Download or read book Sometimes the Bull Wins written by Jim Willoughby and published by Azurite Books. This book was released on 2002 with total page 150 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bil Keane, creator of the Family Circus newspaper cartoon feature, says this book is very big on humor and strong on cartoon art.The humor and cartoons deal with Jim Willoughby's favorite topics: cowboys and the West.He spins quick yearns like this: Two rough looking outlaws dashed out of the Benson Bank loaded down with bags of loot only to find their horses missing. Dang! muttered one. You can't trust anyone anymore.And he makes unique observations: A wealthy rancher out of Ruidoso is said to have several thousand dollars on him at any given time. Out West, that's what we call keeping good company.
Download or read book At the Edge of Space written by Milton O. Thompson and published by Smithsonian Institution. This book was released on 2013-08-06 with total page 392 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In At the Edge of Space, Milton O. Thompson tells the dramatic story of one of the most successful research aircraft ever flown. The first full-length account of the X-15 program, the book profiles the twelve test pilots (Neil Armstrong, Joe Engle, Scott Crossfield, and the author among them) chosen for the program. Thompson has translated a highly technical subject into readable accounts of each pilot's participation, including many heroic and humorous anecdotes and highlighting the pilots' careers after the program ended in 1968.
Download or read book Maybe Maybe Not written by Robert Fulghum and published by Ballantine Books. This book was released on 2011-03-02 with total page 237 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER I once began a list of the contradictory notions I hold: Look before you leap. He who hesitates is lost. Two heads are better than one. If you want something done right, do it yourself. Nothing ventured, nothing gained. Better safe than sorry. Out of sight, out of mind. Absence makes the heart grow fonder. You can't tell a book by its cover. Clothes make the man. Many hands make light work. Too many cooks spoil the broth. You can't teach an old dog new tricks. It's never too late to learn. Never sweat the small stuff. God is in the details. And so on. The list goes on forever. Once I got so caught up in this kind of thinking that I wore two buttons on my smock when I was teaching art. One said, "Trust me, I'm a teacher." The other replied, "Question Authority." [signature] Fulghum
Download or read book The Rancher s Baby Surprise written by Kat Brookes and published by Harlequin. This book was released on 2019-01-01 with total page 209 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A cowboy to her rescue… Creating a family through Bent Creek Blessings Since losing his childhood sweetheart, cowboy Garrett Wade has avoided emotional entanglements. But when he comes across pregnant Hannah Sanders stuck in a flash flood—and in labor—it’s Garrett to the rescue. He becomes fiercely protective of the single mom and her son. Inviting her to stay at his family ranch seems natural, but can Garrett release the heartache of his past?
Download or read book Dangerous Summer written by Ernest Hemingway and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-05-22 with total page 251 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Dangerous Summer is Hemingway's firsthand chronicle of a brutal season of bullfights. In this vivid account, Hemingway captures the exhausting pace and pressure of the season, the camaraderie and pride of the matadors, and the mortal drama—as in fight after fight—the rival matadors try to outdo each other with ever more daring performances. At the same time Hemingway offers an often complex and deeply personal self-portrait that reveals much about one of the twentieth century's preeminent writers.
Download or read book A Liver Runs Through It written by River Dick Doc and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2017-10-16 with total page 492 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Liver Runs Through It tells the legendary, four-decade-long, story of the annual 4Day canoe and kayak trip taking place each year on the rivers of Michigans Upper Peninsula. The reader can hear the pfsst of beers opening and smell the cigar smoke swirling about the bourbon-soaked history of the 4Day, as it comes to life in stories told among paddlers on the river, round the evening campfire, and bellied up to northern bars, the timeless yin It is with awe that we stand, two paddling hours upstream from the Fox River Campground, at the top of the well-named Fox River Overlook, this years launch site, with its spectacular view 150 above the winding river valley below. We talk of how, almost 2,000 years ago, this view must have affected the Native American Ojibwa, les Ojibwes, when they first walked to the edge of this cliff. Silence falls over the boys, a rare respite from jokes n stories, as they absorb the scene the pines across the valley and tag alders crowding the Fox below, the rivers gorgeous dark reddish-brown color the result of tannins, the decaying leaves and other vegetation along the riverside. & yang... Some get there by canoe, some get there by car, theyre all lookin for Andys, Andys Seney Bar.
