Download or read book Whistlin Dixie written by Robert Hendrickson and published by Checkmark Books. This book was released on 1993-01-01 with total page 251 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Defines southern expressions, from "Adam's housecat" and "all vine and no taters" to "working without a full set of lights" and "you-all"
Download or read book Momma N em Said written by Tim Heaton and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2015-01-29 with total page 206 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This treasury of Southern sayings contains almost 2,000 expressions from over 400 contributors. Each is categorized to make it easy to find the perfect, and often hilarious, saying for any situation. GREETINGS: I ain't seen you in a minute! YES: Sure as a cat's got climbing gear.NO: I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth.ON THE FAIR SEX: Everything she's got is right on the showroom floor.INSULTS: If brains were leather, he wouldn't have enough to saddle a June bug.GOOD ADVICE: A new broom sweeps clean, but an old one knows where the dirt is.FAIR WARNING: Don't let your bulldog mouth overload your hummingbird ass. MOMMA SAID: I brought you into this world - I'll take you out.GOODBYE: Don't let the door hit ya' where the good Lord split ya'.WHAT THE READERS SAY ABOUT THE BOOK* "This book, although a bit bawdy at times, is entertaining no matter your heritage."* "The book is a light, comical and easy read exposing the true southern sayings we all remember our folks using here in the south."* "There are sayings for every life situation, sayings I grew up hearing, and ones that I'd never heard. Regardless, this book made me laugh out loud." * "If you pick it up you will not put it down! Three sayings in I yelled to my wife; "You gotta hear this one... " then, "Remember this one?..." * My favorites were, you smell like you want to be left alone, her hair looked like it caught on fire and was put out with a brick. Some laugh out loud sayings." * "One of the most truly funny and entertaining books. It's a coffee table keeper." * "Great southern sayings, never heard some & others that I had brought back wonderful memories."* "Loved it! Just what I was looking for. Lots of expressions that I had forgotten." * "Great sayings of the south. Brought back memories of childhood." * "If you are from the South or a transplant to the North-you will laugh and love this book."
Download or read book Southern Baby written by Rebekah Moredock and published by Worthy Kids/Ideals. This book was released on 2022-04-05 with total page 20 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sweeter than sweet tea and cuter than a June bug, this little board book will get y'all's young ones acquainted with the uniquely charming language of the South. Whether you're a native speaker or just a lover of good ole Southern sayings, if you're looking to teach your little one some basic Southern-isms, Southern Baby is the book for you. This simple board book gives an overview of basic Southern words and phrases, including classics like Bless Your Heart and Y'all. With playful illustrations and a good dose of Southern sass, this book would make a delightful gift for expectant parents and little ones. Trust us--it's fixin' to be your family's new favorite book.
Download or read book Talk Southern to Me written by Julia Fowler and published by Gibbs Smith. This book was released on 2018-03-06 with total page 189 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The creator of YouTube’s Southern Women Channel shares humorous, lighthearted essays on Southern life. Talk Southern To Me is a love letter to the South, y’all. Essays ’bout charm, beauty and style, chewin’ the fat, love, parenting, and more―full of yes ma’ams and no sirs, casseroles and cheese balls, taffeta and pom-poms…plus more Southern phrases than you can shake a stick at. If you’re not from the South—bless your heart—pay attention cause there’s a ton of wisdom to be found in these heartfelt, humorous ways. Southerners speak their own unique version of the English language, and you’ll come to understand it in these pages. It’s a linguistic art. And it’s gooder than grits, y’all. “I really love…Talk Southern to Me. I know you’ll love it too. It’s fun, informative, and oh-so-Southern.”—Dolly Parton “[Julia Fowler’s] humor and intelligence shine through everything she does, including the pages of this most entertaining book.”—Patricia Altschul, author of The Art of Southern Charm “A hilarious, wise, and winning explanation of the heart and soul of the South written by one of its most beloved—and loveable—daughters.”—Celia Rivenbark, columnist and New York Times–bestselling author of You Don’t Sweat Much for a Fat Girl “Lord have mercy on my soul, did Julia Fowler hit the nail on the head with her hysterical new book. My Mama suddenly came back to life, shaking her finger in my face and reminding me of all that is Southern.”—Del Shores, writer and director of Sordid Lives
Download or read book How to Speak Southern written by Steve Mitchell and published by Bantam. This book was released on 2009-07-22 with total page 66 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This tongue-in-cheek dictionary of Southern words and phrases offers a hilarious spoof of the Southern accent. This book is dedicated to all Yankees* in the hope that it will teach them how to talk right. *Yankee: Anyone who is not from Kentucky, Virginia, Tennessee, North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Florida, Mississippi, Alabama, Louisiana, Arkansas, Texas, and possibly Oklahoma and West-by-God-Virginia. A Yankee may become an honorary Southerner, but a Southerner cannot become a Yankee, assuming any Southerner wanted to.
