Download or read book Southern Fried Sass Collection written by Julia Mills and published by Southern Fried Sass. This book was released on 2023-06-15 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Welcome to Hairy Wart, Luuueeesiana. The tofu's southern fried, and the Soul Food's vegetarian 'Cause it's just not right to eat your friends. Here they are! The first THREE stories in the Southern Fried Sass series - all in one place! Bubble, bubble, you got trouble? Don'tcha worry. Don'tcha fret. We'll be there on the double. No job too big. No villain too crazy. We're Southern Fried Sass! Somebody wake up Daisy! OH! And most importantly, (At least in their minds.) meet the DRAGONETTES! Livin', breathin', smokin' proof that it's not the size of the scales but the SASS in the flames that makes the Guardsma...ahem, I mean, Guardswoman. Take a load off. Put your feet up. And enjoy! XOXO Julia

Download or read book Southern Fried Sass Volume 1 written by Julia Mills and published by Julia Mills. This book was released on 2023-07-18 with total page 430 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Welcome to Hairy Wart, Luuueeesiana. The tofu's southern fried, and the Soul Food's vegetarian ~ ‘Cause it’s just not right to eat your friends. Here they are! The first THREE stories in the Southern Fried Sass series - all in one place! Bubble, bubble, you got trouble? Don'tcha worry. Don'tcha fret. We'll be there on the double. No job too big. No villain too crazy. We're Southern Fried Sass! Somebody wake up Daisy! OH! And most importantly, (At least in their minds.) meet the DRAGONETTES! Livin', breathin', smokin' proof that it's not the size of the scales but the SASS in the flames that makes the Guardsma...ahem, I mean, Guardswoman. Take a load off. Put your feet up. And, enjoy! XOXO Julia

Download or read book Southern Fried Sass written by Ginger Minj and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2023-11-07 with total page 342 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: RuPaul’s Drag Race superstar Ginger Minj shares her favorite recipes, best advice, and wildest stories in this hilarious book that’s part memoir, part cookbook. Perfect for fans of Trixie and Katya’s Guide to Modern Womanhood. Drag icon Ginger Minj brings her signature humor and sass to this tongue-in-cheek memoir-cum-life manual-cum-cookbook. Featuring Ginger’s favorite Southern-inspired recipes, Southern Fried Sass showcases some of her most vulnerable and celebratory moments, revealing the most valuable lessons she’s learned after years in drag and the pearls of wisdom she’s gleaned from her grandmother’s personal brand of Southern resilience. You’ll cheer for Ginger as she spills the tea with exclusive behind-the-scenes details from three seasons of RuPaul’s Drag Race and offers her best advice on everything from contouring to cooking and setting the table for a full-on Southern-style Thanksgiving dinner. Did we say dinner? Here, you’ll find more than fifty recipes, including The Minx’s Sick’ning Scalloped Pineapple Paradise, Red Barn BBQ Ribs platter, Better Than Sex cake, and countless other decadent desserts. From fighting for what you’re worth to looking good on a motorcycle as a big girl to finding love while also making damn good cupcakes, this is the perfect gift for anyone who wants to live their best life.

Download or read book Southern Sass and a Crispy Corpse written by Kate Young and published by National Geographic Books. This book was released on 2020-05-26 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: On Georgia’s picturesque Peach Cove Island, a killer is serving up a two-for-one special . . . After their mama's passing, Marygene Brown returned to Peach Cove Island to help her sister Jena Lynn run the family diner, renowned for its homemade peach desserts. But Mama is never too far away—her sassy spirit haunts the island, and more specifically Marygene. Lately Mama has been warning her that the dead will seek her out to solve their murders, an idea Marygene is far from peachy keen on. But that prophecy appears to be coming true when she goes skinny-dipping off the island and swims right into a woman's charred corpse floating in the waves. And when Marygene and her brother Sam come upon a second burned body in a wine cellar at an event they're catering, it appears they have a double homicide on their hands. It soon turns out the victims have more in common than their charred remains, and Marygene will need to double down to find a killer who has no aversion to playing with fire. Good thing Mama has her back . . . Includes Seven Recipes from Marygene’s Kitchen!

