnapping girls from the beach, her life takes another dangerous turn and she is forced to face the price of vigilante justice and to ask herself whether revenge is worth the cost. From the acclaimed author of This Raging Light and But Then I Came Back, Estelle Laure offers a riveting and complex story with magical elements about a family of women contending with what appears to be an irreversible destiny, taking control and saying when enough is enough.

Download or read book Promise Me written by Harlan Coben and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2007-03-27 with total page 513 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The bestselling author and creator of the hit Netflix drama The Stranger reveals the deadly consequences that can be born of the best intentions in this Myron Bolitar thriller. As the school year winds down, Myron Bolitar is determined to help keep his friends’ children safe from the dangers of drinking and driving. So he makes two neighborhood girls promise him that if they are ever in a bind but are afraid to call their parents, they must call him. Several nights later, the call comes at two a.m. The next day, a girl is missing and Myron is the last person who saw her. Racing to find her before she’s gone forever, Myron must outrun his own troubled past and decide once and for all who he is and what he will stand up for...

Download or read book R and R written by Frank Brandao and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2015-07-06 with total page 61 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: To my family, thanks for your understanding. With you, Im number one, Im your only son. Thanks to the old crew, Devils Advocates, Crusaders, and Raiders on the same pages. See you on stage. Im amazed. My life, you saved. With you, I have it made! Love, FB

Download or read book 3 Harlan Coben Novels Promise Me No Second Chance Just One Look written by Harlan Coben and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2011-06-07 with total page 1327 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Three novels from the bestselling author and creator of the hit Netflix drama The Stranger—together in one exciting collection. PROMISE ME As the school year winds down, Myron Bolitar is determined to help keep his friends’ children safe from the dangers of drinking and driving. So he makes two neighborhood girls promise him that if they are ever in a bind but are afraid to call their parents, they must call him. Several nights later, the call comes at two a.m. The next day, a girl is missing and Myron is the last person who saw her. Racing to find her before she’s gone forever, Myron must outrun his own troubled past and decide once and for all who he is and what he will stand up for... NO SECOND CHANCE Shot twice by an unseen assailant, Dr. Marc Seidman lies in a hospital bed. His wife has been killed. His six-month-old daughter has vanished. But just when his world seems forever shattered, the ransom note arrives: We are watching. If you contact the authorities, you will never see your daughter again. There will be no second chance. With no one to trust, and mired in a deepening quicksand of deception and deadly secrets, Marc clings to one unwavering vow: bring home his daughter, at any cost. JUST ONE LOOK When Grace Lawson picks up a newly developed set of family photographs, there is a picture that doesn't belong-a photo from at least twenty years ago with a man in it who looks strikingly like her husband, Jack. And though Jack denies it's him, he disappears that night, taking the photo with him. Now, to save her family from a fierce, silent killer who will stop at nothing to get the photo, Grace must confront the dark corners of her own tragic past...

Download or read book The Rough Guide to Rock written by Peter Buckley and published by Rough Guides. This book was released on 2003 with total page 1234 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Compiles career biographies of over 1,200 artists and rock music reviews written by fans covering every phase of rock from R & B through punk and rap.

Download or read book At the Edge of the Universe written by Shaun David Hutchinson and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-02-07 with total page 348 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the author of We Are the Ants comes “another winner” (Booklist, starred review) about a boy who believes the universe is slowly shrinking as the things he remembers are being erased from others’ memories. Tommy and Ozzie have been best friends since the second grade, and boyfriends since eighth. They spent countless days dreaming of escaping their small town—and then Tommy vanished. More accurately, he ceased to exist, erased from the minds and memories of everyone who knew him. Everyone except Ozzie. Ozzie doesn’t know how to navigate life without Tommy, and soon he suspects that something else is going on: that the universe is shrinking. When Ozzie is paired up with the reclusive and secretive Calvin for a physics project, it’s hard for him to deny the feelings developing between them, even if he still loves Tommy. But Ozzie knows there isn’t much time left to find Tommy—that once the door closes, it can’t be opened again. And he’s determined to keep it open as long as possible.

Download or read book Alphabetical Index of Occupations written by United States. Bureau of the Census and published by . This book was released on 1930 with total page 528 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Baked written by Mark Haskell Smith and published by Black Cat. This book was released on 2010 with total page 346 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: While selling premium mango-flavored marijuana, botanist Miro is nearly killed by a sniper and struggles to figure out who wants him dead, an investigation marked by an obsessive cop, a kinky paramedic, and a Mormon missionary.