Download or read book Well Bless Your Heart and Other Southern Sayings Adult Coloring Book written by Avaeh Kristopher and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-10-16 with total page 80 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hey, y'all! (Yes that's really a real word). Feel the need for a little time for yourself? Are you from the south or have a friend that is? Then here you go, you're welcome, LOL: ) Have fun coloring! Well Bless Your Heart (And Other Southern Sayings) Adult Coloring Book includes a wide range of truly original, completely hand-designed images of nothing but hilarious, snarky and some truly confusing sayings often heard mentioned by those lovable southern neighbors of ours. Well Bless Your Heart is a unique adult coloring book for ladies and gents including 39 one-sided coloring pages of cool designs to match your moods for the day. This collection of hilarious, confusing and sassy sayings is bound to make you laugh at least once or twice as you color each page! Then you can share them with your family and friends once you're all done and let them know how you're really feeling LOL: ) There are some pretty challenging designs in there - or if you're just looking to relax for a few minutes, we have included several designs that are much easier to color in too - plus we have lots of designs that fall somewhere right in between. Your choice! With Christmas, birthdays and all the other holidays coming up this adult coloring book could be the perfect gift for all the "southerners" (or "wannabes") in your life. All the pages are one-sided to help keep your designs from bleeding through to the next one if you use paint, markers or any other kinds of wet coloring tools. But if you choose to use coloring pencils, crayons and the like your new masterpiece should be just fine as is. So get your copy now and start relieving your anxiety, reducing your stress level and calming your thoughts - not to mention giggling wildly as you entertain your creative side. These funny sayings just might be what you need to color in to help you relax and have some fun at the same time too! Enjoy
Download or read book Southern Expressions written by Maria Brito and published by . This book was released on 1991 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Ordinary Sayings and Southern Cliche written by J. Hannah Lloyd and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2013-08-27 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ordinary Sayings and Southern Cliche is based on unique dialect and normal sayings by Southerners. To us the words are ordinary. To others they're unusual, funny, outrageous, odd, or just downright hilarious. Wash your dirty carcass, loose lips sink ships, toot your own horn, stinkin' thinkin' and don't get your panties in a wad are just a few of the phrases and unusual sayings you'll find once the book is opened. Southern expressions, when applied, can be an amusing highway of words. But remember. You'll never know where the road's gonna wind up 'til you get to the very end. And use caution. You may recognize yourself while reading. ORDINARY SAYINGS and SOUTHERN CLICHE is unique, matchless, and priceless-a fun form of entertainment."
Download or read book Let s Get Naked written by Trick Albright and published by . This book was released on 2020-03-03 with total page 310 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Let's Get Naked" is Trick Albright's catch-phrase for "Lets's get going." "Naked" might be the finest word in the English language, and it's a lot of fun to pronounce. Try it yourself, in Allegro, like this: "Neck - Id." See? I told you so.