Download or read book Southern Fried Yankee Cookbook written by Denise Mason and published by . This book was released on 2018-03 with total page 263 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One night after making a large pot of Jambalaya, I wondered at what point this true New England Yankee had become so southern. I realized it was a slow evolution. I met my husband, a true Southern gentleman, almost 20 years ago. For the first couple of years of our marriage, we lived in Texas. While there, I never really bothered to make many of the comfort foods of my husband's youth. All he had to do was go around the corner and he could get whatever he wanted. Later, we ended up returning to New England and after a period of time; my husband began to miss his old Southern favorites. He slowly began to ask me if I would try to make his favorite foods. His first request- Southern Fried Chicken. He figured it would be relatively easy for me since I had attended Culinary School before deciding to get a degree in nutrition. I have to say, my first attempt at Fried Chicken was dismal. The crust fell off, it had very little flavor and I am not sure it was even cooked all the way. So began the search and the many trials, to make the best Fried Chicken. I called his family, no one would share any of their recipes with me, I was the enemy. I began to scour cookbooks and the internet- all in the effort to find the perfect combination. Only to find that some ingredients weren't available up North, or that they didn't work. Or worse, it wasn't what my husband remembered!! Some things, I didn't like; they were too spicy or I just didn't care for the combination of flavors. As the years passed and I finally conquered the Fried Chicken, he began to request more of his favorites. The process would begin all over again to find that perfect combination of flavors with locally available ingredients. The result is a compilation of recipes that I have created. In the past year or so, people had begun to request my recipes, so I began to record them so it would be easy for me to pass them along. One night, I was joking with my husband that I should open my own restaurant and just sell my food. He laughed and said, it would just be easier to write a cookbook. Tongue-in-cheek I said I would call it "Southern Fried Yankee!" He laughed even harder and told me to do it. So the idea was born to write this cookbook. Why not call it a true Southern Cookbook, well that is because it is not!! If you want true authentic flavors, these recipes may or may not be what you are looking for. These are my versions and interpretations of Southern Comfort Foods with a liberal amount of classic New England Yankee thrown in. They are an amalgamation of both my husband and me and represent a true melting pot of flavors. All my recipes have been tried many times, are generally easy to prepare, and most don't require any special appliances or ingredients to make them. They are the common favorites of my family and friends. I have included many great tips and short cuts including crock-pot recipes for those meals that generally take a long time to prepare on the stove or in the oven. I hope that you enjoy preparing them and eating them!

Download or read book Cooking Your Sass Off Southern Style written by Page Hopkins and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-03-16 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Southern cook Page Hopkins unlocks the vault and shares treasured recipes that have been in her family for generations. Plus, she adds her own sassy spin to traditional favorites, introducing delectable dishes that include fried lasagna and chocolate pecan pie bars. This beautiful cookbook features a mouth-watering picture of each recipe and hands-on instructions with valuable tips that make the process easy. Also, Page and her family share heartwarming stories about why these recipes mean so much to them. Add a little Southern sass to your cooking and become the superstar of the party when you prepare these scrumptious recipes that are sure to become family favorites!

Download or read book Southern Fried Plus Six written by William Price Fox and published by . This book was released on 1974 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Nosey Rosie written by Julia Mills and published by Julia Mills. This book was released on 2023-07-18 with total page 126 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When the Goddess and the Universe team-up, with Destiny and Fate shakin' their pom-poms on the sideline, it's more than a Witch can endure. Buckle up, Buttercups. I'm the Witch your momma warned you about. It was just another beautiful day in Hairy Wort when Taffy and I happened upon a dead body in the rubble of the Marshall Mansion – That got up and walked away! No! I am not messin’ with you. I swear. It really happened. Just when I thought things were as low as they would go – think the creepy, crawlies creeping and crawlin’ at the very bottom of the Swamp – a tall, handsome Panther with a glint in his eye showed up like he owned the place. Then you know what he did? He told everybody he was my Mate. What the H-E-Double-hockey-sticks am I supposed to do with that pile of Grunch crap? Good Goddess, if you love me, send me a hundred-pound box of chocolate and a gallon of Miss Bunny’s sweet, iced tea. Hey! Even better, come on down and hang out a while. Heaven knows I could use the help.