Download or read book The Shaft written by David J. Schow and published by Crossroad Press. This book was released on 2016-11-13 with total page 425 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A low-level drug runner named Cruz finds himself exiled from sunny Miami to frigid Chicago. He holes up in a decrepit rooming-house, the Kenilworth Arms, in the dead of winter. There he meets Jonathan, a yuppie struggling to get over a failed romance, and Jamaica, a prostitute on the payroll of the drug kingpin Bauhaus. When Cruz and Jamaica are forced to drop two kilos of cocaine down a ventilation shaft in the rooming-house to escape a police raid, strange things begin to happen... David J. Schow’s The Shaft features a unique mingling of supernatural horror with the very real dangers involved in drug-running, creating a uniquely compelling atmosphere. Amid the inexplicable terrors of a building that seems weirdly animate and of some loathsome monstrosity lurking in the bottom of the ventilation shaft, the pursuit of Cruz, Jonathan, and Jamaica by Bauhaus and his minions seems by turns insignificant and chillingly immediate.

Download or read book Hugh Gives You TM 4 Fantastic Fitness Fat Loss Methods To Use written by Hugh Esling and published by FriesenPress. This book was released on 2014-03 with total page 227 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you want to hit fitness personal bests? Or lose lots of fat? Or both? Are you a smoker, a drinker, or a junk food junkie? Are you new to fitness, or coming back to it after lounging, lazing, and lolling for years? No matter. With the four methods in this book, personified and proofed with peccadilloes, pictures and details galore, you, male or female, can boost your self image, lower your body fat and get your life back in as little as 50 days, 6 months, one year, or three. And you don't have to take the nine long years of arduously testing these methods. That guinea pig deal was done by me. And you get the benefit. While you are shaping up, marvel at worldwide fitness exploits and shudder at global trends in obesity, knowing that no matter what may be out-of-this-world-cool, or out-of-this-world-catastrophic, you have begun to assert control over your life, leaving you confident, but not complacent. And, finally, discover, as if you didn't know, the beast and beauty in all of us, wrapped in that enigma that is the human condition. So come on in: the new you awaits....

Download or read book Inherent Vice written by Thomas Pynchon and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2012-06-13 with total page 385 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "The funniest book Pynchon has written." — Rolling Stone "Entertainment of a high order." - Time Part noir, part psychedelic romp, all Thomas Pynchon—private eye Doc Sportello surfaces, occasionally, out of a marijuana haze to watch the end of an era. In this lively yarn, Thomas Pynchon, working in an unaccustomed genre that is at once exciting and accessible, provides a classic illustration of the principle that if you can remember the sixties, you weren't there. It's been a while since Doc Sportello has seen his ex- girlfriend. Suddenly she shows up with a story about a plot to kidnap a billionaire land developer whom she just happens to be in love with. It's the tail end of the psychedelic sixties in L.A., and Doc knows that "love" is another of those words going around at the moment, like "trip" or "groovy," except that this one usually leads to trouble. Undeniably one of the most influential writers at work today, Pynchon has penned another unforgettable book.

Download or read book You Have the Right to Remain Violent written by Joel A. Greenberg and published by Booksurge. This book was released on 2006-02-10 with total page 136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A group of poverty-stricken, rural children are caught up in a secret world of organized fighting, blaming their injuries on the new skate park that the town has just built. Friends are pitted against friends, as parents, teachers, and officials strangely ignore it all. Society spirals out of control, and when one middle school teacher insists on finding the truth as to why so many students have black eyes, she is mysteriously killed. 'Readers will find this book difficult to put down as the tale deftly unfolds and the mystery deepens. Greenberg has plotted his novel very carefully and it shows: his page-turning events fit the tradition of the best mysteries and thrillers. 'You Have The Right To Remain Violent' falls into the tradition of Shirley Jackson's 'The Lottery' and George Orwell's '1984,' but in Greenberg's world, violence and corruption can be redeemed.' - Ellen Tanner Marsh, NY Times Best Selling Author 'You Have The Right To Remain Violent' puts friend against friend, as the kids participate in a horrifying game of society gone sour. Although fictional, this dramatic thriller is loaded with reality, about violence and its effects on children, and also about placing too much power into the hands of too few people with too few checks. It's a little about our leaders always encouraging the violence, so that they have a need to implement security and control. And it's a little about children, surrounded by violence in their everyday lives, and how they ultimately use what they've been taught to create a shocking, and horrifying ending. 'A real wake-up call for America.' 'Kids in this country are purposely fighting each other, just so they can video it and post it on the internet. All they know is violence. Who is to blame for that? While our leaders are supposed to protect and serve, I see it differently. I see them protecting corruption in order to ob-serve... to observe, and control us all!' - Joel A. Greenberg, Author

