Download or read book Snot Funny 14 written by Nancy E. Krulik and published by Grosset & Dunlap. This book was released on 2015 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When George, his classmates, and their families go to a ski resort to compete in a charity event against two other schools, George is determined to win the snowboarding contest and meet snowboarding pro Dice Nievson until he gets sick and his best friend, Alex, must compete in his place.
Download or read book Snot Funny written by Josie Montano and published by . This book was released on 2003 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fiction for young readers about a boy whose pranks backfire on him big time. Vinnie loves playing practical joke - like tormenting his family in the toilet, and making his mum the world's biggest underpants. But his pranks finally backfire on him. Author has written numerous titles previously including 'Chickenpox...Yuck!' and 'Pop Starlets'.
Download or read book The Human Body Gr 4 6 written by Mike Edie and published by Rainbow Horizons Publishing. This book was released on 1999-01-01 with total page 69 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Students study the major systems of the body: Skeletal, Muscular, Respiratory, Circulatory, Digestive and Nervous systems, in this highly motivating unit. The first part, "Core Lessons", covers the body systems with student notes providing a solid foundation of information. Related activities that utilize the visual arts, creative writing, physical activity and mathematics help to solidify the concepts taught in this lesson. Optional activities give teachers flexibility as the unit progresses. This mountain of innovative, time-saving teacher resources is sure to make life easier. This Life Science lesson provides a teacher and student section with a variety of reading passages, activities, crossword, word search and answer key to create a well-rounded lesson plan.
Download or read book The Funniest Grossest Joke Book Ever written by Editors of Portable Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-10-17 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Make your friends giggle, guffaw, and groan with disgust at over 900 jokes in this massive volume that combines two hilarious books in one. It’s a 2-for-1 of epic proportions. This book combines our two bestselling kids’ joke books: The Funniest Joke Book Ever! and The Grossest Joke Book Ever! Do you know a kid who likes Q&A jokes, knock-knocks, puns, riddles, or one-liners? Of course you do! This collection has all that and more—over 900 jokes—actually. Perfect for boys or girls, it spans all kid-friendly topics, including fairy tales, animals, monsters, and disgusting jokes that’ll make them (and you) want to barf. They’ll laugh out loud at zingers like: Q: What do you call a cow with a twitch? A: Beef jerky! Q: Do zombies eat candy with their fingers? A: No, they eat the fingers separately. Q: What kind of life was found on Pluto? A: Fleas! And many more!
Download or read book Gross as a Snot Otter written by Jess Keating and published by Knopf Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2019-10-29 with total page 49 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Animal Planet meets Captain Underpants in the ickiest, squickiest, most fart-filled World of Weird Animals book yet, from the creators of Pink Is for Blobfish. The creators of Pink Is for Blobfish are back, and they've brought 17 of their most revolting friends: there are slippery, slimy snot otters, gulls that projectile-vomit on command, fish that communicate via flatulence, and chipmunks that cultivate healthy forests by pooping a trail of seeds wherever they go. But there's more to these skin-crawling creatures than meets the eye, and as zoologist Jess Keating explains, sometimes it's the very things that make us gag that allow these animals to survive in the wild. The perfect combination of yuks, yucks, and eureka!'s, this latest installment in the World of Weird Animals series will inspire budding scientists and burp enthusiasts alike!
Download or read book The Sweet Potato Queens Guide to Raising Children for Fun and Profit written by Jill Conner Browne and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2008-12-30 with total page 306 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: By popular demand, #1 bestselling author and Sweet Potato Queen Jill Conner Browne delivers her latest uproarious recipe to surviving the joys of motherhood.
Download or read book Why Is Snot Green written by Glenn Murphy and published by Square Fish. This book was released on 2009-04-14 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: PREPARE TO LAUGH AND LEARN Scientific answers to mysteries kids really want to know. Sure a lot of kids want to grow up to be astronauts, but according to scientist Glenn Murphy, even MORE kids want to know what happens to astronaut farts. (Short answer: Not good things!) And they want to know: Why don't all fish die from lightening storms? Why haven't we all been sucked into a black hole? Do animals talk? Told in a back-and-forth conversational style, Why is Snot Green? presents science just the way kids want to learn it--with lots of laughter.
Download or read book The Incredible Runaway Snot written by Josh Pyke and published by Scholastic Press. This book was released on 2020-01-11 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Eric the snot liked his life quite a lot stuck up a nose in a cosy old spot... But life for a snot is no bed of roses. It's snot easy for snots to stay in their noses! A delightfully funny, runny adventure by award-winning singer/songwriter, Josh Pyke.