Download or read book Later Gator written by Julia Mills and published by Julia Mills. This book was released on 2023-07-18 with total page 143 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bubble, bubble, got your ass in a sling? Oh, Darlin' that ain't no big thing. Deadman walkin'? Ghost a-talkin'? 'Round here, that just ain't shockin'. No lawbreaker too evil. No case too small. All ya' gotta do is call. No ifs, no buts, no coconuts. It's just a fact. We got your back. Scaled, feathered or furry, never you worry. Bless your little heart. We're the only place to start. Bet your bootay, we'll save the day. Southern Fried Sass, Baby, all the way!

Download or read book Lazy Daisy written by Julia Mills and published by Julia Mills. This book was released on 2023-07-18 with total page 180 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dragonettes, Honey Buns, and one dead Piggy Princess! Hang On, Hairy Wort, it’s Lazy Daisy to the rescue…well, sorta. Pat-a-cake, Pat-a-cake, Baker Bear’s Witch, Oh, dear me I just flipped that switch. There’s a pig in the oven as dead as can be, Without a heart, or a lung, or a danged kid-ney. With a zip and a zap and a tappity-tap, I’ll fix this mess even without a catnap. Got Miss Bunny, Doc Downey, and Granny Cleo, One, two, three, and away we go. Bubble, Bubble, we sure got some trouble. Another Piggie’s missing, so now it’s double. Somethin’ sure stinks, but that might be the skunks, Or the Cats, or the Possums, oh heck! They’re all punks. See ya’ in Hairy Wort. It’s sure to be snort! Come ‘on down! There’ll be laughs all ‘round.

Download or read book Jamie s Got A Wand written by Julia Mills and published by Julia Mills. This book was released on 2023-07-18 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bubble, bubble, who the hell asked for a bubble? We’re off to the Swamp, a nasty hex to tromp. Wanda the wand is rarin’ to scoot, and the crazy Wolf is a root-a-toot-toot. (Sorry, rhyming's not my thing. Talk to Daisy. She's the danged poet.) Grab your boots, your magic, and a big can of bug spray. I’mma need all the help I can get to keep this evil at bay. The Dragonettes are out like a light with no little Prince Charmings in sight. Yes, there’ll be Gators, but no worries, they’ve all been fed. Even that nasty little redhead, Nannette and her crazy brother, Ted. P.S. If you see Dash, tell him to get his Slothy butt to the Swamp!

Download or read book Twinkle Twinkle Sassy Little Star written by Julia Mills and published by Julia Mills. This book was released on 2024-09-07 with total page 180 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Back to the swamp. Back to the Wolves. Back to her… Lightning struck the moment he laid eyes on Star. Okay, yeah, she wouldn’t give him the time of day, but Grey thought he had nothing but time – then he was called home. Now, he’s heading back to the sweltering heat of the Florida Swamp and this time she will be his. Fight the rogues. Fight the Wizards. Fight the attraction she has for him… Watching him fly off into the sunset was a blessing and a curse. Her head was happy he was gone – her heart and her Wolf – not so much. Now, he’s back. Tall, dark, and handsome, he makes her Wolf roll over and beg to be taken. What’s a girl to do when her happily ever after is staring her in the face, but she’s not sure if she deserves it? “Twinkle, twinkle, sassy little Star. This Dragon knows exactly who you are. You are my diamond in the night sky. And baby, I’m coming for you…” After all, Fate Will Not Be Denied… or will She?