Download or read book Lies Knives and Girls in Red Dresses written by Ron Koertge and published by National Geographic Books. This book was released on 2012-07-10 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Writing in free verse honed to a wicked edge, the incomparable Ron Koertge brings dark and contemporary humor to twenty iconic fairy tales. Once upon a time, there was a strung-out match girl who sold CDs to stoners. Twelve impetuous sisters escaped King Daddy’s clutches to jiggle and cavort and wear out their shoes. A fickle Thumbelina searched for a tiny husband, leaving bodies in her wake. And Little Red Riding Hood confessed that she kind of wanted to know what it’s like to be swallowed whole. From bloodied and blinded stepsisters (they were duped) to a chopped-off finger flying into a heroine’s cleavage, this is fairy tale world turned upside down. Ron Koertge knows what really happened to all those wolves and maidens, ogres and orphans, kings and piglets, and he knows about the Ever After. So come closer — he wants to whisper in your ear.

Download or read book Switched written by Cassie Mae and published by Flirt. This book was released on 2013-12-02 with total page 296 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cassie Mae’s delightful novel answers the eternal question: What do you do when you’re head over heels for your best friend’s guy? Ever since high school, Kayla has been crazy for gorgeous football player Talon. But before she could muster the courage to tell him, he became a hot item with her beautiful BFF, Reagan. The only person who knows Kayla’s secret is Wesley, Talon’s best bud—and he’s got it bad for Reagan. Now they’re all in college together, hanging out 24/7. For Kayla, seeing the two lovebirds together is absolutely unbearable. So Kayla and Wesley hatch a plot to drive them apart before Talon has a chance to give Reagan the Christmas gift she’s been waiting for. Soon enough, the once happy couple is fighting. Reagan suddenly can’t get enough of Wesley’s goofy sense of humor, and Talon seems to be paying more attention to Kayla than a guy who’s “only a friend” ever should. But just when everything seems to be falling into place, Kayla and Wesley accidentally spend a night together and discover a hitch in their plan they never considered: that switching partners may not lead to a perfect ending after all. Praise for Switched “Switched is a brilliant read that keeps you laughing, and sighing, and frustrated, and loving it!”—Rachel Schieffelbein, author of Run for the Roses “Switched was a mixture of heartfelt honesty and laugh-out-loud moments. Wesley and Kayla’s journey is one you can’t miss and will want to be on, cheering from the sidelines as they mess up and make up. I couldn’t get enough of these two.”—Theresa Paolo, author of (Never) Again “Cassie Mae’s books have become my latest guilty pleasure. Pleasure, because who doesn’t love to read a romantic comedy? And I say guilty because when I lay my hands on one, I tend to read them in one sitting and let all my other responsibilities go to the wayside. What dishes?”—Pauline Creeden, author of Sanctuary “Five stars . . . but as usual deserving of far more!”—Le Book Squirrel “I absolutely loved Switched. I found it cute, funny, goofy, and downright sigh-inducing.”—The Shadow Realm “I found myself smiling from ear to ear (and harboring a major craving for gummy bears . . .). I love the simple way she spells out a love story. The innocent gestures and internal dialogue cause me to sigh, or laugh, with the turn of each page.”—Madison Says “Sweet, romantic, funny, and very entertaining, Switched was a fantastic New Adult romance.”—Imagine a World “This is a cute, fun romance with lots of laughter and an adorable love story. Switched could be a chick flick, and a good one at that. If you are looking for a short, girly book to pass the time, then you’ve certainly come to the right place!”—Dark Faerie Tales “Switched is a fun read and a welcome addition to the New Adult romance genre. I liked Cassie Mae’s writing and plot—it was just like reading a script for a 90s teen film, and there’s nothing wrong with that!”—Wondrous Reads

Download or read book Wake written by Lisa McMann and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2010-04-01 with total page 163 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For seventeen-year-old Janie, getting sucked into other people's dreams at any given moment is getting tired. Especially the falling dreams, and the standing-in-front-of-the-class-naked ones. But then there are the nightmares, the ones that chill her to the bone… like the one where she is in a strange house…in a dirty kitchen…and a sinister monster that edges ever closer. This is the nightmare that she keeps falling into, the one where, for the first time, Janie is more than a witness to someone else's twisted psyche. She is a participant…