Download or read book Hyperbole and a Half written by Allie Brosh and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-10-29 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: #1 New York Times Bestseller “Funny and smart as hell” (Bill Gates), Allie Brosh’s Hyperbole and a Half showcases her unique voice, leaping wit, and her ability to capture complex emotions with deceptively simple illustrations. FROM THE PUBLISHER: Every time Allie Brosh posts something new on her hugely popular blog Hyperbole and a Half the internet rejoices. This full-color, beautifully illustrated edition features more than fifty percent new content, with ten never-before-seen essays and one wholly revised and expanded piece as well as classics from the website like, “The God of Cake,” “Dogs Don’t Understand Basic Concepts Like Moving,” and her astonishing, “Adventures in Depression,” and “Depression Part Two,” which have been hailed as some of the most insightful meditations on the disease ever written. Brosh’s debut marks the launch of a major new American humorist who will surely make even the biggest scrooge or snob laugh. We dare you not to. FROM THE AUTHOR: This is a book I wrote. Because I wrote it, I had to figure out what to put on the back cover to explain what it is. I tried to write a long, third-person summary that would imply how great the book is and also sound vaguely authoritative—like maybe someone who isn’t me wrote it—but I soon discovered that I’m not sneaky enough to pull it off convincingly. So I decided to just make a list of things that are in the book: Pictures Words Stories about things that happened to me Stories about things that happened to other people because of me Eight billion dollars* Stories about dogs The secret to eternal happiness* *These are lies. Perhaps I have underestimated my sneakiness!

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Download or read book Simple Dog written by Allisha Waterman and published by Austin Macauley Publishers. This book was released on 2022-05-31 with total page 20 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "You talk funny!" the other dogs would say. Simple Dog would be speechless and it was difficult for him to make friends... Despite Simple Dog's disability, he never gives up hope! Simple Dog reminds us that when we believe in ourselves, we can achieve great things! Simple Dog is a fun, colourful, playful, and feel-good read.

Download or read book My Dog The Paradox written by The Oatmeal and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2013-05-07 with total page 35 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This eponymous comic became an instant hit when it went live on The Oatmeal.com and was liked on Facebook by 700,000 fans. Now fans will have a keepsake book of this comic to give and to keep. In My Dog: The Paradox, Inman discusses the canine penchant for rolling in horse droppings, chasing large animals four times their size, and acting recklessly enthusiastic through the entirety of their impulsive, lovable lives. Hilarious and heartfelt, My Dog: The Paradox eloquently illustrates the complicated relationship between man and dog. We will never know why dogs fear hair dryers, or being baited into staring contests with cats, but as Inman explains, perhaps we love dogs so much “because their lives aren’t lengthy, logical, or deliberate, but an explosive paradox composed of fur, teeth, and enthusiasm.”

Download or read book Zak George s Dog Training Revolution written by Zak George and published by National Geographic Books. This book was released on 2016-06-07 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A revolutionary way to raise and train your dog, with “a wealth of practical tips, tricks, and fun games that will enrich the lives of many dogs and their human companions” (Dr. Ian Dunbar, veterinarian and animal behaviorist). Zak George is a new type of dog trainer. A dynamic YouTube star and Animal Planet personality with a fresh approach, Zak helps you tailor dog training to your pet’s unique traits and energy level—leading to quicker results and a much happier pup. For the first time, Zak has distilled the information from his hundreds of videos and experience with thousands of dogs into this comprehensive dog and puppy training guide that includes: • Choosing the right pup for you • Housetraining and basic training • Handling biting, leash pulling, jumping up, barking, aggression, chewing, and other behavioral issues • Health care essentials like finding a vet and selecting the right food • Cool tricks, traveling tips, and activities to enjoy with your dog • Topics with corresponding videos on Zak’s YouTube channel so you can see his advice in action Packed with everything you need to know to raise and care for your dog, this book will help you communicate and bond with one another in a way that makes training easier, more rewarding, and—most of all—fun!