Download or read book The Rancher s Baby Surprise and The Cowboy s Unexpected Baby written by Kat Brookes and published by Harlequin. This book was released on 2021-07-27 with total page 385 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Family in an instant! The Rancher's Baby Surprise by Kat Brookes Since losing his childhood sweetheart, cowboy Garrett Wade has avoided emotional entanglements. But when he comes across pregnant Hannah Sanders stuck in a flash flood—and in labor—it’s Garrett to the rescue. He becomes fiercely protective of the single mom and her son. Inviting her to stay at his family ranch seems natural, but can Garrett release the heartache of his past? The Cowboy's Unexpected Baby by Stephanie Dees Rancher and lawyer Garrett Cole wants a family—eventually. Until he finds a sweet newborn abandoned on his doorstep. If it weren’t for Abby Scott, the social worker temporarily working in his office, he’d be lost. But when their attraction grows deeper, can this cowboy dad risk his heart on a woman who might not be in town for good?
Download or read book Harlequin Love Inspired January 2019 Box Set 2 of 2 written by Carrie Lighte and published by Harlequin. This book was released on 2019-01-01 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Love Inspired brings you three new titles! Enjoy these uplifting contemporary romances of faith, forgiveness and hope. MINDING THE AMISH BABY Amish Country Courtships by Carrie Lighte Remaining unmarried and living alone is exactly the life Amish store clerk Tessa Fisher wants…until her landlord, Turner King, enlists her help caring for a baby left on his doorstep. As they search for the little girl’s mother, Tessa begins to wish their instant family could become permanent. HER COWBOY’S TWIN BLESSINGS Montana Twins by Patricia Johns Foreman Casey Courtright hoped to buy the ranch he works on, but he can’t match Ember Reed’s offer. Nevertheless, he agrees to show her around the land she’ll be using as her therapy center…but only if she’ll help him with the orphaned twin infant boys in his care. THE RANCHER’S BABY SURPRISE Bent Creek Blessings by Kat Brookes After losing her sister and brother-in-law, surrogate Hannah Sanders must suddenly prepare to be a single mother. When veterinarian Garrett Wade rescues her from a flash flood just as she goes into labor, Hannah can’t help but hope the cowboy might be the perfect father for her infant.
Download or read book All Kinds of Humor written by Frank Verano and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2012-09 with total page 691 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When you need something funnt for an occasion, how do you go about creating it? Most of us cannot dream up anything funny on our own. Oh sure, there are some who can create funny things spontaneously, but usually it happens in the course of a conversation and even then it is occasionally. At all events where you are called upon to speak, it pays to follow the Toastmasters' International guidelines and prepare for it in advance. When it comes to saying something funny or simply telling a joke to get your audience's attention, it also pays to have a source. In this book, there are over fifty categories of jokes, puns, and other kinds of humor than something you read from cover to cover as in nove. It might even be compared to a recipe book of a "How to" type of book. If you are using this book in a hard copy form, the Contents will help you find the type of joke you need but you might still need to scan a few of them to find the one that suits your occasion. On the other hand, if you are looking at a computer-type of screen, you can quickly go to a joke by clicking on the one-line description in the Contents.
Download or read book Knockout written by Ian Slater and published by Speaking Volumes. This book was released on 2020-08-21 with total page 360 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NO WARNING. NO RULES. NOWHERE LEFT TO RUN. Freeman and McBride. On opposite sides of the most bitter divide since the Civil War, two warriors found in each other the perfect enemy: implacable, unforgiving, unwilling to leave anything to chance. And in the war between the USA and the Militia, Gen. Douglas Freeman and master guerrilla strategist "Lucky" McBride are each fighting for the only thing they believe in: complete victory at any cost. While Freeman won round one, putting McBride's top soldiers behind barbed-wire prison fences, McBride and the Militia are most dangerous when cornered—and they're about to strike back. McBride has his eye on the big prize: the most magnificent American weapon anywhere in the world. Killing when he has to, striking out of thin air, and moving his shock troops like chess pieces, McBride is taking aim. And if he hits his target, the cost in lives will be staggering. As for Freeman, he'll use guerrilla tactics to find the Militia at a secret fortress already running with blood—and then take aim himself....
Download or read book Have You Heard the One About written by Justin Sedgwick and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-09-12 with total page 344 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Having trouble finding things to talk about with people? Feeling awkward amidst a tense moment or gap in conversation? Do you need some comic relief? Good news: Your arduous search for the holy giggle ends with this book. Have You Heard the One About . . . includes over 480 pages of gut-busting jokes and amusing anecdotes that readers can memorize and add to their conversational repertoire. These jokes, with their charming wit and large variety of subject matter, are sure to get a chuckle from even the most miserable human-beings! So grab a copy with Have You Heard the One About . . . , it’s the perfect humor reference to study before any party or occasion, or when you feel the need for a good hoot or a ha-ha. Start filling the room with laughter today.