Download or read book Blame It On Bianca Del Rio written by Bianca Del Rio and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2018-05-22 with total page 244 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Uproarious advice and never-before-seen color photos from drag queen extraordinaire Bianca Del Rio The cheeky, larger-than-life drag queen and outrageous comic—"The Joan Rivers of the Drag World," (New York Times)—who isn’t afraid to shock or offend brings her trademark acerbic wit and sharp commentary to the page in an illustrated collection of advice. When it comes to insult comics, Bianca Del Rio is in a class by herself. Fierce, funny, and fabulous—a would-be love child sired by John Waters and birthed by Joan Rivers—Bianca sandblasted her name in the annals of pop culture on RuPaul’s Drag Race. Thanks to her snarky frankness, impeccable comedic timing, and politically incorrect humor, she became the show’s breakout star, winning its sixth season. In Blame It On Bianca Del Rio, Bianca shares her opinions loudly and proudly, offering raucous, hilarious, no-holds-barred commentary on the everyday annoyances, big and small, that color her world, and make it a living, albeit amusing, hell for anyone who inhabits it. A collection of biting advice filled with vibrant photos from Bianca’s twisted universe, Blame It On Bianca Del Rio will shock you and keep you laughing. But be warned: it is not for the faint of heart!

Download or read book Dragons Fall Hard written by Julia Mills and published by Julia Mills. This book was released on 2024-01-22 with total page 116 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Talk about things not going as planned… Welcome to my world. All I wanted was to receive my One True Gift, find my Mate, and live happily ever after. Is that too much to ask? I think not. After all, it's my two-hundredth birthday, and there's not even one slice of cake on this blasted mountaintop. But as momma said, 'All the planning in the world can't beat dumb luck.' So, instead of a party and champagne, I got a trip to Hell without directions, a fight with a notorious, legendary pussycat who wanted to rule the world, and kitty scratches in places I didn't know existed. Being almost immortal isn't what it's cracked up to be. Trust me. I wouldn't lie to you. Now, I have to save not only Ollie - the most annoying Familiar in the world - from the maniacal mouser hellbent on world domination and her manic mishmash of misfits, but also the man, the Dragon, the Universe made for me. There is not enough coffee or chocolate in the world, but that doesn't matter. Sometimes, a Witch has to do what a Witch has to do. It's time to shove my well-rounded booty in my yoga pants, straighten my messy bun, and show the inhabitants of the UnhappilyNeverAfter what a Brown Family Witch is made of. So, buckle up, my Buttercups. My name's Davina Elizabeth Brown, and I'm gonna save the day.

Download or read book Sassing Her Dragon written by Julia Mills and published by Julia Mills. This book was released on 2024-07-17 with total page 215 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The desert’s flooding, she’s in unfamiliar territory, and rogues are closing in ~ this sassy She-Wolf's got more than she can handle. Oh, my Great Goddess, is that her Mate rising from the dead?! Fur's gonna fly and scale's gonna sizzle, 'cause Fate might be sassy, but Liv's got Destiny on her side.

Download or read book Dragon Got Run Over by a Reindeer written by Julia Mills and published by Julia Mills. This book was released on 2024-10-01 with total page 77 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The holidays only come once a year, but this crazy couple plans to make it last forever. Take one dragon racing around the North Pole… Add a reindeer who refuses to be tamed… Mix in the outrageous antics of an elf who hates the snow … And you’ve got a holiday tale of thrills, chills, and more than a little snow-melting fun. Put on your feety pajamas, grab a cup of hot cocoa, and gather around the fire while our dashing hero and trusty cohorts race to save the holidays and in the process, find a happily ever after they didn’t know they were looking for, all neatly wrapped in shiny paper with a bright red bow. After all, not even Fate stays home for the holidays.

Download or read book Haunted by Her Dragon written by Julia Mills and published by Julia Mills. This book was released on 2024-03-07 with total page 369 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Haunted and hunted and holding tight to their happy ending, the Universe’s got Her work cut out for Her, but then again…Fate Will Not Be Denied, right? Saved from a deadly explosion by six-foot-two-inches of walkin’ muscle in ripped jeans and well-worn cowboy boots, Sam’s had to rethink the whole idea of happily ever after and decided it sounds like a damned good plan. For the Guardsman who’s hot-dogged his way through a hundred-and-twelve years, one brown-eyed, curly-headed doctor has made him rethink everything he thought he knew. Happily ever after's damned sure not just in fairy tales anymore, and Lance wants his. Of course, nothing this good could come easy, right? The traitor is closing in. Everything they hold dear is hanging in the balance. There is no flight, only fight and absolutely no one better get in the way. The stakes have never been higher - this couple’s fighting for forever.