Download or read book Stink it Up written by Megan McDonald and published by Candlewick Press. This book was released on 2013-08-06 with total page 129 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A treasury of nose-wrinkling facts, quizzes, recipes and trivia includes entries about how a group of skunks is called a "stench," how snail slime was once an ingredient in cough syrup and more. Original.
Download or read book Snot Stew written by Bill Wallace and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 1990-04 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Shotguns have a long, rich history in the United States. They were used by both Union and Confederate cavalrymen during the Civil War, and helped defend the Alamo during the Mexican-American War. Soldiers during WWI preferred shotguns for trench warfare, and many heroes of the Wild West were rarely seen without their double-barrels. Today, shotguns are used by target sports enthusiasts, law enforcement, and armed forces. Discover the fascinating history of the shotgun in this wide-ranging new book. Shotguns explores the exciting history and development of the shotgun with engaging text and more than 200 full-color photographs of guns, including iconic models by Winchester. Best used for hitting smaller targets at closer range, shotguns became the weapon of choice for soldiers, hunters, and sportsmen. Learn about key innovations, including double-barrels, interchangeable chokes, and subguage inserts. Learn about different shotgun mechanisms, including breech-loading, double-barrel, pump-action, bolt-action, semi-automatic, and fully automatic weapons.
Download or read book The Secret Life of Boogers written by Mariona Tolosa Sisteré and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2020-10-06 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A delightfully disgusting and scientific look at boogers and how they can get us out of sticky situations! Snot might seem disgusting, but it's actually (s)not! In fact, it defends our bodies and keeps us healthy by trapping viruses and bacteria in its sticky web. Finally giving mucus the recognition it deserves, The Secret Life of Boogers pulls back the curtain and reveals snot as the superhero it really is. Readers both young and old will delight in this snarky look at the science of boogers while they learn about the countless important roles snot plays in our bodies.
Download or read book Emily Jack s Dress Up Basket and The Best Day Ever written by Valerie Hamilton and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2013-08-23 with total page 80 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Join Emily & Jack with their friends and family as they travel through the woods. Come with them and meet many characters as they joke, sing, make up rhymes and learn ventriloquism, but.... their adventure isn't always fun... Sometimes they're afraid... sometimes, very afraid! Do you want to know what happens? Will you turn the pages of fun and fear? Come on in or you'll never know about one of the Best Days ever.........
Download or read book The Snot Book written by Mark Bacera and published by . This book was released on 2020-05-30 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A book about snot so gross your kids won't notice they're learning!What gross SN words will come out of Snobby Sonny's nostril next? Before you turn the page, have your child make a guess. Will it actually be snot or something else?Later your child will learn about why snot is important, the meanings of our different snot colors, and proper hygiene. Just remember one thing-snot and boogers are our friends!Meet the author atwww.roundedspecspublishing.com
Download or read book It s Snot Fair written by Brenda Ponnay and published by Xist Publishing. This book was released on 2017-06-15 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What’s invisible and smells like a carrot? Bunny Farts! Burps, farts, boogers, and other bodily functions take center stage in this collection of illustrated jokes sure to be adored by the preschool through early elementary set.
Download or read book Snotgirl 15 written by Bryan Lee O'Malley and published by Image Comics. This book was released on 2020-03-11 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Normgirl and Ashley's wedding weekend has finally arrived, and everyon's invited! POP QUIZ: Who's going to mess it up for them? Is it A) Lottie, B) Coolgirl, C) Cutegirl, D) Virgil, E) Sunny, F) Normgirl and Ashley, or G) all of the above?
Download or read book Brainiac s Giant Book of Gross Outs written by Peter Pauper Press and published by Peter Pauper Press, Inc.. This book was released on 2005-09 with total page 138 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: We've got the most disgusting games and puzzles, mazes, facts, and jokes for you. So let's get started, don't delay, make it a super gross-out day!
Download or read book What Makes a Monster written by Jess Keating and published by Knopf Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2017-08-08 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Monsters are real—and they're everywhere in nature! Animal Planet meets Godzilla in this nonfiction picture book that puts the "Ack!" into backyard science. Some people think monsters are the stuff of nightmares—the stuff of scary movies and Halloween. But monsters can also be found right in your backyard. Animals like aye-ayes, goblin sharks and vampire bats may look scary, but they pose no threat to humans. Others, such as the prairie dog, seem innocent—cute, even—yet their behavior could give you goose bumps. What makes a monster? Read this book to find out, if you dare. . . . Jess Keating and David DeGrand, the author illustrator team behind Pink Is for Blobfish will have readers shrieking with laughter at this latest installment to the World of Weird Animals series.