Download or read book The Biggest Joke Book Ever written by Jack Jacoby and published by Trafford Publishing. This book was released on 2008-09 with total page 1315 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An amazing collection of thousands of jokes - great for any occasions or just to get a great belly-laugh.
Download or read book The Best Jokes and Stories written by Gene Levin and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2003-01-29 with total page 156 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The purpose of this book is to survey a selection of jokes—classics as well as those making the rounds today—and to provide suggestions on how to tell them effectively. Note: Some of the material is 'salty' because sex is an important part of life and lends itself to humor. Those who wish to develop as raconteurs must have a good stock of stories of different types at hand, in order to contribute to a social gathering, no matter who is present. This collection contains a variety of stories, from the ribald to the most sophisticated, such as 'Beethoven's Ninth' and 'Bohr.' Some—Three Women at the Gates of Heaven—are double-barreled, with two punch lines. I find them all quite amusing.
Download or read book Just Plain Funny written by Charles Smith and published by Dorrance Publishing. This book was released on 2012-09-28 with total page 190 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Humor is something that has always been in Charles' life. It helped him cope as a child when he used to stutter. With humor he was able to get himself out of situations and not feel inferior to other kids. It became an important tool that he would use while teaching and coaching high school for thirty-three years. It kept him from ever having to send a student to the office.Charles' favorite times are the holidays when the family gets together to laugh and have fun. Humor is always a big part of communication in his family. The connection and love is primarily there because of God, but it is enhanced because of the humor his family enjoys.Charles has found that humor is important in one's everyday life. He has found that life is not easy and can cripple us in so many ways: physically, mentally, socially, and emotionally. He has found that you should always make time to laugh and when people do this they feel good. He has also found that laughter is strong medicine for a person's well being. He practices what he preaches and tries to smile every day. He spends time with happy people and he has learned to laugh at himself. He says pay attention to children and learn from them, because they are the masters of play and laughter.This book is Charles' attempt to enhance your life with some humor and by doing so he hopes it will make you smile, chuckle, or just laugh out loud. So he wants you to get a cup of coffee, find a comfortable place and just sit back and read some Just Plain Funny stuff.
Download or read book Slice of Americana written by Kevin Schmidt and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2010-03-31 with total page 117 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Things are way to serious these days time to relax and read (and drink beer)! Its not political, religious, or even politically correct. Just plain funny, light-hearted look at a lifetime of rural America. I havent read two books in my life (from cover to cover) nor do I get on the Internet (dont even know how). This book is real stories from rural America, Authors Disclaimer: While you may lose weight reading this book (by laughing your rear end off) it is not a proven weight loss book. Thank you, KevinThis book is defiantly full of it and I loved it. I am still laughingNeil Hohenbrink (rep for Alliance product group) I have seen Kevin in action, these stories are true and very funny even strange, somewhat warped, little bazaar but well worth readingRick Riggs (hazardous material mover, Linde Corp. Murray Hill, NJ) Kevin brings out great humor between city and rural life and I have seen him on stage in his comedy act he is a country hick.Lynn Oldham (A real rural American farmer, Rural USA) Dont forget to take the Cheap Country Hick (C.C.H.) test at the end of the book (e-mail me the results)
Download or read book Saving Justice written by Robert H. Bork and published by Encounter Books. This book was released on 2013 with total page 158 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Provides an account of the inner workings of the Justice Department as it handled Watergate and the constitutional crises presented by the Nixon Administration, from the perspective of the former Soliciter General.
Download or read book The Joys and Terrors of Public Speaking written by David Scott and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2014-03-27 with total page 165 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The mere thought of standing up and speaking in front of an audience of any kind fills many people with dread whether it be at work, at a wedding or, heaven forbid, at a conference. This book is not about the experiences of professional speakers but a collection of stories - many humorous, some serious - written by ordinary people ranging from regional newspaper editors to church ministers, from teachers to Parliamentary candidates. David Scott has called upon his own contact with the great British public to reveal that speakers should always expect the unexpected. He offers guidance to those taking their first tentative steps into the world of public speaking and ends with a chapter of jokes which can be told on any occasion. It is a useful guide to what anyone might expect when leaving the comfort of their warm homes or offices for draughty village halls and sometimes unforgiving audiences.