Download or read book Southern expressions written by and published by . This book was released on 1988 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Southern Tongue written by Damon Bonds and published by . This book was released on 2001 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book How to Speak Southern written by Steve Mitchell and published by Bantam. This book was released on 2009-07-22 with total page 66 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This tongue-in-cheek dictionary of Southern words and phrases offers a hilarious spoof of the Southern accent. This book is dedicated to all Yankees* in the hope that it will teach them how to talk right. *Yankee: Anyone who is not from Kentucky, Virginia, Tennessee, North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Florida, Mississippi, Alabama, Louisiana, Arkansas, Texas, and possibly Oklahoma and West-by-God-Virginia. A Yankee may become an honorary Southerner, but a Southerner cannot become a Yankee, assuming any Southerner wanted to.
Download or read book Southern Stuff written by Mildred Jordan Brooks and published by . This book was released on 1992 with total page 230 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The Complete How to Speak Southern written by Steve Mitchell and published by Bantam. This book was released on 2007-12-18 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The laugh sensation that swept the nation, How to Speak Southern and More How to Speak Southern, is now collected in one complete–and completely hilarious–volume. Embraced by Southerners everywhere and dedicated to all Yankees in the hope that it will teach them to talk right, this uproarious book decodes “Suthun” wit and wisdom for “Nawthun” upstarts everywhere. From “aig” (a breakfast food that may be fried, scrambled, boiled, or poached) to “zackly” (as in “precisely”), here’s just a sampling of what you’ll find inside: ATTAIR: Contraction used to indicate the specific item desired. “Pass me attair gravy, please.” EVERWHICHAWAYS: To be scattered in all directions. “You should have been there when the train hit that chicken truck. Them chickens flew everwhichaways.” YONTNY: Do you want any. “Yontny more corn bread?” Funny as well as informative, this laugh-out-loud dictionary will keep you laughing and learning–no matter where you fall on the Mason-Dixon Line!
Download or read book You All Spoken Here written by Roy Wilder and published by University of Georgia Press. This book was released on 1998-09-01 with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A marvelously funny piece of Southern humor and a language-lover's delight, this book preserves and explains the South's linguistic heritage with some 3,000 specimens of the region's most picturesque, metaphorical, and gloriously inventive speech.
Download or read book Southern expressions written by Kelly Morris and published by . This book was released on 1989 with total page 47 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The Wife Upstairs written by Rachel Hawkins and published by St. Martin's Press. This book was released on 2021-01-05 with total page 293 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Instant New York Times and USA Today Bestseller "Compulsively readable...a gothic thriller laced with arsenic." ––EW One of the Most Anticipated Books of 2021: CNN • Newsweek • Vulture • PopSugar • Parade • BuzzFeed • E!Online • TimeOut • Woman's Day • Goodreads • She Reads • Good Housekeeping • CrimeReads • Frolic • Hello! • Mystery and Suspense January 2021 Indie Next Pick and #1 LibraryReads Pick A delicious twist on a Gothic classic, The Wife Upstairs pairs Southern charm with atmospheric domestic suspense, perfect for fans of B.A. Paris and Megan Miranda. Meet Jane. Newly arrived to Birmingham, Alabama, Jane is a broke dog-walker in Thornfield Estates––a gated community full of McMansions, shiny SUVs, and bored housewives. The kind of place where no one will notice if Jane lifts the discarded tchotchkes and jewelry off the side tables of her well-heeled clients. Where no one will think to ask if Jane is her real name. But her luck changes when she meets Eddie Rochester. Recently widowed, Eddie is Thornfield Estates’ most mysterious resident. His wife, Bea, drowned in a boating accident with her best friend, their bodies lost to the deep. Jane can’t help but see an opportunity in Eddie––not only is he rich, brooding, and handsome, he could also offer her the kind of protection she’s always yearned for. Yet as Jane and Eddie fall for each other, Jane is increasingly haunted by the legend of Bea, an ambitious beauty with a rags-to-riches origin story, who launched a wildly successful southern lifestyle brand. How can she, plain Jane, ever measure up? And can she win Eddie’s heart before her past––or his––catches up to her? With delicious suspense, incisive wit, and a fresh, feminist sensibility, The Wife Upstairs flips the script on a timeless tale of forbidden romance, ill-advised attraction, and a wife who just won’t stay buried. In this vivid reimagining of one of literature’s most twisted love triangles, which Mrs. Rochester will get her happy ending?