Download or read book Good Dog written by Donna Chandler and published by Emmis Books. This book was released on 2004-06 with total page 138 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Donna Chandler is one of the best-recognized dog trainers and top canine behavior modification specialists in the country. Her method will teach you how to train your dog through consistent interaction on a daily basis. sDonna's training includes crate living, indoor and outdoor leash technique, secrets to housebreaking, and common problems like puppy biting and over-friendly jumping -- all with good, sensible solutions that work. Donna even shows you how to train your dog while watching TV, reading or working on the computer. Book jacket.

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Download or read book Family Dog Fusion written by Bennie R. Copeland and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-11-17 with total page 234 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is about understanding your dog. In these pages you will learn why your dog does those little things that drive you crazy! By reaching a better understanding you will be able to teach, train, love, and build that amazing bond you never thought was possible. Bennie Copeland has been training dogs (and people) since 2001. His unique understanding of dogs coupled with his ability to teach owners how to communicate on a day-to-day basis is laid out here step-by-step. His Secret?!? Knowing how you want your dog to behave in every given situation is the KEY to unlock why your dog whines, begs, barks, jumps, or even blatantly ignores you. Guess what? All of these issues can be fixed with a little time, love, patience, and this book. Enjoy this self-help guide to bridging the gap of communication. Frustration got you to this point, now you can relax, and enjoy your furry friend every day.

Download or read book Dog Training Made Simple written by Shelly Richardson and published by Shelly Richardson. This book was released on 2022-07-21 with total page 131 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dog Training Made Simple “Dog Training Made Simple” is a fact-based guide to bonding with your puppy and developing a life-long companionship with man’s best friend. With an in-depth focus on all aspects of dog training, this book is especially suited for those who haven’t yet chosen a new dog. As matching temperament is so important, “Dog Training Made Simple” covers the difference between the breeds, as there is no single right answer for a perfect match. Different breeds, personalities, and activity levels… Whether training an energetic collie or caring for an aging terrier, “Dog Training Made Simple” is chock full of advice. This covers information about breed and temperament and more universal truths about pack mentality, consistent reward systems, and healthy diets. By sticking to simple guidelines and easy-to-read chapters, you’ll soon find yourself finding answers to common problems such as constant barking, chewing, pulling on the leash, and digging in the yard. You’ll also find proven tips to keep your puppy happy, healthy, and well-behaved. While this book alone may not make you an expert, even seasoned dog owners are sure to find wisdom backed up by scientific studies. Train your dog right the first time by picking up a copy of “Dog Training Made Simple” and learning how to train, feed, and cherish your puppy properly.

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Download or read book Philosophical Analysis written by D.S. Austin and published by Springer Science & Business Media. This book was released on 2012-12-06 with total page 362 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Analytic philosophy is alive and in good health, as this collection of twenty, previously unpublished essays most ably demonstrates. The reader will find here assembled some of the finest writings of modern analytic philosophers at the top of their form. Matthews discusses Plato's attempt to deal with the problem of false belief about identities. Parson evaluates Russell's early theory of denoting phrases. Chisholm exhibits the utility of thirteen epistemic categories. Plantinga criticizes Chisholm's account of justification. Conee argues that solving the Gettier Problem is important, and Ginet proposes a solution to it. Lehrer criticizes an argument based on the simplicity of our belief in material objects and other minds. R. Feldman defends an account of having evidence. F. Feldman defends a propositional account of pleasure. Van Fraassen criticizes Garber's solution to the problem of old evidence. Castañeda investigates the nature of negation. McKay argues that de se analyses of belief do not account for belief de re. Richard argues that no Fregean semantics for belief attribution will succeed. Ryckman suggests that the Millian theory of names has little to do with the theory of belief is no threat to God's omniscience. Dunn investigates constraints imposed on non-classical modal logics by extensionality. Fitch argues that singular propositions perform important functions in modal logic. Jubien evaluates arguments for and against possible worlds. Ratzsch argues that there must be a deeper source of nomicality than ordinary subjunctives, and Stalnaker argues that there is room for determinancy of identity and indeterminacy in reference.

Download or read book Why Does My Dog Act That Way written by Stanley Coren and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2007-12-04 with total page 306 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Draws on recent scientific discoveries to analyze canine character, in a reference that explains how to assess a dog's specific traits and promote desirable behavior.

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